Master Bai! This Celestial Fox Spirit Is Asking For Divorce
Chapter 302: Episode 28.3 How To Ask For A Baby Sibling

Chapter 302: Episode 28.3 How To Ask For A Baby Sibling

"What is the meaning of this?"

Shen Yuan pointedly asked his son at the very moment he entered their home.

Since he was granted undertime today, he decided to immediately head home to rest and clean himself up. The dried-up blood in his coat has dried up and its colors mixed with the darkness of his clothes. However, it left a sticky feeling that he would love to get rid of.

The plan was to quickly go to the bathroom, without being seen in such a bloodied state by Yanyan.

But for some laughable twist of fate, the first thing he sees upon coming home is his son doing some inexplicable activities in the living room.

"Yanyan, why are you crouching and sticking your butt up to the ceiling? Is this some exercise? Yoga?" The celestial fox spirit asked, his facial muscles are all over the place.

He just walked in on his five-year-old son doing something he would like to think of as a demon-summoning ritual! He honestly can’t think of what he should make out of that sight. Should he reprimand Yanyan for doing it? Should he pass it off as a childish play?

They have house helps and guards walking around the house what if they walked in on his son like that?!

Oh, my goodness, Yanyan! Why are you raising the ass you perfectly inherited from your father, Bai Tingfeng?!

Shen Yuan was emotionally shaken but he tried his best to calm himself.

Yanyan, the angelic little boy, sat up from the bean bag couch and greeted his omega dad with a wide dazzling smile. "Daddy, you’re home! Finally!"

As always, the little boy was so ready to throw himself to his father. However, thinking about the dried blood on his body, Shen Yuan stopped Yanyan from hugging him.

"No, no, no. Daddy is full of dirt now. I must take a bath before you can hug me," Shen Yuan raised his hand to stop the charging little boy. Fortunately, the kid managed to hit the brakes on time. "But before anything else, mind if you explain to me what you were doing? Huh?"

Yanyan giggled. "Secret. It’s a secret magic spell."

What? Magic spell? Raising one’s hips like doggy style?

’Well, yes, Yanyan. That booty-up position is a magic spell that I ultimately use to your father. Just one lift and Bai Tingfeng goes crazy like a rabid dog on me. It’s a kind of magic charm that needs no mana to be effective, just plain sexiness.’ Shen Yuan thought.

However, he can’t think of any reason why a five-year-old is raising his butt like that! He must know why Yanyan did what he did and where did he learn such a "secretive" magic spell.

"Yanyan? Who taught you that?"

The little boy made a cute little squeal before zipping his lips.

"Okay. You want it to be secret. Daddy will show you the investigation skills I picked up in my job," Shen Yuan said and without further words, he walked away.

"Daddy, wait." Yanyan came running, following his daddy.

But the fox daddy can’t be stopped. He noiselessly spread his magic in search of Nanny Lin and pinpointed her in the kitchen.

In the kitchen, Nanny Lin is busy baking some cookies, presumably for Yanyan’s snacks. There were a few already baked ones and Shen Yuan saw them being discreetly swiped by the drooling panda.

Shen Yuan’s eyebrows jolted at the gigantic thief. He wants to have a word with Yangyang, the mutated giant panda but ultimately decides to go on with his initial purpose to ask Nanny Lin first.

"Those cookies smell so good," Shen Yuan said.

Nanny Lin was late to realize the arrival of Shen Yuan, so she jumped a little upon hearing his boss’ voice. "Master Shen! W-Welcome home. You’re just in time for snacks. I baked some cookies. Would you like to have them with some cold beverages? I will prepare them for you."

Nanny Lin is a natural warm-hearted lady. That’s why even though she’s only back for a few days, Shen Yuan is already candid with her.

"Oh, I would love to. But I’ll be eating them for later. I’m dirty from a chaotic field day. I would love to take a bath first before snacking," Shen Yuan answered with a smile. "Anyways, can I ask you a question? Did Yanyan learn something new in class or— maybe on the internet?"

Nanny Lin looked confused about the question. She couldn’t think of an answer, that is until Yanyan came inside the kitchen whining.

"Daddy! Nanny Lin doesn’t know about it. She’s not the one who told me about the magic spell!" Yanyan protested, his little face was flushed and bulging.

Nanny Lin had an impulse to pinch those chubby cheeks. However, seeing the suspicious reaction of his boy, Nanny Lin instantly knew that Yanyan made mischief. The gears in her head started turning and she quickly deduced what or who influenced Yanyan.

"After Teacher Fu left, Young Master did a video conference with his friend. They talked enthusiastically about Teacher Fu’s lessons, the coming entrance exam and other trivial things. It’s a typical catching up among friends," Nanny Lin thoughtfully said.

"Virtual meeting with friends," Shen Yuan knowingly nodded. There are many things that one could be learned from friends. He knows that very well since most of his hobbies now are influenced by his once friends— ehem, BL things.

"Who is this little friend, Yanyan?"

Feeling that he’s already caught, Yanyan pouted his lips before answering. "It’s just Xiaolun, Daddy. He called because he was excited about the entrance exam and he also informed me that thirty days from now, his cousin who was just born will have a full moon baby celebration."

"Xiaolun said that his uncle will make the celebration grand because it coincides with his first child’s birthday. It will be a double celebration. Guests are expected to give two gifts. That’s why Xiaolun is inviting me and the others early."

’Wow, that kid from the Wu family impresses me. He’s just the little cousin of the newborn baby but he has the gull to invite guests before the real parents can. The Wu family is an interesting bunch.’ Shen Yuan said to himself.

"Then is Xiaolun the one who taught you about the secret magic spell?"

Yanyan nodded his head. His lips are visibly longer than before. "Yes! Xiaolun said that this newborn cousin is his uncle’s second baby. He said that the baby came quickly because his other cousin prayed hard and regularly did a magic spell that effectively summons a baby brother to his mom’s belly. I asked how to do the magic spell and Xiaolun demonstrated it to me."

Nanny Lin was both flabbergasted and entertained at his little master’s words. "How to do it?"

The little boy mightily raised his finger and recited according to his friend’s words, "Putting your head down and bum bum up every day symbolizes your excitement and happiness to have a baby sibling. Once God notices your persistent effort to do the action, He will deliver the baby faster! Just like magic!"

Shen Yuan and Nanny Lin are both speechless.

Yanyan looked down at his fingers and somberly fiddled with them. "I want to help out in pushing my baby sibling inside my Daddy’s tummy. Why is it taking a long time?"

Hearing this, Nanny Lin can no longer hide her giggles. She politely covered her mouth, but the shaking of his shoulders was too eye-catching.

"Kids..."

How can children be so cute, silly, and innocent all at the same time? They don’t know or understand the double meanings that their words create.

This made him remember the morning show he once watched in his previous world. A child gave his mother a Happy Mother’s Day card with a paper flower attached to its cover, and it sent the internet rolling to the floor, laughing.

Why? Well, it’s because the flower looks like a freaking female sex organ!

The petals of the supposed rose resemble the labia so much that it is impossible to be mistaken as a flower. Obviously, it cracked the mother up because the "accidental" coochie portrait matches that day’s celebration.

"The rose beef burger-like petals are reminiscent of my flower after birth," One commenter dropped in between laughter.

The celestial fox spirit, of course, found instances like this endearing because it only shows how pure children are. However, it didn’t occur to him back then that he would experience the same situation with his own son.

Honestly, he can’t think of anything innocent, right now. He doesn’t know whether he should laugh or cry. Maybe he will laugh later once he shares the story with his husband.

My goodness, Yanyan, who do you take after?

"I see..." Shen Yuan rambled after some time. "Don’t stress yourself about baby siblings. They will come when the time is right, Yanyan. This magic spell... I will mention this to your father. We will see how he reacts about this."

Yanyan blushed then ran to hold his daddy’s hand. "Daddy, don’t do it, please... Papa will think I’m silly!"

Shen Yuan let out a guttural laughter. ’But you really are silly, boy.’ He thought.

"Didn’t you say that you wanted to quicken up the arrival of your sibling? The best way to do that is to encourage your Papa. I will tell him how much you wanted one. Who knows? Once he hears your efforts he may work double time, right?"