Overbearing Immortal Doctor -
Chapter 19 - 19 19 Delicious Chicken
19: Chapter 19 Delicious Chicken 19: Chapter 19 Delicious Chicken After the two had their ‘secret’ discussion, the mother went out to buy some wine, while the father kept pacing back and forth in the hall, wanting to speak but hesitating several times.
Wu Xiaoyu, finding it rather amusing, finally said, “Dad!
I slept by myself last night.
Can you sit down?”
Wu Youliang, hearing this, relaxed a bit, sat down, and said with a cheerful smile, “Of course, I know you slept by yourself.
Why is this child telling me that?”
Too lazy to explain much more, Wu Xiaoyu took out the clothes he had bought for his father and said, “Dad, I bought these clothes for you.
Try them on and see if they fit.”
“Why buy these?
Always wasting money!” the father scolded, but he changed into the new clothes without any refusal.
As the saying goes, “Clothes make the man.” After changing into the new outfit, the father looked much more spirited.
Coupled with the fact that he hadn’t been coughing much today, he appeared much younger.
The mother came back with the wine and was surprised to see this new outfit.
Wu Xiaoyu handed her the clothes he had bought for her and received a brief scolding as well, though there was a touch of sweetness in it.
After chatting with his parents for a while, Wu Xiaoyu went into his room, locked the door, recited a spell, and entered the Immortal Realm Farm within the Jade Token.
Instantly, he felt refreshed, and the weariness from his journey dissipated.
He greedily breathed in the air of the Immortal Realm Farm and suddenly felt a clarity in his mind, as if something was flowing inside his body.
Could this be the Spiritual Energy mentioned in the Xuanyuan Great Book?
The Xuanyuan Great Book stated that after cultivating the Yin Yang Longevity Technique for seven days, one could sense the Spiritual Energy between Heaven and Earth.
Having cultivated for only two days, he already felt the flow of Spiritual Energy.
Could his talent be higher than that of Emperor Xuan Yuan?
What he didn’t know was that the Immortal Realm Farm was an artifact of the Immortal Realm, and the Spiritual Energy within it was beyond comparison to that of the mortal world.
Anyone with the slightest bit of cultivation could sense the flow of Spiritual Energy there.
Sitting under an unknown tree, Wu Xiaoyu began to cultivate the Yin Yang Longevity Technique, channeling the Spiritual Energy into his body and guiding it through several meridians.
He had just started cultivating when he heard a ‘bang bang bang’ knocking at his door, followed by his mother calling him to kill a chicken.
No wonder practitioners always choose remote mountains and forests for their cultivation.
If they were constantly interrupted like he was, they wouldn’t get anywhere even if they cultivated all their lives!
Wu Xiaoyu stopped, recited a spell to exit the Jade Token, responded with an ‘okay,’ and then opened the door to catch a chicken.
Almost every household in the countryside raises chickens, and Wu Xiaoyu’s family was no exception.
Although they only had about a dozen, they had plenty of eggs to eat.
If he hadn’t claimed to have dug up ginseng and sold it for tens of thousands, his mother wouldn’t have agreed to kill the chickens for food.
Approaching the chicken coop, Wu Xiaoyu saw the hens staring at him warily.
“Don’t worry!
I’m not after your eggs today.
I’m going to eat you!”
As soon as he opened the coop, a flurry of chickens scattered.
Being a skillful butcher, quick reflexes and sharp eyes were basic skills, and he quickly selected the smallest hen among them.
It wasn’t that he was stingy or reluctant to grab a fatter one.
He just wanted to test the Spring Water in the Immortal Realm Farm.
Although the Xuanyuan Great Book mentioned that the Spiritual Spring Water could make the meat delicious and tender, he wanted to see its effect on ordinary livestock.
Wu Xiaoyu found a piece of rope, tied the chicken’s legs, and sneaked back into his bedroom.
Locking the door again, he took a cup, recited a spell, and re-entered the Immortal Realm Farm.
With his current spiritual power, he couldn’t precisely control where he landed.
This time, he happened to land on a fat pig.
This pig had been drinking the Spiritual Spring Water and eating ginseng, lingzhi, and other medicinal herbs for years.
Its skin was smooth, and its bristles were stiff and erect, almost piercing him.
More dangerously, once the pig sensed his presence, it started to run wildly.
Can you imagine a fat pig running at the speed of a cheetah?
Clinging to the pig’s bristles, Wu Xiaoyu shivered on its back.
Oh, Nima!
If this were a horse, I could at least comfort myself by saying I was taming a wild steed.
But this is a pig!
Where’s my dignity?
After a wild run, the pig seemed to tire and finally slowed down.
Just as Wu Xiaoyu was about to slide off, the pig relieved itself.
Yes, it pooped!
His brand-new clothes were now covered in pig dung, and Wu Xiaoyu’s mood can be imagined.
Damn it, did you do that on purpose?
Sure enough, the pig grinned stupidly, then ran off again.
Does this farm manager have any dignity left?
No wonder Emperor Xuan Yuan abandoned you beasts.
Just wait until I master my Divine Skill; I’ll catch and eat every one of you.
Still, Wu Xiaoyu had no choice but to strip off his soiled clothes and, wearing only his shorts, ran desperately toward the Spiritual Spring, reminiscent of the style of the Wei and Jin dynasties.
At the Spiritual Spring, Wu Xiaoyu filled a cup with water, quickly recited a spell to ‘escape’ from the farm, and then reappeared in his bedroom.
The hen lying on the floor, seeing a man vanish and reappear, started clucking in panic.
His mother, hearing the noise, immediately called out, “Xiaoyu, why did you bring the chicken into your room?
Didn’t I tell you to slaughter it?”
“Yes!
I’ll do it right now…” Wu Xiaoyu replied, grabbed the hen from the floor, and scolded, “What are you clucking for?
You’ll still meet your fate of being eaten by me!”
After saying this, he took out the spring water and forcefully poured some into the hen’s beak.
After drinking about half a bottle, the hen’s feathers started to become glossy and full.
Then the entire chicken began to grow fatter.
In just five minutes, the scrawniest hen had become the fattest, weighing at least four or five pounds.
When the transformation stopped, Wu Xiaoyu carried the fat hen out of the room.
Soon, the lively hen had been reduced to nothing but meat, ready for the pot.
By then, the mother had already prepared several dishes, just waiting for the chicken to complete the meal.
When she saw him bringing in such a fat hen, she complained, “Why are you so obedient?
I told you to kill a fat one, and you chose the absolute fattest?”
Wu Xiaoyu said nothing, went back to the hall to watch TV with his father, waiting for the chicken to finish cooking so they could start eating.
In the countryside, there were no pressure cookers; they used large iron pots over a wood fire.
The fat hen took over an hour to cook thoroughly.
They usually finished lunch before noon, but today’s lunch didn’t start until three in the afternoon.
Wu Xiaoyu couldn’t wait to pick up a piece of chicken, put it in his mouth, and found it incredibly tender and juicy, without being greasy.
The taste lingered, incomparable to ordinary chicken meat.
The father tasted a piece and was also surprised, “Hey, when did you learn to cook so well?
This chicken is even better than what they serve at the restaurants in town.”
The mother, hearing this, felt a bit shy and tasted a piece herself.
She found it indescribably delicious and asked Wu Xiaoyu, “Did you catch this chicken from our coop?”
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