Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 344 - Chapter 344 Chapter 334 When a Slacker Meets a Mob Boss

Chapter 344: Chapter 334 When a Slacker Meets a Mob Boss Chapter 344: Chapter 334 When a Slacker Meets a Mob Boss Although I haven’t seen this Rabbit in over a year, out of the Huaxia Players, the majority may not have seen it, but there’s almost none who doesn’t recognize it.

“Rabbit, how come you’re here too?” Madman and the rest were surprised to see Rabbit and asked.

This is a player’s world quest–how did this NPC, or rather this Wild Monster end up here?

Yi Zheng waved his little hand and said, “Just looking at the excitement, is that not allowed?”

Who dares say it’s not?

The one in front of them is the number one military arms dealer in the Huaxia District; in future wars against players from other districts, and even against players from other continents, they’re relying on buying arms from him.

Even on a smaller scale, even if there’s no invasion, when fighting over territories among themselves, they still need to buy weapons, right?

So everyone laughed and said, “Of course you can, please feel free to.”

Yi Zheng nodded in satisfaction, then came up to I Am God and looking up, said, “Can we talk?”

I Am God nodded, and then Yi Zheng climbed onto I Am God’s shoulder, sat there, and asked, “How’s the thing I asked you to handle?”

In a low voice, I Am God said, “This past year I’ve traveled through most of Huaxia and found a total of eighteen Ancient Teleportation Arrays, twelve of which lead to places like the Western Region, Southern Region, and other areas on Earth.

There are also six that lead to the Qianyuan Continent. I didn’t dare to delve too deeply into the Qianyuan Continent for fear of being discovered and not being able to return, and also afraid that the other side might locate the Teleportation Array from where I emerged.

To my knowledge, they have already started to narrow down the search area. It looks like they’re getting some clues, and the Teleportation Array could be exposed at any moment.

We need to start preparing in advance.”

Yi Zheng nodded slightly; the pressure from the other side was so intense that he was eager to Upgrade, to integrate Cultivation Technique Skills and enhance his strength.

He had fought against masters from the Qianyuan Continent and could overwhelm them, but the game is just a game–nobody can be sure who might suddenly encounter a huge opportunity and see their strength skyrocket.

Without an absolutely overwhelming Power, Yi Zheng still very much desired stronger firepower.

Yet, Yi Zheng still held a trump card–Evil Bodhisattva.

Evil Bodhisattva was said to be capable of killing even fifth-tier opponents.

But regarding Evil Bodhisattva, Yi Zheng wasn’t confident; he didn’t dare to use the Divine Beast Level being given to him recklessly.

It’s already hard enough to fathom the thoughts of a Divine Beast Level existence, not to mention the mindset of a Divine Level woman?

Those are even more unfathomable.

Moreover, Yi Zheng had some little schemes that were not suitable for exposure to the Divine Beasts, so for safety’s sake, he would avoid using it if possible.

The others were unaware that I Am God was reporting to Yi Zheng, assuming that I Am God had summoned Rabbit instantly, which only increased their awe toward him.

Just then, a loud voice rang out, “Excuse me, excuse me… where is that Ren Woxing?”

As everyone turned toward the voice, they saw a group of pandas sauntering out from the Teleportation Array, and the leading panda instantly spotted Yi Zheng: “Oh! This rabbit looks quite plump!”

After saying that, he rushed in front of I Am God, grabbed Yi Zheng, and lifted him up.

In that moment, the air seemed to solidify, and a deathly silence fell.

Zhuangzhuang, still oblivious to having grabbed a ticking bomb, was actually happily pinching the face of the Rabbit in front of him and said, “Tsk tsk… so plump! Old Fifth, hold onto this. We’ll roast it when we get back! Old Second, put it on my tab. How much for a rabbit? We’ll take it!”

After speaking, Zhuangzhuang started to sense that the atmosphere was a bit off. He scratched his butt and looked around: “Why are you all looking at me? I’m just buying a rabbit to munch on…”

Madman rubbed his forehead and said, “Zhuangzhuang, you… good luck to you.”

Zhuangzhuang responded, “What do you mean? Ouch, ouch!”

Zhuangzhuang suddenly started to exclaim, looking at the Rabbit and saying, “He… his expression changed, he seems angry! Such a defiant look, haha… I just love these stubborn little fellows! I’ve decided, I won’t eat it, I’ll keep it as a pet!”

Zhuangzhuang didn’t think there was anything too excessive about his actions; when he was on Earth, he also did as he pleased, aside from not being able to leave the zoo, what else wasn’t done as he wished? He’d fight with any animal in the zoo he didn’t like the look of.

Having entered the game, he was also Level 47, bigger than any human player’s highest at Level 41 by six levels. He felt he could continue to be overbearing.

Seeing his dangerous actions, Kuku kindly reminded him, “Zhuangzhuang, this Rabbit, you can’t mess with it.”

Zhuangzhuang was indignant: “Why not? Is it very precious? Is it also a protected animal?”

Zhuangzhuang then grinned and said, “What Level is this thing? Nevermind, don’t say it; I’m sure it’s not as valuable as me, I’m a national treasure.”

Madam Xunyang said, “Zhuangzhuang, this is inside the game.”

Zhuangzhuang laughed, “Even outside the game, his Level isn’t as high as mine, so definitely not in the game! I’m already Level 47, so I can just mess with him as I like. Look at his chubby face, so plump, and this little butt, let me pinch it… hey, hey, let go, let go… ouch, ouch, ouch…”

Zhuangzhuang was just about to pinch the Rabbit’s chubby buttocks when the Rabbit suddenly moved. With a quick motion, the Rabbit caught one of his fingers and twisted it hard, causing Zhuangzhuang to howl in pain.

Zhuangzhuang was fierce, and realizing something was amiss, he swung his big hand down towards the ground with force!

Bang!

With a loud noise, the large bluestone on the ground was shattered by his slap, and as the fragments flew in all directions, he was surprised to discover that the Rabbit, contrary to what he had imagined, wasn’t squashed into a pancake. Instead, it stood with its legs straight, firmly planted on the ground.

At that point, even the slow-witted Zhuangzhuang realized, “You’re a player too?!”

“Player?” Yi Zheng chuckled coldly, then turned to Luo Kang, “Luo Kang, throw me a couple of smoke bombs! What’s coming next is going to get a bit bloody and not suitable for children.”

Before Luo Kang could respond, panda Zhuangzhuang laughed, “Oh? You’re planning to take me on? Little Rabbit, don’t blame me for bullying you later! That Luo whatever, what are you staring at? Throw the smoke bomb!”

Luo Kang made an ‘oh’ sound and threw a smoke bomb over, the smoke obscuring the view between Yi Zheng and the group of pandas.

Next, Zhuangzhuang shouted, “Brothers, attack! Let’s hammer them… Ow, help, help… It hurts, let go, let go, don’t pinch there!”

Suddenly everyone understood what the Rabbit meant by ‘not suitable for children,’ indeed, this was something not fit for kids to watch.

Then came the sound of fists meeting flesh, and Zhuangzhuang’s screams of agony.

Zhuangzhuang tried to resist, but the Rabbit was like a Monster; despite his Level 47 and Power-focused build, he was completely unable to fight back and was continuously punched in the face by the Rabbit.

“Won’t you help?” Zhuangzhuang cried out.

Hearing him, the other pandas ran over and one by one picked up weapons, howling as they charged forward.

Next, the Rabbit quickly turned around, and in the darkness, two blood-red eyes shone menacingly, like a Tiger looking at a group of yapping puppies. Then the Rabbit yelled and charged back at the group of pandas.

In an instant, the sound of punches landed relentlessly, accompanied by screams and groans.

A few minutes later, a group of pandas with swollen faces and walking with their legs pinched, pitifully carried a sedan chair out of the city. On the sedan, a Rabbit was lounging, legs crossed, munching on a Carrot, and lazily shouting, “Move faster, haven’t you eaten?”

Then the bunch of simpletons hurried their pace, with the most grievous looks in the eyes of other players; they were almost ready to burst into tears right then and there.

“Rabbit, Zhuangzhuang and the others meant no harm,” said Madman, trying to speak for the pandas.

Hearing this, the pandas looked gratefully at Madman.

Yi Zheng grinned and said, “I didn’t mean any harm either. If I did, they’d be in the pot by now. Speaking of which, I’ve never tried panda meat; I have no idea how it tastes or what the texture is like.”

Upon hearing this, the pandas shivered.

Then they heard the Rabbit mutter, “With all that fat, it must be tender. Maybe we shouldn’t let them run away; if they lose weight, the meat will get tough…”

Just then, the group of pandas, as if injected with a dose of adrenaline, started shouting, “Run, pick up the pace, come on!”

And then one by one, they sped up, their heels kicking up a trail of dust…

Watching the dust cloud trail vanish into the distance, the people looked at each other, then broke into bitter laughter.

“I always thought no one could handle these roughneck pandas, but it seems I’ve been thinking too small,” Xun Long remarked.

Madman nodded, “These pandas are just a bunch of spoiled brats. But those Rabbits, they’re proper members of the Black Society. So when the Rabbit disciplines them, it’s a case of bloodline suppression.”

Thinking of those muscular Rabbits in black suits, big leather shoes, chunky gold chains, and sunglasses, everyone found Madman’s words quite convincing.

“A scoundrel needs another scoundrel to grind him down, the old proverb never deceives,” Kuku sighed.

The others nodded in agreement…

As the players left Hangzhou City, things began to get restless; shadows lurked in the woods, frantically fleeing upon spotting the players.

At the same time, a figure appeared on a distant mountaintop, standing on a tree branch with arms crossed and a smile, “That Rabbit is so gullible.”

Next to him was a girl in light green attire, with large eyes visible beneath a veil, and long, fluttering eyelashes. Soft-looking cheeks, tender features, and fair skin flushed with a touch of red. The mere glimpse of her beauty was breathtaking.

The girl spoke softly, “Left Envoy Xiang, are you sure these people can save my father?”

Laughing heartily, Left Envoy Xiang, Xiang Wentian, replied, “Who knows? As long as they keep the Four Friends of Mei Manor busy and buy us some time. With so many people, they should be able to entertain the Four Friends for a while. Miss, I know you’re sympathetic, but those who are to achieve great things should not fuss over much.”

Ren Yingying sighed, “I know, it’s just…”

Xiang Wentian said, “As long as the Sect Hierarch gets out, any number of deaths will be worth it.”

Ren Yingying sighed again and fell silent.

At this very moment, Yi Zheng was sitting in the sedan chair, watching the scenery swiftly pass by. He glanced at the pandas desperately trying to lose weight to affect his appetite and smiled slightly. Then he narrowed his eyes and fell into deep thought.