Misguided practice of sinister cultivation techniques: Slander! The problem lies with you all, not me!
Chapter 149 - 140 Am I a Little Bit Abnormal? (Please Subscribe!) _2

Chapter 149: Chapter 140 Am I a Little Bit Abnormal? (Please Subscribe!) _2

Hearing this, Shen Ying couldn’t help but laugh, saying: "How does it feel to offer incense?"

Duan Yun sarcastically said: "Honestly, it’s a bit weird."

His main concern was that the stone statue was carved very vividly, and it was in a shade of ash white; looking at its handsome face gave him the feeling of looking at a black and white photo.

At this moment, Shen Ying solemnly asked: "But I still want to ask, did you really assault Zhu Heimian’s wife in front of him?"

"Do you think I’m that kind of pervert?" Duan Yun retorted.

Shen Ying pondered: "I didn’t think so before, but now it seems possible."

"What!"

"Which decent Young Hero likes to see people draped in silk all over? You’re a pervert to begin with, and that Chen Ying of the Huangshan Sword Sect has long been famous for her beauty."

Duan Yun, looking at Shen Ying beside him, said with a gloomy face: "One look at that Chen Ying and you can tell she has a bad temper, excessive bile, yellow urine, irregular menstruation; how could I possibly have thoughts about such a person?

As for your silk, I’m just studying, this kind of full-body silk is really worth researching."

While saying this, Duan Yun took out the piece of silk he had previously plucked from Shen Ying and started examining it, which looked extremely perverted in Shen Ying’s eyes!

She tried to snatch it back, but Duan Yun dodged.

Why should he give back silk that he had harvested himself?

Then Duan Yun couldn’t help asking: "Little Yingying, aren’t your family worried about you being out for so long?"

Shen Ying suddenly became nervous and said: "Why are you suddenly asking about my family? You’re not thinking of meeting my parents, are you? I’ve said it before, my dad won’t mess around; you’re not my brother, and it’s even less likely that I would fall in love with you and then chop you."

"Wait a minute! If you’re not my brother, does that mean you want to propose? My dad might actually like you; with the orders of parents and the words of matchmakers, wouldn’t I be forced to marry you then, have to consummate the marriage with you, and let you research my silk again?"

"Old Demon Duan, you’re so perverted!"

Saying so, she covered her flat chest with both hands, looking at Duan Yun with a guarded expression, and walked away.

Duan Yun sat there, veins popping on his forehead.

Just one sentence and she could imagine so much?

Xiatou Ying deserves to be called Xiatou Ying; in terms of overthinking, even the Xiatou Divine Catcher seems slightly inferior.

This is a sickness!

As a doctor whose skills are increasingly maturing, Duan Yun felt that Xiatou Ying also needed to be confined in the cellar for treatment.

Duan Yun, while examining the fine silk from Shen Ying, pondered seriously.

Being able to produce white silk from her body was a very strange thing in itself, and even a little scary, but Duan Yun had to admit that Xiatou Ying, who could instantly wrap herself in a white silk battle suit, suddenly became a lot sexier.

At least to him, that kind of "skin" was very attractive.

Am I really a little bit perverted?

...

At dusk, the cooking smoke curled up.

Be it Yuzhu Villa or nearby Yushi Town, the atmosphere always feels most peaceful at this time.

The cattle, horses, and people who have been busy all day can finally take a breath, eat some hot food, relieve the fatigue of the entire day, and some may even enjoy a drink of cloudy wine.

Even the people of the Martial World who commit adultery and murder think about eating at this time.

Humans cannot live without food.

Although Duan Yun was quite perverted, incessantly tempting her to perform the Silk Armor again to study her.

She had already performed once!

Yet Shen Ying still chose to eat dinner together with Duan Yun.

Just like what she said to the Murong brothers before, when she hoped to find something during the box opening, she wanted to see Duan Yun.

Even though they often quarreled, sometimes even fiercely, they never found each other disagreeable.

Sometimes, a little quarrel could be delightful, and they would find each other more appealing.

This situation made Shen Ying suspect that there might be something wrong with the Demon Blade that Duan Yun practiced and started to doubt her father’s originally noble character.

"Help!"

"Somebody, save me!"

At this time, a woman’s cries for help suddenly came from outside.

As a Martial World Young Hero and an onlooker who enjoys storytelling, how could they miss such an opportunity to redress an injustice?

So in the next moment, two people, each holding a bowl of rice, appeared on the rooftop.

Duan Yun and Shen Ying were eating while keeping an eye on the situation outside.

The sound came from a bamboo grove in the graveyard, not far away.

The next moment, a panicked female figure appeared in their view.

At this time, the woman, carrying a vegetable basket, slipped and fell to the ground.

Even the cucumbers in the basket scattered out.

Behind the clump of bamboo where the small path was, a hunchback soon appeared.

The hunchback, wielding a snake-headed cane, grinned viciously: "Pretty girl, in this godforsaken place, even if you scream your throat out, no one will know."

Witnessing this scene, Young Hero Duan’s blood was already boiling.

It’s not just heroes who would feel this way, even an ordinary man would get agitated seeing this.

Any man, even those without fighting skills, would have fantasized countless times about being the hero who saves the damsel in distress.

Unfortunately, such opportunities are rare.

Even as a hero, Duan Yun had encountered many injustices but seldom had such chances.

In his experiences, there were more Mad Women who loved to assault men.

Finally encountering such a standard plot from martial heroes dramas, how could Young Hero Duan sit still.

At this moment, the hunchback was no longer in a hurry to catch the woman.

Because the woman’s foot was twisted, she had already become an easy meal for him; screaming would not help her escape.

At this time, Shen Ying saw Duan Yun laying down his bowl and couldn’t help saying: "Are you thinking of playing the hero to save the beauty?"

Duan Yun raised his eyebrow: "Shouldn’t I?"

Shen Ying suggested: "I think you can wait a bit longer."

"Wait for what? If we wait any longer..."

Suddenly, a bizarre scene occurred.

The hunchback who was originally licking his tongue and sleazily approaching suddenly stopped, turned around, and fled rapidly.

Duan Yun even saw the terror in his face, as if he had seen a ghost.

The next moment, the woman in the green dress who was on the ground sprang up and chased after him.

"Aren’t you going to eat me? Why are you running?" The woman in green laughed with a giggle.

She threw the basket in her hand, which transformed into a blur, and it covered the hunchback’s head.

The next moment, a piercing scream sounded, as the vegetable basket mysteriously spun, splattering flesh and blood.

At dusk, the scene was both thrilling and terrifying.

With a clang, just in the nick of time, the hunchback used his snake-headed cane to strike, narrowly blocking the vegetable basket.

But at this moment, the woman in green approached with a sweet smile.

With a swish, a surge erupted from the bulge on the hunchback’s back, shooting out a stream of black venom, swift and fast.

Duan Yun had not anticipated that whether it was the woman in green’s vegetable basket move or the hunchback’s spine stab, both were deviously unpredictable, startling even Duan Yun, who was no longer a novice in the Martial World.

But clearly, the woman in green was more skilled.

She nimbly dodged the poison spine, and from the sky, she covered the hunchback with her dress.

In Duan Yun’s and Shen Ying’s view, the green dress seemed like a huge mouth, writhing for a while. Initially, the dress was bulging, clearly indicating the hunchback struggling inside, but after two arms and a leg flew out, there was no significant movement.

The hunchback was eaten by this woman using "skirt mouth"?

In the dimming environment, the woman standing in green was very terrifying.

Shen Ying said, "Do you still want to play the hero now?"

Duan Yun couldn’t help saying: "Is this a person or a ghost? Did you see it coming?"

Shen Ying looked at him and said, "Out there, they spread tales about you like you’re a Demon that comes once in a hundred years, but probably only Murong brothers and I know that you are truly inexperienced."

"What on earth is this woman?" Duan Yun asked curiously.

"Obviously, a female ghost who can behead."

Saying this, Shen Ying had already left the rooftop.

At this time, the woman in green had already walked into the depths of the bamboo forest, her steps light and floaty, as if not touching the ground.

As twilight was fading and the surroundings dim, Duan Yun felt she looked back at him as she left, or perhaps not...