Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 495 - Chapter 495 Chapter 485 Playing Mind Games

Chapter 495: Chapter 485: Playing Mind Games Chapter 495: Chapter 485: Playing Mind Games Although Mo Lihai was enraged, he well understood that this matter was related to West Kunlun and implicated that most troublesome woman under the heavens, so he dared not take it lightly and immediately suppressed his anger, saying, “What are the four beasts… Divine Beasts of West Kunlun doing in the Heavenly Court? They’ve never come here in all these years.”

Mo Lishou said, “Perhaps they’re here on a friendship visit?”

“Fourth brother, what do you mean by that?” Mo Lihong asked.

Mo Lishou laughed and said, “Isn’t it obvious? They have never come to snoop around before, but now they have suddenly arrived; they must have a reason.

Right now, the Queen Mother is hosting the Pan Peach Festival, and with their status, it’s not impossible for them to attend.

However… well, I reckon they must be here to visit friends.

After all, attending the Pan Peach Feast means presenting a generous gift to the Queen Mother, but they just brought a plump Rabbit, which is clearly not up to standard.

So, I guess, they are here to visit friends.”

Upon hearing this, everyone suddenly realized!

Mo Liqing walked over and nudged the Rabbit’s plump butt with the tip of his foot, saying, “Setting aside other things, this Rabbit is really fat! Roasted, it’s sure to drip with grease!”

No sooner had he finished speaking than the Rabbit on the ground trembled its ears and then suddenly raised them, brandishing its claws and clamoring, “Who, who, who? Who dares to kick your grandfather’s butt? Seeking death?!”

Then the Rabbit realized that there were eight large feet in front of it!

Looking up, the ancient Armor shone with a cold light, and as one’s gaze traveled upward, there were Jin Family belts, fluttering ribbons hanging in the air, Immortal Energy entwining, with divine brilliance shining, and four giants, each two and a half meters tall, looking down at him, some holding Longswords, some with Pipas, some pinching Green Snakes, and some holding precious umbrellas.

In that instant, four words flashed through Yi Zheng’s mind–The Four Heavenly Kings!

But Yi Zheng was still unsure, so he swiftly turned his head and looked up, only to see an almost endless Heavenly Pillar above his head, with the words South Heavenly Gate shining brightly and dazzlingly at the top of the pillar.

Immediately, Yi Zheng knew where he was…

“Oh my, big brother, this Rabbit has quite the temper!” Mo Lihong chuckled.

Mo Liqing said, “This Little Rabbit indeed has a big temper, but its taste should be good.”

Mo Lihai said, “It ruined my card game, stew it!”

Mo Lishou said, “Still, it’s a gift from the four Divine Beasts of West Kunlun. Stewing it wouldn’t be quite right, would it?”

Upon hearing this, Yi Zheng’s face darkened. Although he was not powerful, he had a powerful backer!

Though the four Heavenly Kings were terrifying in strength and not weak in backing, they didn’t compare to him!

Furthermore, Yi Zheng held the Kunlun Mirror in his hand, and he needed to face beatings to increase his strength; since that was the case…

Yi Zheng immediately felt a sense of confidence and direction and, waving his chubby little hand, pointed at Mo Lihai and cursed, “You fatso, what are you talking about? Stew me? You should look at yourself in a puddle of piss! Just you? I’ll give you an Iron Hammer, stew yourself with it!”

Mo Lihai was flabbergasted by the Little Rabbit’s curse!

In a world so vast, he had lived for countless eons. Although he was just a Heavenly God guarding the South Heavenly Gate, all the Divine Beings and Immortals who passed through the Heavenly Court gave him some respect; after all, he represented the face of the Heavenly Court!

Yet now, he was cursed by a Little Rabbit. And when he recalled the effort he put into spending a fortune to invite the God of Wealth for a great meal at the shady Food God’s establishment, only to have the game ruined by this Little Rabbit just as he was about to win back his money, old grudges and fresh resentment rose simultaneously. The Divine Power inside him circulated, and the oppressive force of a Divine Being, like a Big Stick, smashed down toward the Little Rabbit in front of him!

Given the difference in their strength, his aura was enough to crush the Rabbit into a meat patty!

Yi Zheng felt the terrifying aura and the intense sense of mortal threat, causing all the Mao on his body to stand on end. At that moment, a loud shout erupted, “Mo Lihai, you dare!”

Simultaneously, a voice roared over, sweeping away any Heavenly Soldiers attempting to intercept. A white figure landed with a boom, standing in front of Yi Zheng like a great mountain, and an even more horrifying aura rose to the heavens, directly Shattering Mo Lihai’s aura!

Under the influence of that mighty force, Mo Lihai stumbled back three steps before regaining his balance.

It was only then that Yi Zheng and the others realized that standing before them was none other than Lu Wu, the man with a tiger head and nine tails!

Lu Wu, standing four meters tall, confronted the pressure imposed by the heights of The Four Heavenly Kings, blocking it all and, with his own aura, dominated the scene.

But…

Mo Lihai was furious, “Lu Wu, what are you doing? This is the South Heavenly Gate, not your West Kunlun; it’s not your place to run wild here! Are you trying to rebel?”

Lu Wu laughed, a laugh so ferocious, “Mo Lihai, it’s not up to you to say whether we’re rebelling! But if you harm this Rabbit, I guarantee the Jade Emperor will skin you alive and hang it on this South Heavenly Gate!”

Mo Lihai was taken aback and looked at the plump Rabbit, then at Lu Wu, and said with a frown, “Is the taste of this Rabbit really that exquisite? Does the Jade Emperor have a preference for it too?”

Yi Zheng, with a face dark as coal, jumped out and pointed at Mo Lihai, furiously shouting, “You fatso, what are you talking about? I am the most honored guest of the West Queen, going with her to the Queen Mother’s Pan Peach Feast!”

Mo Liqing, Mo Lihai, Mo Lishou, and Mo Lihong all laughed lightly upon hearing this, their faces practically inscribed with the words “We don’t believe you.”

Mo Lihai sneered, “You? Eat Pan Peaches? A guest of honor at the Queen Mother of the West’s table? You’d be more fitting as a guest inside a pot!”

Mo Lihai then turned to Lu Wu, “Lu Wu, are all of the entourage you bring this audacious, showing no regard for the Heavenly Court?”

Yi Zheng, infuriated, retorted, “You’re the small fry–your whole family is a bunch of small fries!”

Yi Zheng was ready to fight, but Lu Wu grabbed him by the rabbit ears and hoisted him into the air, with Yi Zheng swinging his fists but unable to hit Mo Lihai.

Mo Lihai looked at the thrashing little creature with utter disdain.

Lu Wu said, “The Rabbit is here; if you’re not afraid of dying, go ahead and try hurting even a single one of his hairs.”

Mo Lihai scoffed, “Who are you trying to scare? Do you think I wouldn’t dare to hurt him?”

Upon hearing this, Yi Zheng threw his head back, “Go ahead, try it! What’s the point of all this bluster? I’m standing right here–come on, hit me!”

Mo Lihai growled, “You think I won’t beat you to death?”

Yi Zheng laughed, gesturing with his hand as Lu Wu let go. Standing on the ground and looking up at Mo Lihai’s nostrils with his hands on his hips, he said, “You said it yourself. If you don’t beat me to death today, how about you let me play with your pipa for three years?”

Mo Lihai sneered, “Quit the nonsense; watch as I beat you to death!”

Just then, the sound of chiseling came to their ears. Mo Lihai turned to look, only to see Ying Zhao had somehow produced a large stone and was currently chiseling lines of text into it.

The first line read in bold: “Kunlun Daily Exclusive: Heavenly God Mo Lihai dares not gamble with a Rabbit, opting instead to commit murder to silence. With such cowardice, what does everyone think?”

Mo Lihai’s face turned ashen at once, as he was reminded that since these four beasts of Kunlun had been tamed by the Queen Mother of the West, they indeed had turned over a new leaf, no longer causing trouble in West Kunlun but instead now plaguing gods everywhere.

The so-called Kunlun Daily was nothing but a tabloid filled with all kinds of content, including the colors of the Seven Fairies’ underwear, the God of Wealth being deceived, and even news about the Cowherd sneaking into the Brothel at midnight!

Some of the news was true, some false, but without exception, it was sensational.

Therefore, the Kunlun Daily sold extremely well in the hands of divine beings from all of the heavens and myriad realms, a real bestseller.

Some even said that the Jade Emperor would sneak peeks at it, though the Queen Mother greatly disliked it, causing no end of trouble for the Jade Emperor over it…

Most importantly, the newspaper had tremendous influence.

If this little bastard kept writing like this, and then sent it out to the heavens and myriad realms, my face would be utterly lost.

If it caught the Jade Emperor’s eye, I’d probably have to pack up and leave tomorrow…

As these thoughts raced through his mind, beads of cold sweat appeared on Mo Lihai’s forehead. Turning back to the Rabbit, he saw the Little Rabbit had taken out a chair and was now sitting on it with his legs crossed, whistling at him nonchalantly.

Seeing Mo Lihai look over, the Rabbit provocatively said, “Mo Lihai, to be frank, as the great king here, I only have the power of a seventh-grade Divine Beast. You, as a formidable Heavenly God, surely can’t be lacking that much confidence and courage, right?”

Of course, Mo Lihai had the courage, but he wasn’t an idiot.

These four troublemakers were so protective of the Rabbit, and the Rabbit was so bold, clearly indicating that he wasn’t an easy target and might have powerful backers.

However, things having come to this point, if he didn’t take action, he’d become a joke throughout the myriad realms.

When Mo Lihai didn’t respond, Yi Zheng sighed, “Ah, the great king with divine power that touches the sky can confront the Heavenly God Mo Lihai without him daring to utter a peep.”

After speaking, Yi Zheng shook his head, stood up, folded the chair, and walked off with his hands behind his back, the very image of a lonesome expert.

On the other side, Ying Zhao was frantically chiseling away with a chisel and hammer, sending a spray of sparks off the stele. Mo Lihai glimpsed the work, and lo, that wretch had even added a drawing!

In the picture, the Rabbit was shown walking off with a shake of his head, the very picture of disappointed resignation.

And he, on the other hand, was portrayed as someone tiptoeing around in fear.

Mo Lihai felt a surge of rage rise in his forehead and he exploded, roaring, “Rabbit, I’ll take you up on that bet!”

Yi Zheng laughed, but his smile quickly turned to shock and panic, “No… no, wouldn’t you reconsider?”

Seeing the Rabbit’s expression, a thought struck Mo Lihai, “Could it be that he was just bluffing to scare me?”

Mo Lihai looked back at the four troublemakers, who all appeared equally astonished, disappointment written all over their faces.

Mo Liqing telepathically messaged, “Second brother, haven’t you realized? That Rabbit has no backing; he’s just a little snack! Those four are only trying to make you cower so they can get a scoop for their news to make money.

Those four bastards will stop at nothing for a news story!

Don’t fall for it!”

Mo Lihong also sent a telepathic message, “Second brother, they’ve been tricking you. Now that the ruse is clear, why not take the opportunity for a counterattack? Teach them a harsh lesson!”