My wife is a Nine-tailed Heavenly Fox
Chapter 34: Why Hasn’t Anyone Returned?

Chapter 34: Chapter 34: Why Hasn’t Anyone Returned?

Wu Xia saw that the crowd was getting closer to the truth, so he quickly waved his hand, "You all stop talking nonsense here."

"It might just be that Village Chief Li and the Village Chief’s wife happened to come back for something, got in the mood, and had a quickie. His car was taken by Li Mengyue, that’s why he borrowed Ma’s car. Then after they were done, they rested a bit and hurried back to town!"

"Right!" Ma Laowu also firmly said, "Doctor Wu is right. It must be exactly like that!"

"Li Wanshan is stingy. Just yesterday, he was called impotent, so he deliberately came back last night to have a quickie, to let everyone hear the noise and save his face."

"He’s capable of doing such a thing!"

"Enough already, stop talking. Those who need medical treatment, line up!"

Wu Xia waved his hand again and didn’t bother with them anymore. He headed inside.

As long as it didn’t involve him, he didn’t care what they said.

When Li Wanshan came back, just letting them take the blame would be enough. He couldn’t be bothered with the rest.

Wu Xia felt extremely frustrated, still having to treat these men. It was driving him insane.

Moreover, these people didn’t have any serious problems. It was just normal men reaching a certain age where they ejaculated too quickly and their hardness wasn’t sufficient.

"Enough, all of you stop lining up here. I don’t have the medicine to treat you!"

"Each of you pay thirty bucks, I’ll give you a prescription. Just go to the town, gather the herbs, boil them, and take it yourself!"

Wu Xia took out a prescription and placed it on the table: "Copy it yourselves, or take a photo. Just put the money in the drawer on the side!"

"I still need to go outside and see other patients. I won’t be receiving you anymore."

Wu Xia dropped those words and left.

He was so pent up; if he kept going, he was afraid he’d rip his pants and make a move on these men.

Walking down the street, even the sight of a female dog barking triggered his urges.

This Cultivation Technique was making him utterly intolerable.

He quickly arrived at Du Lijuan’s house. This time, unlike yesterday, he scanned the situation inside the house before knocking, making sure only Du Lijuan was at home.

"Lijuan, I’m here to treat you!"

Like a secret code, Du Lijuan hurriedly opened the door, her face blushing as she looked at Wu Xia.

Wu Xia immediately entered and closed the door behind him.

"Xia, about yesterday..."

"Lijuan, let’s not talk about that now. I’m too pent up. Let’s deal with my issue first!"

Wu Xia immediately took Du Lijuan into the house and they had a whirlwind session.

Although it eased his discomfort, he remained erect.

Du Lijuan had been satisfied recently, so her desires weren’t great. Thus, the therapeutic effect it had on Wu Xia was minimal.

Wu Xia went at it twice more but remained frustrated.

"Xia, auntie can’t take it anymore, let me rest a bit. Xiaomin will be back for lunch soon, it wouldn’t be good if she caught us."

Du Lijuan said breathlessly.

A vision of Du Xiaomin’s model-like figure flashed in Wu Xia’s mind, instantly firing up his nerves.

"Damn it!"

Wu Xia cursed in anger, feeling extremely frustrated.

He realized that this Cultivation Technique was controlling his thoughts. Just a mention from someone nearby could conjure up the entire scene for him.

"Xia, don’t be angry, how about auntie recommends a place?"

Du Lijuan blushed, "Mrs. Chen is also very thirsty. I’ll call her over, what do you think?"

A vision of that slick, plump widow popped into Wu Xia’s mind.

"No!"

Wu Xia quickly waved his hand. Although he was suffering, he wasn’t desperate.

He couldn’t stand the thought of being with a woman who was both obese and ugly.

"Xia, Mrs. Chen might be ugly, but she’s voluptuous, and I’ll cover her head when the time comes. Just pretend she’s me," Ma Laowu suggested.

Du Lijuan quickly said, "Look how uncomfortable you are down there; won’t holding it in cause problems?"

"Lijuan, it’s okay; don’t worry about me. I’ll figure something out myself!"

Wu Xia quickly waved his hand, uttered no more words, and left Du Lijuan’s place.

He didn’t want to run into Du Xiaomin again; he feared he might lose control and actually force himself on Du Xiaomin in front of Du Lijuan.

Wu Xia returned to the village committee. Almost everyone had left, the original prescription was still there, and the drawer was stuffed with money.

The one good thing about the countryside was that everyone knew each other, and there was no thievery or deception.

Whatever amount they said, they would honestly put just that.

Wu Xia organized the money, and by noon, he took the money home and handed it over to Lin Jiao.

"Sister-in-law, from now on, keep my money for me, I have no use for it."

This gesture deeply moved Lin Jiao; she hugged Wu Xia and kissed him on the spot.

Wu Xia was still in discomfort and did not respond; he quickly ate something and then went back to his room to cultivate.

Although cultivating intensified the discomfort below, it helped Wu Xia keep his mind clear, ensuring that he wouldn’t make a mistake.

He cultivated straight until the evening.

Wu Xia didn’t expect to endure for so long; had Lin Jiao not come to call him for dinner, he feared he would have kept on cultivating.

Although his mind was clear, his lower body was in extreme discomfort, ready to explode at any moment.

Moreover, the Spiritual Power in his body was nearly depleted, making him feel terribly low, almost like he was hypoglycemic.

He ultimately had to resort to eating voraciously to distract himself.

After eating, Wu Xia asked doubtfully, "Sister-in-law, has no one come looking for me this afternoon?"

A whole day had passed, and Li Wanshan’s family hadn’t returned yet.

Moreover, the reporters and media people hadn’t shown up either.

This was beyond Wu Xia’s expectations and left him somewhat stupefied.

"No one, not a single person."

Lin Jiao explained, "The men in the village all went to town, and upon returning, they’ve been hiding at home, concocting the medicine you prescribed!"

Wu Xia gave a sheepish smile, sensing that the entire village might be reveling in song and dance tonight.

Yet, he himself had still not found a solution.

He thought about whether to go to town at night and see Li Mengyue and her mother to resolve the issue, otherwise, he really might burst.

Just then, there was a knock at the door.

"Wu Xia, open the door, it’s Zhang Lin."

Wu Xia shivered all over. The Cultivation Technique mapped in his mind immediately conjured up the image of Zhang Lin’s athletic figure and her blushing cheeks from that evening.

Zhang Lin showing up at night couldn’t be because she wanted to seek revenge for that evening, could it?

"The police officer? What does she want?" Lin Jiao stood up anxiously: "Isn’t the issue with Chen Ergou already resolved?"

"Sister-in-law, it’s okay, I’ll go check!" Wu Xia stopped Lin Jiao and dragged his anguished body towards the door.

Opening the door, Zhang Lin stood in a white dress, not in her usual uniform, giving her a softer and more innocent look.

When Zhang Lin saw Wu Xia, her gaze twitched slightly, flickering with complexity and even a hint of murderous intent.

But she calmed down and said gravely, "Can you come with me to town? There’s an issue with my uncle, and the higher-ups would like you to explain the situation."

In any other situation, Wu Xia would have categorically refused, regardless of who else might have asked.

But right now, he was in unbearable discomfort, and Zhang Lin’s arrival was undoubtedly a reprieve from his pressing crisis.

"Wait for me; I’ll change clothes right away!"