Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
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Chapter 409: Chapter 399: Stumbled Chapter 409: Chapter 399: Stumbled All the creatures from the Ten Thousand Clans present were collectively stunned. Rabbits were attacking from the east?

Just one rabbit had flipped them over, and now a whole swarm was coming. So much for support!

“Surrender!”

But after surrendering, which rabbit would become the boss?

That was a problem…

While these guys were thinking, Yi Zheng already knew what was on their minds, and it left him speechless.

At the same time, he felt more determined than ever to give these uncultured brutes from the Ten Thousand Clans a proper lesson and a thorough brainwashing!

As for the rabbits attacking from the east, Yi Zheng could somewhat guess what was happening, and it warmed his heart for a moment.

Thus, Yi Zheng pointed to the sky, “Summoning Rabbit Group!”

The next moment, a massive portal opened, and from the Light Gate, a swarm of aggressive rabbits dressed in black suits wielding watermelon knives was already chasing the endlessly fleeing members of the Ten Thousand Clans.

Seeing the portal opening, a large rabbit shouted: “The boss is summoning us! Stop fighting here; let’s go fight the big ones over there!”

“Kill!”

Then countless rabbits jumped out.

When these rabbits emerged, the Ten Thousand Clans were bewildered again, asking themselves: “Fuck, are these rabbits? Are they… hybrids or what?”

Especially the rabbits of the Ten Thousand Clans, who looked at their small stature and then at these towering, formidable bodies, drooled with envy and cried tearfully: “We’ve got to find such boyfriends [or girlfriends] to improve our family genes!”

As soon as these large rabbits arrived, they grabbed their weapons and charged into the crowd of the Ten Thousand Clans.

Yi Zheng quickly shouted, “Stop, stop, stop!”

The big rabbits halted and turned back to shout: “Boss? Why the stop? Aren’t we just wasting food if we don’t kill these losers?”

Yi Zheng cursed, “Nonsense, I am already the boss, and only now you guys show up? What use are you now? Let me formally introduce myself; these are now my underlings, and now, I am the boss of all the Ten Thousand Clans in the west.”

The big rabbits were collectively baffled…

In the Light Gate, Liu Fei exclaimed: “You took them all in? That must be several hundred million players, right?”

Pingtou corrected, “Actually, it’s four hundred ninety-seven billion.”

Liu Fei’s mouth hung open, frozen in place.

She originally thought the Hua Mountain Sect was quite a large sect, with a number several tens of thousands, and after recruiting players, it ballooned to a million disciples. All because ‘Dugu Nine Swords’ held such a prestigious position in the players’ hearts, almost everyone rushed there, hoping they could learn this cultivation technique.

But now, looking at the Confucian Sect, although it was only a fourth-tier sect, the number of players…

Liu Fei’s eyes shone as she clenched her fists, her whole body trembling with excitement. Although there would surely be more issues, what could be more prideful than watching a sect grow under her supervision to become the world’s number one sect in terms of player number?

While Liu Fei was zoning out, Yi Zheng had gotten the full story from Zi Gong’s mouth.

Upon hearing that he had been captured, the rabbits, far from alarmed, were excitedly awaiting their boss’s call to throw themselves into the fray. Yi Zheng just wanted to strangle these heartless rabbits.

Then hearing how Liu Fei, deeply worried, had rallied many players from the Huaxia District to declare war on the Western District and fought her way over, warmed his heart.

“Indeed, having a woman at home really makes it feel like home,” Yi Zheng reflected, increasingly convinced that bringing Liu Fei over was one of the best decisions he had made in his life.

After things were clarified, the rest was simple.

Yi Zheng directed the rabbits to stay and then asked Liu Fei to call some people who had been teachers among the humans.

Yi Zheng’s idea was simple; he wanted to open schools widely in the Western District to properly teach these clans what loyalty and righteousness meant!

But the urgent matter at hand was…

“Do you guys provide lunch here?” Yi Zheng suddenly asked.

All present were stupefied.

Yi Zheng had absolutely no appetite for lunch.

Because like the wild beasts and players of the Western District, the food was not very sophisticated; it was just large chunks of meat cooked till done. But Pingtou and the others took good care of Yi Zheng; somehow, they managed to procure some bread.

Yi Zheng almost had to hold his nose to eat it, then silently decided: “I still need to bring people to teach them how to cook! Cook Chinese food! The West’s is restricted to French cuisine and a few other dishes!”

After hurriedly eating a bit, Yi Zheng decided to lead by example; he would start by teaching these core members since capturing the leaders was key to motivating the others to study.

Thus, Pingtou, Resurrected Old Hyena, Poison King, Divine Horn General, Ping Bai, and a group of elite Ten Thousand Clans members were pulled by Yi Zheng into a small classroom for an intense lesson.

“Everybody look here, today we’re discussing the ‘Analects’!” Yi Zheng tapped on the blackboard.

This time, Yi Zheng was really planning to teach the genuine Analects, as this was the real deal for educating people; the ‘Analects’ was different–it was about the rules of the road.

Aside from Pingtou, Old Hyena, and others, listeners included the two smart ones, Zi Lu and Zi Gong.

The reason he called them over was mainly because Yi Zheng wanted to influence them so they could later serve as good examples for other rabbits, leading the team well. He aimed to enhance the overall quality of the Rabbit Clan in the Confucian Sect, so they wouldn’t just wander around all day with a chicken in one hand and a watermelon knife in the other.

Yi Zheng swiftly wrote the two big characters ‘Analects’ on the blackboard!

Just as he was about to continue, Yi Zheng suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach and cursed internally, “Damn it, I knew that food would upset my stomach.”

“Wait here for a moment, I need to use the restroom.”

Yi Zheng had spoken and then ran out.

After Yi Zheng left, the people present started discussing what the Rabbit was going to talk about, and what to eat later in the evening…

Zi Lu and Zi Gong, being direct disciples of the Rabbit, saw the classroom discipline dissipate and felt they should do something.

So Zi Lu stood up and said, “The boss has gone to the toilet, and who knows how long he’ll be, so I’ll teach them in the meantime.”

Zi Gong asked, “You’re going to teach?”

Zi Lu replied confidently, “Why not? We attend this class every day, I can recite it from memory. The ‘Analects’ scripture, don’t you know it?”

Zi Gong thought it made sense and replied, “Then go ahead.”

Zi Lu walked up to the podium and tapped on the chalkboard saying, “Everybody look here, the boss has gone to the toilet, but we shouldn’t delay our learning. So, I’ll start teaching as a warm-up, consider it a preview. It will make it easier to understand when the boss starts teaching later!”

Though people felt it wasn’t quite proper, after all, he was the boss’s direct disciple and the Rabbit’s second in command.

As believers in the natural order, they naturally had no objections and earnestly stretched their necks, ready to listen to the class.

Zi Lu looked at the words ‘Analects,’ then he went up and changed ‘Analects’ to ‘Analects,’ meanwhile thinking to himself, “The boss must have had a terrible stomach ache, got all muddled up and wrote the wrong word.”

“Folks, we’re going to discuss the Confucian Sect’s mental method, the supreme learning ‘Analects’! What is ‘Analects’? This is the rule of the path established by our Confucian Sect’s Grandmaster, Kongzi. Now, let’s learn it phrase by phrase!”

Then Zi Lu wrote down a line: “He who initiated, did he have no descendants?”

After writing it, Zi Lu asked, “Do you know what it means?”

A bunch of players from the Ten Thousand Clans shook their heads.

Zi Lu said, “Zi Gong, explain it.”

Zi Gong replied, “Someone plotted against our dear old Kongzi, and when the old man made a move, he then said this sentence. It means, the mastermind who originally plotted against me has been hit by me so hard that his lineage has ended. Commonly known as ‘cutting off spawn, rooting out completely.’ Understand?”

Originally, the wild beasts of the Ten Thousand Clans thought such a class wouldn’t be interesting because, after all, the Rabbit had said, it was a cultural lesson.

A cultural lesson wasn’t about fighting and killing, so how could it be interesting?

It wouldn’t even cause a ripple in their adrenaline levels; instead, it gave them a headache.

As Zi Lu began speaking, everyone found the eight incomprehensible characters even less interesting and felt sleepy.

But as soon as Zi Gong finished his explanation, it suddenly enlightened everyone. Their adrenaline surged, their blood flowed faster, and they became excited, shouting, “Damn, this is freaking awesome, so satisfying!”

“That’s how it should be done!”

“This is what real men are like, true character!”

“Is there more?”

…

Pingtou and others were breaking out in cold sweats, thinking to themselves how lucky they were to have surrendered early, or else they’d have been wiped out too!

Facing the knowledge-thirsty Ten Thousand Clans, Zi Lu wrote down four more characters: “It is no disgrace to ask!”

Curious, Pingtou asked, “Lord Zi Lu, what does this mean?”

Zi Gong stood up and said, “This one’s simple. Anyone who thinks I can’t cut it, I’ll send them down to ask those guys I’ve killed, to tell them if I’m good enough or not!”

“Roar!”

The Ten Thousand Clans cried out together: “So that’s it!”

“It should be so!”

“Awesome! Whoever doubts my strength, I’ll beat them to death, awesome!”

“That’s what being a king is!”

…

Then Zi Lu continued writing things like ‘When I walk with two other men, they may serve me as my teachers’ and ‘To die after hearing the way can be the rest of my days.’ Zi Gong timely explained these, and in no time, the crowd was passionately stirred, creating an incredibly tumultuous atmosphere.

Yi Zheng was still squatting in the toilet when he heard from the direction of the school that it was bustling tremendously and he was puzzled.

After wiping himself, Yi Zheng jogged back to the school and saw Zi Lu writing on the board: “The words of a dying person are good.”

A group of wild beasts below were howling, “What does it mean? Explain, Lord Zi Gong!”

Yi Zheng immediately had a bad feeling, then saw Zi Gong, standing tall and proud, explain, “This saying is simple. If someone dares to insult you, hit them till they’re nearly dead, they’ll start speaking well usually.”

Excitedly, Pingtou shouted, “Exactly, exactly, that’s right. That’s just what I did when I was almost beaten to death–I kneeled down and surrendered! It’s simply the truth!”

The wild beasts cried out, “The truth, the truth! Kongzi, Kongzi! Long live the Confucian Sect!”

Yi Zheng grasped his head, feeling a buzzing headache. It was the first time he regretted having called Zi Lu and Zi Gong over.

He thought of a saying: “You bring this upon yourself, and you can’t live!”

If he had known it would end like this, he wouldn’t have taught these Rabbits the ‘Analects’ back in Newbie Village!

“In the future, when it comes to enlightenment education, I should teach the ‘Three-Character Classic’ instead,” Yi Zheng pondered.

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