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Chapter 449 - Chapter 449 Chapter 439 The Four Paparazzi of Kunlun

Chapter 449: Chapter 439: The Four Paparazzi of Kunlun Chapter 449: Chapter 439: The Four Paparazzi of Kunlun Yi Zheng looked at The Queen Mother of the West’s shining big eyes and couldn’t help but smile wryly, “If you want to kill someone, just say so!”

Yi Zheng said, “Your Majesty, The Queen Mother of the West, I’m just a Little Rabbit. If I take this Medicine Pill and go to those gods to try it, won’t they kill me?”

The Queen Mother of the West thought about it and agreed, then she took out a Token and handed it to Yi Zheng, “From now on, you’ll be my emissary outside. If anyone disobeys you, show them this Token, and if they still don’t obey, go find Ying Zhao, Lu Wu, Rare, and Kaiming Beast, those four big bullies. There’s no one on Kunlun Mountain who isn’t afraid of them! And if they still don’t listen, I’ll go and beat them up myself!”

As soon as Yi Zheng heard this, his spirits rose instantly.

In The Queen Mother of the West’s view, this was her giving Yi Zheng some support.

But in Yi Zheng’s view, wasn’t this just like the Imperial Sword? From now on, in this domain of Kunlun, who would dare to provoke him? But why did The Queen Mother of the West call Ying Zhao, Lu Wu, Rare, and Kaiming Beast the four big bullies?

Ying Zhao seemed quite nice, didn’t he?

Yi Zheng took the Token and said, “Rest assured, I guarantee I’ll complete the task!”

“Off you go, I still need to do more Alchemy! Ying Zhao!” The Queen Mother of the West called out.

A fellow as dark as tar flew over from a distance, looking pitifully at The Queen Mother of the West and said, “I pay my respects to The Queen Mother of the West.”

“Take him back with you, I just had a stroke of inspiration, I can start another batch of Elixir!” The Queen Mother of the West said, with a gleam in her eyes.

Ying Zhao’s legs went weak, and he hurriedly dragged Yi Zheng away to escape.

On the way back, a curious Yi Zheng asked, “Ying Zhao, I’ve never understood what the numbers on the Totem mean? Why do some have more and some less?”

Ying Zhao replied, “Those represent the number of tribes worshipping that Divine Being. You can also think of it as the number of tribes protected by the Divine Being.”

Yi Zheng finally understood what was going on, and it also confirmed what Ying Zhao had said.

The East King truly was a kind-hearted soul, having offered protection to over eighteen thousand tribes.

The Kunlun Divine Girl, due to her own reasons, couldn’t protect anyone and thus ended up with zero tribes.

But what about The Queen Mother of the West?

“The Queen Mother of the West, such a major deity, only has three tribes?” Yi Zheng asked.

Ying Zhao smiled wryly, “There used to be quite a few, but then they were all played away by The Queen Mother of the West.”

A cold sweat broke out on Yi Zheng’s forehead, “Played? Played away?”

At that moment, an image flashed through Yi Zheng’s mind.

A little girl, holding a big sack and stepping on someone with a little foot, said sinisterly, “Behave, open up!”

She then stuffed an Elixir into the person’s mouth, and the next moment, flames soared into the sky, leaving no trace of the body.

Yi Zheng shivered, feeling as if his future was in grave danger.

Fortunately, there was still Deceptive Beast hanging in there; as long as Deceptive Beast didn’t die, he would be trouble-free for the short term.

“Who would have thought that the old guy would become my Amulet?” mumbled Yi Zheng to himself.

Ying Zhao, seeing what Yi Zheng was thinking, said, “Don’t get the wrong idea, The Queen Mother of the West likes to experiment with medicine on people, but she doesn’t do it randomly. No one has died, but many people have suffered a lot. Among them, quite a few turned misfortune into a blessing and became much stronger, even rising to become Divine Beings themselves.

But to tell you the truth, the process of experimentation is just too painful.

Many people couldn’t bear it and ran off to East Kunlun to worship the East King.”

Yi Zheng was at a loss for words, then curiously asked, “If they go, will the East King just accept them? Isn’t he afraid of offending The Queen Mother of the West?”

Ying Zhao shook his head, “I’ve already said, The Queen Mother of the West doesn’t care who worships her. She also doesn’t care who gives her what, she’s just obsessed with Alchemy all day long…

As for those who escaped, she cares even less about them.

But to be honest, although she doesn’t care, we do!”

Ying Zhao then said indignantly, “With them all running away, when The Queen Mother of the West wants to test medicine and can’t find anyone, it’s us–me, Lu Wu, Kaiming Beast, Rare–who suffer.

That’s why at one point we pursued and killed those traitors.

In the end, the East King stepped in and took everyone under his wing.

Actually, the East King, although he has a good nature, doesn’t like crowds and wasn’t keen on accepting followers.

The people under him now are basically those who ran away from The Queen Mother of the West. He’s essentially covering for her.”

Ying Zhao sighed with frustration at this point.

Yi Zheng listened with great interest and asked another question on his mind, “Has The Queen Mother of the West always appeared as a little girl?”

Ying Zhao shook his head, “Of course not, she used to have the appearance of a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl, but then she made herself younger by experimenting with medicine on herself.”

Yi Zheng: “…”

Yi Zheng suddenly felt the imminent crisis, thinking that The Queen Mother of the West could suffer side effects from her own experiments. He, a mere Little Rabbit, would surely be killed by the trials sooner or later!

Wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, Yi Zheng said, “There’s one more thing I don’t understand. The Queen Mother of the West seems… I mean, she seems quite innocent…”

Yi Zheng pondered, The Queen Mother of the West had been alive for more than ten thousand Yuanhuis; logically, she should be as cunning as anyone, almost an old fox.

So why did she still seem as innocent as a child?

Ying Zhao smiled wryly, “She’s always been like this. Actually, it’s not just her, the East King, Kunlun Divine Girl, Marquis of Wind, and a group of Innate Divine Beings all have quite simple, pure personalities.

Their strength was unparalleled, and there was hardly anyone in the world who could stand against them. In the face of absolute power, all schemes and tricks were just nonsense.

Therefore, they hardly bothered with overthinking. They did whatever they wanted to do, without any psychological burden or scruples.

I heard from someone that it was precisely because their thoughts were pure and enlightened that they could cultivate so quickly, it was terrifying.

Pity, I can’t do that.”

Yi Zheng seemed thoughtful. It seemed that he had been influenced by novels and always thought that those old gods were all cunning, treating the people of the world as pawns–an old fox.

Now, it seemed he was wrong.

With their status and power, they really didn’t need to resort to such tactics. Pursuing simple joys was enough.

Suddenly, Ying Zhao looked around sneakingly, making sure no one was nearby, before saying, “Actually, The Queen Mother of the West and the others used to be even simpler, more straightforward, they would believe anything they were told. That changed after the Deceptive Beast appeared and fooled them a few times, tricking many until they were left without even their underpants. It was then that they started to become more cautious and less trusting.”

Yi Zheng gave a bitter smile. Imagining the pure Queen Mother of the West and then the sly Deceptive Beast, which was like a sneaky old dog.

No wonder the Deceptive Beast was able to deceive the world, tricking so many Divine Beasts.

Such simple Divine Beasts, if it had been Yi Zheng, he could have tricked them upside down too.

Only he wouldn’t be able to survive their fiery wrath.

“One last question. I heard that you, Kaiming Beast, Lu Wu, and Rare are called the ‘four great calamities of Kunlun’? Is that true or false?” Yi Zheng asked.

Ying Zhao’s face darkened as he said, “Who said that? Slander, it’s absolutely slander! Tell me who it was, and I’ll go and reason with them!”

Yi Zheng replied, “The Queen Mother of the West said it.”

Ying Zhao’s mood deflated immediately, “Uh… actually, we’re already at the door.”

Quickly changing the subject, Ying Zhao said, “Lord Rabbit, you don’t have much time today, so I won’t talk much. If you want to know any gossip in the future, just come and find me. If I’m not around, Kaiming Beast will be. With his nine heads, he’s always watching the nine gates, ready when you call.”

The Kaiming Beast with a cat’s head leaned over and said, “Right, you can also find me. If all else fails, I’ll give you a copy of the Kunlun Daily.”

Yi Zheng was astonished, “Kunlun Daily? You sell newspapers too?”

Ying Zhao and Kaiming Beast exchanged a glance and then chuckled.

Then Ying Zhao said, “We don’t have newspapers, but every three to five days, we carve some news about Kunlun and the secret realms of the whole world onto stone tablets and deliver them to subscribers of the Kunlun Daily.

You’ve seen it yourself; Kaiming Beast has nine heads. Apart from monitoring the nine mountain gates daily, he keeps an eye on places all over the world. Don’t underestimate his vision; he’s called Kaiming Beast for a reason.

What is Ming?

The sun and moon are Ming!

The sun and moon represent Yin Yang.

With those eyes of his, he can see the sun and moon, the secret realms and rivers; the Yin Yang of the Nine Netherworlds, and the withered bones of the underworld.

But he only likes to watch, not to talk much.

As for me, my best skill is expression, so he watches, and I write…”

At this point, Ying Zhao raised the hammer and chisel in his hand.

Yi Zheng had always thought those were his weapons, turns out they’re just tools for writing gossip columns!

Ying Zhao continued, “After I finish writing, I let Rare deliver it. Rare is large and fast, making him ideal for the job.”

Hearing this, Yi Zheng was completely speechless. He had thought this group to be divinely dignified Divine Beasts, then suspected they might be villains, but now he was certain, these guys were nothing but a Kunlun-born gossip paparazzi!

However, Yi Zheng was honestly curious about the secret news of Divine Beasts in the world’s great secret realms, so he said, “Then… if you have the latest news, send me a copy.”

“Done deal, leave it to us!” Ying Zhao said, patting his chest confidently.

Then he flew out with Yi Zheng straight toward Green Wolf Plain.

Upon reaching Green Wolf Plain, Ying Zhao cautioned, “Kunlun Mountain closes its doors every night and seals itself off for three days each month, which are the beginning, middle, and end of the month, and it’s sealed for an entire month each year. During these periods, the divine beings of Kunlun Mountain cannot protect the beings below the mountain.

You’d better find another Guardian God, so you’re not left vulnerable if some fool with a cloudy mind decides to pick a fight with you. That would be a loss not worth the risk.”

Yi Zheng said, “I’m a distinguished guest of the Queen Mother after all. Is there someone who dares to defy the Queen Mother’s authority?”

Ying Zhao responded, “Of course not, but when outsiders come, who knows what your status is? There are plenty of Demon Gods and Demon Cultivators committing crimes throughout the worlds of All Heavens. Just like that damn Deceptive Beast, even deceiving the old Queen Mother!”

Yi Zheng realized the logic in this.

Not just here, but even in the outside world, bosses started wandering around after tier three.

And here, where things were even more unrestrained, so it wouldn’t be surprising at all for major bosses to commit crimes.

Shengsheng had said that Divine Beasts are just not supposed to intervene in player affairs.

So Wild Monster bosses and NPCs are free to fight each other!

Thus, Yi Zheng’s current crisis wasn’t just the players from the Otherworld who had been leveling up along the way but also those bosses and NPCs that could pop up and kill at any moment!

Luckily, he had the Queen Mother’s Token in his possession. With that, finding a local Guardian God should be quite easy.

Yi Zheng said, “One last question, those tribes that worship the Queen Mother, how do they usually worship her?”

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