Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 502 - Chapter 502 Chapter 492 Not Going Anymore

Chapter 502: Chapter 492: Not Going Anymore Chapter 502: Chapter 492: Not Going Anymore Although he was disgusted by the group of immortals, the power of anger and resentment generated by the group of immortals caused the two Golden Cores within Yi Zheng’s body to spin rapidly. Yi Zheng’s strength soared, and his heart felt incredibly comfortable.

As for making enemies?

Yi Zheng didn’t care anymore, since the moment he had arrived, no one had looked favorably upon him.

Most importantly, he found that the more he acted this way, the happier the Queen Mother of the West became!

On one side were people who looked down on him, and on the other was his rock-solid backer. Naturally, Yi Zheng firmly relied on his own powerful backer.

After all, those who looked down on him wouldn’t save him when he was about to die.

Of course, Yi Zheng knew when to stop. After his strength had increased by another minor realm, he stored the candy away.

Sure enough, the way the surrounding immortals looked at him improved significantly, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

Although he had thick skin and often did things recklessly, like a dead rabbit not afraid of boiling water, this did not mean he was brave.

On the contrary, this guy was very afraid of dying!

Because he was afraid of dying, he started off working hard to get fit;

Because he was afraid of dying, he worked hard on his cultivation all the way;

Because he was afraid of dying, he worked hard to cling to powerful backers!

Similarly, because he was afraid of dying, he wanted to become stronger!

Because he was afraid of dying, he went out of his way to cause trouble and strived to become stronger sooner…

This was Yi Zheng’s current logic.

However, it might not bother him, but the Immortal Cranes fairy sitting beneath him had already been trembled with fear. If it weren’t for the fact that Daoist Lord Lu Ya’s anger wasn’t directed at her, and he controlled his power, she would have been scared to death.

Fortunately, after a few flaps of her wings, the Immortal Cranes fairy brought Yi Zheng to their destination, landing on a platform beneath the mountains. This platform made entirely of jade spanned hundreds of thousands of square kilometers!

“Damn, this jade is so huge and so white!”

Yi Zheng exclaimed.

The group of immortals initially paid no attention, but when they noticed that Rabbit’s gaze was strange, they followed his line of sight.

They saw a female fairy just landing, wearing a butterfly dress, half of her shoulders exposed. As she jumped off the Immortal Crane and bent over, in an instant…

“This is a real beast!”

The group of immortals couldn’t help swearing.

Upon hearing this, Yi Zheng turned his head and angrily said, “Are you saying this jade platform isn’t large and white?”

The immortals were taken aback by the question, and seeing Rabbit’s righteous look, if it weren’t for the drool hanging at the corner of his mouth, they would have doubted their impressions of this doomed rabbit!

Yi Zheng also noticed the situation and quickly wiped it off, saying, “It’s normal for me to drool with my three-part mouth, right?”

The immortals: “Heh, you and your hehs!”

Yi Zheng ignored them, jumped off the Immortal Cranes fairy’s back, and said to her, “Thank you for your hard work, sister.”

The Immortal Cranes fairy was about to nod, but realizing the hostile gaze of the surrounding immortals, especially Daoist Lord Lu Ya, who was looking down on her, puffing up his chest and glaring, she dared not respond and quickly slipped away.

Yi Zheng didn’t indulge them. He threw his head back, stood with his hands on hips, and before he could speak, Lu Ya waved his hand and a one-way barrier shielded him. Then his voice came out, “One-way barrier, you can see me, but I can’t see you; you can’t hear me talk, but I can hear you.”

Yi Zheng’s face immediately darkened as he thought, “Damn, isn’t this just like putting someone on ignore in a game?!”

Thinking this, Yi Zheng suddenly smiled…

Lu Ya thought that by doing this, he would have bested Rabbit.

But then…

“Ding! A wave of cute girls has sent you a friend request. Would you like to accept? Click for details.”

Lu Ya frowned, “A wave of cute girls? Is there such an immortal?”

Lu Ya clicked on the details.

The most conspicuous thing that came into view was a picture. On the picture was a big-breasted girl, who, despite wearing a purple dress, could not conceal her good figure. Her dress was stretched open…

“Damn, so big, so white!” Despite having lived so long, Lu Ya couldn’t help but exclaim.

He then looked at the information.

Name: Big Breasted Cutie

Gender: Female

Reason for request: Lord Lu Ya, the most handsome in all the realms, I admire you the most! Please give me a spot on your friend list! I’m willing to bear your children!

Lu Ya laughed. Though he had lived a long time, he was just like the dragons, who were naturally licentious, while he was someone with raging desire within him.

However, Lu Ya was different from the dragons, who would act immediately upon desire without considering the other’s consent.

Lu Ya only acted when there was mutual affection…

Since someone was offering herself, he was not one to decline, and he clicked to accept the friend request.

“This girl is straightforward. She must be a member of the Demon Clan, right? Human girls or female immortals are usually very reserved…” Lu Ya muttered to himself, and then the system notification rang, “Ding! Congratulations, you and Yi Zheng have become friends, and you can start chatting now.”

The next moment, a message appeared in the chat channel, “Nephew, want some candy?”

“Holy crap!” Lu Ya nearly jumped off the mountain, opening his mouth to curse, “Dead rabbit, how is it you?! How the hell did you add me as a friend?”

Then Lu Ya realized something and roared, “Dead rabbit, did you trick me?!”

Yi Zheng, feeling the two Golden Cores inside him vibrate and enjoying the sensation of his strength increasing, squinted his eyes and mused, “Tsk tsk, it actually worked. I thought the Deceptive Beast’s skill to issue fake missions would be difficult to emulate, but it turns out to be so simple!”

Indeed, Yi Zheng was able to apply for a friend with a fake name, gender, and avatar because he had emulated the skill of issuing fake missions that the Deceptive Beast had once used on him using the Wisdom Technique.

One inference led to the creation of a false profile picture for sending friend requests.

Of course, what mattered most was that Yi Zheng remembered this was a game!

Yi Zheng had long been aware that this game wasn’t a private playground for Earth’s players, but a gaming arena for All Heavens and myriad worlds!

When the realism reached one hundred percent, there were actually no NPCs in the game–everyone was a player, and at the same time, everyone was an NPC!

Any player could assume the role of an NPC, able to issue quests using their own Experience Value, Power, and items, and upon completion, the system would forcibly deliver the rewards to the participant.

So, Lu Ya was a player, too, and that meant he could be sent friend requests, and he could be invited to share some sweets!

Yi Zheng even wanted to privately reprimand Lu Ya, but ended up getting blocked instead.

Yi Zheng could only helplessly shake his head and mutter, “Ah… this kid, really doesn’t know what’s good for him.”

The Group Immortals were speechless once again and collectively maintained their distance from Rabbit!

Looking around, Yi Zheng asked, “So… where’s my mountain peak at?”

A Purple-Clothed Immortal, dressed like the one who greeted them, pointed into the distance and said, “Your mountain table is over there.”

Yi Zheng then realized that they really did use mountain peaks as tables here!

Considering his not-low seniority, Yi Zheng thought he should at least score a large mountain, but following the Purple-Clothed Immortal’s gesture, his face darkened!

That small hill was only a bit taller than he was! The top was indeed quite flat, able to fit a few tables, and even allowed for running laps.

But, it was just too short!

With a look of disdain, Yi Zheng said, “Can I have a different one?”

The Purple-Clothed Immortal replied apologetically, “Um… these seats are assigned based on strength. Actually, you don’t even qualify for that small hill… but there are no smaller hills in West Kunlun.”

Yi Zheng wasn’t angry, because it was the truth.

However…

He looked up worriedly, seeing taller mountains all around his small one. He feared that those fellows drinking and feasting there might spill some wine or soup down, which would spell disaster for him!

Just then, a voice called out, “Where do us brothers sit, eh?”

Yi Zheng’s eyes lit up and looking back, he saw Lu Wu, Kaiming Beast, Ying Zhao, and others had arrived!

Although these four were troublemakers and couldn’t beat Qing Niu, their true strength was still amongst the best in the Immortal realm. Logically, they should have high mountains to sit on!

If they had a place, wouldn’t Yi Zheng have somewhere to sit as well?

The four troublemakers clearly thought the same, and despite having big hoof prints on their behinds, they proudly looked up with their heads held high.

Then, they heard the Purple-Clothed Immortal smile and say, “You’ll be sharing a table with Rabbit.”

“What?!” The Kaiming Beast’s nine heads cried out in unison.

The Purple-Clothed Immortal explained with difficulty, “You were brought by the Queen Mother of the West by force and are not on the guest list. We don’t have an extra mountain table for you. Sorry…”

Ying Zhao was immediately annoyed and rolled up his sleeve, saying, “You guys are kind of bullying us!”

The Purple-Clothed Immortal said, “This… this is indeed the rule.”

Ying Zhao was about to say more, but Yi Zheng pulled him back, “Never mind, don’t make it hard for a sister. She’s also just following orders.”

The Purple-Clothed Immortal gave Yi Zheng a grateful look.

Ying Zhao dissatisfiedly said, “This is too much of a bullying, we are after all…”

Yi Zheng waved his hand, signaling Ying Zhao to stop talking.

Then Yi Zheng smiled cheerily at the Purple-Clothed Immortal, “What if others are willing to swap with us voluntarily? Would you mind?”

The Purple-Clothed Immortal said, “As long as they’re willing, of course there’s no problem.”

Yi Zheng nodded, then asked, “Where’s Daoist Lord Yin Yang’s mountain?”

…

“Achoo!” Daoist Lord Yin Yang, who had been beaten to the ground and couldn’t get up, let out a loud sneeze, then looked around, making sure that the fierce, irritable Bull Head People had gone before he cursed, “Damn it, damned bull, you just wait, I will return the favor of this beating sooner or later…”

Before he could finish, a pair of strong bull legs appeared in front of him.

At the same time, a voice came from above his head, “Heh… I went to find a proper weapon, and you start cursing me? Looks like, you deserve this weapon.”

Daoist Lord Yin Yang looked up, only to see Qing Niu holding a Wolf Fang Club in his hand!

“Brother Niu… I’m sorry…”

Bang!

Oww!

…

In the distance, a trembling Purple-Clothed Immortal called out, “Venerable Qing Niu, he’s supposed to attend the Pan Peach Festival.”

“He’s given up on it! You may leave,” Qing Niu authoritatively said.

The Purple-Clothed Immortal looked at Daoist Lord Yin Yang, who pleaded pitifully at her, “Save… Oww!”

Qing Niu said, “What’s there to worry about? He’s given up! No matter who comes, he’s not going! Right, Yin Yang what’s-your-name?”

Daoist Lord Yin Yang wanted to argue, but seeing the chill in Qing Niu’s eyes, he could only nod tearfully, “I’m not going…”

The Purple-Clothed Immortal had no choice but to turn around and leave.