Rebirth of the Supreme Immortal Emperor
Chapter 134 - 134 133 I am an Idiot!

134: Chapter 133 I am an Idiot!

134: Chapter 133 I am an Idiot!

Seeing Moo Xi’s accusatory attitude, Li Chen felt even more wronged than Dou’e.

“Hey, Lady Moo, when did I ever steal your Moo Family’s cabbage?”

Seeing Li Chen trying to feign ignorance, Moo Xi couldn’t help feeling a mix of shame and anger.

“Hmph, Li Chen, my reputation has been ruined by you.

What do you mean by saying that now?

Planning to deny everything?”

Li Chen, seeing Moo Xi getting anxious, mischievously said, “Oh, so what do you want me to admit to, Lady Moo?”

Moo Xi’s cheeks were blazing hot; how could she possibly voice such an embarrassing matter?

“Humph, you know very well the deeds you’ve done!”

After speaking, she turned her head away, pouting her lips as if she could hang an oil bottle from them, looking just like a haughty girl who just had a fight with her boyfriend.

Seeing Moo Xi pouting in annoyance, Li Chen couldn’t help but laugh.

“Well then, I’ll reluctantly take you as my maid!”

“Pfft!”

Before Li Chen could finish his sentence, Moo Xi spit out the iced tea she had just sipped.

Who is she, Moo Xi?

The esteemed Lady Moo of the Moo Family, the goddess unanimously acknowledged by handsome heirs within Jiangnan’s elite circle.

This guy actually wants to take her as a maid, and reluctantly at that?

Must be dreaming!

Seeing Moo Xi staring at him with wide eyes, Li Chen raised his eyebrows and teased, “Hey, don’t look at me with those eyes, it’s making me embarrassed!”

Moo Xi was utterly speechless and ashamed!

Such shameless words, and he actually had the nerve to say them.

Truly, there’s no limit to impudence!

At this moment, a well-dressed American entered the KFC.

When his gaze fell on Moo Xi, a brilliant sparkle erupted in his blue eyes.

Oh, My, God.

There’s such a beautiful girl here!

His name was Johnson, a department manager of a foreign company stationed in Huaxia, and quite the playboy.

However, this self-proclaimed gentlemanly playboy rarely hunted for love in bars or KTVs.

Instead, he preferred hunting around schools.

Because he liked innocent and cute girls, and if lucky, he might even find a virgin.

In his dictionary, taking a girl’s virginity and transforming a maiden into a woman was something very fulfilling and sacred, and he never grew tired of it.

Because he was a foreigner, handsome and wealthy, and a graceful noble gentleman, he was quite successful at chasing girls.

Just a curl of his finger was enough for those girls who admired foreigners to throw themselves at him.

Even if they had boyfriends, it didn’t matter.

As long as he sweet-talked them and made verbal promises, like taking them back to the United States to marry and secure a green card, and that their children would have American citizenship, these women would make what they believed to be the “smartest” choice.

For this reason, within just six months of his stay in Huaxia, he had already slept with over twenty girls, among whom five or six were virgins.

Actually, this was not just him; other American colleagues did the same.

Some even had four or five Huaxia girlfriends at the same time and would swap them amongst themselves when bored.

They named this their cultural custom.

After all, their great American passports state: No matter where you are, the American Government and military are your powerful backing.

Whereas, Huaxia passports urge you to obey local laws and customs.

Those Huaxia girlfriends eager for American green cards would consequently accept their proposal, being passed around like toys.

Such things would be unthinkable in their own countries.

Johnson misinterpreted Li Chen and Moo Xi’s argument, assuming based on his past experiences that they were a quarreling couple.

“Oh, God bless, it looks like tonight is going to be an unforgettable one!”

After muttering to himself, Johnson approached them speaking in standard New York English.

“Beautiful lady, may I invite you for a drink and talk about life?”

Moo Xi, who did not understand English, stared blankly at the foreigner who approached her and turned to Li Chen, asking, “What is he saying?”

Li Chen’s gaze drifted across Moo Xi’s snowy-white neck and settled on her proud peaks, and he translated seriously, “He said your chest is very flat, are you the legendary Taiping Princess?”

Upon hearing Li Chen’s translation, Moo Xi’s face immediately darkened.

“HE is the Taiping Princess; his whole family are Taiping Princesses!”

Moo Xi spoke in Donghua dialect, and her speech was so fast that Johnson was completely confused.

“What did she say?”

Li Chen smiled gentlemanly and said in English, “She said, you look like an SB!”

Johnson, clueless, asked, “SB?

What does that mean?”

Li Chen thought for a moment and said, “It’s a local dialect here, a compliment actually, praising you as a hero!”

Upon hearing this, Johnson got very excited.

“Yes, I am SB, I am SB!”

Moo Xi, although not very proficient in English, understood these two sentences.

She couldn’t help but burst into laughter.

Seeing Moo Xi laugh, Johnson mistakenly thought she was amused by his witty humor and became even bolder in his actions.

However, just as he was about to make a move, Moo Xi threw him over her shoulder, causing him to land harshly on the ground, grunting in pain.

Li Chen watched Johnson, who was sprawled on the ground like a dog, and shook his head with a smile.

“Ah, an SB is an SB!”

“Humph, it’s all your fault!”

Moo Xi, seeing Li Chen’s schadenfreude, frowned and humphed.

Li Chen shrugged his shoulders, feigning innocence, “I didn’t do anything, how is it my fault?”

Moo Xi pouted, reproaching, “Humph, it’s your fault!”

Seeing Moo Xi act like a little princess, Li Chen couldn’t be bothered to argue.

“It’s my fault, my fault, everything is my fault, are you happy now?

Lady Moo, if you have nothing else, I am going back to class!”

Moo Xi, upon hearing Li Chen was about to leave, suddenly remembered there was important business to discuss and quickly grabbed his arm.

“Wait, come home with me!”

Li Chen feigned surprise and exclaimed, “Go home?

Beauty, it’s still daytime, isn’t it a bit too rushed to go home now?”

Moo Xi and Li Chen, being a handsome and talented couple, were already the center of attention.

Now with Li Chen’s shout, and the insinuations in his words, it really sent everyone’s imaginations running wild.

Instantly, all eyes at the scene turned to Moo Xi, making her face flush red with embarrassment, wishing she could just disappear into a crack in the ground.