Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 385 - Chapter 385 Chapter 375 Go for it Middle-aged Man

Chapter 385: Chapter 375: Go for it, Middle-aged Man! Chapter 385: Chapter 375: Go for it, Middle-aged Man! Yi Zheng was stunned, Zi Xing wasn’t happy, and Tiger was even less pleased. As the coachman, Skeleton King was incredibly displeased, and then Zombie King spoke up, “Who the hell are you? Who do you think you’re talking to?”

Everyone was taken aback; they hadn’t expected the notoriously inarticulate Zombie King to curse someone out first.

The other party was also taken aback, clearly not anticipating that someone from a mere fourth-tier sect would dare to talk back to someone from a sixth-tier sect.

That person turned around unhappily, and everyone got a clear look at his face.

It was a tall, thin man dressed in a red robe with black patterns, which made him look noble and quite conspicuous in the crowd.

His eyes were gloomy and cold, with a trace of disdain amid the ferocity.

Still, out of respect for his own image, he clasped his hands together and said, “Five Mountains Sword Sect, Sect Leader of Songshan Sect, Zuo Lengchan!”

Zombie King wanted to say something, but Yi Zheng laughed. In the original story, Zuo Lengchan was indeed a character, highly skilled in martial arts and intelligent. Upon learning that Ren Woxing had mastered the Absorption Star Technique, he immediately created two martial arts techniques. One was the Nameless Inner Power that could conceal one’s inner strength, rendering the Absorption Star Technique ineffective;

And the other was Ice Cold True Qi. Once someone absorbed it, it could freeze the aggressor’s meridians, effectively countering the Absorption Star Technique.

To create two techniques that could counter a fourth-tier S-class Cultivation Technique in a short period of time, Zuo Lengchan’s martial arts cultivation could be said to be truly astonishing.

However, his end was pretty miserable.

Yi Zheng felt it unnecessary to be petty with an unlucky guy, especially since he had his eye on the other’s techniques.

Since they were ostensibly on the same side, Yi Zheng couldn’t well stab him in the back.

But if Ren Woxing were to kill him, and Yi Zheng happened to help collect his body, it wouldn’t be too much to extract a little bit of his technique as a service fee, right?

As the saying goes, a dog-eat-dog world leaves one with a mouthful of fur, and what’s more, there is dog meat to be had afterward. Naturally, Yi Zheng was more than happy to watch the show from the sidelines.

Thus, Yi Zheng said with a smile, “So it’s Alliance Leader Zuo, my apologies. Since you’re here to kill Ren Woxing, there’s certainly no need for me to get involved. Rest assured, you go ahead, and I absolutely won’t lift a finger! I’ll just watch and learn.”

Initially, Zuo Lengchan was quite annoyed with Yi Zheng, but when Yi Zheng called him Alliance Leader Zuo, he immediately smiled and clasped his hands, “Brother Rabbit, such words mustn’t be spoken lightly. The Five Mountains Sword Sects are only a verbal alliance for now, an Alliance Hierarch has not yet been elected.”

Yi Zheng suddenly realized he had spoken too soon, no wonder the guy was so happy.

Yi Zheng quickly said, “Alliance Leader Zuo is talented and capable; becoming the Alliance Hierarch is inevitable.”

After a round of flattery, Zuo Lengchan’s gaze towards Yi Zheng became friendlier and more agreeable…

But Ren Woxing couldn’t wait any longer, “Zuo Lengchan, this is a matter between me and Rabbit. Get lost!”

One moment he was being praised and buttered up by Rabbit, and the next he was being told to scram. Zuo Lengchan couldn’t possibly tolerate such a drastic turn of events, so he turned around angrily and retorted, “Ren Woxing! Don’t be presumptuous. Today the Five Mountains Sword Sects have come together; your end has come!”

Ren Woxing laughed loudly, “You think you rotten fish and shrimp are worthy?”

“Damn, he just called you rotten fish and shrimp? Alliance Leader Zuo, that’s too much, I definitely couldn’t put up with it. Brothers, can you tolerate this?” Yi Zheng turned and asked.

The million-plus Confucian Disciples, though impulsive, were equally ruthless, so they started shouting, “Can’t tolerate it!”

Zi Gong shouted, “If it were me, I’d knock the shit out of him!”

Zi Lu exclaimed, “If it were me, I’d punch the piss back into him!”

Zi Xing yelled, “If it were me, I’d knock his head into a cesspool!”

The rabbits collectively cried out, “If it were me, I’d beat him into the cesspool!”

The Confucian Disciples roared in unison, “If it were me, I’d turn him into a cesspool!”

Yi Zheng immediately leaned over to Zuo Lengchan and said, “Alliance Leader Zuo, as the saying goes: ‘To be prepared is to be successful; unprepared spells failure.’ If not now, then when?”

Alliance Leader Zuo frowned, “Don’t your words seem out of place here?”

Yi Zheng clapped Zi Xing on the head, and Zi Xing shouted, “How is it out of place? You just didn’t understand, right?”

Zi Lu, the genius, immediately explained, “It means: In a fight, if you hesitate, the opponent will stand up. If you strike without hesitation, you can incapacitate them right away. What are you waiting for?”

Zuo Lengchan felt he was being played and couldn’t help asking, “Is that really the interpretation of this saying?”

He saw rabbits, chickens, snakes, and all sorts of animals collectively nodding, all in unison, with sincere looks in their eyes, with no signs of any issues.

Zuo Lengchan was a bit dumbfounded, so he turned to Rabbit and asked, “This… who said these words?”

Yi Zheng didn’t speak, but the million-plus Confucian Disciples shouted, “Of course, it was Kongzi!”

Zuo Lengchan was confused, “Kongzi?”

Yi Zheng immediately disagreed, “The Kongzi of dinosaurs. He’s our Rabbit family’s Confucian ancestor. But that’s not important. What I want to know is, can you swallow this insult?”

Zuo Lengchan snapped back to reality. In front of a million-plus Confucian Disciples, as well as the Five Mountains Sword Sect disciples who continued to arrive, and countless players, even if he could swallow the insult, he couldn’t at that moment, and he roared, “I can’t swallow it!”

Yi Zheng patted his back, “Then what are you waiting for? Go for it, middle-aged man! I’m rooting for you!”

Then Zuo Lengchan was pushed out by Yi Zheng.

Ren Woxing, who had long been unable to contain his rage and was eager to kill, saw Zuo Lengchan advance a few steps. He didn’t care whether Zuo Lengchan was pushed or not. All he wanted was to kill!

So Ren Woxing soared into the air and sent a palm strike thundering towards Zuo Lengchan.

Seeing Ren Woxing coming to kill him, Zuo Lengchan had no time for further thought. He thrust with his sword, executing the Songshan Seventeen Strokes Swordsmanship, which was unpredictable in its alternating speeds.

If it had been an ordinary opponent, they would surely have been fooled. However, Ren Woxing, who was well-versed in the strengths of various styles, saw through the sword technique at a glance. No matter how it changed, he just sent a domineering and overpowering palm strike straight through!

With a booming sound, the sword in Zuo Lengchan’s hand was sent flying, and he stumbled backward in retreat.

Zuo Lengchan was terrified. The strength of the opponent’s palm strike was truly frightening; he had underestimated the enemy! Just as Zuo Lengchan was wondering whether or not to call for help, Rabbit grabbed him from behind and asked, “How are you? Can you still stand up?”

Meanwhile, Rabbit’s eight arms extended, with some handing over a towel to wipe the sweat from his forehead, and another handing him a bowl of water, “Drink up!”

Zuo Lengchan, stupefied by Rabbit’s concerned gaze and the perfectly executed care, took a sip subconsciously, then furrowed his brow and said, “This tastes a bit off.”

Yi Zheng said, “Saline solution, for replenishing bodily fluids… Don’t mind those pointless details. He’s coming to kill you, get ready to fight!”

Yi Zheng then pushed Zuo Lengchan forward again, then turned around, squinting his eyes and lowering the bowl, whistling, “Shh… damn, I’m drained, got nothing left! Who’s got some?”

“I do!” Wild Boar and Zi Xing called out in response.

…

Zuo Lengchan had no idea what was happening behind him because he was facing Ren Woxing again.

The power of Ren Woxing’s palm strikes was brutal and overbearing, wide-ranging, and exerting great force. With each palm strike, it was like collapsing mountains and overturning seas, terrifyingly powerful.

Overwhelmed, Zuo Lengchan had to focus all his energy on the fight. He summoned his Longsword from afar and immediately launched into the Songshan Swordsmanship. In that moment, Songshan’s sword moves like Ancient Dragon, Green Layering, Heavenly Pond, the Dragon Beyond the Sky, Straightforward, and All Mountains Bow Before the Sect Leader were executed in rapid succession. This Swordsmanship, honed and polished over many years, was touted as the number one sword technique among the Five Mountains.

Finally, this sword strike burst forth with supreme power, and after a dozen exchanges with Ren Woxing, it was smacked back by a slap.

However, Ren Woxing was also forced to retreat.

Zuo Lengchan, feeling the overpowering strength of the opponent and the trembling in his hands, knew the terror of his adversary and once again considered calling for backup.

He planned to use the momentum from the strike to withdraw from the range of combat, create some distance, and call for reinforcements.

Instead, a small hand grabbed him as he retreated, a Rabbit head came close, and a basin of water was poured over his head. As he opened his mouth, a bowl of water was poured in, and then his face was quickly rubbed with a towel, leaving no chance for him to speak.

After pulling off the towel, a Rabbit head moved closer: “Feeling better? Feeling cool?”

Although something seemed off, Zuo Lengchan, having just relaxed from the intense focus of battle, was still somewhat dazed and nodded subconsciously, “Comfortable…”

Yi Zheng said, “Alliance Leader Zuo is impressive, to fight Ren Woxing to a standstill all by yourself. If it were me, I would’ve called for a group beating. But you, Alliance Leader Zuo, are extraordinary. You would never stoop to do something so underhanded as I would.

Let’s bet, can you still fight?

If you really can’t go on, should I call for backup?”

Zi Xing stepped forward, “Alliance Leader Zuo, if you’re not up to it, let us call for help, okay? It won’t count as you asking for it, no shame in that.”

Wild Boar asked, “Alliance Leader Zuo, are you not holding up?”

Tiger asked, “Is Alliance Leader Zuo truly not able?”

Skeleton King asked, “Alliance Leader Zuo, are you capable or not?”

Being asked by a crowd of Rabbits, Chickens, Pigs, and Tigers, any person who cared about their reputation would fight for that breath of pride, especially someone like Zuo Lengchan who valued his face greatly?

Zuo Lengchan immediately replied, “Of course I am!”

No sooner had he spoken than a Giant Power pushed him out from behind, and a voice came from behind: “Then get back into the fight, middle-aged man. I’m rooting for you!”

Zuo Lengchan felt as though he had been tricked, but reality didn’t give him time to ponder.

Because Ren Woxing was attacking again!

The Rabbit quickly turned away, and then Zi Xing said, “Boss, I’ve run dry, even whistling won’t help. My bladder’s empty…”

Yi Zheng looked at Wild Boar, who shook his head, and then Yi Zheng turned to the others.

The others said with bitter smiles, “Boss, you shouldn’t have poured the whole bucket earlier. We’re really out.”

Yi Zheng turned to Zombie King, who said, “Muscles are locked, no pee.”

Yi Zheng looked at Skeleton King, who said with a cry in his voice, “Boss, I’d love to help you out, but I just don’t have the equipment!”

Tiger said, “I’ve still got a bit, but you guys have to lend a hand.”

Yi Zheng: “Shh…”

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