Master Bai! This Celestial Fox Spirit Is Asking For Divorce -
Chapter 236: Episode 21.9 Yanyan’s Pet
Chapter 236: Episode 21.9 Yanyan’s Pet
The mutated giant panda had a tough life ever since it crossed paths with these frightening two-legged beasts.
During the violent mating of the two flimsy-looking but disgustingly strong humans, the one with cloud-colored hair tossed it away, making it fly for quite a distance.
It was not a big deal with its sturdy body to plop on the ground belly first.
It’s not that painful.
However, the place where it landed after getting tossed by the hateful human was the territory of a frightening fellow panda!
Wild pandas are solitary and territorial, more so if they are females and have recently given birth.
And the poor giant panda seemed to hit the jackpot in being unlucky as it provoked a ferocious single-mom panda. It was beaten horribly by the mom and two cubs.
What a sad life.
But the series of unfortunate events didn’t stop there! When it managed to break free from the teeth and claws of the ferocious family, it witnessed its original habitat getting obliterated by an ominous golden light, and what’s worse is that it’s coming after its leg fast!
The poor panda who took a beating that most pandas don’t receive in their entire life is now homeless, foodless, and just a few kicks away from getting disintegrated!
The unlucky giant panda rolled and rolled to escape the fate of being reduced to dust.
It even lost its way and steeled its balls to resort to begging for food just to survive.
But it didn’t expect that in its first attempt at begging, it would meet one of the two-legged beasts who beat him to be a panda of misfortune.
"Agh! Agh! Agh!"
’Ah! This troublesome human again!’ The poor panda plopped on its back and rolled on the ground like a whining brat.
Shen Yuan is also fed up with the panda because the animal reminds him of the fact that he let the pink-haired cardinal and his lackey escape.
"It’s you again! Is disturbing people your hobby?" The celestial fox spirit said with a loud sigh. If he were a trigger-happy person, he would probably grill the bear alive.
This panda is like a fungus! Suddenly appearing in the most unexpected time and place!
"That mutated giant panda might be one who escaped the mana bomb explosion," Bai Tingfeng, who followed his husband, said.
At first, he didn’t recognize the giant panda, but after spotting the familiar cowardice in those beady eyes, he was quickly reminded of the stray wild panda in their villa.
"What a pitiful one. Its habitat perished due to the Cardinals. What should we do with it?"
Shen Yuan pursed his lips, "What else? Bring it back to the wild where it belongs."
This isn’t an apathetic decision on his part. Instead, it was a considerate one.
As a fox spirit who is close to nature, he firmly believed that what belongs to the wild should stay in the wild.
That way, animals will retain the natural instincts they need for survival.
’Only a small fraction of the bamboo forest was destroyed. Surely, there will be a place for a single coward panda.’ Shen Yuan thought.
"You need to toughen your spine, Mr. Panda," Shen Yuan nudged the black and white bear with his foot. "Also, stay clear to humans from now on. With their awakened powers, you’re not much of a threat. What if someone came to poach you?"
It was unknown whether the poor panda understood Shen Yuan’s words, but right after that, the panda flinched and crawled away in fright.
"Oy," the celestial fox spirit is a bit offended by the apparent repulsion he was getting.
Thankfully, before his temper soars, Yanyan appears while wearing a heartbroken face. The five foxfire beasts are gathered around the boy like bodyguards.
"Is it true that Mr. Panda doesn’t have a home now, Daddy? That’s so sad... Can we take him with us? I will share my food!"
"Yanyan, my baby," Shen Yuan immediately picked the five-year-old up. "We mustn’t do that. The woodland here is his home. It’s only here to ask for, uh, a-attention."
Now that is bullshit. Even Shen Yuan himself wouldn’t buy that reason for a knockdown price.
Obviously, this panda doesn’t have any place to go as of this moment, and based on the low gurgling sound coming from its stomach, it’s also starving as hell.
The tiny benevolent part of his heart jolted. Suki must admit he has no heart to leave the beast in such a sorry state.
’But we must go now!’ Shen Yuan’s reasonable side protested.
But before he could decide, Yanyan snapped him out of his thoughts.
"If it’s asking for our attention, then Daddy..." The excitement in the boy’s voice is slowly building up. "Does that mean we are chosen?"
"Huh?" Shen Yuan exchanged looks with Bai Tingfeng.
What are you talking about, Yanyan?
"By the Panda Distribution System! Didn’t the cats have their so-called Cat Distribution System where stray cats suddenly approach people out of nowhere, giving hints that they are fine to be adopted? Maybe pandas have the same system, and we are chosen!"
The little boy wiggled his body in glee. "Daddy, Papa, you told me that you will be giving me a pet once we go back? I want Mr. Panda to be my pet!"
"Baby..." Bai Tingfeng is clueless about where to start. They just got out of the car for less than five minutes, and now they are taking home a panda, for real?
He didn’t see this coming!
"Yanyan, pandas are wild animals. They are not the kind of animals that will live well when confined in a human house," Shen Yuan explained to his son.
"But Daddy, we have a wide lawn and lake. Mr. Panda will surely love his stay!"
Shen Yuan was beaten to speechlessness, "Thank you for reminding me that we are rich, baby."
"You’re welcome, Daddy!" The innocent boy smiled and flatteringly rubbed his nose against his Daddy’s.
Yanyan was still young, but he surely knew how to win people’s hearts. Even the celestial fox spirit is on the verge of saying okay.
But Shen Yuan gritted his teeth and decided to struggle a bit more, "But Yanyan. The government protects Giant Pandas. We couldn’t just grab one on the road and return it to your house. They are strictly regulated, and they are not allowed to be owned privately."
"Oh, is that so?" Yanyan’s lips dropped almost instantly, and seeing that caused Shen Yuan and Bai Tingfeng indescribable distress.
Are they bad parents if they reject their child’s whim this time?
The two are stuck in a dilemma when someone speaks behind them.
"You can just take it home, Shen Yuan. No one would trouble you if you did," Xia Jinhai stuck his head out the window.
"That is a mutated giant panda, and the state considers them half-dungeon beasts, so they are pretty lenient about it. In some areas, the hunting of mutated giant pandas is even encouraged since most of them become violent and they are attacking people."
"It’s up to your family if you are comfortable enough to raise a wild mutated animal. There will be no problem with legalities. Just register it to the Wildlife Conservation Department and the Hunter Association later on."
Shen Yuan looked back at the beta, not knowing whether to thank the prick or not. He’s dissuading his son from taking in a wild animal, you know!
"Thank you for the valuable information, Xia Jinhai. But please don’t stick your head out like that. You’re breaking your cool and aloof image."
"This witch... I’m just helping you," Xia Jinhai begrudgingly rested his back on the backrest and shut the windows.
"Daddy... Papa..." Yanyan gave the two cute puppy eyes that will instantly melt people’s hearts.
Shen Yuan was the first to surrender.
"Fine! We will put him in Mammy Yin’s truck. Food wouldn’t be a problem since our people loaded some bamboo there."
"Yehey! Thank you, Daddy! Thank you, Papa!"
Treated like true royalty, Mammy Yin doesn’t have a lack of food in its vehicle. Raw meat and plants that it chews for digestion are stacked high.
The enormous panda wouldn’t have any problems with food. The only problem it has right now is that its future has changed without its knowledge.
Its fur stood on its end when the family of three went closer.
It’s a different scene.
It’s a different time and place, but the same characters.
The cowardly panda feels that this happened before. However, the beast is clueless and powerless on what to do.
His "panda’s instinct" is screaming that something big is about to happen.
"Mr. Panda! I will be your owner now. I will take care of you and love you. We will be best friends forever!"
The cub of the powerful humans suddenly clung to its legs and made milky noises that the panda couldn’t understand.
"Argh! Argh! Argh?"
’What on earth is going on?’ The panda internally screamed.
Right now, nobody has the slightest idea that today’s incident will significantly impact the future. It may be a childish whim, but Yanyan was unaware that he didn’t just get himself a pet and friend.
He also got himself a partner in crime and a fantastic protector. Together, they will beat the asses of bad guys and charm a lot of people— gaining them the celebrated name of Silver Prince and Great Panda Warrior.
However, that is for our later story.
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