My Childhood Sweetheart Is a Crazy Beauty
Chapter 87: What Color Coffin Would You Like?

Chapter 87: Chapter 87: What Color Coffin Would You Like?

Pfft—

Snap—

Thump—

A convergence of sounds at once leaves one a little dazed.

Tang Chuxia looked at Zheng Duoqing with an indescribable expression, then turned her gaze to Gu Nanzhi, who seemed to be overly shocked.

"Xiaxia, did you hear what he said? Am I hallucinating?"

Gu Nanzhi asked dizzily.

Tang Chuxia, seeing how startled she was, kindly reminded, "At most it’s an auditory hallucination, not a visual one!"

Gu Nanzhi clenched her fists tight and squatted down with force, "Ahhh!!!!"

Whether it was Zheng Duoqing standing at the door or Tang Chuxia inside the room, both were somewhat frightened.

"She wasn’t scared by me, was she?"

Zheng Duoqing asked with a rare twinge of conscience.

Tang Chuxia rolled her eyes at him; wasn’t the answer obvious enough?

Unfortunately, Zheng Duoqing didn’t see it and poked Tang Chuxia, "She’s not going to keep screaming, is she?"

Tang Chuxia shook her head, "Honestly, I don’t know what to do. After all, the fact that you like men is terrifying enough, but to like her most hated brother no less!"

There was no need for further explanation; it was easy to guess that this would be absolutely devastating for Gu Nanzhi.

Not to mention Gu Nanzhi’s breakdown, even Tang Chuxia looked at Zheng Duoqing with a strange gaze.

"You don’t actually have, you know, a problem with your sexual orientation, do you?"

Zheng Duoqing waved his hands frantically, "Don’t throw me under the bus; I’m a steel-straight man, straighter than Paul Korchagin!"

She rolled her eyes at him again. He really had the nerve to compare himself to Paul Korchagin.

Perhaps realizing his analogy was a bit off, Zheng Duoqing added, "Of course, that might be a slight exaggeration."

Tang Chuxia chuckled. A slight exaggeration?

He clearly didn’t grasp the meaning of ’slight.’

Now was not the time to discuss this, but rather to consider how to get the deeply traumatized Gu Nanzhi to stop screaming.

Just as they pondered how to protect Gu Nanzhi’s fragile heart without hurting her, she suddenly stood up, her eyes gleaming as she looked at Zheng Duoqing, grabbing his hands in her excitement.

Zheng Duoqing was a bit scared.

After all, Gu Nanzhi was looking rather wild at the moment.

"Zhizhi, liking men isn’t the end of the world, is it? What if we just calm down?"

Tang Chuxia suggested good-naturedly, but Gu Nanzhi dismissed her, "You don’t understand!"

"Right, right, right, liking your brother is a no-go, right?" Tang Chuxia thought that was the reason, but Gu Nanzhi shook her head again, "Xiaxia, you don’t understand, it’s not wrong!"

Her eyes sparkled brilliantly like the brightest lightbulb.

"What’s wrong then?" Tang Chuxia inquired curiously.

She saw Gu Nanzhi holding onto Zheng Duoqing’s hands, "Cousin, cousin you really are the best!"

Zheng Duoqing retreated, his face a mask of embarrassment, not quite understanding what was going on with Gu Nanzhi, and not daring to push her away for fear of upsetting her.

But who could have guessed that Gu Nanzhi, excitedly bouncing on the spot, would say, "It’s so great that you like my brother!"

People were bewildered; Tang Chuxia approached and asked curiously, "What do you mean?"

Gu Nanzhi pointed at Zheng Duoqing earnestly, "See this? These looks, this face, this body, isn’t it seductive enough?"

Tang Chuxia nodded. Wasn’t that common knowledge?

Of course, for Tang Chuxia, it wasn’t enough as she wasn’t attracted to her cousin’s type. She had her unique tastes, although now was not the time to discuss them.

"He can charm the souls of women, so charming men shouldn’t be a problem, right?"

Gu Nanzhi looked at Tang Chuxia with earnest hopefulness.

Tang Chuxia swallowed and forced an awkward chuckle, "More or less!"

Gu Nanzhi nodded vehemently, without the need for anyone else’s agreement; she was simply stating her own point of view.

"So, for my brother, I really made a huge sacrifice!"

Gu Nanzhi suddenly said this, and everyone else got confused again.

What is even happening here?

What did she sacrifice exactly?

Fortunately, Gu Nanzhi wasn’t the type to keep people hanging and knew to explain.

"Since you like my brother, as his younger sister, I will definitely help you chase him!"

Gu Nanzhi was shaking all over—not out of fear, but excitement.

Tang Chuxia: ...Scratching my face like a cat!

Zheng Duoqing: ...What?

That wasn’t even the scariest part; the key was, what did he just hear?

Although it indeed achieved his goal, what the hell was helping him chase Gu Beihuai?

This time, Zheng Duoqing was genuinely dumbfounded and looked at Tang Chuxia for help.

Tang Chuxia felt quite embarrassed but quite unkindly avoided his gaze.

As for helping out, forget it; she was eager to see that scene herself.

"Xiaxia, you know my brother has such a bad temper. If he finds out a man likes him, what would he do?"

Gu Nanzhi abandoned Zheng Duoqing, as if her infatuation with him just now was all an illusion.

Feelings, it’s her biological brother that matters.

Tang Chuxia began to regret worrying about Gu Nanzhi just now; with her acting this way, where would the so-called emotional debt come from? It was completely unnecessary.

What’s worse, she might have just put Gu Beihuai in a fix.

This time, it was the original host’s subconscious making a successful mess.

Yes!

That was the reason.

Tang Chuxia found an excuse for herself and relaxed instantaneously.

It wasn’t her who put Gu Beihuai in the pit; it was the original host’s instincts.

"I can’t guess, but I am curious about one thing, who’s on top between them?"

Tang Chuxia muttered under her breath. Gu Nanzhi’s eyes sparkled even brighter, wishing to know the answer right now, showing a hundred percent enthusiasm for the question.

Continuously making deductions with her mouth.

"With that bastard my brother, who is always so irritable and aggressive, apart from you, Xiaxia, who can beat him up, everyone else is just there to get punched by him. If he really gets with a man, he’s definitely the type who likes to be on top!"

The more she talked, the more excited she became, until she suddenly screamed and stomped her foot, "But why do I feel even more thrilled at the idea of my brother being the bottom?"

She grabbed Tang Chuxia’s hand, "Isn’t it exhilarating, utterly satisfying? It’s like he finally has his day in this lifetime?"

Gu Nanzhi was bordering on hysterical.

Tang Chuxia started to regret speaking.

Zheng Duoqing’s face was turning dark from the sidelines.

It was one thing to have people ship a CP in front of him, but to be shipped in such a CP, it was a testament to his extraordinary stability to not lose his cool.

The thing was, once Gu Nanzhi got started, she got a bit reckless.

Tang Chuxia had a premonition that if Gu Nanzhi kept going, something completely unexpected would happen.

But would Gu Nanzhi cool down that easily?

Even worse, at the doorway Tang Jianjun was laughing like a fool, pounding on the wall, muttering nonstop, "Huai being pinned down? Hahaha..."

What a haunting sound!

That wasn’t the point; the point was that Tang Chuxia saw someone just less than two meters behind Tang Jianjun, which made her swallow hard and poke Gu Nanzhi.

"Zhizhi, what color would you like for your coffin?"