Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 391 - Chapter 391 Chapter 381 Rabbits Dont Eat Grass by Their Own

Chapter 391: Chapter 381 Rabbits Don’t Eat Grass by Their Own Burrow Chapter 391: Chapter 381 Rabbits Don’t Eat Grass by Their Own Burrow Yi Zheng didn’t bother with the details, grabbing whatever was available.

Then, Yi Zheng was speechless. While he had collected a significant amount of equipment, the only pieces that enhanced comprehension were accessories!

As for armor, helmets, masks, and weapons, none boosted comprehension.

Among the accessories, earrings were exclusively for female wild monsters.

Out of all the equipment Yi Zheng acquired, he could only use necklaces, rings, bracelets, and pendants–four types in total!

The highest-level piece he collected was an Epic-grade ring, which added a mere 3 points to his comprehension.

The other three types of equipment each only added 1 point of comprehension.

In total, this meant an increase of just 6 points in comprehension, and together with Yi Zheng’s pitiful base of 5 points, that made only 11 points.

The gap between that and the 30 points of comprehension needed to execute the Dugu Nine Swords was not small by any stretch.

Yi Zheng had also considered using the Wisdom Technique to simulate the Dugu Nine Swords, only to find that while the Wisdom Technique could replicate the moves, the Swordsmanship’s grade was far too superior, or perhaps such high-grade cultivation techniques were simply non-replicable by nature. As a result, he could only mimic the moves and couldn’t reproduce the true damage, nor could he mimic the effects of the move-breaking.

Without the true damage and the move-breaking effects, the Dugu Nine Swords were not even as useful as a Tier 4, Grade B Chongling Sword Technique.

Unable to find equipment that would further increase his comprehension, Yi Zheng shifted his focus to the big Bosses, not believing for a second that these Bosses wouldn’t have a piece or two of equipment that could boost his comprehension.

So, that very day, Yi Zheng grabbed a bottle of wine and walked out the door.

“Sect Master, you’re leaving again?” Liu Fei watched Yi Zheng’s retreating figure, asking with a tinge of distress.

Yi Zheng felt a bit embarrassed; it seemed like ever since Liu Fei arrived, he had often been an absentee manager.

“Look, a plane!” Yi Zheng suddenly pointed to the sky.

Liu Fei turned around to look, but by the time she turned back, Rabbit had already bolted, leaving only a silhouette in the distance. Yi Zheng’s voice carried from afar, “Sis, thanks for the hard work, I won’t go out anymore when I get back!”

Liu Fei responded dryly, “I’ll believe that when I see it…”

Nevertheless, Liu Fei was resilient and dedicated, not saying much and returning to manage the guild.

But soon enough, a bunch of pandas carrying a carriage whizzed past her, and then Zi Xing could be heard shouting, “Big Boss, wait for me!”

On the road out, Zi Xing curiously asked, “Big Boss, what are we going out for this time?”

Yi Zheng replied, “To chat with other wild monsters, see if I can borrow a couple of pieces of equipment that increase comprehension.”

“They’ll lend you some?” Zi Xing asked.

Yi Zheng’s face reddened, “What are you implying? Am I the kind of person who borrows and never returns?”

Zi Xing, Wild Boar, Tiger, Old First, Old Second… up to Old Ninth, Skeleton King, Zombie King, and a bunch of pandas collectively shook their heads.

Yi Zheng nodded with relief, just to hear them say in unison, “You’re not that kind of person, but you sure are that kind of Rabbit!”

Yi Zheng’s smile froze, cursing inwardly, “Damn it, no wonder all leaders’ chauffeurs are trusted insiders… Being together all the time, they know too much… It’s too clear to them.”

“Big Boss, why are you carrying that bottle of wine?” Zi Xing questioned again.

Yi Zheng looked into the distance, “When borrowing something, you gotta bring a gift, right? It’s no good to show up empty-handed.”

“But what if they don’t lend it to you? Then you’re carrying that wine for nothing, right?” Zi Xing commented.

Yi Zheng shook his head, “If they don’t lend it, I’ll smack them on the head with the wine bottle, so it won’t be for nothing.”

Zi Xing, Wild Boar, Tiger, and the others: “…”

Zi Xing said, “Big Boss, isn’t what we’re doing a bit dishonorable?”

Yi Zheng stated proudly, “I’m of the Evil Path!”

Zi Xing: “…”

“Big Boss, where are we heading to first?” Zi Xing inquired.

Yi Zheng looked around and said, “Rabbits don’t eat the grass around their burrows. Let’s start with that Goblin!”

Zi Xing commented, “But Big Boss, that’s right by our burrow!”

Yi Zheng replied, “Right, I’m going to remove some pests from the grass!”

Zi Xing: “…”

Over the past year or so, the King of Goblins had been living quite comfortably. As the players’ levels increased, they moved on to fight higher-level wild monsters farther away or venture into trial caves for cultivation.

His Level 11 becoming unattractive to most, the King of Goblins was left unbothered.

Now that he was no match for any player, he heartily adopted a policy of submission, becoming one of the most cowardly Bosses around within a hundred miles. He and his entire goblin family practiced professional smiles daily, bowing 90 degrees to greet any player they encountered.

They were always ready to help move things or give directions.

In fact, faced with such consistently smiling service, players found it hard to justify casually slaughtering a few for fun.

Life was undeniably leisurely for the King of Goblins; his days were spent strolling around, fishing, and farming, broadly returning to a pastoral life.

He had thought his actions were more than sufficient, that peace had been achieved, and no one would bully him again.

Laying down his hat, the King of Goblins shaded his eyes with his hand, gazing into the distance, and exclaimed, “Perfect!”

The next moment, the earth trembled, a hauntingly familiar feeling.

A strange sense of deja vu rose from the depths of his memory, and as his complexion gradually changed, when he saw a ball of flame burst from the woods, followed by a carriage drawn by imposing-looking pandas, the carriage topped with a one-stop shop for funeral entertainment services. Above them all were things he regrettably recognized, the King of Goblins turned tail and ran.

“Green-skinned freak, take one more step and I’ll kill you!” Yi Zheng shouted loudly.

The King of Goblins decisively stood in place, bowing at a 90-degree angle: “Master Rabbit, hello!”

Yi Zheng almost fell off Zi Xing’s head, hitting the King of Goblins on the head with a carrot: “Cursing me, huh? Who are you calling Master Rabbit!”

Before he could finish speaking, the King of Goblins collapsed with a bang and died!

“Damn! Died just like that? Faking it? I didn’t hit that hard!” Yi Zheng leaned over to take a look and, after checking, sure enough, he was stone dead.

Zi Xing said, “Boss, you’ve killed someone.”

“Shut up!” Yi Zheng yelled back, and Zi Xing shut his mouth.

The Skeleton King said, “Boss, your strength is too great now. That Level 11 Goblin has so few Attributes. Not to mention knocking him on the head with a carrot, you could blow away half his health with a sneeze. So, what now? Just wait?”

Yi Zheng said with a guilty conscience, “Wait for what? We’re on a tight schedule, let’s move on to the next stop!”

And then the flame chariot headed toward the distance.

Inside the Resurrection Space, the King of Goblins was wailing with snot and tears: “System, that Rabbit is simply inhumane, no wait, he’s not human to start with… Son of a b*tch, I didn’t even do anything and he hit me dead with a carrot on sight! Is that something a person does? Even rabbits should be reasonable, right? Bah…”

…

In the following days, the Wild Monsters around Newbie Village No. 1 truly suffered a calamity.

A rabbit carrying two bottles of alcohol visited around, trying to get chummy upon meeting others, offering drinks, speaking sweet words–you show him a bit of kindness, and he’d borrow Equipment. Once you took his stuff, you’d feel too embarrassed not to lend…

Those with more volatile temperaments who wouldn’t tolerate the rabbit, simply slammed the door shut and left it at, “Get lost, kid.”

Then the other party would kick the door open, hand over a bottle of alcohol, and thereafter, more than a million Rabbit Family Army would sweep through their territory, blocking the doorway for a whole month. They turned a 4th grade Big Boss into a little grunt of Level 11…

When the Rabbit left, he looked at the desolate prairie where not even a blade of grass remained and was brought to tears without tears to shed.

Afterward, everything went much smoother. When the outdoor Bosses saw the Rabbit, they either fled or proactively surrendered all their wealth.

The Rabbit was quite righteous–accepting it all.

For a time, as the Rabbit passed through, there were cries of grievances and curses everywhere.

Finally, after Yi Zheng finished sweeping through those Wild Monsters and bandit lairs, he set his sights on the major Sects.

The first stop, South Hengshan!

Yi Zheng stood at the entrance of the Sect, facing Mr. Mo who sat across the gate. Rabbit and old man eye to eye, Mr. Mo said with a wry smile, “Rabbit, what on earth do you want to do?”

Yi Zheng placed two bottles of alcohol at the entrance of the Sect, “Nothing much, just paying a visit to a friend.”

Mr. Mo rolled his eyes, thinking, “Who the hell is your friend in all of the world!”

Yi Zheng said, “Drink a cup?”

Mr. Mo shook his head, “I’ve quit drinking.”

Yi Zheng went “Oh,” then took out three cups, set them up on the steps, poured the alcohol, and lit three sticks of incense, “Then I’ll drink by myself.”

Mr. Mo’s face turned black.

He looked at the alcohol and three sticks of incense in front of him, then at the gate, and finally, at himself.

He bitterly imagined the scene from a distance, and with the door serving almost like a picture frame!

Paired with those three incense sticks and three cups of alcohol, the mood struck him instantly!

At that moment, the Rabbit started muttering, “Aye, I never had the chance to drink before; now that I’ve finally come, you can’t drink… I’ll drink on your behalf and spill one for you, let’s just consider that we’ve had a drink!”

After saying that, the Rabbit downed one cup and was about to pour another onto the ground.

Mr. Mo shot up like there were nails on his butt, “Rabbit rabbit rabbit… Rabbit, please don’t make a fuss. Can’t I just drink?”

Yi Zheng laughed, “How could I possibly? You’ve quit drinking…”

Mr. Mo’s face turned red, “Quit drinking for three minutes, that’s passed now, so I can drink.”

But this time, Mr. Mo absolutely refused to sit above and ran to drink beside Yi Zheng.

After drinking two cups, Mr. Mo said, “I understand why you’re here, but the items that can increase Comprehension are really scarce. Even our Sect only has one or two pieces.”

After speaking, Mr. Mo thought about it and handed his erhu over to Yi Zheng, “Temporarily, I’ll lend you this. When you play it, you can increase your own Comprehension by 2 points.”

Yi Zheng’s eyes lit up immediately, and he cupped his hands in gratitude, “I won’t say thank you for your great kindness; I’ll invite you for a drink later.”

Mr. Mo was about to say aren’t you inviting me for a drink right now?

And then he noticed that damned Rabbit carrying his erhu was almost out of sight…

As if fearing Mr. Mo would change his mind.

Mr. Mo sat there, feeling the cool breeze of the mountain, silently cursing in his mind, “That dead rabbit runs damn fast!”

…

The entire Hua Mountain Sect, along with their Sect Master Yue Buqun, stood at the Sect’s entrance, staring down at the Rabbit before them.

Yue Buqun’s mouth twitched uncontrollably, and he said through gritted teeth, “Rabbit, you… what are you here for?”

Yi Zheng said, “Nothing, just heard you were resurrected, wanted to say hi, and also to borrow some equipment to increase Comprehension.”