Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 296 - Chapter 296 Chapter 286 Front and Back

Chapter 296: Chapter 286 Front and Back Chapter 296: Chapter 286 Front and Back The fat man was also stunned by this terrifying scene and subconsciously nodded, “Ah… broken… broken.”

Yi Zheng picked up the thigh, and the fat man exclaimed, “Boss Rabbit, your taste is really heavy!”

Yi Zheng’s face darkened, he really wanted to smash this fat man to death with his leg, and casually performed Evil Extraction on the thigh.

The next moment, he acquired two Skill Pearls, one Qi Observation Skill and one Cultivation Technique “Thunder Cloud Nine Whips.”

Yi Zheng didn’t want to learn the whip, as swinging a whip seemed utterly disgusting for him, a grown-ass rabbit man.

Still, Yi Zheng took a glance at the specific attributes of this Cultivation Technique.

Practicing it once could increase Agility by 10 points and other attributes by 8 points, a typical agility-focused technique. The attached skill was Thunder Move Nine Heavens, incorporating attacks with Thunder Internal Power…

“This Thunder Internal Power attribute isn’t bad. I can keep it when integrating skills,” Yi Zheng thought to himself, only to find that the fat man had been sneakily watching him, looking at him as if he were an old pervert.

In fact, the fat man really thought this rabbit was a pervert. Why else would he hold someone’s bloody thigh and space out? Was he feeling its texture or smelling it?

Such a pervert!

Yi Zheng raised an eyebrow, casually tossed the thigh to the fat man, and said, “Here, take it.”

“What?!” The fat man was dumbfounded. “What do I do with this?”

Yi Zheng said, “Eat it roasted later, what else? Keep it as a collectible?”

The fat man wailed, “Can I not take it? Touching a living person is okay, but this dead leg… it’s too… too much.”

Yi Zheng couldn’t care less about him, using such a look to look at him deserved punishment!

Standing atop the mountain, Yi Zheng looked around and said, “What do you think, where will I resurrect after dying?”

The fat man immediately pointed east, “After the Death Replacement Puppet activates, he will randomly appear in a nearby safe zone three hours later. If I’m not wrong, he should appear over there because there’s a village… but you…”

Yi Zheng smiled slightly, “Just a village, huh? Let’s go have a look!”

“Boss Rabbit, are you going? This place is teeming with Level 4 creatures, and you’re a Wild Monster, you aren’t thinking of attacking the village, are you?”

Yi Zheng stroked his chin, “Might consider that later. For now, let’s sneak into the village quietly, shooting… forget it, you better go back.”

Yi Zheng signaled that the fat man could leave.

The fat man said miserably, “I would like to leave, but I can’t. That’s a one-way Teleportation Array. Otherwise, me and I-am-God would have run away long ago, and wouldn’t have been caught by them.”

“Is that so? Well, then just stay here. I’ll go for a walk on my own.”

With that, Yi Zheng directly left the fat man on the mountain summit.

The fat man shouted, “Boss Rabbit, can’t you take me with you?”

“Ugly rejection!” Yi Zheng bluntly rebuffed.

The fat man: “Can’t you be a bit more tactful?”

“Ugly rejection!”

The fat man: “Boss Rabbit, you can’t just leave me here. I’m scared!”

Then, the fat man ran after him in a mad dash.

Yi Zheng really didn’t want to carry a burden, but seeing him in such a snotty and teary state, he eventually took him along.

Meanwhile, atop a mountain in a parallel world.

“You bastard! Dead rabbit, may you die a horrible death… may your offspring be born without assholes, you, you…”

The Black Scorpion furiously smashed everything he could get his hands on.

Bald Yu Zhenan and others stood by, listening to the sounds of frantic smashing inside, none daring to breathe heavily.

After a while, Black Scorpion calmed down a bit.

Only then did Yu Zhenan ask, “Big House Master, it’s evening now, what would you like to eat? The brothers will get it for you. Please calm down?”

“Get lost?!”

Black Scorpion bellowed.

Yu Zhenan continued, “Big House Master, you can regain your Level. As everyone progresses, leveling becomes increasingly difficult. In the later stages, if there’s no lucky mission rewards, or breakthroughs in understanding of Cultivation Techniques, and just relying on monster-killing, you’re essentially running in place.

So, we can catch up, our bodies are our capital…”

Yu Zhenan had a small cunning plan–the level could indeed be caught up with.

But what about the attributes diligently cultivated day and night?

That couldn’t simply be caught up with just by leveling…

However, Black Scorpion’s mood was slightly more stable. Then he walked out of the room, showing two fingers to Yu Zhenan.

A subordinate asked, “Eat two bowls?”

Slap!

A big slap hit the subordinate’s face, and Black Scorpion angrily rebuked, “Bullshit two bowls, I want to eat rabbit! Two big fat rabbits with long ears!”

“Big House Master, it’s already dark,” Yu Zhenan said in a low voice.

“I don’t care, I want rabbit tonight, bring me a live one if I can’t eat it, I want to kill it myself!”

…

That night, the rabbits, wild boars, snakes, bamboo rats, mice, and other burrowing animals on the mountain were all sleepless because a bunch of bastards with sticks were poking every hole they found, causing a trail of boars wailing and bamboo rats squealing, while the mice were cursing along.

…

Then a large bonfire was kindled on the mountain, and the whole village gathered to roast rabbits.

While everyone was enjoying their meal, a voice rang out, “Junior sister, what’s the occasion for such a feast of rabbits?”

In the meantime, a man approached from a distance.

The man didn’t walk quickly, but he crossed the distance in just a few strides with such incredible qinggong that a group of subordinates hurriedly made way for him.

On seeing this man, Black Scorpion’s eyes flashed, and she immediately said, “Senior brother, I’ve been bullied.”

“Oh? Someone dared to bully my junior sister? Tell me, I’m curious to know who has the gall to bully Li Xuantian’s junior sister!” Li Xuantian’s face darkened as he took a swig of wine, displaying his imposing demeanor.

Black Scorpion didn’t mince words and blurted out, “A rabbit.”

Pfft!

Li Xuantian sprayed out his wine directly onto Yu Zhenan’s face, then said with a wry smile, “Junior sister, are you joking?”

“I’m not joking! It’s really a rabbit, walks on two legs, speaks, can hop, wears a black robe, a silver mask, wields a shapeshifting weapon that can attack from a distance with great power. Senior brother, now tell me, are you going to handle this or not?” Black Scorpion stared intently at Li Xuantian.

Li Xuantian realized from Black Scorpion’s tone that she wasn’t joking, and her face was utterly serious with hatred in her eyes.

More importantly, the usually proud Black Scorpion was actively seeking his help, which was unprecedented.

Everyone in the sect knew that Li Xuantian fancied Black Scorpion, albeit unrequitedly as she had always kept her distance from him.

Now that Black Scorpion finally sought his help, Li Xuantian said, “If my junior sister has been bullied, as her senior brother, I must intervene. I’ll go online now…”

Upon saying this, Li Xuantian smiled and added, “Junior sister, the rabbits here aren’t tasty. Let’s enter the game, and I’ll slaughter that rabbit to vent your anger!”

Black Scorpion gave a bitter smile and said, “I can’t log in anymore, my account is gone.”

Hearing this, a fierce light flashed through Li Xuantian’s eyes as he angrily said, “What do you mean? Were you killed?”

Yu Zhenan explained, “Not just the Big House Master, all of us were killed, and our stronghold was destroyed too.”

Li Xuantian’s face turned ferocious as he repeated, “Good, good, a hawkish rabbit that dares to bully my junior sister like this! I’ll go and butcher it!”

Black Scorpion said, “Senior brother, he has a friend who died, and if nothing goes wrong, he should resurrect in a nearby city by tomorrow evening.”

Li Xuantian declared, “No need, I’m going to issue a Jianghu Kill Order on that rabbit! I’ll make him regret ever coming into this world!”

Then Li Xuantian directly logged into the game on the spot.

Yu Zhenan was shocked, “The Xuantian Gang’s second Jianghu Kill Order? The last one, it seems, was used to kill a fifth-tier NPC, huh! That was literally a death by mob…”

Black Scorpion was moved as well, “This guy always calls me crazy, but when he goes crazy, he’s even crazier than me!”

…

Xuantian Gang, a frontline faction on the Qianyuan Continent, with Li Xuantian regarded as one of the top experts on the continent.

Xuantian Gang’s Kill Order is the gang’s highest bounty offer, where completing the task could earn the completionist the right to have the gang do three things for them. These three tasks could include assassination, searching for specific equipment or secret manuals, and more…

They could even make demands in the real world.

Therefore, when the Kill Order was issued, almost the whole Qianyuan Continent boiled over with excitement. According to the information released by the Xuantian Gang, the target person was called “I Am a God,” a level 33 nobody whose last known location was near the Dayan Sword Sect in the Southwest District.

Upon hearing this, disciples of the Dayan Sword Sect quickly rushed out of their sect, searching every nearby village and town for I Am a God’s whereabouts.

Three hours later, I Am a God resurrected.

“Hahaha, I’m resurrected! Black Son of a Bitch, you never imagined I had another trick up my sleeve, huh? Hahaha…” I Am a God couldn’t help but burst into laughter, “You’re dead, straight back to level 1, but I’m still me! Starting today, I swear no one will ever catch me again! Nobody!”

The next moment, a sack fell over him and he was carried away.

When the sack was lifted, a Mayi Swordsman appeared before him.

I Am a God demanded, “Who are you? Why did you capture me?”

The Mayi Swordsman smiled and said, “I’m Qu Mayi, the only true disciple of the Dayan Sword Sect, everyone likes to call me Senior Brother Mayi.”

“What do you want from me?” I Am a God asked.

The Mayi Swordsman replied, “Nothing much, just for fun!”

“Fun how?” I Am a God asked.

Qu Mayi chuckled darkly.

I Am a God instinctively covered his buttocks, “No, not like that…”

Qu Mayi’s face darkened, “I’m not playing with that!”

“Neither the front!” I Am a God covered the front as well.

Qu Mayi laughed, “That’s not up to you!”

The next moment, a large flagpole was planted at the entrance to Li Village.

I Am a God was hung on the flagpole, swaying in the wind.

Beneath the flag, a crowd of about five hundred people gathered, flanking the pole in ranks with a Taishi Chair placed in the middle, where Qu Mayi was sitting, sipping wine and basking in the sun.

I Am a God yelled, “Qu Mayi, if you have the guts, release me and we’ll battle for three hundred rounds!”

Qu Mayi smiled lightly and said, “Sure, I’ll start with the first round.”

Then Qu Mayi grabbed a long bamboo pole and jabbed it upwards, skillfully aiming for I Am a God’s privates.

“Ow…”