My System Always Wants to Force Me to Confess
Chapter 217: Mobile Phones and Their Constitutions Cannot Be Generalized

Chapter 217: Chapter 217: Mobile Phones and Their Constitutions Cannot Be Generalized

Shirakawa Sawahei had just returned home when Hayakawa Kashi’s call came through. The Little Arrogant Study Girl asked bluntly, "You moved house?"

He responded with a grunt and asked, "What’s wrong?"

"It seems like Konatsuori has also moved in," the girl said nonchalantly. "Help me kick her out."

"If she’s there, it might disturb the normal life over there."

"Even if you hadn’t mentioned it, I was already planning to do so." Shirakawa Sawahei recalled his poor, innocent front door and thought, that’s not just disrupting normal life, it’s clearly making it impossible to live.

"What’s your plan?"

"I wanted to hear your opinion, Hayakawa."

"Me? Since it’s asking for Shirakawa’s help, of course, your opinion takes precedence."

Shirakawa Sawahei replied with interest, "Were you just saying that you’re asking me for help?"

"..."

"No, you heard wrong." Miss Kashi calmly replied, "The signal here in Neon is terrible, wouldn’t you say, Shirakawa?"

"But I heard it clearly over here."

"It’s different over here."

"Got it, phones have different builds."

Miss Kashi detected the teasing tone in Shirakawa Sawahei’s words and seemed a bit annoyed as she said, "Looks like Shirakawa is planning to be sent to dig mines in Africa for summer vacation."

"Our competition isn’t over yet. It’s not certain who’s going to Africa."

"Hmm? Does Shirakawa have a mine in Africa for me to dig?"

"..."

Having been subtly shown off wealth, Shirakawa Sawahei couldn’t help but feel speechless. "If I win, I’ll definitely line up a part-time job for you over the summer!"

"If you win, do as you please." The Little Arrogant Study Girl chuckled lightly, "Well, as Shirakawa said, the competition isn’t over yet. Let’s see which student’s efforts pay off."

"By the way... if I win, can Hayakawa’s summer vacation include the beach?" Shirakawa Sawahei seemed to remember something amusing and said, "I heard that Hayakawa never attends the swimming classes at school?"

"Oh? You want to see me in a swimsuit?" The Little Arrogant Study Girl drawled, "What gave Shirakawa such an idea? A dream?"

"I just think it’s a pity I can’t imagine how Hayakawa looks in a swimsuit... if I see it, then what?"

"Dunno... you might die, I guess."

"Are you Medusa or something? One look and I’m dead?" Shirakawa Sawahei mercilessly taunted.

"Seeing me once won’t kill you immediately, but I might find a chance to make that happen unexpectedly," The Little Arrogant Study Girl smirked lightly. "Shirakawa, wanna try it?"

"To say something so scary so nonchalantly, it must be only you who can do it."

"And to tease a girl so formally, perhaps only Shirakawa can do it."

Shirakawa Sawahei quickly declared he wouldn’t take the blame: "I didn’t tease you; words need evidence."

"Hmm? Did Shirakawa bring up this topic just to probe if I have any weaknesses?" Hayakawa Kashi continued, "Since you’re so interested, Shirakawa, I’ll just tell you directly. The reason I don’t attend swimming classes is simply that I’m too lazy to go."

"As for the swimsuit, I’m not Konatsuori, so I still have some self-esteem and pretty sure I’m presentable."

"If you want to see my previous swimsuits, you might want to ask Konatsuori... if you want to see the current ones... if you win, I’d have no problem going to the beach as part of my loss."

"What does Shirakawa think of this answer?"

"..."

A chance to see Hayakawa’s limited swimsuit version, seriously?

Although the Little Arrogant’s figure isn’t the best among the girls he knows, but her looks are top-tier. Saying one isn’t tempted by Hayakawa Kashi in a swimsuit is probably 99.9% false.

The remaining 0.1% might be for guys uninterested in girls... or a proper main character.

I am that proper main character!

Shirakawa Sawahei lightly coughed twice, changing the topic, "Ah... not bad... um... it’s getting late, we’ll discuss the little girl’s matters later..."

He hastily hung up the phone, unable to prevent a sigh of relief.

Luckily, if it were a main character with less self-control, he might have already done something irreversible out of impulse!

He silently gave himself a thumbs-up for his character and was about to put away his phone and go to his room when he turned around and immediately bumped into a sneaky-san drawing girl.

"What are you doing?"

The little drawing girl asked suspiciously, "Shirakawa... who were you on the phone with..."

"I was on the sofa... and saw you seemingly smiling unconsciously..."

Shirakawa Sawahei subconsciously touched his cheek and grumbled, "I had a cramp."

"A cramp would mean facial paralysis, right? But you were smiling just now."

"I wasn’t."

"You really were... look, I even took a picture... high resolution..."

"..."

Shirakawa Sawahei pressed down on the little drawing girl’s head and pointed to the homework practice he previously left on the coffee table, subtly hinting, "I wasn’t smiling... got it?"

"Got... it..."

"What’s this about a photo?"

"N-nothing, just a random shot, I deleted it..."

"Good, be good, go take a bath and call me when you’re done."

"???"

Ise Yu Yuzhijin just wanted to nod but suddenly realized something off in the conversation content and quickly turned back with a shocked look.

Call me when you’re washed up... Shirakawa, I never thought you’d so casually say a common line from manga...

Who exactly is the manga artist here!

Facing this manga artist’s skepticism, Shirakawa Sawahei turned his head away and didn’t respond.

The innocent remain clean, while the corrupt remain corrupt! To a woman with tinted glasses, everything sounds tinted, I’m not going to change my words!

A righteous aura, rippled through the room.

...

After a bath, Ise Yu Yuzhijin towelled off her hair and began discussing the placement of her R18 figures with Shirakawa Sawahei.

It seems that a girl’s beauty elevates a notch post-bath; this principle was also in effect for the little drawing girl.

Her skin was fair and dewy, her wet hair draped over her shoulders, a light-blue pajama set against a light-blue sofa, her adorable and delicate feet crossed under her legs, showing only a pair of long, fair thighs, capturing everyone’s gaze. The scent wafting over, whether from the shampoo or the innate fragrance of the girl, was truly enchanting.

The cohabitation benefit event of the post-bath girl was triggered and completed.

"Shirakawa, how would you suggest hiding my treasures so that Konatsuori and Minister Sakurazawa won’t find them when they visit?"

"You’ve told that to Tsukimi as well?"

"Not now, but since Konatsuori knows, I don’t really like hiding it from the friends in the Calligraphy Club."

"After all, they’re also your friends, and as long as the Calligraphy Club helps us keep it a secret, this won’t spread school-wide!"

"The main headache now is how to hide them..."

"Just hide them normally," Shirakawa Sawahei casually suggested. "Just don’t let them into your room."

"That won’t do, it’s too strange and will definitely raise suspicions!" The little drawing girl pondered while holding her head and suddenly said, "Aha! I have an idea!"

"Shirakawa, as they say, ’the most dangerous place is the safest place,’ so how about I hide all these little treasures in your..."

"I refuse!"

The heck is with ’the most dangerous place is the safest place!’ Why has my room become the prime suspect for hiding adult content!

Can we not confuse character settings, I’m not like those ordinary main characters!

"Eh... is it not okay...?" The little drawing girl slumped, "So do I really have to just hide them in my room..."

"Why not do this," Shirakawa Sawahei proposed a solution, "there are five rooms upstairs, three don’t have beds. You can buy a bed, utilize one of the empty rooms, and it’s equivalent to having two rooms."

"One for normal guests, and one for your R18 items, so you can switch the mode anytime."

"It can work that way!" The cute little Ise Yu’s eyes lit up with surprise, "Then... what if someone wants to move in later?"

"Who else would move in?" Shirakawa Sawahei asked back, "With any luck, this house will only have us living here until graduation."

Five rooms? All occupied? You think you’re in a quintuplets universe?

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