Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 300 - Chapter 300 Chapter 290 Rabbit Head Rabbit Head Rabbit Head

Chapter 300: Chapter 290 Rabbit Head, Rabbit Head, Rabbit Head Chapter 300: Chapter 290 Rabbit Head, Rabbit Head, Rabbit Head “You don’t need it?” Yi Zheng asked.

“As a god, hehe,” I said, “Boss, my hidden profession is a scroll manufacturer, That’s a template the old man gave me. If you need it, I can make you a batch! But right now, I’m short on materials.”

Given that, Yi Zheng didn’t stand on ceremony and casually accepted it.

“Boss Rabbit, they have more people, should we help you?” Little Rabbit asked.

Yi Zheng glanced at him, “Ye Xing, you stay, we’ll go.”

Little Rabbit immediately said, “Take care, Boss Rabbit.”

Then Little Rabbit dragged I Am God away, knowing that staying would only be a burden, so he didn’t dawdle and left immediately.

When the two had left, many people emerged from the surrounding mountains, enclosing Yi Zheng so tightly that there was no way out!

“You guys aren’t thinking of ganging up, are you?” At this time, Qu Mayi ran back and shouted nonchalantly.

Li Xuantian said, “Brother Mayi, this is a kill order, not a challenge, and definitely not a fair duel. Isn’t a gang fight pretty normal?”

Qu Mayi said, “Of course it’s normal. I just wanted to ask, if we kill him in a gang fight, who gets the credit? Like if we dismember him, and I grab a head and Fairy Xue also grabs a head, then how do we divide it?”

“Where would a rabbit have two heads?” Fairy Xue frowned.

Qu Mayi laughed and said, “Women might not, but men sure do. Fairy Xue can take her time to study this.”

All the men around suddenly showed a strange smile. Fairy Xue wasn’t dumb and immediately understood what Qu Mayi meant, scolding, “Qu Mayi, you old hoodlum!”

Qu Mayi responded with a serious face, “Fairy Xue, what you said isn’t right. If I don’t use a euphemism, should I say it directly? Now that would be hoodlum behavior.”

“You…” Fairy Xue’s pretty face reddened, then she huffed and stopped talking, knowing she definitely couldn’t out-talk Qu Mayi.

Qu Mayi then looked at Li Xuantian, who said, “It’s simple, whoever grabs that rabbit’s head, the Xuantian Gang will owe him three favors.”

Upon hearing this, the eyes of everyone present shimmered with greed, with none shining brighter than that of the rabbit.

Then someone shouted, “Really?”

Li Xuantian proudly raised his head, “The reputation of my Xuantian Gang is at stake here, when have we ever gone back on our word? A gentleman’s word is his bond, swift as a steed and relentless in pursuit!”

After saying this, Li Xuantian suddenly felt something was off. The voice sounded eerily familiar.

Looking closely, the rabbit was staring at him with excited and watery eyes; clearly, it had been him who asked the question.

Then, the rabbit pulled a table out of its mouth and put it on the ground, followed by a chair. Finally, standing on the chair, he took out pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, and wrote a line in bold letters: “Rabbit Head Collection Point, please queue up orderly.”

And then Yi Zheng, standing on the chair, called out, “We’re all travelers in Jianghu, after all, seeking fortune and fame. Today, taking my rabbit head, you all will gain both. They say harmony brings wealth; it’s just a rabbit head, there’s no need for fighting and killing. Everyone, please put your weapons down. Today, the rabbit head is free, enough for everyone! Come on now, let’s form a line!”

The next moment, the rabbit suddenly sprouted another head, and then it twisted off its own head.

Standing on the stool, one paw bracing the table, the other beckoning, the rabbit called out to everyone, “Why are you all staring? Come on, grab one! The more you wait, the longer it’ll take as people arrive!”

Everyone’s faces suddenly turned bizarre, then collectively turned to Li Xuantian.

Li Xuantian’s face had turned utterly black as coal, having never expected the rabbit to pull such a sly move!

Thinking about what he had just said, if everyone got a rabbit head, the Xuantian Gang might as well change its name–perhaps to something like the Great Benevolent and Righteous Voluntary Labor Gang. They wouldn’t have to do anything anymore, just helping people every day.

“Brother…” Black Scorpion looked to Li Xuantian, “what do we do?”

Li Xuantian said, “It’s nothing, this rabbit is just trying to disgust us. I don’t believe anyone would dare to take its rabbit head!”

“Give me one!” Just then, an ill-timed voice rang out.

Qu Mayi jumped out again!

Li Xuantian gritted his teeth and roared, “Qu Mayi! Don’t you go too far!”

Qu Mayi turned back and smiled at Li Xuantian, “Brother Xuantian, don’t get worked up. I’m just taking a rabbit head. Rabbit, how much for one of those rabbit heads?”

Yi Zheng said, “Talking money hurts feelings. In Jianghu, friendship is most important! From today onwards, those who take my rabbit head are friends! Generous drinks and meat, let the Xuantian Gang do whatever needs doing. Life’s about enjoying; wouldn’t fighting and killing be a waste?”

Qu Mayi said, “Makes sense!”

Then Qu Mayi took a rabbit head, “Brother Xuantian, do your words still hold true?”

Twenty to thirty thousand people, including those still arriving, all looked over at Li Xuantian simultaneously.

With about ten thousand Xuantian Gang members present, but even more unaffiliated individuals and followers of the other top ten experts of the Heavenly List, the crowd mainly consisted of competitors. While they were not enemies, friendly terms or face-giving was uncommon.

Should Li Xuantian renege on his promise, by the end of the day word would spread across the entire Qianyuan Continent, leaving him disgraced and humiliated.

Pinching his nose, Li Xuantian fiercely said, “Counts!”

Qu Mayi laughed, “Brother Xuantian really is a man of his word, impressive, impressive! Junior brothers and sisters, what are you still waiting for? Come and get your rabbit heads! It’s said that Xuantian’s promise is worth a thousand pieces of gold, and today we get three for free. We’ll have help if we ever run into trouble in the future.”

The disciples of the Dayan Sword Sect were all influenced by Qu Mayi. They didn’t have a gang, just the sect as their core and Qu Mayi as their leader. Hearing Qu Mayi’s words, they immediately hurried over and lined up for rabbit heads, laughing and joking around.

Yi Zheng didn’t mind. Rabbit heads, he could create them as he pleased, as many as needed.

That’s right, create!

Yi Zheng wouldn’t really use his Skill to grow three heads and then cut one off. He had used the Counterfeiting Skill to create fake heads. The problems with the counterfeit items created by the Counterfeiting Skill only arose after use, and usual Identification Skills were useless against them.

It was just a rabbit head, who would use it? And there was no way to use it!

So he was giving them away freely…

In the eyes of others, what they saw was this Rabbit continuously growing a head, then twisting it off to give away to someone, all the while with a big smile on his face!

The bloody, brutal scene turned the complexions of the Jianghu people present somewhat pale.

But then again, just thinking about how one rabbit head could be traded for three promises from the Xuantian Sect, who could resist such a blatant temptation?

Those who had come just for the entertainment also couldn’t help but become restless.

Just then, a figure clad in white, carrying double swords, and with an elegant and graceful posture, entered the queue, and the crowd suddenly burst into commotion.

“Xue Tianyan has joined the line too!” someone shouted.

Then the girls of Xue Tianyan’s Moonlight Gang also rushed to join the queue, and upon seeing this, others gritted their teeth and rushed forward. The crowd grew larger and quickly formed a long line.

Li Xuantian’s face was black as coal, and he said angrily, “Fairy Xue, what do you mean by this?”

Xue Tianyan said with a smile, “Nothing much, I came here to fulfill your Jianghu Kill Order and to exchange it for three promises from Xuantian Gang. To be precise, I’m here for those three promises. If there is a simple way to obtain them, why wouldn’t I take it?”

“You!” Li Xuantian’s lips trembled with anger.

He wanted to explode with rage, but Xue Tianyan’s strength was not inferior to his. Xue Tianyan was also a True Disciple of the Great Snow Sect and ranked among the top ten on the Heavenly List. Moreover, she had many admirers, so making an enemy out of Xue Tianyan was clearly not worth it.

But if he didn’t do something soon, and everyone got a rabbit head, the Xuantian Gang might as well disband.

Li Xuantian took a deep breath, “Rabbit, that was a vicious move!”

Yi Zheng said with a smile, “Not bad, do you want a rabbit head too?”

“F*** your mother! Kill him for me!” Li Xuantian, leading the people of the Xuantian Gang, made his move.

Since he couldn’t rely on others, and since he couldn’t stop others from queueing up, killing this Rabbit would solve everything, wouldn’t it?

However, Yi Zheng slapped the table and exclaimed, “Gentlemen, you’re free to take the rabbit heads, but someone is trying to crash the party here! They don’t want you to get your rabbit heads! As the saying goes, blocking someone’s path is like killing their parents, can you tolerate this?”

At Yi Zheng’s shout, many people rolled their eyes at him. It was his grudge with Li Xuantian, so why did it become an irreconcilable feud between them and Li Xuantian?

But in the end, everyone still turned their gaze towards Li Xuantian.

They all had powerful forces backing them and were not afraid of Li Xuantian. With such a good opportunity to annoy Li Xuantian while getting a benefit, why not do it?

Qu Mayi said with a mischievous smile, “Brother Xuantian, everyone’s quite busy today. How about you kill this Rabbit another day?”

“He’s just a Little Rabbit, are you really in such a hurry?”

“Can’t you wait a single day?”

Li Xuantian’s nose was nearly crooked with fury, his fists clenched tight as he roared, “Are you sure you want to make an enemy of me? Today, he must die! Either you’re against me, or you all shut up!”

Seeing Li Xuantian’s genuine intent to kill, everyone fell silent.

After all, although they had great powers as their support, they were not fearless of death.

Li Xuantian was clearly on the verge of losing his sanity, and no one wanted to provoke him at that moment.

Li Xuantian looked at Yi Zheng, “Rabbit, no one can protect you today! Come and face your death!”

Yi Zheng gave a faint smile and raised a rabbit head, asking, “If I personally hand over a rabbit head to you, will it count as you doing three things for me?”

“F*** your mother, kill him for me!” Completely enraged, Li Xuantian gave a huge wave, and more than ten thousand gang members surged forward, attacking Yi Zheng from all directions!

In an instant, Yi Zheng was engulfed by numerous figures!

Yi Zheng sighed, waved his small hand, and the Body Character Technique evolved into a blood-colored long knife in his hand. Facing the Xuantian Gang members attacking from all sides, Yi Zheng said with a smile, “Hell Descending!”

Boom!

With a single strike, the mighty Cross Slash hit the ground, and the Xuantian Gang members who had reached him were immediately blown away, wrapped in Fiery Flames. After that, they howled in pain, transformed, and surprisingly turned into rabbits burning with flames, then turned on their companions and started attacking them.