Rebirth of the Villainous Female Boss
Chapter 1084 - Chapter 1084 Chapter 1056 I Cant Do It My Lord

Chapter 1084: Chapter 1056: I Can’t Do It, My Lord Chapter 1084: Chapter 1056: I Can’t Do It, My Lord “Daughter-in-law, listen to me,” Mario Yuno began with concern, “The Beautiful Lady’s instructor sacrificed his life a few days ago, and she was very psychologically traumatized; she stopped eating and drinking. I felt so sad for her when I saw her on my business trip. The Beautiful Lady has been in service for over six years and has reached the age of retirement. How could I stand by and watch her starve to death?”

“Camden Yuno, you’re not going to…” Kiara rubbed her temples, “You’re not bringing back a dog for me to give psychological therapy to, are you?”

Forgive my bluntness, but I simply cannot!

No matter how skilled she is, she can’t provide psychological therapy for animals!

“Besides, look at her eating so heartily and with such a good appetite, does she seem like she’s stopped eating and drinking?!”

Kiara pointed, and there in the corner, the dog appeared to be enjoying its meal immensely, its munching filling the room. If this were considered not eating and drinking, then there wouldn’t be any starving ghosts in this world.

“No, daughter-in-law, I’m not asking you to treat her,” Mario Yuno explained. “The Beautiful Lady just regained her appetite when she saw me. You see how dashing and handsome I am, don’t other people also feel good when they see me? You even said that you could eat two more bowls of rice when dining with me.”

This is truly courting death!

Kiara became furious and picked up a sofa cushion to hurl at him, outraged that this guy was comparing himself to a dog!

“Woof!” Sensing the murderous intent from behind, the Beautiful Lady quickly turned around. Seeing Kiara about to attack its friend, it bared its teeth, looking ready to strike.

“Sit down!” Kiara pointed authoritatively, and to her surprise, the Beautiful Lady was so intimidated by her presence it actually sat down.

A second later, realizing it shouldn’t obey a stranger’s command, the Beautiful Lady felt its canine life was under attack and its pride had taken a hit. Just as it was about to stand up again, it heard Mario Yuno command, “Sit down!”

“Awoo…” the dog finally settled back down obediently.

“Beautiful Lady, she is my beloved wife, and also your future mistress. What she says goes, just like my words. You must follow commands, understand?”

“Woof…” She seems a bit fierce…

Watching their back-and-forth, Kiara began to entertain the illusion that the dog could actually understand human speech.

“I don’t want you to treat the Beautiful Lady, I want to adopt her. When the Beautiful Lady was just a pup, I raised them. Now her instructor has passed, and she’s not eating or drinking due to her emotional attachment. If I hadn’t been there, who knows, she might have actually starved to death.”

“Since when have you ever raised dogs? Weren’t you a sniper in the Old Unit?”

“When I first joined and hadn’t been officially assigned to a department yet, because, er, I made a minor mistake, I was punished by being made a caretaker for a while.”

Mario Yuno had been quite the troublemaker back then, ending up taking care of dogs for two weeks to dampen his spirited edge–a tale not widely known.

“So this is one of the dogs you used to take care of?”

“It’s ‘The Enlightened One’!” Camden corrected seriously–referring to it as ‘The Enlightened One’ was a sign of respect.

No wonder it’s so dopey. Indeed, like owner, like dog!

Kiara suddenly felt deceived, wondering if Mario Yuno’s ability to cook was because he was once punished by having to make dog food… and what was she gorging herself on every meal for!

“Back when I looked after her, she had just been weaned. I couldn’t believe she still remembered me when I visited this time. Daughter-in-law, do you believe in fate? She was so starved and reduced to skin and bones, refusing food from anyone, but when I touched her, she licked my hand. That’s fate. So… you see, how could I let her starve to death?”

Technically, it was forbidden to take The Enlightened One out, even adoption was out of the question.

But this was a special case. Seeing the Beautiful Lady in such a state, Mario Yuno couldn’t bear it and applied to the higher-ups for adoption. They gave their permission considering the exceptional circumstances.

“Hmm, continue,”

Mario Yuno glanced at Kiara’s expression, but couldn’t discern any emotional fluctuation. Kiara was just too good at hiding her feelings.

Talking about living with a tiger, Mario Yuno had come to a profound understanding of the saying.

Perhaps because he had been too overbearing in his younger days, even God couldn’t stand it anymore, so he sent Kiara to let him experience an uneasiness he never felt when talking to the Homeroom Teacher during school.

“I know you don’t like pets. You’ve emphasized many times that, apart from you and me, and our future child, you don’t want a single hairy creature in the house.”

“Mm-hmm!”

Good, the boy still remembers that. Kiara felt the fire dying down a bit.

More than once he had hinted at wanting to adopt a pet, each time being rejected with a single phrase from Kiara.

Although Kiara often fed stray cats and dogs in the park, she hated having furry pets in her own territory. Mario Yuno had no choice this time but to think about keeping the dog secretly; after all, Kiara had many houses across several cities. He planned to secretly keep the Beautiful Lady.

“How old is it this year?” Kiara asked about the dog that supposedly had a history of dieting. If she wasn’t mistaken, that creature had polished off a whole bowl of pure meat canned dog food, right? How was it not bloated?

“It’s six and a half years old,” Mario Yuno replied. Seeing Kiara ask about Beautiful Lady’s age, he felt hopeful, his eyes lighting up.

His face might as well have had it written all over: darling, let’s keep it, let’s keep it~

“A dog’s lifespan is about ten to fifteen years, with some living up to twenty. How long do you plan to keep a six-and-a-half-year-old dog behind my back?”

Is this guy missing a few brain cells?

Kiara really felt ashamed of herself for suspecting that he might keep a mistress.

If he had that much spare time and thought, it’d be great. But keeping it to himself to raise a dog, what a dumb move that would be?

“I’ve thought of a few scenarios. The first is to keep it first and then work on you gradually, but after observing you for a long time, I’ve come to a conclusion.”

“Speak!”

Mario gulped, “You have to promise not to get angry after I’m done talking, or withhold my perks and pocket money.”

“Go on,” Kiara said, her mood akin to a parent who’d caught their mischievous child in the act.

What on earth had happened? How did a straightforward investigation turn into a farce?

“Based on my thorough research, you are a woman who is very hard to persuade. Once you’ve made up your mind, not even eight horses can pull it back. So, I concluded that the probability of successfully bringing Beautiful Lady home won’t exceed 10 percent.”

“Hmm, you do have a deep understanding of me.”

Kiara admitted that she was indeed that kind of person.

What she liked, she truly liked, and what she didn’t like, it was difficult for anyone to force her to accept.

“So, I prepared a second plan. I could secretly keep it, like, when we are in this city, I keep the Beautiful Lady in this house, then when we go back to our hometown, I hide the Beautiful Lady in the trunk and take it back, then stash it in another one of your houses. If you inspect the house, I’ll move it in advance.” Having many houses has its big advantages, huh.

“You want to play guerrilla warfare with me?”