Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!” -
Chapter 487 - Chapter 487 Chapter 477 Sun Tzu and Grandpa
Chapter 487: Chapter 477 Sun Tzu and Grandpa Chapter 487: Chapter 477 Sun Tzu and Grandpa Wang Mingchen suddenly realized, looked up sharply, and saw not far away, a white cocoon lying on the ground, “The Heavenly Silkworm Transformation of the Heavenly Silkworm Skill?”
Iron-Blood nodded, “One only knows after dying, that this cultivation technique truly requires death to advance further. The understanding from feigned death is only a third of that from real death, which is why although the cultivation technique I practice is top-level, my combat power has always been trash…”
Wang Mingchen, who thought he was left alone, was surprised to find a companion and felt much better.
But looking at the corpses scattered all around, and the darkness that gathered again after the arrogance left.
In this vast world, where could the two of them possibly escape?
“It pisses me off, there’s still a reptile alive! Everyone, attack, kill them!
What are you useless fools waiting for?
If you don’t take action, I’m going to kill you myself!” Fury roared incessantly.
In the Void, three figures trembled as they complained internally, “With the previous two divines gambling, how dare they make a move! Afterwards, as Fury remained silent, they dared not utter a word either.
Now that Fury had spoken, the three quickly replied, “Great God, we will follow your will, they are doomed!”
The next moment, three dark figures slowly stepped out from the darkness, one tall and thin figure blocking Iron-Blood’s path.
Iron-Blood, seeing the dark figure blocking his way, roared, “Get lost, punk!”
At the same time, Iron-Blood’s hands emitted bursts of white light. The lights intersected in the air, turning into strands of Heavenly Silkworm Silk that wrapped around the dark figure in front of him.
However, all the attacks passed right through the black figure’s body, completely unable to inflict any damage.
Wang Mingchen sighed, “Don’t waste your strength, don’t attack them, think of a way to escape.”
Iron-Blood painfully wailed, “I wish I could, but I tmd can’t.”
Then Iron-Blood bitterly smiled, “If Rabbit were here, that guy would definitely have a way.”
Upon hearing this, Wang Mingchen, struck by a sudden idea, slapped Iron-Blood on the forehead and said, “Keep talking.”
Iron-Blood was confused, “Keep talking about what?”
Wang Mingchen continued, “Talk about Rabbit!
Whatever you want to say, just say anything,
just mention Rabbit, that’s all!”
This time nobody is stopping your mouth, let loose, and speak boldly.”
Iron-Blood instantly understood Wang Mingchen’s idea, and bitterly smiled, “You really think I can command with words, huh? I tmd still can’t believe my own mouth; those few times before really were just coincidences.”
Wang Mingchen raised his hand and smacked him on the back of the head, “Quit the fuckin’ nonsense, just say it fast, if not, you may never get the chance again.”
Seeing the black figures beginning to solidify, ready to attack at any moment, Iron-Blood panicked, sweating profusely, and anxiously shouted, “I know, but what the hell should I say now?”
Wang Mingchen angrily cursed, “I don’t care what you say, just mention Rabbit.
Think about the Three Kingdoms, Huayong Road, Cao Cao!”
Iron-Blood instantly got it, laughed heartily, “Ha ha ha, Wang Mingchen you don’t deserve the nickname Smart Fox!
In such a moment, you’re actually pinning our hopes on a rabbit? That dumb creature has long since run off to who knows where, and even if it knew we were in danger, it definitely wouldn’t show up here!”
Wang Mingchen said, “What if?”
Iron-Blood spat, “What if? You really think Rabbit is Cao Cao? Just saying his name makes him appear?
If he comes, then I’ll stand on my head and shit!”
No sooner had the words left his mouth than a voice came from afar, “Didn’t expect that, huh? You got such tricks! If you don’t stand on your head and shit later, I’ll make you eat shit while standing on your head!”
This statement, though offensive, sounded incredibly pleasant to the ears of Iron-Blood and Wang Mingchen!
“Holy shit, he really came!” Iron-Blood was astonished.
Wang Mingchen laughed, “I knew it, I knew it! I should have had you talk sooner!”
The three dark figures did not stop their attack, but they still turned their heads to look, only to see a streak of white light flashing through the darkness, like a white lightning that tore open a rift.
Then the white light descended, and a storm erupted!
The three dark figures, who were launching an attack on Iron-Blood and Wang Mingchen, didn’t even have a chance to react before they were blown away by that Gang Wind.
Then a big bird thudded face-first into the ground. It rolled a long way, tumbling, and finally ended up bum up, head down, pinning a rabbit under its chin, pushing it along like a mop…
The initially excited duo instantly became silent, moved closer, and quietly asked, “Rabbit, are you okay?”
From underneath the big bird’s head, a chubby little hand stuck out, made an OK sign, and then said, “I’m okay…”
Then, weakly, it shouted, “Rare, wake up, you’re lying on your pillow!”
Rare gasped for breath, “Wait… let me catch my breath, I’m dead tired. But, it’s really soft.”
Yi Zheng: “…”
As Yi Zheng crawled from beneath Rare’s head, the two sat on the ground, gasping for air.
Yi Zheng complained, “Rare, do you always land like this?”
Rare shook his head, “Of course not! Before, I would hang on trees or dive into rivers, and at worst, I could find a small hill to crash into to decelerate. This time it was just too fast; I couldn’t find a suitable target to hit.”
Yi Zheng, Wang Mingchen, and Iron-Blood were all rendered speechless. In all their years, they had never seen a bird that flew so fast yet landed on its face!
Yi Zheng said, “I now suddenly understand why you fly so fast yet are only used for delivering newspapers and never pulled by The Queen Mother of the West to serve as her mount. But speaking of which, how do you usually deliver newspapers?”
Rare proudly raised his head, “I’m a bird; I just need to be good at flying. Why should I be good at landing?
It’s just delivering newspapers. Why should I land?
When I fly over, why not just drop them?”
That’s also why we choose steles instead of paper. Paper is too light and brittle, easy to float away, and easy to break.”
Steles are different, the stones from Kunlun Mountain. Once they leave Kunlun, they’re treasures. Throwing them from the air, they won’t break…”
Yi Zheng was speechless. Dropping an unbreakable stone from high altitude, was that delivering newspapers?
That was a divine spear bombing, okay?
Wang Mingchen couldn’t help but ask, “Er… are your customers getting fewer?”
Rare exclaimed, “How did you know? Come to think of it, it’s strange. Many who subscribed to the Kunlun Daily, later stopped. Some connections are lost, and some, when they see me, look at me as if they’ve seen an enemy… just for delivering a newspaper, is it necessary for them?”
Yi Zheng, Wang Mingchen, and Iron-Blood exchanged looks, then in unison said, “Necessary!”
“Necessary my ass! It pisses me off. Where the hell did you guys pop out from?”
A coarse, furious voice came through.
Yi Zheng turned around and saw a lion with hair as red as fire standing there, furiously roaring.
Yi Zheng exclaimed, “Holy crap, what a huge lion’s head meatball!”
Fury, on hearing this, exploded directly: “Lion–head meatball! And damn braised? It pisses me off! What are you three idiots looking at? Kill him!”
From a distance, three dark figures rose again, one of them disappearing with a whoosh, and shouting, “Rabbit, die!”
“Rabbit, be careful! This is a Heavenly Demon, formless and fierce…”
Iron-Blood shouted out to warn Yi Zheng, but before he could finish speaking, the dark figure had already charged in front of Yi Zheng. Then the rabbit opened its small mouth, which suddenly enlarged, and bit down!
The dark figure was swallowed by the rabbit! Following that, the rabbit chewed twice, tilted its head back, swallowed, and then spat out, saying, “Crunchy, but not chicken-flavored! Poor taste, trash!”
Everyone present was dumbfounded, looking at one another.
Iron-Blood then managed to finish his sentence: “…fierce.”
Yi Zheng patted Iron-Blood’s knee and then pointed to the remaining two shadows, “Come on, let’s gang up on them!”
The two dark figures looked at each other, immediately split up, and then entered the bodies of two players, controlling the players’ corpses to charge towards Yi Zheng.
Wang Mingchen raised his hand and slapped Iron-Blood on the back of his head: “Speak!”
Iron-Blood glared at Wang Mingchen, “Speak what!”
“Disdain Rabbit!” Wang Mingchen said.
Iron-Blood immediately shouted, “Rabbit, these two are strong, really strong, you should…”
Before Iron-Blood could finish, the rabbit opened its mouth wide, like a black hole. The two rushing figures groaned, and the Heavenly Demons inside them were sucked out, then swallowed by the rabbit!
Iron-Blood finally added, “Eat well and drink well…”
Yi Zheng wiped his mouth, “Really doesn’t taste good.”
Then Yi Zheng grinned mischievously at the one in the sky, Fury, “Wonder how this braised lion’s head meatball tastes!”
Wang Mingchen quickly held him back, “Don’t mess around. This guy is a divine. He must be one of the legendary seven deadly sins, Fury. A being of this level can’t directly strike us.
But if we harm him first, he can retaliate.”
Iron-Blood immediately said, “Rabbit, although you’re strong, this…”
Yi Zheng chuckled, “This? What about this? With a bit of sugar coloring, wouldn’t it no longer be a braised lion’s head?”
“You dead rabbit, who did you call a braised lion’s head? You tired of living or what?!” Fury roared.
Yi Zheng laughed, “You tired of living or what? Daring to speak to me, the Sect Master like this, if I weren’t on a vegetarian diet these days, for a braised lion’s head like you, I could eat three at a time!”
“It pisses me off, dead rabbit, being bathed in light and untrained. I’m just here, so badass, come bite me! Do you dare?” Fury roared.
Yi Zheng chuckled, “Why wouldn’t I dare, what’s there not to dare? The question is, if I bite you, do you dare hit me?”
Fury laughed wildly, “Ha, ha, ha… Hit you? I’ll freaking kill you!”
Yi Zheng laughed, “That’s what you said!”
Fury stood up straight, arrogantly saying, “I said it. Come bite me! If I move even a bit, I’m your grandson!”
Yi Zheng nodded, “Alright, stay put. In three trillion years, I’ll definitely bite you to death! If you move in between, you are my grandson!”
Fury: “I…”
Fury glared furiously, the simplistically irate him had never contemplated that one could play this way! Suddenly fiery rage blazed in his eyes, ready to strike…
Yi Zheng said, “Think carefully! A single move and you’re my grandson!”
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