Misguided practice of sinister cultivation techniques: Slander! The problem lies with you all, not me!
Chapter 337 - 229: Not a Single Normal Person in the Entire Village (Please Subscribe)_2

Chapter 337: Chapter 229: Not a Single Normal Person in the Entire Village (Please Subscribe)_2

She was telling the truth, but for some reason, whether it was her girlish tone or something else, it somehow gave off a somewhat teasable vibe.

And this made Shen Ying and Feng Ling’er even more agitated!

Duan Yun hurriedly explained, "This new sister of the Murong brothers, also a new junior sister, I was only using her to test my skills. Xiatou, don’t slander people so recklessly."

By this time, Feng Ling’er managed to squeeze out her voice, berating him, "Who isn’t that dogshit brother’s sister! Stop being so slippery with your words!"

Talking about it only made her angrier.

I was clearly the first one here!

Duan Yun retorted righteously, "I’m not making excuses, I was genuinely testing my skills, even if your mother was here, I’d still pinch!"

Feng Ling’er’s face flushed with anger as she gasped, "You even dare to think about pinching my mother!"

The next moment, Duan Yun exerted force, and with two "Hmm!"s, both Feng Ling’er and Shen Ying couldn’t manage to speak.

If it weren’t for the wind rustling that plum tree, one might have thought that everything was frozen in that instant.

After a short while, Duan Yun spoke up, "Have the two of you calmed down now?"

"If you’re calm, blink your eyes."

The two pinned beauties blinked their eyes.

Duan Yun loosened his hold.

"Scoundrel!"

"Scoundrel"

"You deserve it!"

The moment the two women regained their freedom, they lashed out again, but Duan Yun sprang up and pinned them down again.

Still three people connected together, still immobile, but now in slightly different positions.

Upon seeing this scene, Fairy Ziyu clamped her mouth shut from shock, muttered "Psychopath.", and walked straight to the side.

Duan Yun didn’t expect to be called a psychopath by a psychopath himself.

Shen Ying and Feng Ling’er were somewhat overwhelmed by this, feeling as if they were caught in the act, but then being pinned down by their own man, only to be cursed by the mistress instead.

Duan Yun couldn’t help but explain, "You two really need to calm down, her head isn’t right."

"Do you remember Ning Tian that the Murong brothers encountered? That Fairy Ziyu who writes the trash book ’The Fall of the Goddess Constable,’ it’s her!"

Fairy Ziyu pursed her lips, retorting, "What I write is not trash, all the mess was caused by Green Jade! She wrote that nonsense behind my back!"

Duan Yun said, "See? She’s Fairy Ziyu now, but she might turn into Green Jade by evening. Green Jade calls her a slut, and she curses Green Jade for messing around."

With that, Shen Ying and Feng Ling’er’s eyes blinked furiously.

With this explanation, they were now sure she was insane.

Having relations with an insane person didn’t count as an affair.

Who would fall for a madwoman or a fool?

Wait a minute, there seems to be someone in the Martial World who indeed enjoys this, just like some Goddess Catchers fall for Demons over time.

But then, Duan Yun had already let them go and looked at Fairy Ziyu with eyes full of concern for the mentally ill.

It wasn’t easy for them to blow up in the face of such Compassionate Heart.

Discovering they were all staring at her, Fairy Ziyu said, "I’m not crazy, it’s just that Green Jade loves to cause trouble."

Shen Ying, always kind-hearted and particularly sympathetic towards the ill, quickly said, "You’re definitely not crazy, it’s all Green Jade’s fault."

Fairy Ziyu, feeling understood, expressed joy and explained, "Actually, it’s not all her fault, to be honest. She’s actually my sister, we just don’t get along, so she often slanders me."

As they chatted, the three women ended up gathering together.

Duan Yun, looking at this scene, couldn’t help but let out a long sigh of relief.

Aside from himself, there wasn’t a single normal person in this residence.

If he hadn’t perfected the Heart-to-Heart Spell, there might have been a fight today.

Afterward, Shen Ying went to the kitchen to start cooking.

It was clear that they must be quite hungry from their outing; Panda Dabai had already scampered to the graveyard and brought back quite a few bamboo shoots to eat.

When Duan Yun first brought Big White back, he was worried it wouldn’t acclimate well, but the creature was only getting burlier.

If not for its dopey way of lying on the ground munching bamboo, one might actually get the impression of a mighty Hero.

Whether it was out of care for the mentally ill or because Fairy Ziyu really had some kinship with Feng Ling’er, the three women suddenly sat together, chatting while they ate.

During their meal, they actually didn’t serve any food for Duan Yun.

He had no choice but to serve himself.

Duan Yun couldn’t help but ask, "Where did you three go?"

Feng Ling’er crossed her long legs and said, "We went to perform acts of chivalry, of course."

"You also performed acts of chivalry?" Duan Yun asked, surprised.

"What, we can’t perform acts of chivalry? Now in Yushi Town, everyone calls us female heroes," Feng Ling’er declared with pride.

"You three?"

Duan Yun couldn’t help but glance at Big White, who was gobbling down his food.

Seeing Duan Yun’s expression, Big White let out a dissatisfied "Woof!"

"Of course, it’s the three of us," Feng Ling’er continued with pride.

"What on earth happened?" Duan Yun asked.

"You know Old Chen from the roast shop in town, right?" Feng Ling’er inquired.

"Obviously."

"The other day, we went to Old Chen’s as usual to buy some roast meat, only to find out that Old Chen had gotten married."

"That’s quite the news," Duan Yun couldn’t help but comment.

Old Chen always looked honest, and he was also quite elderly, so he could be described as an honest old bachelor.

For someone like that to get married at his age was indeed a rarity.

"Seeing that there was a new owner’s wife at the roast shop, business might even get better. We were quite happy for Old Chen; after all, to find true love at his age. The woman Old Chen found was broad and plump, seemingly the kind to lead an honest life. But five days ago, when we went to buy roast meat again, we found that Old Chen had closed his shop."

"No matter what, Old Chen’s roast shop had been an old establishment; it had been there for so long, and Old Chen had barely taken any days off. So, we inquired and found out that Old Chen had been deceived. That woman took all of Old Chen’s life savings and even claimed that Old Chen was sick and didn’t deserve a woman like her.

"We figured this woman must be a habitual scammer. Who would have thought that even an ugly, plump woman with a big round face could deceive someone into marriage."

Duan Yun pondered, "So it’s because she was both fat and ugly that Old Chen was deceived."

That was a simple truth.

Old Chen was an honest man. If the woman had been pretty, he would’ve known he was out of his league, would’ve suspected that she was after his money or had ulterior motives, and naturally, he wouldn’t have been deceived.

But what about an ugly woman?

Old Chen would likely think he was a match, and with the woman applying some tricks, he fell for the scam.

"So you went to find that fat woman?"

"Of course, Old Chen lost all his savings he accumulated over his lifetime, becoming listless as if waiting to die. If we didn’t help him get his money back, would we have roast meat to eat in the future?

We spent some silver to have the curtain shop investigate, and this investigation revealed that this fat woman was not simple. She turned out to be a member of a gang of bandits from Qingli Mountain. Initially, they robbed and killed, but later on, they changed their MO and started to deceive people."

At this point, Feng Ling’er slammed the table, quite agitated, "How could Shen Ying and I endure this? So we, along with Big White, went straight to Qingli Mountain overnight, killed the whole gang of swindlers, and especially burned that fat woman alive by hanging her up.

"We got Old Chen’s silver back, and Old Chen was so happy, he said he would no longer think about women. Look, the roast shop is open again."

Hearing this, Duan Yun couldn’t help but clap and cheer.

Targeting swindling fatties and wiping out someone’s whole family—If not you as female heroes, then who?

At this point, Shen Ying couldn’t help asking, "What about the Murong brothers?"

Duan Yun said, "They’ve gone to escort a lady to visit her family."

Saying this, he recounted the story about the Murong brothers.

Fairy Ziyu suddenly looked distressed, "Is that really true?"

At this time, Feng Ling’er’s expression turned subtle as she asked Duan Yun, "Do you think it’s possible that this time it’s also..."

Duan Yun shook his head, "It doesn’t seem like it. That woman said she’s from the north. She and her mother have never left the Mohe region since they were young. When I trembled on her, I didn’t detect any signs of lying."

Shen Ying couldn’t help but tease, "What are you doing trembling on others?"

"That was for the Murong brothers’ sake, afraid that they would be deceived like Old Chen," Duan Yun replied.

At this moment, he noticed Feng Ling’er was silent with a strange expression, so he asked, "Is there a problem?"

Feng Ling’er nodded, "I was also born in the north. Old Man Murong had been to the north before and liked to brag in front of women that he was a wolf that had come to the north."

Hearing this, Duan Yun and Shen Ying couldn’t help but gasp.

Fairy Ziyu was suddenly baffled.

She was having trouble following their conversation.

What on earth are they talking about?

Is there a normal person in this place?

Even she, someone a bit abnormal, thinks they’re abnormal.

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