Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 388 - Chapter 388 Chapter 378 Theres a Girl Kuku

Chapter 388: Chapter 378: There’s a Girl Kuku Chapter 388: Chapter 378: There’s a Girl Kuku Demon Arrival, Ren Woxing’s Invincible Skill, could withstand attacks of 6th rank and below, invincible for 3 seconds.

Boom!

The Big Buddha Seal descended, and Ren Woxing was blasted away directly.

Although there was a huge gap in Attributes, all the Little Rabbits’ skills were 4th rank, naturally unable to break through the Demon Arrival’s Absolute Defense.

But it didn’t matter, a palm blast flew Ren Woxing, and the second rabbit was already swinging its Iron Fist and bombarding!

Boom!

Ren Woxing was blasted away again, followed by a kick from the second Big Rabbit, and Ren Woxing was kicked flying like a rubber ball…

Then came a barrage of attacks from Longswords, broadswords, iron rods, and various other Cultivation Techniques.

In three seconds, Ren Woxing endured a total of thirty strikes!

After thirty strikes, Demon Arrival shattered, and a giant foot descended from the skies, at the same time he saw that evil rabbit munching on a Carrot while saying to him, “Tell me, why did you provoke me?”

Boom!

The giant foot landed, and despite Ren Woxing’s full-strength resistance, the Shield around his body was still crushed by a foot!

Then his Blood Volume emptied, his body emitted the sound of breaking bones, he even heard the sound of his skull exploding, cells bursting…

“What the hell did I provoke? In such a short span of time, how did it become so terrifying?!” Ren Woxing wailed in his heart, filled with regret, but alas, there was no medicine for regret in this world.

With that kick, all players heard the system notification sound in their ears.

“Ding! Ren Woxing has been killed, the world mission will end in one Hour.”

“Ding! Since you did not engage with any players from the Sun and Moon Divine Sect throughout the mission, your Points are zero. If your Points are still zero when the mission ends, you will not participate in the reward distribution.”

…

Then came the widespread wailing!

“Damn it! I was just watching the show and forgot to kill!”

“Damn it, that old coot Ren Woxing just died like that?”

“Damn it, a 6th rank BOSS, can’t you hold on a bit? Go Berserk, go on a rampage, enter a Demonic State, huh? You died just like that? I haven’t even entered the battle yet!”

“Quit yapping, hurry up and slash a member of the Sun and Moon Divine Sect!”

Then all the players were at a loss, only to see the vast Black Wood Cliff, not to mention a complete member of the Sun and Moon Divine Sect, there wasn’t even a complete brick in sight!

Some wailed, “System, there’s a problem with this mission! Six billion players fighting five million NPCs was already crazy, but those rabbits come and clear the screen! We haven’t even seen what the NPCs of Sun and Moon Divine Sect look like, and they’re dead already! At least spawn a couple of mobs for us to kill, will you?”

Just then, Yi Zheng lazily pointed at Ren Yingying and Xiang Wentian, who had just been protected by Linghu Chong, and said, “Don’t say I didn’t remind you, there are still two!”

“Damn Rabbit!” Linghu Chong glared furiously.

Yi Zheng spread his hands and said, “Don’t look at me like that, I… I’m just a weak, helpless, yet incredibly warm-hearted Little Rabbit, you can call me Thunder Rabbit!”

Xiang Wentian, Ren Yingying, and Linghu Chong were about to curse when they saw countless pairs of eyes looking over at them.

The three of them changed color suddenly…

“Kill!” Someone shouted, and countless Carrots were thrown over.

The three of them had no energy to deal with the trouble-making rabbit everywhere and desperately defended against attacks coming from all directions.

Yi Zheng was sitting placidly on top of the Big Rabbit’s head, taking out a hot pot from his backpack, lighting it up, eating hot pot, humming a tune, drinking small wines, watching the big scene he had caused.

At that moment, Kuku came over, “Are you even living?”

Yi Zheng looked at Kuku, who had red eyes clearly from a big cry, and said, “Yeah, want some?”

Kuku clambered on top of the rabbit’s head unceremoniously and exclaimed, “Your rabbit head is so spacious, got any beef? I love beef the most.”

Yi Zheng took out a plate of beef and threw it into the pot, then asked, “You’re not joining in?”

Kuku shook her head and said, “My Auntie Mao is acting up.”

Yi Zheng turned to look, just in time to see a female Ghost clinging onto Xiang Wentian’s leg, biting onto him…

Yi Zheng was speechless, “How about, let your Auntie Mao come over and have a bite too?”

Kuku laughed, “That’s an Auntie Mao from the game that bites people, she doesn’t eat meat.”

Truth be told, Yi Zheng was quite curious about Kuku; her Hidden Profession was really… quite unique. Most people probably wouldn’t choose to reincarnate into it…

Yi Zheng curiously asked, “How come you reincarnated into such a profession?”

Kuku said, “Nothing much, I’ve had a low tearfulness threshold since I was a kid, so I also do the crying at funerals in reality. If someone’s having a funeral and the child can’t cry, I go help them cry. Not only do I earn money, but they also provide meals, and I can even take leftovers home. I think it’s pretty good…”

Yi Zheng tried not to laugh as he said, “Don’t your parents stop you?”

Kuku grabbed a big piece of beef and stuffed it into her mouth, then mumbled, “I don’t have parents, I’m an orphan.”

Yi Zheng felt a twinge in his heart and said, “Uh… I’m an orphan too.”

“Where’s your mom? Snatched by wolves or captured by humans?” Kuku asked boldly.

Yi Zheng was speechless. The way the other person spoke was somewhat infuriating, and clearly, Kuku had misunderstood Yi Zheng’s words. But Yi Zheng was too lazy to explain, and in fact, there was no way to explain.

Suddenly, the two orphans had much to talk about…

As the saying goes, not returning a question was impolite; since Kuku had asked such an infuriating question, Yi Zheng didn’t hold back either and directly asked, “When you cry at funerals, are you genuinely sad or just pretending?”

While eating, Kuku replied nonchalantly, “Of course I’m genuinely sad. Every time I cry, I think, why do you guys have parents and I don’t, and why do I still have to cry at your grave after you’re gone… You know that feeling? Anyway…”

“You should wipe your tears first.” Yi Zheng passed over a pack of tissues, because the girl had started crying again.

Then Kuku, while wiping her tears, continued to eat hot pot and drink alcohol in between, occasionally stopping to wipe her runny nose as she chatted with Yi Zheng, “How should I put it, I cry easily, but I don’t really hold onto things. I might be heartbroken when I cry, but the moment I finish counting my money after settling the bill, I’m incredibly happy.

I know what you’re trying to ask, and honestly, this profession is rather nice for me.”

Curious, Yi Zheng sipped his alcohol and asked, “How’s that?”

Kuku said with a smile, “In real life, when I get beaten, cursed, bullied, not paid my salary, or when I’m hungry, I have nowhere to cry to my parents.

Sometimes, when I’m really frustrated, I go and cry on someone else’s grave, it doesn’t matter whose, I just let it all out, and once I’ve had enough, I return home.

I remember this one time when I was venting my grievances on a grave, and it turned out that the grandsons and granddaughters of the deceased came to pay their respects…”

Yi Zheng asked, “And then what?”

Kuku said, embarrassed as she wiped her nose, “Then I scared those kids even more than I was crying. But one of the granddaughters was quite open-minded; she came over, kowtowed three times, and called me ‘great-grandma’… It was only later that I realized it was their great-grandmother’s grave.”

“Pfft… Hahaha…” Yi Zheng couldn’t help but laugh.

Kuku also laughed, “Ah, anyway, it’s much better in the game than outside.

Outside, no matter how sadly I cry, no one pities me, but it’s different here. After I cry, it’s like having real parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles all coming out to avenge me.

Truth be told, it was only after entering the game that I experienced the feeling of having relatives, even though they are just a bunch of ghost NPC, but the feeling is really good.”

Kuku’s smile was sweet and happy.

All of a sudden, Yi Zheng felt a pang of envy towards the girl, and for the first time, he really took a good look at Kuku.

Kuku was dressed in ancient mourning clothes, wrapped in sackcloth and filial piety bands; her skin was white and tender; her eyes were not large, but they naturally carried a touch of melancholy; the whole atmosphere around her was slightly gloomy, but if you looked closely, there was a sparkle in her eyes.

A person who lacked love but longed for it, she was merely deprived, but she never gave up hope.

Just then, a female ghost flew over, spitting as she flew and grumbling, “How many years since you washed those feet, such a stench! Don’t be sad, Kuku my dear niece, I bit off one of his legs for you, and now he’s been done in.”

Kuku quickly stood up, cooing, “Thanks, auntie!”

The female ghost chuckled, rubbing Kuku’s head happily and said, “From now on, whoever bullies you, just call me, and I’ll take care of them!”

Then the female ghost disappeared.

Yi Zheng smacked his lips; he was actually feeling a bit envious of Kuku.

Even though her family members were NPC ghosts, those ghosts seemed to genuinely dote on her as if she were their own kin.

Looking back at himself, Yi Zheng had been an orphan from a young age, and now he was still an orphan, without even a ghostly relative by his side.

Sighing, Yi Zheng looked towards the battlefield.

Xiang Wentian’s head was being held by Xun Long, and it seemed he was completely dead.

Linghu Chong, with a single sword, was using an endless sword light to protect Ren Yingying as they fled into the distance; just then, a burst of purple energy struck out, suddenly stabbing Linghu Chong in the back–Linghu Chong turned around, exclaiming in horror, “Master?!”

“Spawn of evil, won’t you surrender!” Yue Buqun shouted loudly.

As the man notoriously envious of his disciple, Yue Buqun was shouting about surrender, but his attack was full of killing intent, obviously determined to kill Linghu Chong.

Yi Zheng could understand Yue Buqun’s thoughts. With Zuo Lengchan dead and the Sun and Moon Divine Sect destroyed, this was the perfect opportunity for him to take control of the Five Mountains Sword Sect.

Now, all he lacked was a chance!

The chance had come. If he could kill Ren Yingying, the only remaining member of the Sun and Moon Divine Sect, in front of everyone, the position of the Alliance Hierarch of the Five Mountains Sword Sect would be secured.

For leadership, let alone killing Linghu Chong, he would do away with Linghu Chong’s whole family if needed.

Linghu Chong, sensing Yue Buqun’s murderous intent, was not about to give in; with the Breaking Sword Style, he broke Yue Buqun’s sword move, but Yue Buqun was cunning; once his move was countered, he immediately executed Chongling Sword.

This was a sword move created by Linghu Chong and his first love, Yue Buqun’s daughter Yue Lingshan.

After they broke up, Linghu Chong still had her on his mind.

Now, reminded of her by the sword move, he momentarily lost focus.

Seizing the moment, Yue Buqun slashed off one of Linghu Chong’s arms!

“Ah!”

Linghu Chong cried out in pain as he retreated, and Yue Buqun pressed on, thrusting at Linghu Chong’s throat, seizing the chance to kill him.

Seeing this, everyone was shocked–Yue Buqun’s shamelessness knew no bounds!