Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 375 - Chapter 375 Chapter 365 Go Eat Shit

Chapter 375: Chapter 365 Go Eat Shit! Chapter 375: Chapter 365 Go Eat Shit! Meanwhile, the flock of Bomb Chickens in the sky also began to drop copious amounts of carrots…

Wherever the Bomb Chickens went, clouds of carrots rose up in patches like a broom sweeping the ground, clearing away players from the Qianyuan Continent as they passed.

Finally, the Rabbits landed on the ground and started to slap wildly in all directions with the large leather shoes in their hands!

Eighty percent of the realism was conveyed with a slap of the shoe, causing many players to cry out in pain on the spot, turning the battle formation into instant chaos.

No matter how Nangong Wei shouted or commanded, it was completely useless!

An army of a million players, after being crashed into by an army of 1.44 million from the Confucian Sect, nearly every Qianyuan Continent player was facing a dozen Rabbits! It wasn’t that there were so many Rabbits, but these fellows were extremely adept at ganging up, with several always ready to join in with sneak attacks during a fight…

In an instant, over half a million players were killed!

By the time Li Xuantian and the others realized something was amiss, the formation was already gone.

The seven Protectors, who had just increased their attributes by sevenfold and had overwhelming power, were now dumbfounded, as their boosted attributes disappeared in the next moment.

Especially the Protector of the Chilian Venerable, who had just roared at Yi Zheng. His roar was still echoing in the distant mountains, but his strength was gone!

Yi Zheng looked at him lazily, “Did you just call me?”

The other party swallowed hard, “Uh… Rabbit, it was a misunderstanding. I admit my voice was a bit loud just now, but…”

“But nothing, damn it! Anyone who laid a hand on me today is going to die!” Yi Zheng cursed, and then charged forward with his knife.

The Protector of the Chilian Venerable ran away in disbelief under everyone’s gaze!

That’s right, a fifth-tier Protector actually fled from a fourth-tier Rabbit!

The other Protectors came back to their senses and roared with fury, “Rabbit, don’t be so arrogant!”

Yi Zheng looked back fiercely, and the six men simultaneously clammed up.

Yi Zheng tilted his head, “Line up for me, I’ll slaughter you one by one later!”

The six became furious, feeling like they were being treated like chickens to be slaughtered!

Who could stand this?

“Let’s fight him with all we’ve got!” someone shouted.

Everyone nodded at the same time and then made their moves, various cultivation techniques launching towards Yi Zheng.

Yi Zheng, facing attacks from ten people, was still able to put up a fight, so what was there to fear with seven joining forces?

Two heads controlled six arms to block the attacks of six people, and not bothering with anything else, they used invincible divine skills in rotation, unaffected by the bombardment from the six opponents, not suffering any damage.

Looking at the Protector of the Chilian Venerable, he was instantly turned by Yi Zheng into a bizarre figure clad in animal skins, with a chicken in his left hand, a duck in his right, and a patch of grass on his head, all covered in shiny green, thanks to All Things and Stealing the Sun and Moon!

“Die, Rabbit! I’ll fight you to the death!” exclaimed the Protector of the Chilian Venerable, feeling incredibly aggrieved. He retaliated in anger, triggering his Defective Attribute.

All his equipment went haywire: Self-Harm, Counterattack, Blindness, Slowness, Weakness…

All attributes activated at once, and before he could even attack, he was already collapsing. Yi Zheng strode forward and chopped off his head.

Having slain this person, Yi Zheng looked towards the few Protectors who were still ferociously attacking the Light Guardian and smiled, “Who’s next?”

The six Protectors felt a wave of despair…

From a distance, Li Xuantian and the others saw this scene, feeling a sense of sinking in their hearts.

The Rabbits were strong, but this was outrageously so!

Even the Protectors couldn’t suppress this Rabbit…

However, Li Xuantian remained unmoved, just calmly watching the battle unfold before him. As the million-strong army neared annihilation, his eyes became colder and more piercing.

Chilian Venerable and the others remained silent, quietly watching.

As if the deaths had nothing to do with them.

“To kill this Rabbit, rest in peace,” Li Xuantian said softly, looking at the last fallen player.

Li Xuantian then took out a black statue, bit his finger to drip blood on it, and threw it to the ground, “Sacrificing a million souls, summoning the Demon Ancestor, Ghost Qiandao!”

Boom!

A loud noise erupted, and at the same time the black statue emitted a seductive blood light. The blood from the ground converged, and strands of departing souls also gathered, with red representing blood and black representing the souls. Both streams ultimately converged on the black statue.

The Rabbits around curiously peered over, then crowded forward to look at the bizarre statue.

“What’s this?” one Rabbit asked.

Zi Gong replied, “I don’t know.”

One Rabbit inquired, “What should we do?”

Zi Gong looked at Zi Lu, then both Rabbits spoke in unison, “Pee on it!”

After that, the Rabbits around immediately dropped their trousers and unleashed a barrage at the black statue!

From a distance, Li Xuantian and the others watched this unfold, their faces turning pitch black as they cursed inwardly, “These fucking stupid Rabbits!”

At the same time, a roar came from the statue, “You fucking stupid Rabbits, how dare you do this to your ancestor? You… You’re asking for shit!”

Zi Lu was stunned, “Holy shit, there’s movement inside!”

Zi Gong exclaimed in shock, “It sounds like he’s saying he wants to shit!”

Zi Lu said, “I pee on his face, and he still wants shit? He’s getting a bit greedy!”

The voice inside the statue sounded again: “Nonsense! What I said was I want to ‘die’! I want to ‘die’! Not shit!”

Zi Gong mused, “This is the first time I’ve encountered someone making such a request. That yellow dog back in the east end of the village eats shit too, but it does it secretly, not ostentatiously like this, as if it wants the whole world to know it wants shit.”

“Forget it, he’s shouting so loudly and seems so desperate, let’s just satisfy him!” Zi Lu said.

So the rabbits collectively dropped their pants and took turns shitting on him!

The statue looked up at the big buttocks crammed above its head and roared, “You want to shit on me?!”

Zi Gong snapped impatiently, “Stop fucking shouting! We know you want to ‘shit,’ we’re doing it right now! We’re not competing with you!”

“I…” So enraged, the statue was rendered speechless.

“Pfft!”

The players in the live broadcast were stunned, and then someone couldn’t hold back and erupted in laughter.

Wu’er laughed and said, “He probably meant to say he wants to die, right? That’s quite the tongue slip!”

Elder Yao lamented with a wry smile, “Who would’ve thought, a Demon Ancestor getting called big-tongued!”

“And because of that big tongue, got shat on…”

A chorus of bitter laughter filled the scene.

From afar, Li Xuantian and others were shocked to the point their jaws might have dropped, their hearts were a mix of feelings. They thought that the Demon Ancestor’s appearance would be an imposing one, but instead, he got pissed and pooped on!

Li Xuantian cursed loudly, “Stop it, you damn rabbits!”

And then Li Xuantian and his group charged forward.

Seeing more attackers coming, the rabbits shouted, “Brothers, let’s get ’em!”

Then the rabbit army instantly assembled. One of the rabbit’s attributes was that the more of them there were, the stronger they became.

Each one pulled out a submachine gun and squeezed the trigger at Li Xuantian’s approaching group, and in the next moment, a torrent of carrots poured down like a rainstorm.

Li Xuantian and others didn’t take it seriously at first, but when the carrots exploded in dense numbers, they too were frightened.

A single rabbit’s Attack Power wasn’t high, but increased fourfold, each one boasted seven to eight hundred thousand in Attribute!

A million rabbits, firing simultaneously, five carrots per second, the accumulation of many leading to a qualitative change.

Li Xuantian and his group were bombarded into an utter mess on first impact, barely managing to save their lives by hastily using their trump cards, inwardly exclaiming, “This is too insane!”

“Use long-range tactics!” Li Xuantian shouted.

But only when their attacks reached the rabbits did they realize just how absurd the rabbits were!

The rabbits were thick-skinned and resilient, whatever moves they used, they couldn’t kill the rabbits instantly!

At most they got blasted away, only to get back up, nibble on a couple of carrots, and resurrect with full health.

Watching this group of hopping lunatics, Li Xuantian and others cursed internally. They realized how mad the idea of invading the rabbit continent was. Not to mention other factors, just the existence of these rabbits almost guaranteed their failure to invade Rabbit Continent.

They didn’t know the name Earth Continent, so they named it Rabbit Continent.

While Li Xuantian and others were protecting the statue, the entity inside roared angrily, “Pee on me, shit on me, you rabbits, deserve to die!”

“Stop fucking screaming! We’re fighting here, no time to shit! Wait a moment!” Zi Lu cursed back.

The statue was so furious it cracked on the spot…

Li Xuantian’s face changed dramatically as he shouted, “Ancestor, you haven’t finished absorbing all the blood and souls! If you come out now, your power will be incomplete!”

“I can’t wait any longer, this indignation I cannot swallow! Seventy percent strength is enough to kill the shit out of them!” Ghost Qiandao roared as the statue completely blasted apart, and then a cloud of black mist soared into the sky, turning into an old man with white hair and black robes in mid-air.

The old man stood in the sky, his eyes glaring intently at the rabbits below.

A terrifying aura spread out, overwhelming like a tsunami. A violent storm arose, earth and stones flew about, his aura even causing changes in the heavens and earth, as fearsome as that.

The audience in the live stream cried out together, “Is this even human?”

“This… This must be a true sixth-order monster! Not something that those Protectors who forcibly increased their strength can compare to.”

“The celestial phenomena are changing because of his commanding breath, it’s terrifying.”

“Rabbits, you can’t possibly turn this around now, right? After all, you’re only a fourth-order being!” someone growled.

Elder Yao looked to Monk Wu’er, who said, “I feel…”

Then Wu’er glanced toward I Am Divine.

I Am Divine still had his arms crossed, looking at them as if they were trash, then he turned his trash-like gaze to the eight Protectors in the beam of light and commented, “You see his Divine Power as boundless, but in my eyes, he’s just posturing! Boss Rabbit, blow him away in seconds.”

While saying this, even I Am Divine was somewhat uneasy. Outpacing by one rank in combat was already terrifying, and now the rabbit was directly leaping two ranks. Was that even possible?

Moreover, they were outnumbered by the opposition.

There was a group of fourth-order true disciples eyeing them hungrily.

Rabbit, this is tough…

However, I Am Divine’s acting remained invincible. With his invincible posture, he gave Wu’er, Elder Yao, and the others confidence once more, ready to keep watching for a while longer.

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