Misguided practice of sinister cultivation techniques: Slander! The problem lies with you all, not me!
Chapter 48: Dare to Turn Me Into a Woman! (Please Follow)

Chapter 48: Chapter 48: Dare to Turn Me Into a Woman! (Please Follow)

That afternoon, Duan Yun went to Yushi Town to shop.

He is not Murong, lying there without eating, drinking, or even defecating.

He needs to eat, he needs to live a normal life.

These days, due to his presence as a weed-cutter, Yuzhu Villa has seen some new changes.

Especially the backyard, after being cleaned up by his Breaking Body Sword Energy, it no longer felt haunted like before, as if the grass was full of ghosts, but rather had a bit of a big lawn vibe.

This house has a big yard, which is really great.

You could even runs horses here.

That turned out to be a benefit for Little Grey, there were no horses running around in the villa, but a donkey did start running.

Thinking of the great accomplishment of Toe Sword today, and wanting to hook up with Murong again to see if he could get the "Twelve Layers of Spring Rain," Duan Yun fiercely bought some tasty food and drinks.

Just from the roast meat shop alone, he bought two pounds of crispy pork belly, then he bought two roast ducks, and he certainly didn’t skimp on the wine.

The roast meat seller named Old Chen has high emotional intelligence; a polite way to describe him is honest-looking, but to be frank, he’s not much to look at.

Actually, the food in his roast meat shop doesn’t look much better, dark and daunting, but the taste is really good, full of a smoky flavor.

At that time, there were other customers in the store.

These two customers were talking about the haunted mine in Yushi Town.

"Don’t go there just for a bit of jade debris, a few days ago Zhang went in there, and he hasn’t come out yet. The day before yesterday he appeared in a dream to his family, saying he was captured by a ghost, and now the ghost is flaying him."

"That place has such heavy Yin energy, who knows how many people were buried in that mine back then, who would go there for no reason?"

"It’s not just the mine, our lake here is not peaceful either, last month someone went fishing and ended up being eaten by a carp."

"Eaten by a carp? How big would that carp have to be, was it a Carp Spirit?"

"Of course, the freakiest place is that graveyard, there are scarecrows there, who knows who made them, they say they keep changing positions, last month when I went to visit my father’s grave, it felt wrong."

"Alas, our town is neglected by everyone and filled with bizarre things, it’s just the way it is."

Duan Yun listened to these rumors and felt that the town was quite interesting.

At first, he thought there were ghosts at Yuzhu Villa.

Turned out there really were.

Lazy ghosts.

On the way back, Duan Yun didn’t see the rumored Carp Spirit, but he saw that chest again.

Whether it’s the chest in the Qingcha Market water or this one in Bi Lake, they really seem like seductively dressed vixens, constantly tempting him.

Damn, what’s in this chest now?

Having been fooled once, Duan Yun was still curious, but this time he walked straight back without dragging the thing along.

Back at the villa, Duan Yun saw Murong lying on the steps.

This was the first day in many days that he saw him not sleeping on the mat in the room.

Duan Yun couldn’t help saying, "You actually decided to come out, that’s rare."

"I just came out to check on my pet."

"Pet? You have a pet?"

"Of course I have a pet, but sadly my pet has died."

Duan Yun asked curiously, "How did it die?"

"Killed by someone." Murong looked at him and said.

Duan Yun blinked and said with clear eyes, "You’re not saying that someone was me, right?"

"Is there anyone else here?" Murong replied.

"What exactly was your pet?" Duan Yun asked.

"Two Jade Spiders brought back from the Western Regions, very obedient, only liked to spin silk in the room, the silk they spun, one male and one female, was often sent to the palace as tribute," Murong explained.

Duan Yun raised an eyebrow and said, "Then it was indeed me who killed them."

"You actually dare to admit it."

"What, are you going to avenge them? Perfect, let me witness your Twelve Layers of Spring Rain."

Duan Yun not only didn’t back down but became more excited.

Just then, Murong changed the topic and said, "Don’t worry about it, they’re just two spiders. You bought quite a lot of braised food today. By the way, you made a good choice with this green bamboo wine. The bamboo that grows in the graveyard is dark and thick, perfect for brewing wine."

Duan Yun puzzledly asked, "You’re not seeking revenge anymore?"

"Nope, getting all worked up is too tiring. Just compensate me with some wine," Murong said languidly.

Upon hearing this, Duan Yun couldn’t help but feel suspicious, "I feel like this Jade Spider is fake, just ordinary big spiders. You’re just looking for an excuse to drink some wine."

Murong exclaimed, "I didn’t expect you, so young and new to the Martial World, to be so smart."

"Don’t worry, I’ll only take a sip."

"Drinking is fine, eating meat works too, but trade it for a secret book," Duan Yun said.

Murong shook his head and said, "Mr. Duan, my brother, after all we’ve been through, we’re not just friends but also neighbors. You’ve seen what this sword technique has done to me; I don’t want to harm you."

Duan Yun thought for a moment, then said, "Alright."

Saying this, he took a swig of wine and tossed the bottle to Murong.

He intentionally threw it a bit crooked.

Murong slid on the ground, and the wine bottle landed steadily on his chest.

With an open mouth, the wine flew right in.

After drinking Duan Yun’s wine like this, Murong didn’t want to mooch without giving something in return and said, "Besides the sword technique, I can teach you anything, this drinking skill..."

He hadn’t finished his sentence when he paused suddenly.

Duan Yun extended a finger and projected a stream of liquid.

He immediately recognized it as wine.

Another master?

As he lay there, boasting about his unique wine drinking technique, Duan Yun could actually project wine with a finger!

At that moment, Duan Yun said, "You don’t know, the thrill of projecting wine is far better than just drinking it; darting wine is much more enjoyable than drinking."

Hearing this, the usually indifferent Murong grew curious—"How enjoyable?"

"It’s like the saying, a wife is not as good as a mistress, a mistress not as good as a secret affair, and a secret affair not as good as an unrealized one. The difference between drinking and darting wine is even greater than between a wife and not getting caught," Duan Yun boasted.

Murong’s usually empty eyes flickered with emotion.

Duan Yun continued, "Wanna learn? You can use..."

"No desire to learn."

"Huh?"

"I’m too lazy to learn."

Duan Yun: "..."

He didn’t give up and continued, "Once mastered, this Finger Technique can project wine, shoot at people, and even nourish yin and strengthen yang!"

He believed that no man could resist the allure of shooting wine, targeting people, and enhancing vigor.

Unfortunately, Murong wasn’t a regular man.

He just lay there, suddenly motionless, as if recalling some painful memories.

"Nourishing yin and strengthening yang, nourishing yin and strengthening yang, if not that I wanted to leave my body intact, I would have castrated myself when my father fell ill," Murong lamented as he looked at the sky with a melancholic tone, "Ah, if only I were a woman, maybe there wouldn’t be so much pain."

After that, he returned the wine jug to Duan Yun and crawled back under his mat.

Before Murong had mentioned nourishing yin and strengthening yang, Duan Yun had thought he wanted to live.

Because he sensed the desire of a living person in him.

But after the mention of nourishing yin and strengthening yang, Duan Yun felt like Murong had become a "living dead" again.

What a misguided kind-hearted attempt!

Duan Yun felt somewhat guilty and frustrated, unable to help asking, "What exactly do you need to come out of this and let me learn your sword technique?"

"You’re a Duan, right? Unless you can get Old Demon Duan from the Duan Family to come here and turn me into a woman."

It seemed like he was deliberately making it difficult, or wanting him to give up, as Murong responded in such a faint tone.

Duan Yun felt a sudden cardiac arrest and couldn’t help but retort, "I am Old Demon Duan, but I really can’t do that!"

I freaking only know how to nourish yin and strengthen yang!

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