Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!” -
Chapter 406 - Chapter 406 Chapter 396 This Rabbit Is Too Much
Chapter 406: Chapter 396 This Rabbit Is Too Much! Chapter 406: Chapter 396 This Rabbit Is Too Much! Cao Zhengchun realized that things might have indeed gone awry, so he promptly responded, “I’ll contact them right away!”
Liu Fei then commanded, “Zi Gong, Zi Lu, Zi Xiong, Zi Lang… all forces assemble!”
Following Liu Fei’s order, chaos erupted in Newbie Village No.1. The Chicken King let out a furious roar, and the chickens that had been flapping around in the water, trying to learn how to swim, took off into the sky.
“Bomb Chicken squadron ready!”
The Wolf Pack galloped in.
“Wolf Pack ready!”
Wild Boars followed suit…
In that moment, the whole Newbie Village sprang into action.
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At the same time, in the western sector, Divine City, where the Ten Thousand Clans gathered, the enormous Teleportation Array lit up with beams of light, amongst which thunder flickered, and then a house descended from the sky.
Bang!
The house slammed heavily to the ground, startling the surrounding guards and the passing players from the Ten Thousand Clans.
“What’s happening?” everyone asked.
Then they saw the thunder explode, and Emperor Pingtou emerged from the light, followed by Old Hyena.
“Greetings, Great Emperor!” numerous players from the Ten Thousand Clans shouted in unison.
Emperor Pingtou nodded slightly. Now that he was on his own turf, naturally, he wouldn’t get his hands dirty with many tasks, so he ordered, “Open it.”
Two guards stepped forward and kicked at the door, but shockingly, it wouldn’t budge.
They didn’t know that this Seclusion Room was provided by the system. System buildings were already extremely sturdy, and Seclusion Rooms, which emphasized defense, naturally couldn’t be broken by ordinary people.
“Step aside, let me do it!”
That’s when a player, who looked like a white rhinoceros, stepped out from the crowd, waving his hand to brush aside three people in front of him.
Seeing the white rhinoceros player, the players around exclaimed, “The Divine Horn General is here, make way, make way quickly.”
The Divine Horn General first saluted Emperor Pingtou, “Greetings, Great Emperor.”
Emperor Pingtou nodded and commanded, “Open it!”
The Divine Horn accepted the order, then strode to the door with a determined step; the divine power aura lit up around his body, and finally he hurled a punch at the door.
The ground shook, and the house was blasted several dozen meters away, but the door was still in perfect condition, without any damage!
Seeing this, Divine Horn’s face began to lose composure. As someone with the Hidden Profession of Divine Power Rhino, almost all his Attributes were about enhancing power.
He was the strongest in terms of strength among the Alliance of Ten Thousand Clans, and yet now, he couldn’t even break open a single door, especially not in front of everyone and Emperor Pingtou. He couldn’t bear it, “I refuse to believe I can’t break you open!”
Roaring in anger, Divine Horn started to charge!
As he ran, his body stretched and grew larger, eventually transforming into a real rhinoceros, his entire body ensconced in a Giant Power aura. The white horn on his head glowed–it was the Divine Light Rhinoceros Horn, which came with piercing and armor-breaking properties!
He had once shattered the walls of a great city with a single charge; his destructive power was truly terrifying!
In that moment, everyone firmly believed that he would definitely smash that small Seclusion Room to pieces with a single charge!
Just as he was about to strike, the door of the house suddenly opened, and a snow-white Little Rabbit walked out, growling impatiently, “Who the hell keeps knocking? Laozi’s in seclusion here, in seclusion, you know?!”
Then everyone saw Divine Horn General charge right over Little Rabbit and into the house, followed by the ‘ping pong’ sounds of crashing into furniture, and finally a loud ‘bang’ as if he had hit a wall, and then there was silence.
When they looked at Little Rabbit, who was perfectly fine because of his height, he had deftly passed under Divine Horn General’s belly, perfectly avoiding all attacks.
Hearing the loud noise, Little Rabbit was also a bit dumbfounded. He turned his head to look back and then around him.
Littered with question marks above his head, he then began angrily hopping and cursing out, “Fuck, what’s going on? Where’s my Confucian Mountain? Where’s my green grassland? Where are my rabbits? Where is my sister Liu Fei?!”
“What ugly freaks are all of you?!”
“That one with the white fur on its head, what are you looking at?”
“You’re the ugliest, and you still got issues?”
“Not happy? Just button it up!”
As the Little Rabbit ranted and raged for a while, the Ten Thousand Clans finally snapped out of it and began shouting furiously, “Rabbit, you’re courting death!”
“You scoundrel!”
“Death awaits, bold Rabbit! You dare insult the Great Emperor?”
The Ten Thousand Clans were enraged, as Emperor Pingtou’s status among them was extremely high, yet a Little Rabbit dared to curse at the Emperor?
Anger surged among the masses.
But given that the Ten Thousand Clans had only recently awakened their Spirit Wisdom and their grasp of language was passable at best, their ability to curse was still underdeveloped, so they resorted to repetitive phrases like seeking death, boldness, and go die.
For the shameless Little Rabbit, these were like scraping an itch; they were hardly bothersome.
Upon hearing them dare to curse at him, Little Rabbit rolled up his sleeves, pointed at the loudest hippo player, and retorted, “What a big mouth you have! Aside from death threats, can you say anything else? Not even a toothbrush before coming out–don’t you know you have bad breath? Just look at you–does anyone even stay around when you open that big mouth of yours? Such a big head and yet you’re so shameless!”
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The hippo player was directly dumbfounded by the scolding and covered his mouth, not daring to speak, his beady eyes sneakily looking around.
Indeed, the players around him were keeping their distance.
A monkey shouted, “Rabbit, you… you…”
“You what? With your pointy mouth and monkey cheeks, thinking you’re something special just because you wear a hat? Go look in the mirror and check if your ass isn’t sore from bumping it too hard last night? I spit in your face, sicko! Freak!”
The monkey was so insulted that he jumped around on the spot, but he was at a loss for words and couldn’t curse back. His face turned beet red as he slapped his stick in frustration.
A lion was not pleased and roared, “Roar! Rabbit, are you looking for death?”
“Oh damn, since when is it your turn to butt in when I’m talking? With your head full of yellow fur, dying it black and thinking you’re in the mafia? Do you have a suit? A big gold chain? A fancy watch? At the very least you should be wearing a black shirt with a golden eagle painted over the chest, right? I spit on you! Wimp!”
The lion was so ridiculed he felt depressed.
A turkey on the side roared angrily, “Rabbit, I haven’t said a word, you can’t insult chickens like that!”
Rabbit glanced at him sideways and then looked at the big lion, “Big Yellow Hair, you heard him, yeah? I called you a chicken, and he’s saying I insulted him. Isn’t that implying you’re worse than him? Big as you are, even a chicken looks down on you. You can’t be so weak as to lose to a chicken, can you?”
The lion immediately blazed up, “Who says I can’t beat one?”
“Talk is cheap, come on and do something about it,” Yi Zheng shouted.
The lion glared at the turkey, and the turkey, feeling defiant, might not have had a chance on Earth, but in the gaming world, he was also a force to be reckoned with. He glared back, “You got a problem, lion?”
Yi Zheng said, “Lion, if I were you, I’d slap him!”
The lion went up and gave him a slap.
The turkey was directly smacked flying away, and Rabbit quickly shouted, “Fire Chicken, if I were you, I’d fight him back! Otherwise, can you even show your face around anymore?”
The turkey roared, “Lion, let’s go for it!”
Then, the turkey pulled out a pair of knives, like wings, to attack the lion, while the lion shot out ten short knife-like claws and charged. In an instant, the two clashed together, blood and feathers flying everywhere.
For a while, everyone was dumbstruck.
With their undeveloped brains, they couldn’t understand how a squabble among themselves had turned into a fight so quickly.
And then there was Rabbit, who had pulled out a small stool and sat on it, wearing sunglasses and enjoying the sun, munching on a carrot, while beckoning everyone over, “Come on, folks, place your bets! Are you betting on Fire Chicken to win, or the lion? Hurry up, this is your chance to strike it rich!”
All the players of the Ten Thousand Clans went pale with anger, roaring in their hearts, “This rabbit is the absolute worst!”
Emperor Pingtou was about to go insane with his stupid subordinates, kicking the lion away with one foot and overturning the turkey with a slap, then roaring, “Both of you idiots, stop it right now!”
Yi Zheng was displeased at the sight and, pointing at Emperor Pingtou, shouted, “Little White! You busybody, mind your own business! Get lost! Don’t keep me from enjoying the show!”
Upon hearing that, the crowd roared furiously, “That damn rabbit dares to insult the emperor? I can’t stand this, I’ll kill him!”
“I want to kill him too!”
A group of players were about to take action when suddenly, behind Rabbit, a burly figure appeared!
It was none other than the Divine Horn General who had rushed in earlier, greatly underestimating the strength of the seclusion room created by the system. His face was bruised and swollen, but his eyes shone fiercely.
The players of the Ten Thousand Clans laughed, the Divine Horn General was furious, and Rabbit was done for!
“How dare you show disrespect to Emperor Pingtou?!”
The Divine Horn General growled through his teeth and then abruptly swung his large hand toward Rabbit, ready to smash him to death!
Just then, Rabbit, growing impatient, turned around and, with a small hand, grabbed the Divine Horn General’s large hand. To everyone’s shocked gazes, Rabbit threw the Divine Horn General like a rag doll, slamming him hard to the ground.
“Ouch, that’s a nice horn,” Rabbit remarked after throwing him, noticing he was actually a white rhinoceros with a horn as translucent as white jade, shiny and all.
Yi Zheng instantly liked the look of it and grabbed the rhino horn, “Hand it over!”
Yi Zheng pulled hard, causing immeasurable pain to the Divine Horn General, who roared, “Rabbit, you… you’re pushing it too far!”
“Shut up, stop your yapping!” Rabbit, holding onto the rhino horn with one hand, slapped the Divine Horn General with the other.
He clapped the general’s open mouth shut.
Then, standing on the Divine Horn General’s nose with one foot and clutching the rhino horn with both hands, he gave a hard pull!
“Pfft!”
“Aaahhh…”
The Divine Horn General let out a pitiful scream as blood gushed from his face like a fountain.
Then Rabbit kicked him with one foot.
“Bang!”
Everyone saw the Divine Horn General get kicked into the sky by Rabbit, tumbling and flying far away.
Seeing this, the players of the Ten Thousand Clans felt a sinking feeling in their hearts, finally realizing that this rabbit wasn’t just good with words, but also terrifying in combat power!
“Clap clap clap…” Emperor Pingtou walked forward, applauding, “Rabbit, you really didn’t disappoint me, indeed you do have some skills.”
Yi Zheng looked at Emperor Pingtou in front of him and asked, “Who the hell are you?”
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