Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 422 - Chapter 422 Chapter 412 The Movie Emperor Buttering Up

Chapter 422: Chapter 412: The Movie Emperor, Buttering Up Chapter 422: Chapter 412: The Movie Emperor, Buttering Up At the same time, Yi Zheng’s body shimmered with golden light, he had upgraded.

Furthermore, his experience bar was still rising rapidly. As the three Clones and the army of Rabbits got more proficient at sieging cities and slaughtering, Yi Zheng’s Experience Value was soaring like a rocket.

Looking at Yang Miemie in front of him, he asked, “Yang Miemie, where do you plan to go next?”

Yang Miemie gazed toward the north and said blankly, “I’m going home. The outside world is too scary.”

Yi Zheng was left speechless. Here was Yang Miemie, with at least a sixth Grade level, and he’s saying the outside is scary!

However, recalling Yang Miemie’s tender-hearted nature, Yi Zheng remembered how, even when the Rabbit army, who were only about level ten at the time, treated him like a ball to kick around, he merely curled up and let them do it without even the slightest temper. Or rather, he was extremely timid and didn’t dare to resist.

What an oddity, Yi Zheng had never before encountered such a Wild Monster, or for that matter, an NPC like this.

Yi Zheng said, “Yang Miemie, have you always been this timid?”

Yang Miemie’s face turned even redder, “I am not timid, I… I dare to go to the restroom by myself at night.”

Yi Zheng: “…”

“Well, you are really brave, I wouldn’t dare to do that,” Yi Zheng said.

Yang Miemie expressed her surprise, “You dare to kill people, but you don’t dare to go to the restroom at night?”

Yi Zheng nodded, “Of course not, do you know about ghosts?”

Yang Miemie’s face turned uneasy. Yi Zheng pulled her forward as they walked and began to tell a story, “Once upon a time, there was a Landlord who was particularly unpleasant. He not only bullied the market but also tormented the innocent. One day, he went to the restroom and, after relieving himself, realized he hadn’t brought any paper.

As he was worrying about what to do, two hands emerged from beneath the outhouse, one holding red paper and the other holding blue paper. Then, a terrifying voice asked him… Yang Miemie, where are you going?”

Yi Zheng hadn’t finished his story when Yang Miemie was already running off into the distance.

“Too scary, I need to go home!” Yang Miemie shouted.

Yi Zheng said, “What’s there to be scared of? The red paper is just sandpaper…”

Unfortunately, Yang Miemie had already disappeared.

Yi Zheng smacked his lips, “As a good friend, I must help you train your courage. With such timidity, you’ll easily be bullied when you go out!”

Yi Zheng climbed back onto the head of the Dark Moon Demon Giant, continuing his assault on the next city…

At the same time, on the Qianyuan Continent.

Where the ruins of the Dayan Sword Sect once stood on the Qianyuan Continent, clumps of black clouds hovered in the sky. Upon closer inspection, one would realize they were not clouds at all but streams of Demonic Qi! Within it, tormented faces roared, howled, and struggled…

In the midst of the clouds, a pitch-black pole hung from the sky, nearly touching the mountaintop below.

Underneath the pole, a man in a black robe sat on the ground, surrounded by blue flames that undulated with his body.

Not far away, a man knelt motionless. It was Li Xuantian.

After a while, the man under the flag neither spoke nor opened his eyes, but his voice emerged from thin air, “Little Li, how goes the investigation I tasked you with?”

His voice was still hoarse, but it carried an eerie softness.

Li Xuantian replied respectfully, “My lord, following your orders, I have found a Teleportation Array that can accommodate your mighty physique. On the other side of the Teleportation Array lies an even more vast continent, where hundreds of billions of players can provide you with Life Souls.

Heeding your teachings, I did not startle them.”

“Good, you have passed this test. I thought with your deep hatred for them, now that you have the power, you would defy my orders and go to seek revenge. I didn’t expect you to restrain yourself, good, very good,” Daoist Xuan Gu said with a sardonic tone.

Li Xuantian said, “I keep every word the master has ordered in my heart, and dare not overstep the slightest.”

As Li Xuantian said this, his eyes were filled with absolute devotion, as if he were a true believer.

Daoist Xuan Gu nodded in satisfaction, “Very good, I am pleased with your thoughts. However, one Teleportation Array is not enough, you must find two more, just in case there are issues on the other side.”

Li Xuantian understood Xuan Gu’s meaning and stood up respectfully, “Understood, I will do so immediately.”

After saying this, Li Xuantian turned and left.

Once Li Xuantian was gone, Daoist Xuan Gu said coldly, “Little insect, come out!”

The next moment, there was a rustling in the bushes, and a human player crawled out, his face filled with fear as he looked at Daoist Xuan Gu, “Greetings, Lord Xuan Gu, my name is Guna. I come from the Southern Region of the Earth Continent, on the orders of the Great Brahma God, especially to invite you to visit the Earth Continent.” Guna trembled continuously as he spoke.

This was because, as soon as he appeared, swarms of black mist enveloped him and ghostly figures surrounded him, as if they would swallow him up at any moment.

Only after Guna finished speaking did the black mist recede.

Daoist Xuan Gu spoke with mild surprise, “You, inviting me there? Aren’t you afraid of dying?”

Just as Guna was about to say something, a loud shout came, “My lord, don’t listen to his nonsense! He’s trying to trap you!”

Daoist Xuan Gu had long sensed the other’s presence and was not at all surprised.

Guna was startled and turned to look, only to see a brawny man carrying a coffin on his back running towards them.

Guna recognized me at a glance as a divine being, for he was an underling of the Great Brahma God and had seen on the city walls how I, as a god, repelled a billion soldiers with a single command.

Guna exclaimed in shock, “I am God?!”

Daoist Xuan Gu asked, “Do you know him?”

Guna replied, “His name is ‘I am God,’ he’s the top expert in the Earth Continent’s Tianxia District…”

Before he could finish, ‘I am God’ had already reached Daoist Xuan Gu and, with a bang, knelt down in front of him, then bang, bang, bang, kowtowed three times to the ground.

The three kowtows were incredibly loud and left both Guna and Daoist Xuan Gu dumbfounded.

They had never seen such a grand gesture upon meeting someone!

Truth be told, even ‘I am God’ was dumbfounded by his own actions, his mind in complete disarray.

He had come to the Qianyuan Continent once more under Yi Zheng’s orders to investigate, and since the teleportation array was located near the Dayan Sword Sect, he appeared and immediately noticed the rolling demonic clouds above the Dayan Sword Sect, so he ran over to take a closer look.

Then he saw Guna sneaking around and followed him up the mountain, hiding nearby, and that was when he discovered Li Xuantian and Daoist Xuan Gu.

The last thing he saw was Guna being discovered and then opening his mouth to invite Daoist Xuan Gu to the Earth Continent.

‘I am God’ thought, how could this be allowed to happen?

Rabbit wasn’t strong enough yet; if Daoist Xuan Gu went there now, even Rabbit might not be able to stop him!

If the players on the Earth Continent couldn’t log off in time and were declared war on by Daoist Xuan Gu, then nobody would be able to log off.

At that time, everyone would die!

Therefore, he absolutely could not let Daoist Xuan Gu find out about Rabbit’s plan, which meant stopping Guna from talking.

So without thinking, he rushed out but with no plan in mind, and in his haste, tripping over his own feet, he fell to his knees and, in a moment of heat, started to kowtow.

He also took the opportunity to think of a strategy.

And wouldn’t you know, after three kowtows, his mind cleared up quite a bit, and he had an idea!

“Now, I am Yang Zirong, alone amidst the enemy,” he thought, and lifting his head, ‘I am God’ looked up at Daoist Xuan Gu with utmost respect, saying, “Lord Xuan Gu, my name is ‘I am God.’ However, as of today, I’ve changed my name.”

Daoist Xuan Gu frowned and asked, “Changed your name? And why is that?”

‘I am God’ replied, “How could I dare claim to be a god before a true god? From now on, I shall be called ‘I am Divine Servant.'”

Flattery will get you everywhere, as the saying goes. While Daoist Xuan Gu was indeed a cultivator, in the world he came from, he wasn’t the most powerful being. Moreover, cultivators spent most of their time in cultivation, with little interaction with others.

The opportunity to be flattered was naturally rare, let alone to be complimented so pleasingly.

Li Xuantian was also good at flattery, but having been born into wealth and instructed by famed teachers, with even higher status within the game, he was always the one to be flattered. To him, flattering others felt somewhat awkward.

Especially when compared with ‘I am God,’ the difference was clear.

As for Guna, being a native of the Southern Region, he could curse well enough, and he wasn’t inept at flattery either, but his form of flattery leaned more towards openly nodding and bowing, the blunt praise of “You look handsome!” or “The king is mighty!”

How could it compare with the flattery honed through 5,000 years of civilization’s intrigues?

In a single encounter, ‘I am God’ massively improved his standing in Daoist Xuan Gu’s heart.

Daoist Xuan Gu said, “Little servant, you speak rather pleasingly. What did you mean just now when you said this man was talking nonsense?”

Daoist Xuan Gu refers to ‘I am God’ as a “little servant” and Guna simply as “this man,” clearly showing a distinction in their proximity.

‘I am God’ breathed a huge sigh of relief inwardly, thinking, “As long as he’s open to flattery, then things will be much easier. Today I’ll flatter you until you’re dazed!”

‘I am God’, who wasn’t a figure of high status himself, was well versed in the art of flattering superiors to make a living in reality. Clearly understanding the processes and taboos of flattery, this task came to him as naturally as speaking, barely needing to think; it was pure muscle memory from the mouth: “To respond to Lord Xuan Gu, unmatched and supremely honored in all the realms, I did hear what Guna just said.

However, the news I have received is drastically different from his!”

Guna sneered, “Of course it’s different, do you think I don’t know that you don’t want Lord Xuan Gu to go to the Earth Continent?”

‘I am God’ shook his head, “You are mistaken; on the contrary, I very much wish for Lord Xuan Gu to go to the Earth Continent immediately. However, as far as I know, traveling through the teleportation array is extremely dangerous. If Lord Xuan Gu steps into the array on this side and someone sabotages the corresponding teleportation array on the other side, Lord Xuan Gu could be exiled into the void.

And not just anyone can use the teleportation array, you and I use only a low-grade teleportation array. It’s fine for weaker beings like us to use, but if Lord Xuan Gu were to use it, the array would surely collapse!

Even though Lord Xuan Gu’s divine skills are unparalleled and he is invincible across all worlds, being tossed into a void stream would be very troublesome.

Therefore, if Lord Xuan Gu wishes to travel to the Earth Continent, it must be done with utmost care, again utmost care, and even more utmost care.

And you, on first meeting, suggest that the Lord immediately proceed to the Earth Continent.

What are your true intentions?”

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