Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 472 - Chapter 472 Chapter 462 Campaign Against the Queen Mother of

Chapter 472: Chapter 462: Campaign Against the Queen Mother of the West Chapter 472: Chapter 462: Campaign Against the Queen Mother of the West Just then, a dozen heads gathered around, one of which, the Chicken King, said, “Boss, are you in trouble?”

Yi Zheng looked at these silly fellows and immediately felt a huge headache, as if his rabbit heart was shattered for them.

Yi Zheng spoke feebly, “No…”

The Groundhog King said, “Boss, don’t hide it from us, I figured it out!”

Yi Zheng looked at him, held up two fingers, and asked, “What number is this?”

The Groundhog King stared with his tiny eyes, like two green beans, and after a while, he confidently said, “Four!”

Yi Zheng weakly leaned against a stone…

The Snake King, twisting his body, came around to face Yi Zheng and said, “Boss, just talk about it. As the saying goes, three cobblers equal a Zhuge Liang. Maybe we really can help.”

Yi Zheng thought about it, and indeed, since he couldn’t figure it out, what if these fellas had a way?

With the mindset of no harm in trying and perhaps it might help, Yi Zheng got up and then began gesticulating on the ground, “The Pan Peach Festival, you know it?”

A dozen heads shook simultaneously.

Yi Zheng took a deep breath, suppressed the depression in his heart, and then said, “The Pan Peach Festival is a top-notch event in the world!

I want to attend!”

Zi Lu immediately said, “Boss, if you want to go, just go! What’s there to hesitate about?”

Zi Xing nodded and said, “Boss, if you need a carriage, we’ll arrange it on our mother’s side.”

The Bear King said, “Boss, they wouldn’t be so blind as to not invite you, right?”

The Groundhog King said, “Whatever the event, with our boss’s status, who would dare to stop him from going?”

The others nodded frantically, some even yelled out wanting to fight their way in.

Yi Zheng raised his head to look at the mountain top and pondered. There wasn’t even a flag labeled Great Sage Equalling Heaven here…

When everyone stopped discussing, Yi Zheng spoke weakly:

“Let me put it this way.

This world is divided into levels.

At the very top is the Divine Realm, which is the level of Kunlun Secret Realm where we are now.

The Divine Realm is open to all worlds; anyone can come there–it’s a large world that truly includes everything. You can also see it as the Primordial World.

So, there are all sorts of wild monsters here, from the weakest to the invincible.

The Upper Realm is different. That’s where the Heavenly Court, the nominal ruler of the entire game world, resides.

The immortals there may not be as powerful as The Queen Mother of the West, but they are the legitimate authority.

Everyone who sees them must show respect.

Then there’s the Underground Immortal Realm, a place inhabited by demons, spirits, and cultivators. It mostly has wild monsters and NPCs from levels seven to nine, with a minor number of ten-level wild monsters and NPCs…

Beyond the Underground Immortal Realm are various large and small worlds scattered around, and the Earth Continent is one of these smaller worlds, which is the weakest layer.

Chicken King, don’t glare; compared to them, you’re weaker than a weak chicken!”

Yi Zheng continued, “So, I am now just a slightly stronger big chicken than you guys. Do you think the Heavenly Court, the highest echelon of the Upper Realm, would invite me?”

A dozen heads pondered…

Finally, the clever Groundhog King clapped his paws and said, “Boss, if they don’t invite you, why don’t we just fight our way in? Isn’t that how we’ve always done it?”

Yi Zheng felt his head buzzing. Was this really a solution humans would think of?

The key point was, there were even a few nodding in agreement!

Yi Zheng once again recognized the necessity for these fellas to go to school.

Yi Zheng rubbed his temples and said, “Groundhog King, when it’s your birthday, would you invite a bunch of earthworms to attend?”

The Groundhog King thoughtfully said, “Of course! What kind of birthday would it be without earthworms? There’d be no appetizers!”

Yi Zheng nearly spit out a mouthful of old blood.

After a long silence, Yi Zheng, suppressing the rage in his heart, then began frantically rubbing the Groundhog King’s face and said, “Okay, no more beating around the bush. In short, they don’t invite us, and we can’t fight our way in. But I want to go! Understand?”

A dozen heads nodded, showing they somewhat understood.

But their clueless eyes were filled with confusion.

Yi Zheng didn’t care anymore and continued, “If we want to go, we need a way, and the best way is for The Queen Mother of the West to take me. But, she has to really like me first.

So, now you need to help me find a way to please The Queen Mother of the West!

Got it?”

A dozen heads suddenly realized!

Zi Lu laughed heartily and said, “Boss, if you had just said it earlier, wouldn’t we have understood?”

“Exactly, exactly…” the others chimed in.

Yi Zheng was surprised and thought, “These guys actually understood? Not easy at all!”

Then he saw Zi Lu frowning and saying, “Boss, it’s not even spring yet, aren’t you in heat a bit early?”

Zi Xing added, “Shall I call Wen Rou Shishui over, and you can sort it out with her?”

Silence, a long silence ensued.

“Scram!”

With a roar, two big rabbits were kicked in their behinds and then tumbled away into the distance.

The Snake King approached and said, “Boss, pleasing a divine being is not easy.”

This statement immediately brightened Yi Zheng’s eyes.

In fact, Yi Zheng had known since his time in Newbie Village that the Snake King was quite intelligent. He was also one of the first wild monsters to learn how to use schemes and take an interest in “The Art of War by Sun Tzu”.

This also matched his sneaky character.

Yi Zheng asked, “What do you mean by that?”

The Snake King coiled up and said, “A divine being with limitless divine skills has everything one could ask for. According to what you said, we are just a bunch of weaklings, little snacks in the eyes of the Groundhog King, and there’s little we can do.”

This was also what Yi Zheng was worried about.

The Snake King continued, “But, because divine beings are so powerful, there are many things they don’t notice. At least in my view, their lives are quite rough…”

Upon hearing this, Yi Zheng’s eyes immediately lit up!

All sorts of scenes flashed through his mind, like how The Queen Mother of the West’s cave was very crude, she never changed her clothes, and it seemed she had never really eaten anything… merely surviving by absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth…

After quickly analyzing it, Yi Zheng had a direction in mind, and finally, he laughed wildly and grabbed the Snake King, giving him a kiss, “Old Snake, you’ve really outdone yourself this time!”

Then Yi Zheng burst into laughter.

The others like Zi Mo and Chicken King quickly distanced themselves from the Snake King. Chicken King said, “Old Snake, if you ever enter the harem, don’t forget about us.”

Wild Boar King said gravely, “If we ever rise to riches, do not forget each other.”

Hearing this, the Snake King turned red all over, looking like a spicy strip.

Chicken King commented, “He seems embarrassed…”

“Embarrassed my brother-in-law! I’m angry, okay?” the Snake King roared.

At this moment, Yi Zheng turned around and said, “Everyone, come here!”

The crowd stopped their teasing and hurried over, eager to hear what Yi Zheng was planning.

Chicken King whispered to the Snake King, “Congrats, Old Snake, the boss is about to announce your role as the main consort.”

“Scram!” the Snake King swatted the Chicken King away with his tail.

Only the Groundhog King stood there dumbfounded, thinking he hadn’t seen the scene where Yi Zheng kissed the Snake King…

But though he hadn’t seen it, his mouth didn’t stop, and he patted the Snake King’s tail with his little paws, “Old Snake, what’s going on? Why is the boss marrying you?”

Thwack!

Another groundhog was sent flying…

Yi Zheng said, “Old Snake has enlightened me. Despite their power, the gods’ lives are quite miserable. I plan to start from this point in the coming days, to curry favor with the Queen Mother of the West. Everyone, if you have any good ideas, share them!

It doesn’t matter if you’re wrong, there’s no punishment.

If it’s a good idea, I’ll get you some elixirs!”

Upon hearing this, everyone looked at each other, as most didn’t quite grasp what Yi Zheng was getting at.

The Snake King explained, “Folks, it’s actually quite simple. You can think of it as the boss falling for the Queen Mother of the West, and now he’s courting her. Any ideas?”

Though the comment was a bit crude, the reasoning seemed to hold.

Moreover, people like the Chicken King understood this time, so Yi Zheng didn’t bother to correct them.

Yi Zheng prompted, “Folks, let’s hear it…”

Then Yi Zheng was met with a dozen pairs of bright, adorably vacant, large, Capsy eyes.

Yi Zheng realized he might have had too high expectations of them.

Just then, the Wild Boar King said, “Boss, I have an idea!”

Yi Zheng immediately motioned him to speak.

The Wild Boar King said, “Didn’t you say that the Queen Mother of the West isn’t exactly human, and has a beast’s body? By that logic, she’s akin to us. So, I think, for a beast, strength is everything. Just be stronger than her, knock her out with a club, and the rest… hey hey hey… I haven’t finished yet.”

Yi Zheng shouted, “Throw him further away!”

Then a few rabbits threw the Wild Boar King out.

The other rabbits couldn’t stand hearing this–competing in strength with the Queen Mother? And knocking her unconscious with a club?

This really was a pig’s idea.

Yi Zheng looked at the Snake King, who shook his head, “Our methods are even more brutal than the Wild Boar King’s, we just go straight in.”

Yi Zheng simply ignored the Groundhog King, Chicken King, Wolf King, Bear King, and the rabbits…

Eventually, he realized that his own animals seemed rather beastly when it came to courtship.

Yi Zheng sighed, realizing once more that when it came to wooing, he had to rely on himself.

But Yi Zheng wasn’t completely without direction on how to woo; the girls on Earth might be out of his league, as they were far too sophisticated and hard to fool.

But the Queen Mother of the West…

She was a naive girl indeed!

“If I can’t come up with new tricks, am I not capable of the old ones?”

Yi Zheng resolved then and there, slapped the table, and got down to business!

“My lads, since you’re not much help with your brains, let’s see some muscle!” Yi Zheng said.

The Chicken King held his head high, “Boss, I may not have chased other species, but rest assured, for you, I’d cross species barriers and strive to please her!”

Yi Zheng picked up a rock and threw it, sending the Chicken King’s feathers flying everywhere…

Then Yi Zheng called everyone over and began assigning tasks…

That day, other tribes noticed that the prime troublemakers of Kunlun had started showing unusual activity. They were not merely training soldiers, practicing boxing, or causing a ruckus while drinking. Instead, they started wandering about the mountains, forests, and plains, even sneaking around at midnight, all of them wiggling their butts, acting all shady and definitely up to no good.