Mr. Su's Love Investigation Report
Chapter 216

Chapter 216: Chapter 216

Tu Hengsha checked her phone and, sure enough, it was him. Still holding a grudge from the afternoon, she hummed indignantly, "Done with your date with your ex?"

He pinched his eyebrows at the other end, "Tu Hengsha, I think you really are asking for it!"

"Humph, so you meet your ex and now you want to hit me? Go ahead! If you don’t, you’re a Bangbangtang brother!"

There was silence, and he really wished he could snatch this annoying little thing out of the phone, "Am I calling you this late just to fight with you?"

"So why are you calling, huh? You tell me!"

The tone of this girl made it so hard to say what he wanted to say.

But Tu Hengsha started humming on the other end, "Is it that you miss me?"

He held his forehead, this straightforward girlfriend...

"Come on, is it?"

Silence. Was there really a need to force someone to say they missed her? He touched his forehead and actually broke out in a thin sweat, "Come downstairs."

"You’re here?" She was not unexcited and was about to rush out, but then she thought, if not act coy at a time like this, then when? "Cough, I’m not coming down."

His girlfriend was able to leave him speechless with every sentence, and he was resigned to it, "Come downstairs..." he said, trying to be persuasive.

"Then you have to admit it first. Say you miss me and I’ll come down!" She stood there holding her phone, triumphantly, just short of a proud little rooster wagging its tail.

He laughed and cried at the same time, "I’m scared of you, all right, all right, yes, you’re right."

"What’s right, huh? Right?" She was the epitome of not letting go when she had the upper hand!

He was helpless and finally muttered two words, "Miss you..."

Tu Hengsha laughed with delight, pushing her advantage even further, "How much do you miss me?"

Seeing that this could go on forever, he decisively said from the other end, "I found a new type of candy, it’s delicious. I brought some for you, come down quickly."

"Really?" She couldn’t control her feet any longer.

At that moment, Shu Hui came out of the kitchen with dumplings, having heard her going on about whether she was missed or not, and immediately felt embarrassed, "Girl, can you be a little more reserved? Constantly talking about missing and missing, have you no shame?"

Tu Hengsha stuck her tongue out at Shu Hui, while the person on the other end emphasized again, "Really, it’s delicious!"

"I’m coming right down!" And with that, she darted out the door.

Downstairs, his car was parked between two trees. He leaned against the car door, watching her bounce down like a little deer, and felt that the moonlight suddenly became tender tonight.

She bounced up to him, and as he opened his arms to hug her, she stared at his empty hands, deeply disappointed, and stepped back to scold him angrily, "You lied to me!"

He stood there, arms still outstretched, quite speechless, "How did I lie to you?"

"Where’s the candy? No candy?" Her eyes were so fierce they almost poked holes in him.

He was both amused and exasperated, standing there with his arms open, "So a living, breathing me can’t compare to a few pieces of candy? If there was no candy, would you not have come down?"

Thinking about how he had begged her to come down, making all sorts of excuses, and as soon as he mentioned candy, she bounced right down, he couldn’t help but feel his status as a boyfriend wasn’t very solid! It was bad enough competing with all sorts of forces for her affection, but to compete with candy?

Her eyes rolled, "Well, that’s not the case... but really, no candy? You lied to me?"

"No!" He was just as stubborn.

"Fine... I’m going up then..." She hung her head in dejection and turned to leave.

"Come back here!" He barked.

"I hate liars more than anything!" She didn’t even look back.

He was at a loss and spoke softly, "Come back! There’s candy!" After saying that, he opened the car door to get it.

She smiled slyly and spun around, throwing herself into his arms. Humph, it wasn’t yet decided who was fooling whom!

True to his word, he produced a big bag of candy. Holding it high, he mimicked her conditions, pointing to his cheek, "Right here, and it’s yours."

For her, a kiss was just a kiss!

Without hesitation, she landed a kiss on his cheek.

He grew more sullen. The prospect of giving her the candy became less appealing by the second. Clearly, the candy ranked higher than him!

She clung to his arm, climbing and jumping like a little monkey, and actually managed to snatch the candy. Holding it joyously to her chest, she asked, "What made you think to buy me candy?" Wasn’t he afraid of her getting cavities?

"I must have been possessed!" He couldn’t believe he stopped at a newly opened snack shop, foolishly walked in, sampled some treats, and ended up buying a bunch for her! He couldn’t even wait until the next day to give it to her, wanting to hand it over right then and there, but look at how she was just getting mad at him!

Tu Hengsha popped a piece into her mouth, savoring it on the hood of the car. Feeling its sweetness, her heart sweetened as well. Circling his neck, she murmured, "Xiao Xu, you’re really nice..." Puckering her lips, she leaned in for a kiss.

Although the kiss was merely a charitable act prompted by the candy, it was better than nothing. His heart churned with a sourness that nearly made him bite her lip.

As she enjoyed the candy, its sweetness was meltingly delectable, utterly irresistible.

He pulled her close, pressing her against the car door.

The piece of candy melted between their lips, shattering and slowly dissipating until only a sweet aftertaste lingered, long fusing within them.

Finally, both panting, he leaned over her.

Something very hard pressed against her. She shifted slightly, and he knew what it was. Seeing her about to speak, he pre-emptively snapped, "Tu Hengsha, if you say I’m being a hooligan again, I’ll hit you!"

"..." She licked her lips, tasting the remains of that candy, sweet enough to dizzy anyone. "Then... can’t you just behave?"

"..." His temper flared, teeth clenched. "Tu Hengsha, one of these days..."

"One of these days, what?" Her head was still spinning, all thanks to his kisses. Whenever he kissed her, he did it so fiercely as if he wanted to devour her, leaving her breathless and dizzy.

"One of these days I’m going to spank you!" Angered, he flipped her over and pressed her against the car, indeed raising his hand and delivering two firm slaps to her bottom.

She turned in shock and pointed at him, "You... You actually spanked me?"

"Yes! What’s wrong with that?" He delivered two more slaps. "If you don’t learn to behave yourself next time, I’ll do it again!"

She bit her lip, looking at him without any signs of anger. He wondered what was wrong. Did he hit her dumb?

Instead, she lay there meekly, her face filled with anticipation, "Xiao Xu, do it again! Spank me two more times!"

"..." Had she lost her mind?

"What did I do in my past life to deserve such a silly girlfriend in this one?" He sighed deeply. "Can’t you stop being foolish?"

She huffed, "You’re the one who’s silly! You probably don’t understand how happy it is to be punished by a father!" But she wouldn’t tell him about her childhood envy of boys getting disciplined by their dads; otherwise, what if he started spanking her every other day?