Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
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There was another reason Yi Zheng hadn’t mentioned, nor did he plan to.

Everyone was baffled.

Pingtou said, “Emperor, what about the rest? Don’t you have anything else to say?

Don’t you have any plans?

With such a strong enemy, do we not have something to do?

To grind, we need a place, how to do it, you should at least explain, right?”

All eyes were on Yi Zheng.

Xue Tianyan couldn’t help saying, “Is this your plan? To offend most of the forces on the continent? I thought you invited them to mobilize the entire continent and unite all forces against the common enemy.”

Yi Zheng shamelessly said, “Didn’t I try to unite everyone? Alas, it didn’t work out, haha…”

He even laughed joyfully as he spoke.

His laugh left everyone utterly confused.

The crowd collectively rolled their eyes, “Big Brother, we’re not your lackeys, who wouldn’t run with that kind of talk? Not even business is done this way, let alone asking everyone to collectively go die, just to earn you Experience Value?”

Seeing these guys puffing their beards and glowering, Yi Zheng felt it necessary to explain himself.

So, he cleared his throat and said, “Alright, since you all want to hear my follow-up plan, I’ll share it.

First of all, the initial grinding plan is canceled!”

Astonishment reigned!

The players present nearly collapsed, as this brat’s grinding plan had ruined the coalition talks. They were ready to spend all their resources to help Rabbit level up, only for him to say no more grinding!

Damn it…

What a scam!

This Rabbit is so unreliable!

Madam Xunyang, unable to contain her explosive temper, blurted out, “Rabbit, those things you said about the destruction of Qianyuan Continent and Daoist Xuan Gu, they weren’t all made up, were they?”

Xue Tianyan said, “It’s true, there’s no need for me to lie to you.”

Then she also looked towards Yi Zheng, wondering what on earth this Rabbit had on his mind.

Yi Zheng grinned and said, “Would you listen to me till the end? You’re all so eager to interrupt.”

Black Storm chuckled, “Interrupt? You’re not deep enough to handle… hey, no violence, no violence… just kidding, just kidding!”

Seeing Rabbit pull out a carrot, Black Storm immediately cowered.

Yi Zheng continued, “Alright, I’ll announce the second item!

First, the Heavenly God of the Southern Region openly dissed me at the conference, and I’m not happy about it.

I’m just a petty and narrow-minded Rabbit scum, so, I must retaliate for any grudge!

I declare, Newbie Village No. 1 officially declares war on the Southern Region!”

The players present were dumbstruck.

Then Rabbit added, “Laozi had not even concluded the meeting, and some were already leaving early, which is a challenge to my authority, a lack of respect for me. As a petty and narrow-minded Rabbit scum…

I declare, Newbie Village No. 1 declares war on them!”

The players collectively fell silent, thinking, “Wasn’t that because you told them to leave?”

Rabbit continued, “Laozi sent them invitations, and they all refused to come, which is disrespectful to me…

I declare, Newbie Village No. 1 declares war on them!”

After saying this, Yi Zheng cleared his throat and said, “Alright, with these people, I reckon everyone could go up by more than fifty levels without a problem. Once the levels get too high, they probably won’t be of much use anymore.

Later I’ll arrange for your people to grind with Wild Monsters, aiming for when I reach levels fifty-seven or fifty-eight, all of your people should be at level fifty or thereabouts too! Otherwise, it’ll be difficult for me to level up later on…”

The crowd was speechless!

No wonder he said the early stages of grinding were canceled–he had found a bigger fool!

At the same time, they finally understood why this darn Rabbit had called such a world meeting that obviously not everyone could attend.

They also finally grasped why he had been so blunt early on, silent as fewer people left, and even scared some away.

This guy was just setting up a justifiable pretext!

Liu Fei said, “Sect Master, about that justifiable pretext of yours, isn’t it a bit screwed up?”

The crowd nodded in agreement, thinking, “A bit screwed up? That’s an understatement of epic proportions!”

Yi Zheng, with self-righteous fervor, held up his head, emulating the likes of the Heavenly God and others, and said with a face full of righteousness, “I’m also doing this for the good of the world! They have to understand me, prioritize the bigger picture.”

The crowd: “… Stop embarrassing yourself!”

Liu Fei frowned, “Sect Master, I’m not worried about anything else, but I’m concerned… with your actions, you might end up with an eternal infamy. Even if you save the world, they will still curse you.”

But Yi Zheng was dismissive. In his heart, a good name was useless; power was the true reality.

He had finally found a flimsy but justified reason for killing players, and as long as he could level up, that was all that mattered, right?

Besides, by leveling up he could also protect the group of friends he cared about. What did a few curses matter to him?

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He didn’t care!

But he also understood that Liu Fei really wanted to be a heroine, so he straightened up, with a solemn and tragic expression, he declared, “The Buddha said, ‘If I don’t enter hell, who will?’ Even if it means facing mountains of swords and seas of fire for the sake of the common people, let them curse! The greatest act of chivalry is to serve one’s country and its people!”

When the other players heard this, they rolled their eyes, not believing a single word.

But when Liu Fei heard it, she was so moved that her eyes reddened and she was close to tears, “Sect Master, compared to you, my chivalrous spirit is laughably meager, just a joke! You are the true hero.”

“I can’t stand it, I’m taking off. I hate seeing this kind of scammer fooling little girls…” Madam Xunyang immediately slipped away.

The crowd also shouted, “Disperse, disperse, time to go home.”

Yi Zheng watched as the atmosphere he had built up was ruined by these departing “grandsons,” cursing in his heart, “A bunch of insensitive brats! Pah!”

Just then, the blind Groundhog King came over and said, “Boss, we’re Wild Monsters. When players kill us, they just shout it’s for leveling and kill us. Why do we need a reason when we kill them? ‘Leveling up’ is reason enough, right?”

At these words, there was a moment of silence on the scene.

Everyone, including Yi Zheng, was stunned on the spot.

Yi Zheng glared, looking at this being from Newbie Village No. 1, the king of the blind groundhog race whose stature was almost the same as his own. He always thought that not only were groundhogs blind, but their brains didn’t work well either. But at this moment, he suddenly felt that he was the one without a brain!

The next moment, Yi Zheng grabbed the Groundhog King’s neck and shouted, “Why didn’t you say so earlier? If you had, I would’ve started killing already, what’s the point of holding a damn meeting?!”

The Groundhog King, being choked, stuck out his tongue and wailed, “Boss, you never asked me before.”

The players, on the other hand, were breaking out in cold sweat upon hearing this.

Since Rabbit frequently fought alongside players, and there were also rabbits among the Ten Thousand Clans, as well as various other small animals, people gradually started to see Yi Zheng as one of the players.

They expected him to abide by the rules, hoping that he would contribute willingly.

Even when Rabbit helped save the entire continent from danger, everyone felt it was only right.

In this moment, everyone finally realized, this guy is a Wild Monster!

Wild Monster!

Wild Monster!

Does a Wild Monster need a reason to kill players?

Of course not!

Not only the players, but Yi Zheng himself often regarded himself as a player, always seeking a justifiable reason for his actions and only retaliating when provoked.

Now, the Groundhog King’s words had awakened him; he was a Wild Monster!

Why did he have to reason?

Players kill Wild Monsters without reason, so why did he need one?

Players killing Wild Monsters, and Wild Monsters counterattacking, that is natural; Wild Monsters initiating an attack on players, that’s called a quest!

Wild Monsters attacking a city, that’s called a large-scale hidden quest!

Wild Monsters rampaging and killing worldwide, that’s called a World BOSS!

From the players’ perspective, all these are major events that benefit the players!

Yi Zheng really wanted to slap himself for not realizing this sooner!

Yi Zheng put an arm around the Groundhog King’s shoulder and said, “Brother, you’re right!”

Then Yi Zheng turned and shouted loudly, “Brothers! Gather up, the battle begins!”

“Roar!”

The Wild Monsters from Newbie Village No. 1 roared in unison!

All the players present cracked a wry smile. In the back of their minds, they felt a terrifying beast awakening.

Pingtou caught up with Yi Zheng and asked, “Emperor Rabbit, what about us? What should we do?”

Yi Zheng grinned and said, “Go pick out a few suitable Wild Monsters; I’ll have a chat with them later. They’ll definitely agree to cooperate with your leveling.”

Pingtou was still a bit puzzled, but Madman and others were all too familiar with this routine. What’s a chat? Pin them to the ground and give them a beating until they submit, that’s a chat!

After all, Wild Monsters lose Attributes when they kill each other!

So Madman and others quickly said, “I get it, I get it! Pingtou, where are the Level 56 Wild Monsters here? Look for the kind with very high attack but fragile defense, or those with high Experience Value but are very hard to kill!”

After thinking, Pingtou called Old Hyena over.

Old Hyena immediately took out a map, and the group huddled in the square to discuss who to target first.

Some were Tianxia players now nearly rabbitized, while others were from Ten Thousand Clans who had believed in survival of the fittest and were now studying the Analects. However, whether it was survival of the fittest or the Analects, they all taught to do whatever it takes to crush the enemy.

So, they felt no remorse about engaging in such unscrupulous deeds.

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As for Yi Zheng, he had already mounted his enormous coach; Skeleton King cracked his whip, the steeds neighed, their hooves pounding down on the pandas below who cried out as they surged forward.

Behind him followed more than a million from the Rabbit Family Army, all of them marching and howling, “To be enlightened in the morning, to be prepared to die in the evening!”

Their voices were tremendously loud and left the players with a tingling scalp. This time they had just found out about their enemy’s home and were already on the move… just unsure if the enemy would last until nightfall.

The scattered Ten Thousand Clans, upon hearing such a slogan, immediately saw red, and more of them joined the punitive expedition, the number growing and growing…

Yi Zheng did not stop them; there were hundreds of billions of hunt-able targets, and sharing a bit of the Experience Value was no big deal.

Yi Zheng held the map Old Hyena had given him; it showed a path from the Western Region all the way to the Southern Region, somewhat twisted, including the territories of the Ten Thousand Clans players who had left earlier, showing no courtesy at all.