Master Bai! This Celestial Fox Spirit Is Asking For Divorce
Chapter 198: Episode 18.5 The Worst Place To Get Horny!

Chapter 198: Episode 18.5 The Worst Place To Get Horny!

After the vigorous encounter with Mammy Yin, the family of three proceeded to the hot springs, where they leisurely diffused all the knotted tension in their bodies.

The resort’s hot springs, nestled in the heart of nature, are a sight to behold. These open-air pools are a serene oasis, surrounded by the untamed beauty of the natural world.

Visitors immersed in the hot springs often describe a profound healing experience, as if their bodies, minds, and souls have been reborn. This rejuvenation is no surprise, given the nurturing embrace of nature.

The hot springs offer a sensory feast, not just for the body but for the soul. The fresh, invigorating scent of the bamboo trees blends harmoniously with the warm, mineral-rich waters, creating a unique and refreshing experience.

Plus, they could feast their eyes on the abundant wonders of nature. Up ahead, there are millions of twinkling stars. A sight they hardly see when they are in the city. But that is not all. Thanks to the unobstructed architecture of the spring area, they could easily enrich their eyes with the jade-like bamboo trees around them.

With this idyllic scenery, it’s only understandable for Shen Yuan to let his guard down. But he did not.

"Listen, Yanyan. There are important body parts that you need to take note of. Eyes, nose, ears, throat, spine, jaw, ribs..." Dressed with just a white towel hanging on his hips, Shen Yuan pointed to each body part as he named them.

The daddy and son dipped themselves in the least scorching hot spring available—the kiddie hot spring, in other words.

However, aside from the temperature of the water, it seems like everything else is not child-friendly, particularly in Shen Yuan’s "science lesson" for Yanyan.

"...And groin. These body parts are the most vulnerable spot a human has. Once you encounter a bad guy, don’t hesitate to stick your fingers or punch them as hard as possible. Particularly in their dingdong. That is an easy kill if you hit their precious treasures hard!"

With the courage Yanyan displayed earlier, Shen Yuan’s desire to teach his "foxy ways" was ignited. As a male fox, he never got a chance to raise his own young. That’s why it is only imaginable how eager he was to teach his cub how to be a fox.

However, he overlooked a critical aspect of his son.

Yanyan may be showing promise of a brave man, but he is still essentially a kind child who is as soft as a fragrant white bun.

"But Daddy, won’t that hurt them? Like a lot?" Yanyan asked his Daddy. He submerged himself deeper in the water until the tip of his nose was over the surface.

Shen Yuan fished his son from the water and nestled him between his thighs. Well, it seems like he could never raise a bully out of Yanyan, so he could only compromise.

"Yeah, but you should think about yourself first. Letting those bad people get their way to you is the same as being cruel to yourself. You are indirectly hurting yourself, which is the last thing Daddy wants to happen. Daddy would transform into a big bad nine-tailed fox, trample the earth, and pull down the skies if Yanyan were ever hurt."

Yanyan bulged his eyes, "No! I don’t want Daddy to become a bad guy!"

"How about this?" Shen Yuan parted his son’s platinum blonde hair and lovingly kissed the crown of the boy’s head. "You will only do that if you feel in immediate danger. Like those people wouldn’t wait a moment to hurt you. You could use that opportunity to run away and hide."

"But Daddy, didn’t you say you will always save me?"

Shen Yuan nodded, "And I will do my best not to let the bad guys take you. But we are just picturing a bad situation. It isn’t necessarily true. Got it?"

Yanyan was silent for a moment, then hummed. "I’m still afraid of strangers, Daddy. But perhaps I could be a little bit brave if that time did come."

Shen Yuan’s eyes flashed with delight, seeing the almost invisible toughness in the boy’s eyes.

"Good boy," Shen Yuan whispered and hugged his son tight.

This is the scene that welcomed Bai Tingfeng once he went to check on his son.

"Oh, did you find the hot spring that’s hot enough for you?" Shen Yuan immediately asked. His tone doesn’t reveal any emotional fluctuations, but his greedy eyes almost automatically make a fast swipe from top to bottom.

Fuck it. He wasn’t aware that the god among the Greek gods would grace them with his presence.

Since the hot springs try to maintain the purity of the water, clothes and bathing suits that may contain artificial material are prohibited. Only 100% pure cotton towels are allowed.

Shen Yuan doesn’t have any complaints about this. He would never...

How could he when it allowed him to see Bai Tingfeng with nothing but a tiny towel? Fuck those delicious muscle groups! He is rather thankful!

Shen Yuan was about to combust, thanks to his dirty thoughts, when he remembered he was in the worst place to get horny!

"En, but I don’t want to bathe alone," Bai Tingfeng answered. Shen Yuan tried calming himself down when he saw the fluctuation in his husband’s eyes. Wait, was that satisfaction? This bastard is well aware! Fuck!

Yanyan energetically welcomed his father, "Papa! Why don’t you try here? The water is good!"

The boy stood up quickly, and his towel slid off his body, revealing his immature nakedness. "Oh, no! Not my bumbum!"

Shen Yuan timely saved the towel. But of course, he did that with a good laugh. He momentarily forgot of his sinful thoughts.

Bai Tingfeng also couldn’t control himself, and his usually blank, handsome face revealed a helpless smile.

Knowing that his Daddy teased him, Yanyan pouted his lips like a duck. "Daddy is a bully."

Shen Yuan was voiceless about that accusation because he was really a bully— only to the lucky people who gained his hate or irritation, that is.

"Come on now. Don’t sulk. You’ve got a guest waiting for you," Bai Tingfeng said, and then he stepped aside to reveal the so-called guest.

"Mammy Yin!" Yanyan called in delight. "Is she going to bathe with us?"

Bai Tingfeng nodded and unceremoniously sat beside Shen Yuan.

"I was told that Mammy Yin has a strict bathing schedule. She would soak herself every night, and we coincide with her bath time, so..." Bai Tingfeng held his following words as suspense for his son. "Do you mind if she joined us, Yanyan?"

The answer is quick and doesn’t need any deep thinking.

"Of course not, Papa! I don’t mind if I bathe Mammy Yin myself!"

The boy didn’t waste any time and called the tiger to join them. Seeing that she was welcome, the intelligent beast immediately jumped into the water. The water level is as shallow as Yanyan’s waist, but this didn’t pose any problems for the flame-stripped tiger.

Mammy Yin smartly lowered her upper body to submerge most of her body.

"That’s perfect! Let Yanyan scrub your body, Mammy Yin!" The boy readily offered.

Yanyan totally set aside his parents to tend to this new furry friend of his. With a big smile, he attentively scrubbed the tiger’s body as though bathing a fellow human.

One big and one small. One is a kid, and one is a tiger. Despite the many differences, seeing these two peacefully interacting brought a weird calmness to everyone looking.

"I feel like my son only liked me before because of my fluffy tails. Do you think he will dislike me if my tails are rough and unkempt?"

’What bullshit are you talking about?" Bai Tingfeng replied quite strongly. "Yanyan loved you because you genuinely cared and loved him."

Shen Yuan looked at his husband sideways while sporting a smug smirk. Then, without any warning, the celestial fox spirit’s naught hands ran over the alpha male’s hard, muscled chest. His playful finger "accidentally" brushed against the other’s pinkish nipple,

It was just a quick touch, but it was also hot and lingering, and because of this, Bai Tingfeng had a hard time swallowing his moan.

"Shen Yuan!" He protested in a hushed voice. His face is as red as a monkey’s butt due to stimulation. But Shen Yuan just stuck his tongue, making fun of his misery.

But to his surprise, after Shen Yuan touched the flames of his carnal desire, his mischievous husband actually said something heart-warming.

"You are, too. You did a great job raising a passionate little man," Shen Yuan said. There was still a slight smile on his lips, but Bai Tingfeng was sure he was genuine. Shen Yuan’s eyes say it all.

Bai Tingfeng felt butterflies in his stomach, and his heart started racing.

What should he do? He wants to pin Shen Yuan down and kiss him right here and right now! Something inside him wants to own and worship his husband!

"Mammy Yin! Come lower your head! We don’t have shampoo here, but I could clean your head well!" The voice of his son sounded so far away.

’No, baby. It seems like I need a deep cleaning in the head.’

Bai Tingfeng’s head was in a mess, and Shen Yuan had no idea about it.

Since they were talking about their child, he remembered what Chairman Mao said to him.

"Oh, right. Chairman Mao said something about Yanyan’s school. I wonder what you thought about this."