Master Bai! This Celestial Fox Spirit Is Asking For Divorce
Chapter 181: Episode 16.7 Sly Shen Yuan

Chapter 181: Episode 16.7 Sly Shen Yuan

"Why are you using a wet cloth in picking up the spilled flour?! Use the vacuum cleaner, Tingfeng!"

"What are you planning with these vegetables in the pan? Damn, with this much oil, believe me, they could do butterfly strokes and breaststrokes in this pool of oil if only they had grown limbs."

Instructions with a touch of mischievous teasing flew across the busy halls of the Bai family’s home. The clanging of metal pans, accompanied by the thud of the knife against a chopping board played to the beat of the two S-Class awakeners doing domestic chores.

Shen Yuan and Bai Tingfeng joined forces this time not to beat the asses of those Cardinals bastards. Instead, they cleaned up the mess in the kitchen and prepare a sumptuous meal.

Judging by how they sound, one would think it was a normal chore where the omega took the commanding position while the alpha was the loyal subordinate who was willing to slave himself away in the former’s beck and call. However, the tension inside the kitchen was quite thick.

Partly, because the couple is left alone (thanks to Rong Suyin’s deliberate efforts to give them space). But if Bai Tingfeng would speak his mind, it was mostly because he couldn’t shake off the feeling that something was eyeing his neck for a kill.

It is understandable that Shen Yuan is harsh to him considering that this is his way of vengeance. However, he really couldn’t sense the harshness of his omega’s sarcastic remarks.

Honestly, he’s more uncomfortable with something else. Something he couldn’t fathom why he felt hot and bothered even though Shen Yuan nags him.

"Put the dirty bowls and utensils in the sink. They can’t walk by themselves, can they?"

Once again, Bai Tingfeng heard Shen Yuan and his not-so-kind-yet-seemingly-not-rude nitpicking. He raised his head to give Yuan a proper look. The omega seems to be finished preparing and is starting to move towards him.

Their eyes locked against each other and Bai Tingfeng’s heart raced as he saw his face on his omega’s pair of beautiful and smart-looking eyes. He tried to push the thought in the back of his head. However, now, he couldn’t shake off the feeling that there was something different about the way Shen Yuan looked at him.

The look on Shen Yuan’s face was bright, yet sleepy, but it was nothing like what other people would look like in slumber. This gaze from his husband’s sleepy eyes was of a different kind. It was sexy. The one that smolders everyone with desire and lust.

"While you’re at it, please wash everything you used earlier. I will need the pan for Yanyan’s fried rice and the steamer for the dumplings. Make sure to thoroughly wash them," Shen Yuan ordered as he stood beside Bai Tingfeng in front of the sink.

His eyes are like a hawk looking at Bai Tingfeng’s movements. But behind that was a sly intention that’s befitting for a fox like him.

"They are not that dirty so you don’t have to use the dishwasher. Just handwash them. I believe that since you managed to not rely on house help for years, you know how to handwash the dishes, right?" Shen Yuan sounded stern but his hands softly touched Bai Tingfeng’s arm, tickling the man.

"O-of course, I-I can do that!" Bai Tingfeng croaked. Now, it felt as though his heart was in his throat.

That touch may have been on his arm but the sensation definitely went straight to his loins! He has the urge to pin Shen Yuan right on the spot and smother him with wet and deep kisses. However, since he is still careful about Shen Yuan’s temper, he opts to rein himself in and focus on helping in the kitchen.

But it was difficult to do since the seductive omega remained on his side, watching his every move.

"M-maybe, you can start preparing the dough for the dumplings? I can handle this."

That was Bai Tingfeng’s attempt to shake his husband off his tail. Obviously, Bai Tingfeng underestimated his husband’s slyness.

Shen Yuan pointed at the perfectly made dumpling that was placed beside the other uncooked ingredients. Each of the pieces looked like they were made by a professional chef due to their beautiful ingot shape.

"That’s... pretty quick," Bai Tingfeng could only say. He bets his ass that even with his hundred percent effort, he could never create such good-looking dumplings with his hands.

What a frighteningly perfect husband he had.

"Well, I am quick at everything I do as long as I know what I want to do," Shen Yuan said, a meaningful smile etched on his lips. "Besides, I have equally talented hands, don’t you think?"

Shen Yuan is indeed up to something!

Bai Tingfeng blushed starting from his exposed neck to his face. He wanted to say something but his voice failed him. All he could do was rock his head up and down, like a bobblehead animal toy commonly placed on a car’s dashboard.

Seeing the vibrant face of the handsome alpha filled Shen Yuan with joy and arrogance.

With that face, he is sure that he completely owned Bai Tingfeng and that is the most exciting part. Bai Tingfeng would be worth teasing due to the colorful expression on his face.

’It’s also healthy for my heart,’ Shen Yuan thought behind the hidden mischievous smirk.

"You don’t need rough scrub with the non-stick pan. You can use the soft side of the sponge. Here let me show you."

From the side, Shen Yuan moved behind Bai Tingfeng. There, he snaked his arm around the man’s small yet strong waist, basically hugging the alpha from behind.

Bai Tingfeng’s body was thick with all the compact build-up of muscles, so Shen Yuan had to press his body against the alpha’s back before he could snatch the sponge and pan from Bai Tingfeng’s hand.

With this bold move of the omega, Bai Tingfeng almost erupted— figuratively.

His heart started pumping like never before and there’s a certain part in the southern hemisphere of his body that is slowly building up pressure.

"S-Shen Yuan!" Bai Tingfeng scandalously shouted his husband’s name. Out of accident or bad luck, his knee partially gave up, making him fall forward, and press his growing hard-on against the hard sink. "Uhmmp!"

"Are you okay?" Shen Yuan asked when Bai Tingfeng blew heavy breath through his mouth, an imperceptible smile lingering on his lips. "Did I hurt you? I can help soothe the pain. You know, even though you insulted my entire being, I am not that heartless to leave you in pain."

"Y-Yuan! It’s too early! We mustn’t!" innocent Bai Tingfeng retaliated.

No matter the time, place, and level, the thought of intimacy with his foxy husband sends a pleasurable nervousness to Bai Tingfeng’s entire being. However, he doesn’t want to be charged with misconduct by his parents! That’s why it’s in everyone’s best interest if they keep their cool for at least thirty minutes. After that, they could go back to the room to do their duties as a faithful husband.

Bai Tingfeng is too serious of a person.

Contrary to the alpha, the sly celestial fox spirit was just up for fun and nothing else.

"Bwahahaha!" Shen Yuan giggled to Bai Tingfeng’s ears.

"What do you mean by that? I just thought that maybe your hand hurts with all the scrubbing. You’re not used to washing the dishes, right?" As if the teasing wasn’t enough. Shen Yuan blew his hot breath to the curve of Bai Tingfeng’s sensitive ear. "Whatever you’re thinking I will never do it. Don’t you remember you will never touch me until I say so? Too bad my fox ears are not dog ears, huh?"

Like a true villain, Shen Yuan walked away from Bai Tingfeng with a loud, menacing laugh.

Pak!

As a final step in sealing his bad guy role, he spanks the alpha’s firm and meaty buns before prancing back to the table. "You got to work hard, Fengfeng."

"Yuan! You—grrr!" Poor Bai Tingfeng could only grunt in frustration knowing that Shen Yuan was messing with him this whole time.

Damn! Not only did he have an attractive, capable, and almost flawless fox husband, but he was also petty and naughty as hell!

"Oh! Since the pans and steamer are still not ready, I should prepare my vegetable salad. I will only have a light breakfast since I bottomed for some ungrateful top," Shen Yuan commented with his perky back pointed at his husband. He shields the broad Cheshire cat grin from Bai Tingfeng’s sight.

He was right. The entertainment he gets from staying with such a handsome alpha is unparalleled. It’s making his cheek muscles sore and his heart swollen with happiness.

Throughout the couple’s time in the kitchen, their space was filled with different teasings, courtesy of Shen Yuan.

Bai Tingfeng tried his finest to focus and be Shen Yuan’s reliable assistant. However, Shen Yuan proved how shameless and creative he could be when messing with Bai Tingfeng.

"Ugh! Why do they need to cover this cucumber with tight plastic wrapping? It’s so difficult to undress it!" Shen Yuan coquettishly whined while holding the cucumber with his hands.

Bai Tingfeng almost fainted due to blood loss caused by nosebleed when he saw the omega’s hand moving up and down on the innocent vegetable.

He got what Shen Yuan is playing now! His naughty husband wants to torture him with aching blue balls!