Misguided practice of sinister cultivation techniques: Slander! The problem lies with you all, not me!
Chapter 151 - 142: Adulterous Couple, Shameless Sneak Attack! (Please Subscribe!)

Chapter 151: Chapter 142: Adulterous Couple, Shameless Sneak Attack! (Please Subscribe!)

Duan Yun squeezed his sword finger and moved closer when suddenly, the eye in the peephole twitched, and a song abruptly began to play.

"Little girl, getting up early in the morning, carrying pants to the latrine."

"In the latrine, there lurks a pervert, who then rapes her!"

The voice was crisp and pleasant, like that of an oriole, but in the early morning, it gave a full sense of terror.

Almost simultaneously, the eye in the hole disappeared, but the singing continued.

The singing was ethereal, sometimes distant and sometimes near, making it difficult to discern the direction.

Duan Yun pinched his sword finger, looking inside the latrine, his expression guarded.

Suddenly, as if a breeze had blown, the bamboo curtain of the latrine was lifted, revealing a slim figure in a green long skirt.

The woman in the green skirt, carrying a vegetable basket, walked out looking frail and weak, and her voice seemed very easy to bully.

Even though Duan Yun had seen her fish and bully others the day before, he still couldn’t help but feel an urge to bully her fiercely.

At this moment, the woman in the green skirt had stopped singing and turned her beautiful eyes towards Duan Yun, murmuring, "Do you want to rape me?"

Duan Yun shook his head and said, "No."

"Why? Is raping me not good?" the woman in the green skirt asked tearfully, looking pitiful.

It seemed as if not raping her would instead harm her.

Honestly, her appearance was indeed very tempting, but Duan Yun seriously analyzed, "Miss, your tongue coating is thick and greasy, suggesting long-term indulgence leading to excessive fire in the heart and liver, possibly resulting in yellow urine, excessive foam, and even bad breath."

The woman in the green skirt still had a pitiful appearance, invoking a sense of strategic planning, but upon hearing these words, she revealed a startled expression, looking at Duan Yun as if he were a freak.

Or even a monster.

"You say I have bad breath?" the woman in the green skirt questioned.

The pitiful air about her had faded a lot, replaced by a sinister and malicious aura.

Duan Yun earnestly explained, "Even the most beautiful women fart, and it stinks. Your symptoms are not mild, and having a foul-smelling breath is quite reasonable."

"Trust me, I’m a professional doctor."

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

The woman in the green skirt’s cheeks twitched as she repeated "Fine!" three times, seemingly at her limit. In the instant her eyes flashed fiercely, the vegetable basket in her hand had already flown towards Duan Yun.

Duan Yun was already prepared, but as the vegetable basket flew through the air, seemingly not fast, it gave an unavoidable impression.

Because the basket seemed to conceal several contingencies, no matter how you changed positions, it seemed to follow precisely.

Since he was already targeted, Duan Yun did not hesitate, his ten fingers trembled rapidly, unleashing Jade Sword Finger Sword Energy as if it cost him nothing.

If the odd vegetable basket possessed many trajectory changes, always managing to follow Duan Yun’s head, then at this moment, Duan Yun’s Jade Sword Finger Sword Energy was like a sudden rain mixed with wind, fast at times, slow at others, moving left and right, and possessing an unpredictable rhythm.

The key was that the Sword Qi could also drive his body to move, reducing recoil, thus his movements also became difficult to predict.

For a moment, both the trajectory of the vegetable basket and Duan Yun became elusive, increasing the difficulty for the basket to catch Duan Yun.

The woman in the green skirt made a quick decision, her True Qi buzzing inside her like ripples spreading out, causing the vegetable basket in the air to shake violently and suddenly accelerate, turning into a blur as it flew towards Duan Yun’s head.

Almost at the same time, Duan Yun, firing Sword Qi with his hands, brought his ten fingers together, forming a net-like Sword Qi that he pushed upwards.

Bang!

The basket, spinning rapidly mid-air and shifting position, collided with the net-like Sword Qi.

The basket was knocked high into the air by the Sword Qi, only to fall again!

But this time, its changes were significantly fewer, yet it became more forceful.

Faced with a direct confrontation, Duan Yun did not flinch.

He delivered an elbow strike, his Elbow Sword Qi roaring out, while his right foot forcefully kicked, throwing his boot as the Toe Sword Qi also shot out like lightning.

Thud, thud!

Sword Qi collided with the vegetable basket, the sound booming like Spring Thunder, buzzing incessantly.

Duan Yun then realized that what seemed like a bamboo-woven basket was actually likely cast from some kind of metal.

His Elbow Sword and Toe Sword Sword Qi had long been at his command, both strikes forceful and heavy, never lacking in power.

Thus, the basket, bearing the weight of a thousand loads, was instantly sent flying, crashing with a bang against the wall and roof, dragging a grey-white turbulent flow behind it.

"Damn!"

Unexpectedly to Duan Yun, as soon as the basket was sent flying, a shadow once again enveloped him.

A green skirt!

Duan Yun looked up to see the green skirt descending from the sky, aimed right at his body.

From here, he could only see the pitch-black underside of the entire green skirt, like a gaping abyss, obscuring everything.

Duan Yun could not see the old lady’s underwear, and was suddenly furiously enraged.

"Too insincere!"

At that moment, instead of retreating, he charged forward, diving under the terrifying hem of the woman’s skirt.

This sudden change even caused the green-skirted woman’s eyes to jump.

"Breaking Body Sword Energy!"

Breaking Body Sword Energy emanated from all over his body, like smoke and fog, blurring Duan Yun’s figure.

The black Death Energy melded with the Sword Qi, turning into an ominous ink color.

In that moment, Duan Yun himself seemed to transform into a huge black sword, charging towards the green-skirted woman’s undergarment!

The underside of the green-skirted woman’s skirt was also black, and in the blink of an eye, black collided with black.

With a thud, the sound was extremely muffled.

The green skirt writhed like a gaping mouth, appearing very eerie. But the next moment, the green-skirted woman let out a cry that was suddenly high and then low, unclear whether it was pain or pleasure.

With a ripping sound, her skirt tore open a large piece, and Duan Yun, who had been swallowed, fell out from the opening, blood spraying and white smoke rising from half of his body.

Meanwhile, the green-skirted woman somersaulted and flew out of the wall.

At that moment, a figure swept from the side, leaving a trail of afterimages, and collided with the green-skirted woman.

Shen Ying!

With a bang, accompanied by the sound of flesh and bone splintering, Shen Ying kicked out her long leg with gathered strength, like firing a shell, hitting the green-skirted woman’s waist.

Thus, in an instant, the green-skirted woman’s body seemed to snap in half, struck into a "<" shape.

The woman’s body, like a shell, was kicked flying, the powerful wind howling, leaving a human-shaped hole in the wall.

Shen Ying, successful with one kick, stepped on air, creating ripple-like airwaves, then accelerated her fall, like a meteor, preparing to deliver a second savage blow to the green-skirted woman.

In terms of direct confrontation or single combat, she was no match for Duan Yun, one of the Dual Masters of Sword and Saber. However, when it came to sneaking attacks, seizing opportunities and delivering final fatal blows, Duan Yun was inferior to her.

But at that moment, Shen Ying’s plummeting body suddenly swept up in mid-air!

With a swoosh!

Suddenly, a large jet of dark "blood wave" sprayed from underneath the green-skirted woman’s skirt, sinister beyond measure.

With a smack, the blood wave struck the wall which immediately eroded, emitting countless bubbles and steaming black smoke.

And by then, the green-skirted woman had already disappeared into the forest outside.

Shen Ying turned, only to see two rows of bloody characters on the corroded wall— "Adulterous rascals, shameless ambushers, under the Ghost Mother, we shall come for your lives!"

At this moment, "adulterous rascal" Duan Yun had hurried over, looked at the characters, and said: "Adulterous rascals?"

Shen Ying’s face flushed, saying: "Who’s being adulterous with you!"

Duan Yun, looking confused: "Isn’t that what I read from the characters?"

"Even reading is wrong, reading is also a mistake!"

Duan Yun: "...."

The situation with Xiatou Ying is really getting more severe.