Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 404 - Chapter 404 Chapter 394 Your Dad Your Grandpa

Chapter 404: Chapter 394 Your Dad, Your Grandpa Chapter 404: Chapter 394 Your Dad, Your Grandpa Emperor Pingtou looked for a while and then ordered two servings of Fish-Flavor Pork Strips and two servings of Ants Climbing Trees, and additionally, two servings of Wife Cake.

After he had ordered, Emperor Pingtou spoke, “Serve the dishes.”

The Waiter was a bit stunned, “Honored guest, there are only two of you, isn’t the amount of food you ordered a bit too much? And you’ve ordered two servings of each item…”

“Too much? Isn’t one serving per person just right? Besides, aren’t we paying? What’s with all the nonsense! Hurry up and serve the food!” Old Hyena grumbled very displeased.

The Waiter, left with no choice, could only go down.

Seeing that no one was around, Old Hyena whispered, “Great Emperor, they say Easterners are civilized, but I think these guys are even harsher than Westerners! At most, Western food is just unappetizing, but look at these people… baking wives into cakes, slicing up couples’ lungs, not even sparing ants… I find it quite extreme.”

Emperor Pingtou however appeared totally calm, “Since we’re here, let’s give it a try. I’ve never eaten human flesh in my life, ants… I haven’t eaten those either. Wonder how these Eastern ants taste. The Fish-Flavor Pork Strips– that fish must be very fragrant…”

While the two were talking, the Waiter shouted while serving, “Wife Cake, two servings!”

Then two plates of fluffy Wife Cake were brought up, “Enjoy your meal, esteemed guests.”

Old Hyena glanced at the Wife Cake, and seeing that no one was watching, he quickly grabbed one to check, “Let’s see how finely chopped up this wife is.”

But when he tore it open, it turned out to be sugar inside. He shredded the cake and didn’t even see a piece of meat.

Old Hyena immediately became unhappy, slammed the table, and stood up roaring, “Waiter, come here! How dare you deceive me?”

At that moment, the Waiter was just bringing the other dishes up, and upon hearing this, he set the dishes down while speaking aggrievedly, “Honored guest, what do you mean by that?”

Old Hyena pointed at the shredded Wife Cake on the table, “This Wife Cake is fake! I tore up the cake and didn’t see a single piece of wife meat, and you say you’re not deceiving me?”

The Waiter, laughing through his tears, said, “Honored guest, this Wife Cake is called Wife Cake, but it doesn’t actually contain a wife.”

Old Hyena, grinning maliciously, scoffed, “Nonsense! If there is no wife in the Wife Cake, why call it Wife Cake? Are you telling me the Fish-Flavor Pork Strips don’t contain fish either?”

The Waiter nodded very seriously, “Fish-Flavor Pork Strips indeed do not contain fish.”

Emperor Pingtou leaned over to take a closer look and muttered, “Indeed, there’s no fish!”

Old Hyena said, “Then your Ants Climbing Trees must at least have ants, right?”

The Waiter shook his head as if he was playing a tambourine, “Honored guest, how could Ants Climbing Trees possibly have ants? Ants aren’t even edible…”

Old Hyena quickly looked at the Ants Climbing Trees, and indeed, there were no ants.

Old Hyena then hurriedly looked at the last dish, Husband and Wife Lung Slices, and seeing there was meat, he pointed at the plate of meat and said, “Then how do you explain this? Husband and Wife Lung Slices have slices, aren’t you contradicting yourself here?”

The Waiter spoke painfully, “Honored guest, please look closely, that’s not lungs, those are slices of bull head skin, bull heart, bull tongue, bull stomach, and beef.”

Old Hyena peered closer, then slammed the table and said, “You fraud of a restaurant! We ordered Husband and Wife Lung Slices, Ants Climbing Trees, Wife Cake, Fish-Flavor Pork Strips, and you didn’t serve us any of those. Do you think we’re outsiders so you can trick us? Do you think we’re that easy to bully?”

The Waiter was almost crying, “Honored guest, these dishes are like this, you can take these dishes and ask anywhere else, who doesn’t know this is how these dishes are served? I can’t help it if they were named by the ancients.”

Emperor Pingtou also got angry, he had ordered four dishes, and the fish he wanted to eat wasn’t there, neither were the husband and wife’s lungs, nor was the wife, and in the end, there weren’t even any ants! He, too, felt cheated.

However, the Waiter was an NPC, and no matter how dissatisfied they were, they couldn’t do anything; acting against an NPC, the city guards would certainly intervene.

Even though Emperor Pingtou was powerful, he also couldn’t offend an NPC in the city.

So he slapped the table and said, “Forget it, we’re not eating.”

Emperor Pingtou wanted to leave, and Old Hyena quickly followed.

The Waiter immediately called out, “Honored guests, you haven’t settled the bill yet.”

Old Hyena wanted to skip paying, but seeing the patrolling soldiers in the distance, he reluctantly paid up and, still discontented, took the dishes to go.

“They say Tianxia people are cunning, I didn’t expect even the Tianxia NPCs to be so cunning! A meal, all fake!” Old Hyena muttered dejectedly.

Emperor Pingtou agreed deeply, “Humans are cunning, not one is good. Let’s not eat this stuff, we should look for that Rabbit instead, catch him and figure out the ‘I am God’ situation once we bring him back, and get ready to go back and strategize.

Once I unite the world, I’ll definitely make…”

“Make those who sell fake goods die?” Old Hyena interrupted.

Emperor Pingtou slapped him and said, “I want them to explain clearly what those two sticks were actually for.”

He was still caught up with that issue.

Leaving Vermilion Bird City, they headed straight for Newbie Village No. 1.

From afar, they could see a large flag planted on the Grand Canyon, with the flag displaying, “Newbie Village No. 1, welcome!”

Another large banner read, “The number one sect in the world, Confucian Sect, is explosively recruiting!”

At the entrance of the Grand Canyon, a table was set up, and behind the table sat a man with a banner in front of him that read, “Confucian Sect Registration Point!”

Without a second thought, Liu Fei definitely couldn’t have come up with such a bizarre idea; it must have been the brainchild of Old Wang and Cao Zhengchun next door.

Emperor Pingtou shook his head and said, “A truly powerful figure, would they need to recruit so flamboyantly?”

Old Hyena nodded in agreement, “Exactly, a real powerhouse, would the weaklings not fight tooth and nail to flock to them? It seems this Rabbit isn’t that impressive after all.”

Emperor Pingtou felt that made sense.

However, they had forgotten that their theory was based on the mindset of wild beasts, even if it referenced some human ideas, those were from Western players.

They didn’t understand the huge gap between the thought processes of Western and Eastern players.

Westerners operate on a bandit logic, if they can’t beat you they’ll be your underling, thrive when the going is good, and run their separate ways when not. If they get a chance, they’ll backstab you and take over as the boss.

Easterners are different; they value benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and trust and do not easily submit to anyone. Given that the game offers endless possibilities, why should I be your underling? Thirty years on the east bank and thirty years on the west; don’t bully the young and poor.

Although this poor youngster had been bullied by Rabbit for many years, he was stubborn.

Now certain that Rabbit was not that formidable, a cold gleam flashed in the eyes of Emperor Pingtou and Old Hyena.

Emperor Pingtou said, “That ‘I am God’, we still aren’t clear on his strength. Let’s go in first, confirm ‘I am God’ isn’t here, then decisively strike, subdue Rabbit with Thunder tactics, and leave immediately.”

Old Hyena said, “Rest assured, I’ll throw all my Black Witch curses on him, ensuring he won’t even be able to crawl.”

Emperor Pingtou nodded, confident in his strategist Old Hyena.

After all, he was from the Western and Southwest District’s number one hidden profession among Black Wizards, the Curse Wizard.

He had managed to kill the White-Headed Eagle Emperor, thanks in no small part to Old Hyena’s timely barrage of curses, which drastically reduced the Emperor’s strength, allowing for a successful takedown.

This was the reason he came to Huaxia with no one but Old Hyena.

After their discussion, they arrived at the entrance of Newbie Village Gate 1 and were about to go in when suddenly a burst of five-colored light flared up, blocking them with a bang.

“Mountain Protection Array?” Old Hyena was knowledgeable yet surprised, but he did not say anything out loud to avoid giving them away.

Emperor Pingtou was slightly surprised as well. It was then that the person behind the table called out, “Gentlemen, the Confucian Sect does not entertain non-disciples. Are you here for a purpose? If you want to apply for discipleship, just register here with me. Since the sect is currently full, you guys will have to wait on a waiting list until spots open up, at which point we will admit new members in order of application.

The registration fee is ten Gold Coins.”

Emperor Pingtou frowned and asked, “What if we don’t register?”

The man pointed toward the direction of Vermilion Bird City, “If you’re not registering, what are you doing here? Scram! Causing trouble!”

Instantly, Emperor Pingtou was enraged. It had been a very long time since anyone had dared speak to him in such a manner since he entered the game.

Old Hyena was also angered, but being a bit craftier, he whispered, “Your Majesty, we haven’t gotten a clear picture yet. Turning hostile now might scare Rabbit off first. Or it might draw out that ‘I am God’ ahead of time, creating more trouble. Maybe we should register first; it’s just a reservation, not like we’re actually becoming that Rabbit’s disciples.”

Although Emperor Pingtou was furious, he also understood this reasoning and nodded. Through gritted teeth, he said, “Fine…”

Old Hyena tossed over ten Gold Coins and said, “We’re registering; my name is Your Dad, and he is Your Grandpa.”

Having said that, Old Hyena chuckled smugly, feeling incredibly clever for having insulted the other party with his choice of names, venting some pent-up frustration.

Emperor Pingtou also looked at Old Hyena with a hint of approval.

The two watched as the middle-aged man looked dumbfounded and thought, “Let’s see how you address us now!”

Then they heard the middle-aged man, with an embarrassed expression, say, “Gentlemen, let me introduce myself; my name is Old Wang next door. The old gentleman spoke too quickly just now, and it wasn’t very clear. I just want to confirm with you.”

Old Hyena scoffed inside: “Confirm again? So you want me to take advantage of you again? These people from Tianxia really are foolish.”

Then they saw Old Wang next door look toward Old Hyena, pointing at Emperor Pingtou, “He’s your grandpa, right?”

Old Hyena was stunned on the spot, unable to laugh anymore. He really wanted to flip the table and strike, but the man’s words didn’t seem wrong…

Old Hyena, face red, turned to Emperor Pingtou, who was smiling since, though his subordinate had been tricked, he had become the other party’s grandfather, which somewhat made up for it.

Seeing Emperor Pingtou smile, Old Hyena knew he had to accept being a grandpa and nodded, “Yes…”

Then Old Wang next door pointed at him and asked Emperor Pingtou, “This is your dad, right?”

Emperor Pingtou’s face turned dark instantly, while Old Hyena broke out in a cold sweat and trembled. It was a deal to be the emperor’s grandson, but to be his father was practically a death sentence!