Put Away Your Divine Techniques Now!
Chapter 53 - 35 [7-Day Catastrophe!]

Chapter 53: Chapter 35 [7-Day Catastrophe!]

Chapter 35 [Seven Days of Great Tribulation!]

A "Exorcism Talisman" ignited at the fingertips, and then instantly burned out!

As the wisp of blue smoke curled around, Chen Yan’s eyes completely cleared!

The chilling coldness between his bones seemed to ease a bit, and Chen Yan immediately opened his Celestial Eye to observe the qi, then calculated the "Destiny Cycle." After a few seconds, he looked at his own head...

The increasingly thick black cloud of misfortune...

"I %...&&））（*"

Chen Yan, emotionally charged, couldn’t help but curse aloud.

Don’t panic!

Don’t panic first!!

Chen Yan took two deep breaths and burned another "Exorcism Talisman" for himself, then began to meticulously calculate his own fate according to the "Destiny Cycle."

A minute later, Chen Yan was dumbstruck.

His metal, wood, water, fire, and earth - all five elements injured!!

Fortune was treacherous, a quick calculation showed, it was continuous bloodshed disaster...

Even further calculated, his five losses and seven injuries, all completely accounted for!

If someone used the Qi Observation Skill to look at Chen Yan right now...

The minor disasters and major tribulations were one after the other!!

"I damn..."

Chen Yan laughed bitterly out of extreme anger.

Understood!

No idea why, when he cast the Fake Death Technique on Lu Sisi, it fooled the Heavenly Dao Fortune Technique, causing many misfortunes to leave her...

But, Heavenly Dao cycles, cause and effect repay!

So it damn repaid the originator, himself?!

Where was the promised rise in merit, increase in cultivation?!

Huh?

Chen Yan carefully observed and calculated again, then slowly settled his thoughts.

The bad news: the calculations were correct, disaster loomed, misfortune pressed hard!

The good news: seven days!!

·

It seemed that the Heavenly Dao cycle placed all of Lu Sisi’s eighteen years of misfortune on Chen Yan.

Eighteen years of misfortune were all to be poured onto Chen Yan, the originator.

Chen Yan used the Destiny Cycle’s calculations to figure that he had seven days of misfortune!

Within seven days, if Chen Yan couldn’t withstand the calamity, then he would die and settle the account.

If he could survive seven days without dying...

Then he would survive a great calamity and have utmost fortune!

The feedback from resolving Lu Sisi’s misfortune, cultivation feedback, merit feedback would come rushing in.

"Damn, is the Heavenly Dao trying to default on payment, so it’s trying to kill me?"

Chen Yan rubbed his chin and pondered secretly.

·

The first solution that instantly came to Chen Yan’s mind was the Fake Death Technique.

Just as how he cast on Lu Sisi, he could perform it on himself, seal six senses, fake death to fool the Heavenly Dao cycle. Misfortune would naturally dissipate.

But...

He couldn’t cast the spell on himself—not because of any rule restrictions.

But because... to enter a fake death and seal spiritual sense, how would he operate Primordial Qi to burn the talisman on himself?

You can’t have a dead person stand up to light a fire to burn himself.

Find another person with cultivation and Tao practice...

Chen Yan didn’t know anyone!

Moreover, pressing urgency, where could he find one?

·

"Just grit your teeth and bear it, it’s only seven days after all.

At worst, it’s seven days of Death Came."

Chen Yan’s character had a particularly good trait: the bigger the ordeal, the calmer he could become, and the more resolute he could be!

Having thought of the method, he swiftly started planning.

A person under the threat of misfortune essentially becomes as Lu Sisi was before.

Anything he did could go wrong, and... eighteen years of misfortune concentrated into seven days to be inflicted upon him.

The crises would be far more intense than Lu Sisi’s daily misfortune.

It would be exactly like the movie "Death Came."

Every minute, every second could threaten his life.

First, find a safe place, don’t go out!!

Avoid all potential accident-prone scenarios .

Things like electricity, water, furniture with sharp corners, items that could fall and hit...

Chen Yan glanced at his own luxurious mansion...

Four words: dazzling variety!!

Various rich furniture... numerous home appliances... and of course, a natural gas pipeline...

So extravagant! So complete!!

But also so damn dangerous!!!

"Not possible, this place is absolutely not possible!!"

Chen Yan immediately dismissed the idea of staying at home.

Suddenly thought of his short-term rental apartment!!

Chen Yan immediately took action, frantically packing some items he could think of at home!

·

Chen Yan prepared and stood up to leave, before exiting, he slapped another "Exorcism Talisman" on himself.

Again, in an instant, the talisman burned away.

The chilling misfortune seemed to slightly disperse.

However, Chen Yan felt that the talisman’s effect was weakening!

Because his misfortune was gathering faster. Each talisman burned, lasted for only about five minutes of effect.

He called a ride-share, once in the car Chen Yan asked directly, "Driver, can you smoke in your car?"

"Uh..." The driver seemed to want to say something, but Chen Yan took out his phone and scanned the payment code on the driver’s seat.

Beep, one hundred!

The driver’s attitude changed instantly, "Want a light, brother? Let me light it for you?"

"Drive!" Chen Yan strapped himself into the back seat.

Then, he lit a cigarette, and the hand hidden beside his leg slapped another talisman.

The talisman turned into blue smoke, hidden in the swirl of cigarette smoke, unnoticed by the driver.

·

From home to the short-term rental apartment, it was a thirty-minute drive. Chen Yan slapped eight talismans on himself!

The talisman’s effect continued to weaken!

By the time he got out of the car, Chen Yan calculated that the talisman’s effect lasted less than three minutes each time.