Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 366 - Chapter 366 Chapter 356 Marching to Kill Li Xuantian

Chapter 366: Chapter 356: Marching to Kill Li Xuantian Chapter 366: Chapter 356: Marching to Kill Li Xuantian Everyone turned at the sound, only to see a rabbit standing at the entrance, clad in a black robe, donning sunglasses, a thick gold chain around its neck, and a carrot clamped in its mouth!

To its left stood Madman Yang, and on its right, the coffin-carrying, incredibly robust I Am God.

Upon seeing this, Elder Yao burst out cursing, “Damn it, I knew this grandson would sell us out! Madman Yang, you’re such a scumbag!”

Monk Bu’er was about to curse as well…

Madman Yang said, “Everyone! Boss Rabbit isn’t here to kill you.”

The curses Monk Bu’er had at the tip of his tongue got stuck in his throat.

Elder Yao asked in astonishment, “Not to kill us? Then what are you…”

I Am God said, “Our boss wants to have a chat with you all!”

“Chat? Chat about what? What do we have to chat about?” Monk Bu’er said.

Yi Zheng took the carrot out of his mouth and said with a smile, “I’d like to persuade everyone to become my underlings.”

“Become your underlings?! Who do you think we are?! No way!” Elder Yao was the first to jump out and retort, the others nodding in agreement.

“Boss Rabbit, it’s just you. What makes you think we would become your underlings?”

“Two years ago, you were rampant, and though you’re strong now after two years, we’re not too shabby either!”

“There are more than a dozen of us here. Do you think you can win?”

A crowd was clamoring.

Yi Zheng said with a smile, “Don’t get heated, okay? How about we sit down and talk slowly?”

“No way!” the crowd refused.

Yi Zheng rubbed his temples with a troubled expression, “Are you saying you’re rejecting me?”

“Rejecting!” the crowd shouted in unison.

Yi Zheng sighed, “A rejection is a rejection, then. I’m the last person who likes to coerce someone against their will.”

The crowd was ready for battle and never expected the rabbit to say such a thing. They glanced at each other, each seeing relief in the others’ eyes.

Yi Zheng waved his hand.

I Am God and Madman Yang both stepped back and pulled the doors closed with a bang.

Then, Elder Yao’s startled voice could be heard from inside, “Boss Rabbit, what are you doing? Madman Yang, why are you closing the door? Open the door!”

“Open the door!”

“Boss Rabbit, didn’t you say you wouldn’t coerce anyone? Are you going back on your word?”

…

Then they heard Boss Rabbit say leisurely, “Indeed, I would never coerce anyone. What I’m best at is winning people over with virtue! Allow me to introduce to you all, this carrot in my hand, its name is… ‘Virtue’!”

The next moment, a cacophony of banging sounds was relentless.

“It’s just a carrot; let’s take him on together!”

“Damn, this carrot is so hard!”

“Ouch, ouch, ouch… Why does being hit with this carrot hurt so much?”

“My leg!”

“Not the face!”

“Ow… stop him; stop him!”

…

Listening to the screams inside, Madman Yang asked I Am God with some worry, “We’re not going to kill them, right?”

I Am God replied, “No worries, they’re pretty tough; they should last a while.”

Five minutes later.

“Help! Help… stop hitting me, Boss Rabbit, stop!” Elder Yao’s shouts came through.

Then they hear Boss Rabbit say, “Who’s hitting you? I’m winning you over with virtue! Now I ask you, are you convinced or not?”

“I’m not convinced!” Monk Bu’er shouted.

Then the thudding sound of woodblocks being hit ensued, clearly indicating Monk Bu’er’s bald head was under assault.

Soon after, Monk Bu’er cried out, “Convinced, convinced… stop hitting me, I’ve got bumps all over my head…”

“Amitabha, even The Buddha has a head full of bumps, do you like the hairstyle I’ve given you?” Boss Rabbit said.

Monk Bu’er, with a sobbing voice, replied, “Satisfied, very satisfied…”

Hearing these noises, Madman Yang secretly rejoiced that he had sworn loyalty early, otherwise he would definitely have been one of those being ‘convinced with virtue’ right now.

Another five minutes passed.

A room full of people lay on the ground, and a rabbit standing on top of a table, wielding a large carrot, its red eyes sweeping around like the eyes of a demon, “Gentlemen, does anyone else remain unconvinced?”

“Convinced, convinced… totally convinced!” the crowd hurriedly shouted.

This time they were truly convinced, hearts and voices in unison, not just afraid of being hit.

In fact, just now, Boss Rabbit genuinely convinced them–he had surpassed their comprehension with his methods!

Elder Yao had used all sorts of poisons, but the rabbit seemed immune to all poisons, making Elder Yao’s fourth-stage Poison Technique nearly useless.

You wield a knife, he wields a knife, yet the carrot still knocks people to the ground with a single blow.

You resort to a sword, he matches with a sword, faster and more furious than you, simply irresistible!

“You use hidden weapons, he uses hidden weapons too, you throw however many, he catches them all, and then throws them back…”

“You use Fist Technique, he uses Fist Technique, you use Palm Technique, he uses Palm Technique, almost as if you were being crushed in your own area of expertise!”

It could be said that in just a short while, Rabbit displayed his extravagant Skill tree, an almost omnipotent way of fighting, and truly convinced the crowd.

Most importantly, this Rabbit doesn’t hit hard, but he’s too cunning!

Every move targets the vitals, and those hits really hurt, unbearable indeed.

Seeing that the crowd conceded, Yi Zheng then put away the Carrot, sat on the table, and spoke calmly, “Look at you guys, I said from the start we should just sit down and talk, but you wouldn’t. You just had to force me to convince you with virtue, sigh… Get up, shall we talk?”

The crowd quickly scrambled up and gathered honestly around him.

Looking at the people before him, Yi Zheng said, “Gentlemen, do you want to be the boss?”

Elder Yao forced a smile and said, “Rabbit, stop teasing us with impossible dreams. Just tell us what you want us to do… If it’s to go to war with Li Xuantian, you’re giving us too much credit. Sure, we harbor thoughts of replacing him, but currently, our strength doesn’t allow that. We can, at most, cheer you on and show some support.”

Yi Zheng laughed, “What do you think I’m making you do?”

Elder Yao and the others were stunned, “You really only want us to cheer and lend our support?”

At this moment, I Am God and Madman Yang walked in. I Am God said disdainfully, “What use are you scraps? What can you really do if you go into battle? Get yourselves killed?”

Although Elder Yao and the others were dissatisfied inwardly, they had to admit it was the truth.

Yi Zheng said, “What you need to do is simple, after I start my battle with Li Xuantian, take over the territory he controls. Then, just support me in public opinion.”

The crowd hesitated slightly, as the task seemed simple, but if Rabbit were to lose, they would be in big trouble.

Yi Zheng added, “You can wait and see, and act if it looks like I’m about to win. However, if I have already won and you still haven’t made a move…”

Yi Zheng placed the Carrot on the table, “Don’t say I won’t share the spoils of war with you later, I’ll get someone else to take over your territories too!”

Upon hearing this, the crowd shuddered, but after pondering Yi Zheng’s words, it seemed the risk wasn’t that big.

So, the crowd agreed, “No problem!”

However, Elder Yao still had some doubts, “Are you selling us out?”

Yi Zheng glanced at him and said, “Don’t worry, we’re too lazy to invade you. To put it another way, if I really did invade, would you not fight me just because you work for me?”

Elder Yao and the others kept quiet, which clearly meant they would fight.

But that wasn’t a concern, as Yi Zheng continued, “You guys are too chaotic, I can’t remember everyone’s name. When I’m not here, just listen to I Am God. Madman Yang will assist I Am God! My goal is not that big, just one thing, and that is to kill Li Xuantian!”

Just then, the expressions on Madman Yang and the others’ faces suddenly changed, followed by an exclamation, “Boss Rabbit, something has happened!”

Yi Zheng said, “Speak plainly, don’t keep saying there’s been an incident.”

Madman Yang articulated every word, “Li Xuantian has captured Miao Qiqi!”

Upon hearing this, Yi Zheng immediately erupted, “He’s still pursuing Miao Qiqi? What does she have to do with the issues between him and me? I gave him time to prepare, and he pulls this stunt?!”

Madman Yang said, “Li Xuantian just announced that he had let Miao Qiqi go, but she killed members of the Xuantian Gang, so he had no choice but to take action and capture her again.”

Even a fool wouldn’t believe that.

But nobody could prove that Miao Qiqi didn’t kill someone, so his claim held ground.

Elder Yao said, “Rabbit, Li Xuantian intends to execute Miao Qiqi outside Xuanjiu City when the sun rises tomorrow! He even plans to expose her corpse for three days and nights! Clearly, he’s forcing you to go there before the sun rises tomorrow.”

Yi Zheng sneered, “No need to wait until tomorrow morning, I’m going right now!”

Just then, Madman Yang exclaimed, “It’s bad news, Li Xuantian has somehow managed to shut down all the major city’s Teleportation Arrays!”

I Am God cursed, “Damn it, he’s not just forcing us to show up–he’s waging psychological warfare! He tells us he will kill Miao Qiqi and then shuts down the Teleportation Arrays, clearly aiming to plunge us into guilt, knowing that a friend is in trouble yet powerless to help! This is mind chaos to the extreme… Killing the person and the heart, just like that!”

“What should we do, Boss Rabbit?” Old Medicine asked.

Turning his head, he found Rabbit had already disappeared.

But from afar, an angry roar could be heard: “Li Xuantian, you want to play, huh? Fine, I’ll play big with you! Tomorrow morning, I’ll twist off your head!”

“He’s not thinking of running there, is he? A two thousand kilometer straight-line distance, even if traveling, it would be several times more; six hours, how could he possibly make it?” Elder Yao said.

Although it was a question, everyone gave an affirmative look.

Two thousand kilometers in six hours, it was simply impossible!

Only I Am God, crossing his arms, said resolutely, “I believe in the boss!”

…

At this very moment, Yi Zheng was truly in a hurry.

He hadn’t spent much time with Miao Qiqi, but he had grown quite fond of this optimistic and cheerful girl, who never fought monsters and just ran daily tasks.

He remembered the night they went to Ordering Mountain, when he asked Miao Qiqi why her eyes shone at the sight of money.

Miao Qiqi’s answer was simple: “Because with money, I can go see a good doctor to cure my legs, then I’ll be able to cook and take care of my parents on my own.”

It was then that Yi Zheng learned that Miao Qiqi was paralyzed from the waist down in reality.

Yi Zheng couldn’t imagine how a person who had been bedridden since childhood could maintain such a sunny disposition, seemingly as happy as if she had found money every day. It was also then that he realized why Miao Qiqi loved to run so much, because only in the game could she run freely.

She wanted to run all the distances she hadn’t been able to run in the past ten-plus years in the game.

She was optimistic, sunny, and simple-minded, wanting nothing more than to run tasks every day and save money for her treatment.

Her relationship with Yi Zheng was nothing more than him posting tasks and her accepting them.

Why would anyone trouble her?

But Li Xuantian did, not just that, after Yi Zheng appeared, he captured her, wanting to squeeze out her last bit of value and disturb Yi Zheng’s peace of mind!

“Li Xuantian! So you want to mess with my mind, huh? You want to see me rage, right? Very well, then I shall show you rage!” Yi Zheng roared towards the sky, as he shot into the heavens!

“Transformation, Acceleration, Flying, Rapid, Air Striking Dash…” One skill after another was cast on himself, and Yi Zheng’s body lit up with various acceleration glows and auras, his speed increasing continuously, faster and faster, ever faster!

Ultimately, he turned into a streak of black lightning and disappeared into the night.