My System Always Wants to Force Me to Confess
Chapter 213: After the modification - 213: Ise Yu·Dracula·Orikin

Chapter 213: After the modification: Chapter 213: Ise Yu·Dracula·Orikin

The night before moving.

[Shirakawa~ I’m so excited! Tomorrow I can openly read doujinshi on the sofa.]

[Don’t be silly, I won’t let you read doujinshi on the sofa either.]

[What? Why not! Then I’ll secretly read behind your back!]

[If I catch you, you’re dead meat.]

[Betting on an artist’s pride, I won’t give you a chance to confiscate my doujinshi!]

[...]

Shirakawa Sawahei was speechless for a moment and typed: [Have you packed your things yet? There won’t be time for you to pack on the spot tomorrow.]

[Of course I’ve packed! All of my treasures are packed in boxes! Shirakawa, do you want to take a look? There are lots of good things!]

[I’ll pass on that.]

[Ah, what a killjoy... Shirakawa, I can’t sleep. Chat with me for a bit, will you?]

[Sorry, I sleep very well. Normally, I’ll be getting ready for bed in about half an hour.]

[So early! Luckily I’m not sharing a room with you. *Cute little Ise Yu* replied, filled with relief: [I’m quite the night owl, you know.]

[You haven’t forgotten the division of chores, right?]

[Of course not! I’ll handle cooking and washing dishes! You, Shirakawa, handle the other cleaning! We’ll wash our clothes separately!]

Shirakawa Sawahei was quite satisfied with the lazy girl’s response and typed back: [Not bad, make sure to keep it up.]

[By the way, Shirakawa, to avoid any issues with cohabitation, we should notify each other when we bathe.]

[You’re overthinking it.]

[How can you say that! It’s quite common, right? The cohabiting lucky lecher, usually happens between non-blood-related siblings, or the leads forced to live together for various reasons...]

The R18 artist began to passionately share her theories, and Shirakawa Sawahei quickly interrupted her: [I get it, I’ll tell you in advance.]

[Eh? You’re compromising so quickly? I haven’t even told you the historical development of this theory.]

[Not interested at all.]

[No problem! I’ll train Shirakawa well.]

Shirakawa Sawahei replied instantly with a smiley face...

The lessons of missteps did not teach Ise Yu to sense danger in time. She continued: [Speaking of which, I’ve been a bit troubled lately.]

[I thought leaving home to rent with Shirakawa, my parents should be outwardly smiling while secretly wiping tears, worried about me...]

[Unexpectedly, they seem quite happy about it. I’ve caught them snickering behind my back several times and discussing travel plans!]

[Whenever I come over, they immediately change the subject! So over the top!]

[...]

[Maybe your parents aren’t good at expressing their love.] Shirakawa Sawahei casually speculated.

[It can’t be that exaggerated! At least show a little bit of reluctance; this makes me feel like I’m superfluous at home...]

[You just realized?]

[Shirakawa? You!? You’re in cahoots with them, aren’t you!]

The lazy girl was so angry that she decided to ignore Shirakawa Sawahei for a while, turning to scroll through Twitter.

Early the next weekend morning, Shirakawa Sawahei arrived at the house of Ise Yu Yuzhijin with the moving company’s car. Ise Yu Yudomura and Ise Yu Yuka, the couple, seemed to have been waiting at the door early, warmly shaking hands with Shirakawa as he arrived.

"Mr. Shirakawa, we’re really imposing on you..."

"Brother Shirakawa, it’s going to be hard on you in the future."

"..."

This feels... like they’re entrusting their daughter to me? And the word ’impose’... isn’t it implying that their daughter is troublesome?

"Jin is still asleep, you should go wake her up, we’ll take care of the packing..."

"No, no, I’ll do it, you wake her up."

"Oh, Brother Shirakawa, don’t decline. You’ll have to get used to it in the future... You’re too slow, let me... Master, lend a hand..."

"..."

Instantly marginalized, the leading man Shirakawa Sawahei had to brace himself to go upstairs to wake the lazy girl.

"Ise Yu?"

Being a decent man, Shirakawa Sawahei first knocked on the door and called out a couple of times, and when he got no response, he then said, "I’m coming in?"

Still no response, which seemed she really was asleep. Shirakawa steadied himself, staring at the ’Ise Yu’s Magical Little Plaque’ sign at the door for a while, seemingly giving her enough time to react, and finally opened the door.

Good, no changing clothes, nor a habit of sleeping naked, not even anyone on the bed...

???

Where is she?

Completely opening the door, he then discovered the lazy girl wearing headphones, happily playing on the PS4. On the wide screen, Ise Yu Yuzhijin’s character was dodging left and right, avoiding the monster’s attacks.

Shirakawa Sawahei: "..."

He walked over helplessly, pulled open the curtains, and the lazy girl yelped and instinctively began rolling into the shadow.

"Ah~ I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die... Mom, what are you doing... Pull the curtain back! I’m going to be killed by sunlight."

"Where did this little vampire come from?" Shirakawa Sawahei mercilessly retorted, "Get up quickly, the truck is here."

"???"

The lazy girl looked at Shirakawa Sawahei with a bewildered expression, dazedly responding, "What get up... I haven’t slept yet..."

"...What were you doing last night."

"Last night... couldn’t sleep... so I decided to play games to lull myself," Ise Yu Yuzhijin’s cute face was full of confusion, "Has my time been stolen?"

"Don’t be silly. There’s no time assassin, let alone a time management guru." Shirakawa crouched down to check the girl’s complexion, finding nothing more than slight dark circles, he stood and said, "After we move, take a nap."

"Oh~ Let me first finish off this boss... Alright, alright, stop looking at me like that, I’ll pack up the PS4 now..."

Reluctantly, the lazy girl began to pack her console. Most of her belongings seemed to be packed downstairs, and the room, once full of girlish vibes, now felt somewhat empty.

"Shirakawa." Ise Yu Yuzhijin looked at her room and suddenly said, "Can I decorate my new room similar to this one?"

"It’s your room, why ask me?"

"Just for some reference... But since it’s a new room, maybe I should try new things. I can finally put my doujinshi posters on the wall!"

Shirakawa warned, "Do as you like with your room, but don’t let anything weird appear outside."

"If you suffer social death, don’t blame me for not saving you."

"Got it... I know how to handle it!" The lazy girl confidently patted her chest, "Let’s go! I’m all packed!"

Following behind Shirakawa Sawahei, the girl bounced downstairs; from a distance, they could see her parents waiting at the door. She immediately called out to them: "Mom, Dad, I’m leaving... Since it’s not far, if I don’t feel like cooking on weekends, I might bring Shirakawa over to mooch... Eh? What’s that behind you?"

"Ah, you mean this? Dad just got a notice to go on a business trip, how tough, right, dear?"

"No, no, it’s too quick to pack right after getting the notice... And why do you have a suitcase too!"

"I can’t stand seeing Dad work so hard, so I decided to accompany him on the business trip."

"You’re doing so much for this family, dear."

"It’s all I should do, dear."

Lazy girl: ???

"You’re clearly going on a trip! So prepared, since when have you been planning this, you devious couple!"

"Shirakawa! Help me scold them... Hey, Shirakawa... What are you doing, don’t pull me, I won’t get in the car. I have to wake this irresponsible couple up... Teach them how to be parents..."

Under the smiling gaze of her parents, Shirakawa Sawahei successfully spirited away Ise Yu Yuzhijin and escorted her into the moving company’s designated vehicle.

"Well done, let’s go."

The driver slowly started the car, as the lazy girl sulked, complaining about her parents’ reprehensible behavior. As time passed, seemingly worn out from the sleepless night, sleepiness overcame her, and she soon fell asleep on Shirakawa’s shoulder.

Seeing this in the rearview mirror, the driver chuckled and spoke up, "Young man? Is that your girlfriend?"