Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!” -
Chapter 336 - Chapter 336 Chapter 326 This Task is a Bit Perverted
Chapter 336: Chapter 326 This Task is a Bit Perverted Chapter 336: Chapter 326 This Task is a Bit Perverted However, whether it’s an item or equipment, as long as it’s useful, who cares?
Before long, Madman and his crew returned, each bringing a huge amount of Gold Coins. After adding it all up, they excitedly shouted, “Rabbit, we want to buy fifty billion Carrots, two million AK47s, one million Rocket Launchers, and five hundred thousand Heavy Cannons! Besides, we also want to rent one hundred thousand Flying Chickens and Bomb Snakes, as well as one hundred thousand Landmine Soldiers.”
Pfft!
Yi Zheng sprayed his beer all over his face, “Fifty billion Carrots? Are you preparing for hibernation like mice? That’s enough to slaughter the enemy several times over. And are you sure you want to buy so many weapons?”
Let’s not even talk about the firearms, one million Rocket Launchers and five hundred thousand Heavy Cannons, is this TM a war or are you planning to go Mountain Opening and plowing fields?
This scale of artillery, if not unprecedented, it’s at least never been seen before.
Black Storm hehehed, “No way around it, if we’re short on numbers, we make it up with firepower! They have more players than us, so we’ll outplay them with firepower! It’s as the saying goes, hit them hard with one punch to save a hundred more! This time, we’re going to make them hurt!
Rabbit, you don’t have that much stock, do you?”
Yi Zheng waved his hand, “Just fifty billion? Piece of cake.”
Yi Zheng’s 1.44 million professional screw-twisting laborers could produce five Carrots per second, which meant 259.2 billion Carrots in an hour. Fifty billion would take no more than the time to drink a cup of tea.
After collecting the Gold Coins, Yi Zheng left the city and deployed his Summoning Technique, opening the Light Gate that connected to Newbie Village No. 1.
Rabbits who received the mental link notification began to throw out firearms, cannons, Rocket Launchers, Heavy Cannons, and other weapons from the Light Gate, as Madman and others excitedly caught them below.
Then came the massive amount of Carrots, piled up into mountains, and Madman and the others immediately shouted for people to come and carry them away.
Their backpacks couldn’t fit that many Carrots.
As Yi Zheng watched them gather their things, he explained, “Gentlemen, make good use of the Heavy Cannon. I’ve added to its range. You see, it can fire four times the distance that you can throw with your hands. The stronger you are, the further it fires!”
Everyone’s eyes lit up.
On Earth, an ordinary person might manage to throw something a few tens of meters, but now everyone’s Attributes were far from ordinary. If they were on Earth, they would all be Monsters.
Although the world would strengthen gravity and other environmental factors as players’ levels increased, a player could still throw a Carrot several kilometers away. With a four times range increase, they could basically fire about twenty kilometers away.
Such range was more than enough for fire suppression.
As they listened to Yi Zheng’s explanation, the excitement of those present split their grins to their ears.
Madam Xunyang couldn’t help but give it a try, and the result was the Carrot flying out of sight, with no one knowing where it landed. It was too far; the human eye could no longer catch its exact location.
After testing the new weapon’s power, the group gathered again. They changed their war strategy once more, this time setting the site of the big battle to be in the plains outside the Hengduan Mountain Range, at Chenghai Great Plain, which was actually a massive basin.
The basin was extremely vast and could fit a large part of the twenty billion players from the Southern Region. Encircled by mountains, as long as they cut off the enemy’s retreat, the rest would be easy…
After they had hashed out their plans, they bid Yi Zheng farewell and scampered off to distribute Equipment to their subordinates, while also starting to rework the specific combat plan.
Yi Zheng wasn’t idle either, sending out a Clone to follow them. Although he now had a Negative Emotion Value of 500 billion in his hands, who wouldn’t want more of it?
Meanwhile, Yi Zheng himself took the Rabbits back to Newbie Village No. 1.
Yi Zheng had his own tasks to do, namely to break through the Level 49 limit and enter Level 50!
Then, with the help of players from the Southern Region, to stride even further and strive to step into Rank 5!
When he returned to Newbie Village, surely enough, Yang Miemie was already there.
As an old friend, there was no more kicking by the Rabbits, but now a bunch of drunk players from the Confucian Sect had become Yang Miemie’s new problem.
A group of guys surrounded Yang Miemie, exclaiming, “Holy cow, a sheep!”
“You’re gross! Holy cow, it really is a sheep, holy cow!”
“Do we have sheep in our village?”
“Don’t think so, let’s roast it!”
“I call dibs on the hind leg…”
Yang Miemie shrank into a ball, shivering.
Yi Zheng was speechless for a moment before he hurried over, kicking each of the drunkards away, and then pulled Yang Miemie to his side, standing on tiptoes and hooking his arm over Yang Miemie’s shoulder, “Yang Miemie, long time no see, did you miss me?”
Yang Miemie looked at Yi Zheng with pitiful eyes, “I… I came to issue a quest. The Level 50 promotion task, to defeat Ren Woxing at the bottom of West Lake.”
Yi Zheng almost choked on his own spit, “Ren Woxing? Yang Miemie, are you crazy, or am I? Ren Woxing, the Absorption Star Technique!”
Yang Miemie looked at Yi Zheng with pitiful eyes, “Ren Woxing’s Attribute is 900,000 points, good luck.”
Yi Zheng was speechless, good luck?
900,000 Attributes, how could he fight against that?
With his head?
This wasn’t a quest, it was a death sentence!
Yi Zheng looked back at Yang Miemie with the same pitiful eyes, “Can I change the quest?”
Yang Miemie said, “You can, at this level, there are also Abbot Fang Zheng, the two Xuanming Elders, the Quanzhen Seven Men…”
“Stop, stop, stop…” Yi Zheng quickly interrupted.
Abbot Fang Zheng in “Swordsmen” was someone even Ren Woxing admitted he couldn’t match, mastering the Shaolin twelve ultimate skills, and someone who also cultivated the Yijinjing Scripture.
Each of the two Xuanming Elders was a top-notch expert, and from Yang Miemie’s words, he was supposed to take on both, but he was no Zhang Wuji!
Then there were the Quanzhen Seven Men. The seven together were capable of contending with the Four Great Evils. What could Yi Zheng use to fight them?
Moreover, Yi Zheng noticed, isn’t the number of opponents increasing, and won’t it eventually require him to take on all one hundred and eight generals of the “Water Margin” alone?
Yi Zheng said, “Ren Woxing it is then.”
Then Yi Zheng accepted the Level 50 breakthrough quest and sat down on the ground, lost in thought.
Ren Woxing’s attribute was at 900,000, while Yi Zheng’s attribute was at 700,000. The gap didn’t look big, but there was a terrifying difference of 200,000 in attributes between Level 10.
This was enough for Ren Woxing to squish Yi Zheng like a bug.
Moreover, the other party cultivated the Absorption Star Technique, which nearly countered most cultivation techniques. And typically, such bosses have special damage reduction skills, so ordinary mobbing won’t work.
Now, with Level being locked, the only ways left to defeat Ren Woxing were to increase attributes and improve cultivation techniques, skills, and equipment.
Seeing Yi Zheng fall into deep thought, Yang Miemie took her leave.
Yi Zheng quickly called out, “Don’t go, you’ve come all this way, and not eating before you leave would make me seem so rude. Stay, I’ll treat you to a meal!”
Yang Miemie was taken aback, “Eat? Eat what?”
In the next moment, Yang Miemie looked at the mountain of grass in front of her, then at the rabbit embracing and gnawing on a big hock of meat, “You’re inviting me to eat this?”
Yi Zheng said, “Ah, don’t be shy, eat all you want, eat till you’re full!”
That good temper of Yang Miemie finally reached its limit, and for the first time, she roared, “Rabbit! Do I need your invitation to eat grass? There’s plenty of it everywhere outside, okay?”
Yi Zheng was stunned, “Huh, you don’t eat grass? Then what do you eat? Don’t sheep eat grass?”
Yang Miemie’s face turned even darker, “Are you still a rabbit? Why aren’t you eating carrots?”
Yi Zheng immediately took out a carrot and stuffed it into his mouth.
Yang Miemie pursed her lips, “Then… why don’t you eat grass?”
Yi Zheng took out a large leaf of lettuce, wrapped it around the meat, and shoved it in his mouth.
Yang Miemie, “…”
Eventually, Yang Miemie yelled out, “I… I… I’m not even a sheep, why should I eat grass?”
Yi Zheng was stunned again, “You’re not a sheep?”
Yi Zheng felt the wool on Yang Miemie’s body, then the sheep horns, “Yang Miemie, have you gone mad? With all this curly wool and big sheep horns, you say you’re not a sheep. If you’re not a sheep, then what are you?”
Yang Miemie turned her head away stubbornly, “Don’t know, but I’m definitely not a sheep. I want meat, lots and lots of meat!”
Yi Zheng laughed, “Not a sheep, is it? You want meat, right? Sure, no problem!”
In a short while, Yi Zheng handed over two skewers of meat.
Yang Miemie stuffed them in her mouth with one hand, happily saying, “Meat really is delicious, but it’s a bit gamey…”
Yi Zheng naturally replied, “Lamb, a bit of gaminess tastes good.”
“Oh… oh?!”
Suddenly, Yang Miemie jumped up, threw the bamboo skewer on the ground, and screamed, “What meat?”
Yi Zheng said, “Lamb, haven’t you ever had lamb skewers? Xinjiang lamb skewers, incredibly delicious!”
Yi Zheng then took two skewers of meat and ate.
Yang Miemie’s mouth twitched.
Yi Zheng said, “What? You don’t eat lamb? Didn’t you say you weren’t a sheep? So, I…”
Then Yang Miemie, with shining eyes, shouted out, “I want another twenty skewers!”
Yi Zheng was flabbergasted, “No way… you actually eat lamb?”
Yang Miemie retorted, “Eat? Why wouldn’t I? I’m not sheep.”
Yi Zheng clicked his tongue in wonder, now convinced that Yang Miemie wasn’t a sheep. He had planned to play a prank and tease Yang Miemie, but it turned out to be a failure.
So Yi Zheng turned around and shouted, “Boss, bring on the lamb!”
The boss stuck his head out, “No beef?”
Yi Zheng said, “No need, my girl here wants lamb!”
“The sheep right next to you wants lamb?” The boss was bewildered.
Yang Miemie was also bewildered, “I’m not eating lamb, am I?”
Yi Zheng said, “I thought you were a sheep, so I ordered beef. Boss, hurry up with the lamb, why all the fuss!”
Then Yi Zheng slammed a handful of Gold Coins on the table.
The boss immediately grinned, saying, “Right away, right away!”
Then Yi Zheng saw Yang Miemie crying, and then she started running away, soon out of sight.
Yi Zheng, bemused, called out, “Yang Miemie, there are still two skewers of beef left!”
“Wah!” Yang Miemie cried even harder, completely running out of sight.
Such speed that even Yi Zheng couldn’t catch up.
Yi Zheng was puzzled, “What’s going on?”
“Do you still want the lamb?” the boss asked.
“Why would I want it?”
Yi Zheng left as well.
With Yang Miemie gone, Yi Zheng could now sit on the ground in peace, pondering how to improve his strength.
Equipment, he had some, and most of the equipment hadn’t been upgraded yet, all stuck at Level 3, Level 2 and around. After upgrading, Yi Zheng’s strength could increase a great deal, even double.
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