My System Always Wants to Force Me to Confess
Chapter 171: Starting Today, I’ll Be a Scumbag

Chapter 171: Chapter 171: Starting Today, I’ll Be a Scumbag

On one side Imamura, on the other Aoki, the two delinquents hugged Shirakawa Sawahei’s thighs skillfully, starting to wail.

"Brother Shirakawa, I got dumped!"

"Brother Shirakawa, me too!"

His head started to ache because of these two fools, and even though he knew their love stories could never last, Shirakawa Sawahei couldn’t help but ask.

"How did you get dumped?"

"It’s a long story."

Imamura Takuya wiped his nose and eyes, lamenting, "Clearly, I’d been saying goodnight to Fukumi-chan for so long! For so long! I always thought she was a girl who loved sleeping!"

"Me too! I thought Mano was a girl who loved bathing!"

"But then one day... I found out on her Twitter that after saying she’d gone to sleep, she secretly played Animal Crossing!"

"..."

"And then?"

"Then I asked if I could play with her... but she rejected me!"

"And then... she mercilessly broke my heart... saying she already had someone she cared about and asked me not to chat with her anymore..."

Somehow, images and a familiar BGM engraved in Shirakawa Sawahei’s DNA began to play in his mind again...

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He turned to Aoki Yoosuke: "Did you also find out she played Animal Crossing secretly?"

"Not really, Mano just told me directly."

"..."

In some sense, Aoki Yoosuke was even worse off than his good buddy.

"It seems like they both decided to break up with us on the same day..."

Shirakawa Sawahei paused in silence and then said, "Mind if I take a look at your flirting records?"

Imamura and Aoki eagerly handed over their phones, and Shirakawa Sawahei skimmed through them, finding that the girls from the Light Music Club initially chatted normally, asking about hobbies, dislikes, and such, seemingly genuinely wanting to become ordinary friends first.

But as the conversation continued, things started to seem a bit off...

The awkward topics brought up by the delinquent boys were eye-bleeding even for Shirakawa Sawahei. It was clear that after realizing the ridiculous nature of the delinquents, the girls gradually became bewildered and tried to slowly hint for them to back off using common tactics.

For example, only replying at midnight, so when the guys noticed, a long time would have passed, and they could then excuse it by saying they hadn’t seen the message. Repeating this two or three times, any sensible guy would understand it’s a signal that the other party doesn’t want to continue.

But Imamura and Aoki clearly didn’t receive the signal.

When the girl first replied at midnight, the two night owl delinquents excitedly responded immediately, leaving the girls utterly baffled.

What’s the deal, does this guy not sleep?

Indeed, these irresponsible boys didn’t need sleep, as they made up for it with naps during school, and now seeing that the girl they like also stayed up late, they were thrilled and replied immediately.

"Are you also a Cultivation Party member who naps in school?"

Fukumi-chan and Mano were too overwhelmed to reply and later began numbly defending themselves with the Goddess Trifecta against the two ridiculous delinquents.

Haha, sleep, go take a bath. It’s the universal Goddess saying; if it doesn’t work universally, replace the first "haha" with the language’s corresponding interjection.

This was precisely what Imamura and Aoki had previously boasted about to Shirakawa Sawahei.

At last, just recently, whether the two girls from the Light Music Department had truly found someone they liked or were simply afraid of catching the "idiot virus," they finally put the boys out of their misery with a straightforward rejection.

The two delinquent boys naturally ended up heartbroken...

Seeing this, Shirakawa Sawahei went silent for several seconds again.

He decisively declared, "Your love affair is beyond saving; let it go!"

"Even thinking of starting a group date won’t work; there are no candidates."

"We know that."

Imamura Takuya sniffled, saying in a sorrowful tone, "We don’t want to date seriously anymore!"

"Our hearts are shattered; how can we have the ability to love again?"

"Last night, I sat on the windowsill gazing at the starry sky at a forty-five degree angle, shedding nothing but youthful tears..."

"Alas! My tears soaked through my clothes last night, how pitiful."

"Awesome, Takuya! You’re even into haiku now! Your words are full of poetry!"

"Oh, not at all, it’s just heartbreak easily turns one into a poet..."

Shirakawa Sawahei: ?

What the heck heartbreak turns one into a poet, what kind of angsty literature is this? And gazing at the starry sky at a forty-five degree angle! Don’t you know that’s someone else’s trademark angle?

This guy must have read too much haiku manga! And this gets called haiku? The language teacher’s coffin lid might not hold!

"So what do you guys... want to do?"

"Brother Shirakawa! We want to become bad boys!"

"We’re begging you, Brother Shirakawa! From now on, we want to wander among women, becoming playboys!"

"To pass through countless flowers, not a leaf stained!"

"Fall for one, love another, stay the man forever mysterious to women!"

Shirakawa Sawahei fell silent once more, then turned around, trying to run!

They come to me to become bad boys; do I look like one? Fall for one, love another, do you two even understand what a playboy is?

As if you two can pass through countless flowers!

Sorry, but from my viewpoint, you guys can’t even enter the flower patch.

However, Imamura and Aoki, worthy of their passive thigh-hugging skill, even with lv4 speed reflexes, Shirakawa Sawahei’s thighs were once again accurately hugged, dragging him back.

"Brother Shirakawa! Only you can save us! You can’t abandon us!"

"Please, Brother Shirakawa, let us experience being bad boys! I really want to fall for one, love another!"

Their true intentions were exposed! All that heartbreak was a lie; wanting to be bad boys was the truth!

Shirakawa Sawahei was filled with black lines; he thought if Imamura and Aoki really wanted to be delinquents conquering the world, they could consider trio teaming up with Ishida Koji.

The two assists would hug the thighs, restraining actions, then the core DPS Ishida Koji would go all out; with this team setup, Lily High School would be yours to roam!

"I don’t know how to be a bad boy; you should ask Cheng. But remember to bring some fruit."

"Brother Shirakawa, we can totally see you have the capability to be a bad boy! You just don’t want to!"

"Yes, Brother Shirakawa, but if you don’t want to, you mustn’t let this skill set become extinct! Teach us, and we’ll carry it forward!"

Shirakawa Sawahei held his head, almost speechless, saying, "What you mean is you’d like to hang around somewhere with lots of girls? To feel the joy of being amidst countless flowers?"

"Right!"

"That’s exactly it, Brother Shirakawa; you see right through the essence!"

"Then go to a host club," Shirakawa Sawahei said expressionlessly, "You can even earn some extra cash."

Imamura Takuya and Aoki Yoosuke exchanged glances, looking somewhat regretful: "We asked..."

"Unfortunately, they don’t accept minors..."

Shirakawa Sawahei stood dumbfounded for a while before slowly typing out a question mark again.

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