Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 497 - Chapter 497 Chapter 487 Got Hit

Chapter 497: Chapter 487: Got Hit Chapter 497: Chapter 487: Got Hit Ying Zhao said, “So beautiful! I can’t take it anymore; she must bear my child!”

The Kaiming Beast replied, “Come on, you? With that bizarre appearance, chasing girls should be my game!”

Rare arrogantly lifted his head and said, “Oh please, you have nine heads that look like tumors. Who would fancy you? If anyone did, you wouldn’t have been single all these years. When it comes to good looks, it’s all about me!”

Lu Wu chuckled, “You’re famously quick, are you sure they’d like you? If we’re talking stamina, that would be me!”

“Enough talk, let’s greet her together and see who she likes!” Ying Zhao suggested.

All four nodded simultaneously, then pouted their lips together: “Phew!”

A successful rogue whistle drew the attention of the beautiful lady, who then turned around and walked over to the four oddities!

The four animals immediately grew excited!

Ying Zhao exclaimed, “She saw me, she fancies me! She’s coming straight for me!”

The Kaiming Beast said, “Don’t kid yourself, she definitely fancies me! After all, I have nine heads!”

“Stop bragging with that long neck of yours, it’s not as if those things are of any use,” Lu Wu swished his tail, “She’s definitely coming for me!”

Rare said, “No, she’s coming for me!”

“Your face looks like you’re constipated; she’d fancy the rabbit before she’d fancy you!” the Kaiming Beast replied.

Rare, not to be outdone, was about to say something when they saw the girl excitedly bend down, stretch her hand out, and scoop up the still-dazed rabbit from the ground!

Then she hugged the rabbit tightly against her bosom.

“Awoooo!” In that instant, the four animals let out a wolf-like cry and a wail!

“How is that possible?!”

“She actually fancies that rabbit?”

“Pretty face, nice figure, but sadly she’s blind!”

“No justice at all!”

Jealousy, rage, and envy blazed in the eyes of the four animals.

Yi Zheng, however, laughed. Although somewhat unexpected, it was also reasonable.

His appearance in the survival-of-the-fittest forest was synonymous with bad luck, but in this splendid Heavenly Court, his fluffy, plump look was definitely a ladykiller!

Yi Zheng snuggled contentedly in the lady’s arms, even rubbing against her chest, infuriating the four animals to the point where their eyes nearly bulged out of their sockets.

Then the lady spoke, her voice rough, husky, and deep, “Heh heh, Little Bunny is so cute.”

In that moment, the eyes of the four animals and the rabbit widened even further, then the rabbit looked up at the lady, and the lady smiled back, again speaking in that coarse voice, “Hello, Little Bunny! Let me introduce myself, I am Ren Yao, the Yin Yang God!”

“Ren Yao? Ren Yao… Hermaphrodite?!!” Yi Zheng gaped in astonishment, a wave of nausea sweeping over him.

“The Yin Yang God! I’ve remembered now; isn’t that the one who’s male-spirited by day and female-bodied by night and male-spirited and male-bodied by evening?” the Kaiming Beast couldn’t help but shout with all nine mouths.

Upon hearing this, Ying Zhao and the others immediately jumped back several meters, creating some distance, and roared, “Don’t come any closer!”

In that instant, Yi Zheng’s face turned pitch black, his heart wailing, “Damn, she really is a hermaphrodite!”

“Little Rabbit, don’t listen to their nonsense. Look, our family is all tough guys! Whether you are a guy or a gal doesn’t matter; I swing both ways!” After speaking, the Yin Yang God puckered up and leaned forward for a kiss.

Yi Zheng, terrified, had his fur stand on end and he screamed, “Help!”

Whack!

A thick stele slapped across the face of the Yin Yang God, twisting his features and blackening his eyes as his body was sent flying like a ball.

At the same time, a tail swooped in and scooped up Yi Zheng, then the four took off running, kicking up a cloud of dust…

After a while, a stele exploded with a bang, and a resounding roar of anger filled the air: “Dammit! My beautiful face! Goddamn it, just you wait till I catch you! Ah… it hurts, hurts, hurts…”

Faintly, the five guys having sprinted thousands of miles finally took a breath.

This was Heavenly Court, where flying was forbidden and even running speeds were regulated, so catching up over such a distance was no easy feat for the Yin Yang God.

Lu Wu then uncoiled Yi Zheng from his tail and set him down.

Clinging to Lu Wu’s leg, Yi Zheng sobbed, “Brother Lu, you are my real brother! At the crucial moment, you really came through!”

Lu Wu, slightly embarrassed, responded, “Uh, I was just rescuing you. It was Ying Zhao who threw the stele.”

Whoosh!

Smack!

Yi Zheng clung to Ying Zhao’s leg like a sticky plaster, “Brother Ying, Brother Iron! I almost had my chastity taken by that freak…”

Ying Zhao said, “No need for formalities among brothers. By the way, where have we run off to now? Why is there someone raising cattle?”

Yi Zheng looked around. This place was different from before; previously, there were pavilions and terraces everywhere, with countless auspicious clouds and rosy clouds above and below…

But here, there were green mountains and clear waters, pastoral fields, small bridges over flowing streams, and outside a Taoist temple, there was a cowshed, where a Green Ox was… was turning its body, propping its head up, flaunting its eight-pack abdomen, and giving them a disdainful look as if they were idiots.

“Wow, that ox seems pretty arrogant!” All nine heads of the Kaiming Beast were brimming with discontent!

Ying Zhao rolled up his sleeves, “I’ve grown this big, never seen such an arrogant cow!”

Having witnessed the strength of the four disasters, Yi Zheng knew they were definitely tougher than the Four Heavenly Kings, and even ordinary Heavenly Gods were no match for them.

Thinking about it, West Kunlun was also a top-tier secret realm among the myriad worlds of All Heavens, and the Queen Mother of the West’s four strongest generals, who had survived worldwide advertising and rumor-mongering unscathed, were undoubtedly powerful.

And on top of that had a death-exempt Golden Medal and the Kunlun Mirror.

Yi Zheng felt incredibly brave; as long as he wasn’t storming the Palace of the Polestar, he thought he could strut around this Heavenly Court.

Thus, joining the others, he said, “This ox is so arrogant, should we just let it be? I think, it would be awesome to hotpot this guy!”

Lu Wu said, “Then what are we waiting for?”

Rare remarked, “Stealing stuff, isn’t that a bit off?”

“What do you mean stealing? We’re just leading the ox!” Ying Zhao declared.

The Kaiming Beast commanded, “Let’s go!”

Then the five calamities nodded simultaneously, and the next moment, they all roared and charged toward the cowshed!

Suddenly, a bellowing roar of the ox followed, “Moo!”

A green light burst forth, and the demonic power swept across the land, after which the ox stood upright, flexing all its muscles, swinging its hooves, and punching the sturdiest Lu Wu out into the air. Before Lu Wu could fly far away, the ox grabbed his ankle, slammed him onto the ground with a thud, and stepped on his stomach, making Lu Wu issue a pitiful, miserable scream.

The nine heads of the Kaiming Beast hadn’t yet reacted when the ox threw out nine Fist Shadows, furiously pummeling its nine faces!

The Kaiming Beast immediately howled in pain from all nine heads, and then there were only wails left.

Ying Zhao swung his hammer down, but the ox flicked a golden ring, capturing the hammer and then swinging it at Ying Zhao’s forehead.

Rare started to sprint but before even taking off, was grabbed by the hind legs by the ox, thrown onto the ground, and then knocked out cold with a hammer blow.

Having dealt with the four disasters, the ox turned to look at the Rabbit. Although the Rabbit chickened out, seeing his four brothers beaten, he couldn’t just run away, so he gritted his teeth, “Kunlun Mirror!”

The Kunlun Mirror emerged, protecting his whole body as he rushed forward to attempt rescuing Ying Zhao, the Kaiming Beast, Lu Wu, and Rare, but the ox flicked its golden ring which then immobilized the Kunlun Mirror, leaving Yi Zheng completely dumbfounded.

Looking at the golden ring and then back at the Green Ox charging at him swinging its fists, Yi Zheng exclaimed, “Are you the Green Ox of Lord Lao Zi of the Great Monad?”

The Green Ox laughed, “Aye, you little Rabbit actually know about this great king?”

Yi Zheng’s heart trembled, feeling quite depressed, “How could he not know this ox? This creature was the mount that accompanied Laozi in achieving Dao, rumored to be the Golden Rhinoceros General during the Demon Clan Heavenly Court era, with tremendous strength and extraordinary combat abilities. In Journey to the West, it had even used Laozi’s Vajra Bracelet to capture all the treasures of the gods, utterly defeating Sun Wukong without him having any way to fight back.

But Yi Zheng had never dreamed he’d encounter such a being!”

Upon hearing the Green Ox’s words, Yi Zheng quickly shouted, “Of course, I know! Who doesn’t know you’re the powerful and incredibly handsome Golden Rhinoceros General!”

The Green Ox paused, then chuckled, “You little rabbit do know quite a bit, but you mentioning the name of the Golden Rhinoceros General, are you looking down on me? Take this!”

Before Yi Zheng could explain, a punch came crashing toward his face, making the Rabbit wail out, “Queen Mother of the West, save me!”

As the words fell, a voice emerged from the immobilized Kunlun Mirror, “Golden Rhinoceros General, how dare you strike my people? Believe it or not, I’ll skin you!”

Hearing this, the Green Ox immediately halted its footsteps, then grudgingly huffed, “My Queen, they started it first!”

Inside the mirror, the enlarged image of the Queen Mother roared, “So what? I’m unreasonable and overly protective, got a problem with that?”

The Green Ox was left speechless, miserably said, “You always have been like this… Alright, I’ll let them go. But if they continue to be disrespectful…”

Before the Green Ox could finish, from behind came high shouts from Ying Zhao, the Kaiming Beast, Lu Wu, and Rare, “Big bro Ox rules!”

The Rabbit might not have done much, but clearly, the Green Ox wouldn’t care much about the actions of a seventh-tier trash. Seeing the four West Kunlun beasts speak like this, it felt satisfied, then said, “Queen Mother, I’m letting them go now.”

The Queen Mother then haughtily snorted, “If I don’t see them in ten minutes, I’ll have you killed!”

The Green Ox’s old face darkened, roaring internally, “What the hell does this have to do with me? I was just lying in the cowshed eating grass; it was their plan to attack first. How come it feels like it’s my fault now?”

Internally wailing, but the Green Ox wasn’t slow to act, waving its great hand, it grabbed Yi Zheng, Ying Zhao, and others, soaring into the sky, heading straight for the Heavenly Pond of the Heavenly Court!