Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 458 - Chapter 458 Chapter 448 Such a Long Sleeping Bug

Chapter 458: Chapter 448: Such a Long Sleeping Bug Chapter 458: Chapter 448: Such a Long Sleeping Bug “Responsible? My tail used to be so long and look at it now, thanks to you biting it, it’s this short…” Yi Zheng jumped up, pointing at his half-eaten tail, and wailed.

The Queen Mother of the West glanced over and her eyes immediately sparkled.

Yi Zheng quickly sat back down, with his backside against the wall, and said, “Don’t come over here!”

The Queen Mother of the West pouted and said, “Fine, I won’t come over. But your tail grows back pretty fast; it’s already grown back.”

Only then did Yi Zheng realize that the small section of his tail that had just been bitten off by the Queen Mother of the West had grown back in just a couple of breaths.

The speed of this self-healing was truly surprising to Yi Zheng.

At that moment, he realized just how terrifying the enhancement effect of his Bloodline Power was on his physical body.

But even more terrifying was the Little Lolita outside, who was squatting there slowly roasting his half tail over a small fire!

He didn’t know how she was roasting it, but after a while, she threw the tail away with a disgusted look on her face and then turned around, huffing, “It’s not tasty at all, not one bit!”

Yi Zheng could see clearly that it was nowhere near well-cooked!

Clearly, aside from alchemy, The Queen Mother of the West knew nothing about cooking!

“Can’t cook? Lives in a cave?” Yi Zheng looked around and gradually came up with some ideas in his mind.

Although the Queen Mother of the West had bitten off his tail, he had to admit that she had given him many benefits.

Most importantly, although the Queen Mother of the West had some personality flaws, she really didn’t have any bad intentions.

Those thighs were definitely worth clinging to.

Yi Zheng had also considered the East King, but again there was the same old problem: the East King provided protection to too many people, and Yi Zheng’s situation might not be better if he went there. Moreover, as a good Samaritan, the East King certainly had many rules, and Yi Zheng might not feel at ease.

As for the Kunlun Divine Girl, she was always frozen in ice blocks; she might protect Yi Zheng, but the living conditions in Central Kunlun, amidst the ice and snow, were just too harsh.

So, after much thought, he still had to win over The Queen Mother of the West!

Putting away his little schemes, Yi Zheng approached and asked, “Your Majesty, how long have I been in seclusion?”

The Queen Mother of the West, still in the dejection of her culinary failure, lazily waved her hand and said it hadn’t been long, just a yawn’s time.

Yi Zheng immediately breathed a sigh of relief and then said his farewells to The Queen Mother of the West.

The Queen Mother of the West said, “Take the elixirs, and eat them sparingly in the future. I don’t have much left here.”

Yi Zheng quickly gathered the elixirs on the ground.

Screened by the Life-Stealing Copper Coin, most of these elixirs should be poison, or at least ones with serious side effects. Of course, there might still be some useful elixirs, which he could slowly sort out later.

The key point was that The Queen Mother of the West finally stopped forcing him to eat them every day…

He could now slowly figure out how to use these medicines to do more things.

When Yi Zheng was descending the mountain, he saw Ying Zhao, Kaiming Beast, Lu Wu, and Rare, the four fellows, gathering and chatting. Seeing him come over, the four quickly greeted him: “Boss Rabbit, long time no see.”

Yi Zheng waved and said, “Ah, it’s been a while… Huh?”

Yi Zheng suddenly snapped back to reality: “What do you mean? No, I mean, how long has it been since we last met?”

Ying Zhao said, “Not too long, just over thirty years.”

Yi Zheng heard this and his eyes nearly popped out, screaming, “How long?”

Ying Zhao said, “Over thirty years, yeah, what’s up?”

Yi Zheng panicked and turned to run.

Over thirty years, was that not a long time? It was a very long time, okay?

Yi Zheng really regretted asking The Queen Mother of the West how much time had passed. For an existence who had lived through who-knows-how-many Yuanhuis, thirty years might just be equivalent to the blink of an eye, naturally not something to be concerned about.

Rushing out of the main gate, Yi Zheng looked out to see that Kunlun Mountain was still the same Kunlun Mountain, and the forest was still the same forest, with no change in scenery.

But!

The original Green Wolf Plain had become a completely different scene!

He saw a little village had appeared on the Green Wolf Plain, with a not-so-high mountain standing near it. On the mountain were constructed buildings that looked familiar – they were the system buildings of the Confucian Sect!

And the entire landscape of the Green Wolf Plain seemed as if it had been reorganized, it was not so much the Green Wolf Plain as it was Newbie Village No. 1, the Green Grass Plains!

Each blade of grass and brick was practically a replica of Newbie Village!

And on the plain, numerous rabbits were sitting in meditation; when the wind blew, a flock of chickens and snakes were also in cultivation.

On two distant mountains, a pair of chickens were squatting on top, keeping watch with wide eyes.

However, the most eye-catching was still the Sect Main Hall, on top of which a huge dragon was coiled, with its dragon eyes closed! But it wasn’t the focal point; the focal point was that the dragon was facing a flower pot on top of the hall, breathing its dragon breath onto the pot. The plants in the pot were shimmering with a faint green glow, clearly not ordinary.

Below the dragon’s head was a herb garden, within which many plants that Yi Zheng recognized as Dragon Saliva Grass were growing.

“Holy crap, a dragon?!” Yi Zheng was completely stunned!

Yi Zheng flew straight over.

As he got closer, Yi Zheng noticed something was off. It was indeed a dragon, but it seemed to have no breath left.

Feeling someone approaching, two chickens shouted simultaneously, “Enemy… Boss?!”

At the mention of ‘Boss,’ the rabbits, chickens, snakes, and Wolf Pack on the ground instantly opened their eyes.

Upon seeing Yi Zheng, they excitedly cried out, “Boss, Boss is back!”

In an instant, the entire Newbie Village was in an uproar.

However, Yi Zheng faintly felt that the whole West Kunlun was trembling.

Of course, he just thought he was hallucinating. It couldn’t be possible that his return would make the entire West Kunlun shake.

Yi Zheng landed, and Liu Fei, already the first one to rush over, was followed by three very smart rabbits.

Everyone exchanged glances, and Yi Zheng knew they all had many questions, so he gestured and said, “What are you all staring at? We’re all Seventh Order now, all cultivators. It’s normal to sleep for three thousand years at a time. It’s just been thirty-odd years, what’s so surprising? Go back to whatever you were doing.”

The Confucian Disciples were single-minded. They were just thinking of Yi Zheng, and seeing that he was fine, they indeed didn’t bother asking too much and dispersed.

However, Yi Zheng called over those who led the group. He had a lot of questions, but after seeing that the Confucian Sect was safe and sound, the urgency for answers was not as strong. So he started with, “What’s the situation with that dragon?”

Zi Gong’s old face reddened as he hesitated, “Boss, that… that was an accident.”

Liu Fei said, “Let me explain it.”

Yi Zheng also felt that Liu Fei should do the talking.

Liu Fei said, “Remember when you told them to find the Guardian Gods? The three of them took the rabbits and went in search, and the result…”

Liu Fei gave a bitter smile and continued, “How should I put it? I don’t know if it was those Guardian Gods who were unlucky or if it was us, but all the Guardian Gods they found ended up dying for various reasons.

Some died challenging more powerful divine beings, some were killed by their enemies, and some died in natural disasters…

In the end, they found this dragon…”

Zi Gong quickly interjected, “Boss, we’re really not to blame for this one!”

Zi Lu said, “Yeah, it’s not our fault! This guy didn’t give us face and said that even with the Queen Mother of the West’s token, he couldn’t just offer his services as security for free; he demanded compensation!”

Upon hearing this, Yi Zheng was immediately surprised. Were there really creatures on Mount Kunlun who didn’t give the Queen Mother of the West face to this extent?

Yi Zheng asked, “Then why did he come?”

Zi Xing said, “We were going to give up on him because there are plenty of powerful beings everywhere, so why stick to this dog. But then we thought it would be a shame to just let him go.

I casually handed him some grass I had torn from a big bird, and he agreed to it.

Who would’ve known that after eating the grass, he just lay here motionless.

I think he’s probably faking it.”

Liu Fei gave a wry smile, “Sect Master, the grass he fed the dragon was Dragon Incense. That plant is just an ordinary Spirit Grass for other creatures, but for dragons, it’s the most potent kind of sedative. They fed it a whole piece, and it’s been asleep for thirty years now.”

Yi Zheng really wanted to slap these three idiots to death, “Are you stupid? Why did you give it Dragon Incense?”

Zi Xing defended himself confidently, “Just casually handing him some wild grass would be too dismissive. At the very least, he didn’t know where I’d picked that grass.”

Yi Zheng was speechless.

But then Yi Zheng narrowed his eyes, asking, “Is there a lot of Dragon Incense?”

Liu Fei shook his head, “I’ve inquired, and the Dragon Incense is just as rare as ambergris, a Top Grade treasure among heaven and earth treasures. It’s surprising that they could get it.”

Yi Zheng looked at the three clueless fellows, “Tell me, where did you get it?”

Zi Xing shook his head, “Don’t know. We rode a Big Snake following a Stone, and the place was full of black vegetation, and that bird was also very black. But this grass was vivid green, so I picked it just to please my eye.”

“And then?” Yi Zheng asked.

Zi Xing said, “Then that bird stopped fighting with that Stone Mountain God and started shrieking like mad at us three, not making any coherent sounds.”

Zi Gong leaned in with his neck stretched and added, “She seemed to say something about having nothing left, something she had been guarding for many years was gone…”

Zi Lu added, “I guess, she probably became a widow.”

Yi Zheng jumped up and slapped him on the forehead. Although Yi Zheng had not been there, he understood the general idea.

That black bird was definitely no ordinary creature; she must have been the Spirit Beast or Mutant Beast, Divine Beast guarding that Dragon Incense tree.

After guarding it for so many years, to have it taken away by such trifles in a careless moment, and she couldn’t even kill the three idiots! Anyone would go mad in her place, right?

In the following time, Yi Zheng listened carefully to the misadventures of his three fellows on their quest for a guardian since his departure.

They might say they were looking for security, but in Yi Zheng’s eyes, these three were just going around helping divine beings find their grave sites…

Almost seventy to eighty percent of the divine beings died because these unreliable three meddled with things they shouldn’t have, or provoked dreadful beings out of desire to prove themselves, and then got killed.

Yi Zheng massaged his temples, looking at the three in front of him and asking, “So you mean to say, you three have been wandering around for so many years, met no less than a thousand divine beings, and what you brought back was just this sleeping bug?”