My Childhood Sweetheart Is a Crazy Beauty
Chapter 143: I Really Want to Have a Baby

Chapter 143: Chapter 143: I Really Want to Have a Baby

Being able to bend or stretch is exactly what Young Uncle is all about.

Tang Chuxia and Madam Tang just saw Young Uncle go soft in seconds when Young Aunt picked him up.

"How could that be, Cui Xiang! We should talk this over nicely!"

Young Uncle pleaded with a face full of supplication.

Young Aunt, quite satisfied, slowly put him back on the ground and even kindly patted the dirt off his body.

"Damn it, everyone listens to you!" Young Aunt said as she gently punched Young Uncle with her sandbag-like fist, causing him to plop down on the ground.

Young Aunt quickly picked him up again.

She frantically checked him from head to toe, only relaxing after confirming he wasn’t injured.

At this point, Young Uncle had lost all will to live, becoming completely wooden.

Not far away, Tang Chuxia and Madam Tang were tightly pinching their thighs, afraid to let out a laugh; they reckoned they would be resented by Young Uncle later.

To divert their gaze, both of them turned to look at the woman still lying on the ground. Tang Chuxia asked Madam Tang in a low voice, "Is that the woman who tempted Young Uncle?"

Madam Tang shook her head uncertainly, "I guess so!"

"She doesn’t look like a vixen, does she?" Tang Chuxia genuinely didn’t think the other woman had the potential to be a vixen, apart from being thin.

"According to your Young Aunt," Madam Tang reminded her in a hushed tone, "anyone thinner than her is a vixen!"

Tang Chuxia: ...

She glanced over Young Aunt’s robust figure and then back at the woman lying on the ground.

Vixen!

Indeed!

Indeed, without comparison, one lacks perspective.

Tang Chuxia was still letting her imagination run wild when she saw Young Uncle turn red-faced and roar, "Stop it now!" But he immediately regretted it, as Young Aunt narrowed her eyes.

In that instant, Tang Chuxia felt a murderous aura.

She saw Young Aunt’s fan-sized hand land on Young Uncle’s shoulder. "Who is your old man?"

The anger that had risen in Young Uncle instantly vanished, his legs even trembling, as he blurted out in a moment of desperation, "Twice in two days!"

Young Aunt snorted coldly, "Do you think I’m that easy to fool?"

Filled with sorrow and indignation, Young Uncle stood up a single finger, "Once a day, that should do it!"

Young Aunt’s face changed as swiftly as if in a Sichuan opera, immediately breaking into a smile, "That’s what you said, once a day! I’ll go home and make chicken soup for you right now!" Every cell in her sturdy body radiated joy.

She had barely hopped a couple of steps before she turned back, squatting over the vixen who had sat up.

She poked the vixen’s shoulder with her finger, causing the woman to reel backward.

The vixen was crying.

She felt incredibly unlucky to have encountered such a calamitous figure.

"I didn’t seduce your man!"

The vixen cried, really cried.

"Oh," Young Aunt huffed, "I’m not talking about that, but telling you, my man said once a day, once a day, you got that?"

Rubbing her hands together, Young Aunt gleamed with excitement, thinking she was keeping her voice low, "I’ll drain him dry, and even if he fancies you, you won’t be able to use him!"

After saying this, she proudly concluded, "Every session, fifteen minutes, any less and I won’t stand for it!"

With leaps and bounds, Young Aunt ran off.

You could tell from her retreating figure that she was very happy.

Young Uncle’s face turned as black as the bottom of a pot.

Tang Chuxia couldn’t hold it in any longer and began to hammer the wall beside her, laughing hysterically.

Even Madam Tang couldn’t contain herself, shaking with laughter until her stomach ached, while the vixen on the ground had a face full of confusion, completely unaware of what was happening.

She looked at Young Uncle blankly, "What do you mean once a day? What does ’once for the duration of a joss stick’ mean?"

Young Uncle’s face turned from red to black, and black to red, really mastering the quick switch!

One worried if his blood vessels could withstand it.

"It means giving tribute once a day, half an hour each time, and if it’s less than that, your aunt will trouble you!" Zheng Duoqing kindly explained, only to be met with Young Uncle’s roar,

"Zheng Duoqing, are you asking for a beating?"

Young Uncle finally found a way to vent and wasn’t going to let it slide.

Poor Zheng Duoqing naturally ended up being chased and beaten by Young Uncle, while the vixen on the ground also turned beet red.

She hadn’t expected Young Aunt to be so fierce as to bring up such a topic, it was simply shameless.

"Um, your name is Su Lan, right?" Madam Tang couldn’t stand it anymore, and gave Su Lan a hand up.

Su Lan nodded, "And you are?"

Madam Tang smiled and said, "I’m Zheng Wending’s sister!"

Su Lan quickly took Madam Tang’s hand, anxiously explaining, "Zheng family sister, I really didn’t do anything improper with your brother!"

Madam Tang could tell, if there really was something, it wouldn’t have been such a reaction.

She led the way into the courtyard and saw that Young Aunt was already in the kitchen making chicken soup, then she explained to Su Lan, "My sister-in-law is simple and doesn’t have any ill intentions, I’ll apologize on her behalf!"

Su Lan waved her hands repeatedly, "It’s all nothing, it’s just that I didn’t explain things clearly to her, which led to her misunderstanding."

Just then, Young Uncle also grew tired and came back to sit next to Madam Tang, "She came looking for me to help draft a document about returning to school for work."

After speaking, Young Uncle angrily pointed towards the kitchen, about to raise his voice in accusation, but seeing Young Aunt poke out her head, he immediately lowered his voice, looking pitiful as could be, "Cui Xiang just knows how to wrong me!"

Tang Chuxia snickered, but catching Young Uncle’s fierce glare, immediately covered her mouth and, pulling Zheng Duoqing who had just come in, rushed out.

"Young Uncle, I’ll go and console Young Aunt, huh!"

The two ran off.

It’s called being supremely frustrated.

Tang Chuxia and Zheng Duoqing sprinted into the kitchen, holding back an irate Young Aunt.

Zheng Duoqing saw Tang Chuxia was trying to calm things, so he spoke first, "Little Aunt, I’m telling you, Young Uncle definitely has something going on with that woman, he’s even worrying about her job!"

Tang Chuxia smacked Zheng Duoqing, signaling him to shut up, wasn’t this adding fuel to the fire?

Unfortunately, Young Aunt was very single-minded and actually believed it.

"I’ll break his legs, from three legs to two, so he’ll just have to stay home obediently and make babies!"

Tang Chuxia grimaced, Zheng Duoqing shivered.

It had to be said, Young Aunt was fierce.

Your average person definitely would not utter such words.

"Young Aunt, if you keep being this tough, for sure Young Uncle will end up with quantity over quality!" Tang Chuxia quickly discouraged her. Young Aunt didn’t get her meaning, but after Tang Chuxia explained, Young Aunt tearfully sought help.

"So what should I do? I really want to have a baby!"

Young Aunt had a mournful face, looking very aggrieved.

Zheng Duoqing, thinking about being chased by his young uncle, had a mischievous idea bubble up.

"Little Aunt, I have a suggestion, one hundred percent guaranteed to make Young Uncle listen to you. Wanna hear it?"

Without a doubt, Young Aunt immediately nodded her head, her eyes shining brightly as she stared at Zheng Duoqing.

She heard Zheng Duoqing clear his throat and beckoned Young Aunt over with a wave. Young Aunt leaned in to listen, and the more she heard, the wider her eyes got until she ended up slapping her thigh emphatically.

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