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Chapter 105 - 104 This Cultivation Technique is Both Righteous and Evil, Only I Can Control It! (Please Subscribe!)
Chapter 105: Chapter 104 This Cultivation Technique is Both Righteous and Evil, Only I Can Control It! (Please Subscribe!)
Within the cave, the Golden Snub-nosed Monkey had already returned.
Of course, in the depths of this mysterious cave were none other than Chicken Face Ji Sichen and Monkey Face Monkey Wuya.
Waving his hand, Monkey Wuya summoned the Golden Snub-nosed Monkey, which had just returned from Yuzhu Villa and walked over both fearfully and obediently.
Beside it lay the body of another of its kind, its brain freshly sucked out.
Monkey Wuya, revealing his white teeth while petting the monkey’s head, looked exceptionally kind.
Ji Sichen spoke up, "Monkey, do you think Old Demon Duan will fall for your trick?"
With a grin, Monkey Wuya replied, "Are Great Mountain Sword Sect’s Sect Leader Chen Shanhe and Wind and Rain Tower’s second Tower Master Yun Xuesheng any less than Old Demon Duan?"
"Ha ha ha... You make a good point. It really isn’t easy for martial artists not to fall into your trap. Your trick of sewing the secret book inside the Lion White Ape’s belly is simply brilliant. Even Yun Xuesheng, the brains of Wind and Rain Tower, couldn’t escape your machinations," Ji Sichen remarked with a cackling voice, sounding very much like a chicken.
"It can’t be helped. How many skilled martial artists aren’t arrogant? Each one of them, upon seeing the secret book inside the Lion White Ape’s belly, believes they are the chosen one, destined to treasure it. And after all, the secret book is indeed genuine."
After eating his fill, Monkey Wuya felt very satisfied.
"It’s genuine?" exclaimed Ji Sichen, surprised.
"Of course, it’s genuine. Wang Fengfeng was indeed my maternal uncle. But I only managed to obtain a partial copy of the secret book. Why, are you interested in learning it?" the monkey suddenly asked.
Ji Sichen let out a gaggling laugh reminiscent of a chicken’s cackle and said, "As if I’d want to learn that."
"We’re all brothers here, so I won’t do you harm. Nobody can cultivate from this partial copy, and it only drives people mad. After my continual testing of poisons, this ’romantic toy’ can now turn the brains of those who cultivate it into mush.
I have to say, such mushy brains are particularly smooth and succulent when sucked, a perfect match for my ’Brain-Sucking Skills.’"
As he spoke, Monkey Wuya showed a greedy expression and sighed, "Over the years, I’ve sucked the brains of many; Sect Masters of Sword Sects, Lin Xue Fairy, Hundred-refined Divine Constables, Life-stealing Scholars. Don’t even mention it, the brains of intelligent people are exceptionally tasty, a flavor that lingers."
"After sucking Yun Xuesheng’s brain, not only did my power greatly increase, but I also developed a poetic flair and started reciting poetry. After absorbing the Life-stealing Scholar’s brain, I even learned to do arithmetic, something I was worst at before."
At that moment, Monkey Wuya looked towards Ji Sichen and said, "It’s said that a chicken’s brain is the smallest and most essence-filled. I wonder what it tastes like."
Ji Sichen burst into laughter, with the chicken crown atop his head shaking, "Why don’t you give it a try?"
"Forget it, forget it. Chicken brains are said to be poisonous, and you, this dead chicken, are known to be the most toxic of all. After two and a half years, I can’t imagine how much more poisonous you’ve become."
"Rat Leader has disappeared, and in the end, it’s just the two of us who upheld our loyalty. After the sister-in-law was cruelly killed by Old Demon Duan, that pig was the most vehement, but in the end, only the two of us showed up," Monkey Wuya sighed.
Shaking his head, Ji Sichen said, "That pig was always the most selfish, always eager to curry favor when the big brother was around, always the loudest and the fastest to run. So tell me, how many days will it take for Old Demon Duan to become a fool from practicing your maternal uncle’s cultivation technique?"
"I don’t know. The higher the talent, the faster it happens. The smartest, Yun Xuesheng, took seven days. If he’s not too stupid, it would take ten days to a half-month for his brain to turn to water," explained Monkey Wuya.
While speaking, he gently stroked the little head of the Golden Snub-nosed Monkey and tenderly said, "Go and keep an eye on things. Once the old demon is reduced to a wreck, come and let me know. Brains are best eaten fresh."
The Golden Snub-nosed Monkey nodded carefully.
...
Inside Yuzhu Villa, Duan Yun was listening to the Murong brothers talk about the charmer "Wang Fengfeng."
"Wang Fengfeng is indeed the most enviable prodigy of the past century."
As they spoke of this person, the Murong brothers’ eyes seemed to change.
"Wang Fengfeng is known as ’Heavenly Clothes Charm’ and is famous in the Martial World for his Finger Technique and qinggong movement technique. His Finger Technique is so versatile that it can bring his numerous lady loves unparalleled happiness, an absolutely enrapturing experience, and yet it can cause his enemies unbearable pain, a fate worse than death.
At that time, a saying circulated in the Martial World: The happiest thing is to become a friend of Wang Fengfeng, especially his female and male confidantes, because he can make you feel absolutely blissful, as if ascending to the heavens; the most terrifying thing, on the other hand, is to become Wang Fengfeng’s enemy, as he will send you plunging into hell, a fate worse than death."
Listening to the Murong brothers, Duan Yun’s mind stalled for a moment and he said, "About this Finger Technique, am I thinking about it the wrong way?"
Murong brothers decisively said, "No, you’re not thinking about it the wrong way! This truly is a Divine Skill Finger Technique that can make people feel absolutely blissful or plunge them into the depths of hell."
"Heavenly Clothes Charm Wang Fengfeng’s lady loves include both the Evil Woman of the Demon Dao and fairies of the righteous path. His friends range from prominent noble families to local Demons; these people who are originally incompatible as fire and water, even those who have blood feuds, can live in harmony with each other as long as Wang Fengfeng is around, with even more harmony than the emperor’s harem thanks to his Finger Technique."
"That’s the magic of Wang Fengfeng’s Finger Technique."
At this moment, Duan Yun finally realized why Shen Ying was unwilling to discuss these matters with him, and even now, she wasn’t joining in the excitement.
It would indeed be rather awkward to have a woman explain the wonders of this Finger Technique.
No, the Finger Technique itself is just plain wrong!
Damn hooligan!
But, it all depends on who wields the technique; in the hands of a Young Hero like himself, brimming with Heroic Spirit, it would only serve to nurture the world, making the Martial World a better place.
Hence, Duan Yun decided to sacrifice his precious time to practice this Finger Technique.
However, when he went to look for the secret book, he found that the Murong brothers had beaten him to it, eagerly picking up the book to examine.
Duan Yun snatched it back, saying, "What are you doing?"
"I want to learn this!" stated the Murong brothers with an earnest face.
Duan Yun flatly refused, "This Cultivation Technique is both righteous and evil, deep and unfathomable, only a one-in-a-million Cultivation genius or a Hero with true integrity could possibly grasp it fully. Clearly, you don’t have what it takes."
"I can grasp it!" the Murong brothers said excitedly.
Yes, this really is a Divine Skill that men find hard to resist.
A hundred years after Wang Fengfeng, his unique skills vanished without a trace. It turns out that this genius had the whimsical idea to sew them into the belly of a Lion White Ape, no wonder no one could find it.
Looking at the Murong brothers, Duan Yun said, "But this secret book was found by Shen Ying and me. We invited you to join us, and you declined."
"I..."
The Murong brothers were momentarily at a loss for words.
He was always someone who made sense, and what Duan Yun said was quite reasonable.
He had no claim to this secret book.
So, he could only watch helplessly as Duan Yun took the secret book away to study, feeling a sense of helplessness similar to when his sister Fu Wanjun was dragged into the cellar, and he could do nothing but watch.
"Hey, big brother, Hero, Old Demon, you must teach it to me once you’ve learned it! This concerns my happiness!"
"I got it," said Duan Yun, impatiently.
By this time, he had already opened the secret book and was looking at it even more intently.
Sure enough, the opening Chapter of this ’romantic toy’ was indeed a Finger Technique called ’Finger Strength Charm’.
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