Master Bai! This Celestial Fox Spirit Is Asking For Divorce
Chapter 179: Episode 16.5 A Morning With The Bai Family

Chapter 179: Episode 16.5 A Morning With The Bai Family

"Oh my god. Seems like someone rocked their world last night," Rong Suyin stupidly murmured, making Bai Weisheng palm his face and Shen Yuan blush.

"Rocked their world? What does that mean?" Asked the most innocent one.

In an instant, unbearable silence ensued. All of them were just looking at the small platinum turnip head nestled in Shen Yuan’s arms.

All of them were stoned on the very ground they were standing on, especially that certain celestial fox spirit who experienced a mini heart attack for the first time.

"Oh no!" Rong Suyin didn’t know what to do. Should he soothe Shen Yuan’s sore back that he unwittingly hit, or should he answer his grandson’s innocent inquiry? He’s clueless about what to do!

Trying to find some help, he turned to his significant other. However, his temper almost soared to the ceiling when he saw Bai Weisheng enjoying the sight of his misfortune.

The man’s face was red from bottling in his laughter.

"Daddy, what does it mean when they say ’rock their world’? Is it some kind of activity? Like a game?"

"Uhuk! Ehem! Ehem!" Shen Yuan choked on his saliva due to the unexpected turn.

Damn, high heavens! What should he say in this situation? It’s way too early to talk to his son about the birds and the bees! "Ugh, what your Dada meant by that is someone had fun... Like... Rock and Roll?"

Silence ensued after Shen Yuan said that as a response. The other adults had nothing to do but stare at Shen Yuan with a gaping mouth.

Believe it or not, that is the best answer Shen Yuan could come up with after forcing his brain to think of some response. It’s just that in his thousands of years of existence, he was never thrown into this situation!

Like, how could he explain something strictly for adults to an innocent child?!

That’s like shoving a quantum physics topic into a textbook meant for kindergarteners! Not only will it challenge the child’s mental capacity, but it will also corrupt their pure minds!

The most appropriate choice for him was to come up with a simple yet vague answer, just enough to make Yanyan stop asking questions.

And yes, he did.

However, luck is not on his side.

"So, Daddy had fun without Yanyan?" The five-year-old pouted his lips, totally unaware of how he silently grilled the three adults around him.

"Maybe you shouldn’t have said anything, Yuan?" Rong Suyin’s eyes wander.

Between him and Shen Yuan, he’s the most responsible culprit in this unfortunate situation.’I know that better now!’ The celestial fox spirit internally pulled his hair.

Bai Weisheng, the only alpha with the least shame, could no longer control his laughter. He palmed his face and let out a deep, amused laugh.

"You know what? Let’s have breakfast. I think we’re all just starving," He turned to Shen Yuan and gently took the little angel whose smooth forehead had fine creases.

"Your Daddy and Dada will answer your questions once they are full. Is that okay with you?"

"Oh!" Yanyan nodded his head and looked at his daddy with genuine concern. "One can’t think well on an empty stomach. Daddy, are you hungry?"

Hearing this, both omegas finally breathed a sigh of relief. Finally, the topic has shifted.

"Yes! Daddy is super starving right now because I didn’t get to eat breakfast last night."

Rong Suyin let out an energetic yelp, "Oh! You don’t have to worry about breakfast. I will prepare our meal now. That’s the reason why I woke up this early in the morning. What do you want for breakfast, Yanyan?"

"I want some omelet rice, Dada!"

"Cool! I will cook that for you but don’t be disappointed if my omelet rice is not as good as your daddy’s."

Shen Yuan laughed flattered, "My omelet rice is delicious because I used to cook that every day. It’s just a product of repeated actions, also known as practice. Nothing special."

"Oh, Dad. I could lend you a hand in preparing breakfast."

"No! No need, Yuan! Just rest your body for today. I’ll take care of everything!"

"Hon, I could help you," Bai Weisheng eagerly offered himself.

"Absolutely no. The last time you tried to cook, you staged a whole demolition job. So shut up. This isn’t our house."

"Hahahaha!"In an instant, the awkward atmosphere dissipated, and everyone’s focus shifted to a more child-friendly topic. The four members of the Bai family peacefully walked their way to the kitchen while engaging in light-hearted chitchat.

If anyone sees their interaction (without witnessing the earlier R-19 blunder), one will think they are a normal family that gets along well.

In fact, it was easy to mistake Shen Yuan as the couple’s biological son due to the warmth that all of them exuded—something that is very rare in relationships between in-laws.

The celestial fox spirit was not unfamiliar with plots where in-laws serve as the main antagonists— he actually digs that kind of dog-blooded story, in all honesty.

The thrill of the confrontation, the face slapping, and the physical fights; all these things make his heart race whenever he’s reading angsty novels.

It quenches his thirst for action and pacifies the violence he suppresses whenever he’s in the mortal world. He’s a sucker for emotionally taxing drama.

But that is fiction. Things flow differently in real life.

If he were subjected to such treatment, he’s not certain if he could guarantee that person’s safety. As a celestial fox spirit, he’s not built to tolerate eyesores like that.

Thankfully, his in-laws are far from the scummy in-laws he once read in his library. They are a loveable bunch.

’If my confession didn’t end well last night and Bai Tingfeng pushed me away, these two loving and understanding humans are the ones I will miss besides Yanyan and that big-dick-alpha. With them, I could say that I finally found my people,’ Shen Yuan thought, a small smile blooming on his face.

"Anyway, where is Tingfeng? Is he still asleep?" Rong Suyin’s question pulled Shen Yuan back from his reverie.

Shen Yuan replied, "Possibly?", which caused Rong Suyin to look confused.

No one could blame him though. Thanks to the lingering pheromones and his pained ass, it’s already a fact that he slept with Bai Tingfeng last night.

So, it was a mystery why he sounded unsure about what Bai Tingfeng was up to now.

Where is Bai Tingfeng indeed?

Crash! Crack!

A sudden commotion startled the Bai family’s four members.

"What on earth is that?" Rong Suyin didn’t waste any time and immediately sprinted towards the source of the sound.

It came from their destination, the kitchen. Shen Yuan and Bai Weisheng followed suit in explosive speed for fear of burglars or unwelcome guests.

However, Rong Suyin reached the kitchen first and the next thing that followed was the omega’s hysterical shout.

"What the hell are you doing in the kitchen, Fengfeng?!"

"Suyin?" Bai Weisheng, Shen Yuan, and Yanyan stuck their heads at the kitchen’s entrance.

"Oh no. Papa messed up... Big time..." Yanyan whispered with his hand covering his lips and his cute innocent eyes bulging out of their sockets.

If there’s something he’s fearing at the moment, it’s his Dada Suyin spitting fire at his Papa.

Shen Yuan clicked his tongue, looking smug and all, saying, "I told him not to set foot in the kitchen unless it’s for coffee. So stubborn."Bai Tingfeng’s huge stature stood before the kitchen counter, where eggshells, rice grains, and kitchen utensils of all sorts were all over the place, looking as if a hurricane just happened to take a stroll in the kitchen.

’A handsome male god, that is,’ Shen Yuan noted to himself while silently taking in the image of his husband.

Everything is a mess but Bai Tingfeng is a hot mess.

It is the same handsome face Shen Yuan saw last night, the same hot body wrapped in a skin-tight tank top. Anyone would go crazy if such a hunk greeted them first thing in the morning.But for Shen Yuan, something else stole his attention.

It was the frowning face he’d seen after kicking Bai Tingfeng out of their bedroom. The one that spells sexual frustration.

The celestial fox spirit grins at his mischief."What kind of bloody thought came upon you that you wormed your way into the kitchen?!" Rong Suyin’s anger-filled rap pulled him back to reality. "You know to yourself that you never had the talent to work in the kitchen! Are you unhappy with your kitchen’s interior design? Are you trying to demolish your kitchen, too? Seriously! You’re really your father’s son. Quickly move your ass away! Oh my gosh!"

The frustration on Rong Suyin’s face couldn’t be painted by the genius painter of recent times.

"Dad, I’m taking over my husband’s work. Calm yourself elsewhere, Dad, and let me do my thing. I’ve got Mewtube to assist me," Bai Tingfeng shooed his father away without remorse and without sparing a single look at his dear father.

It was still unknown to him that his beloved husband could see what he was up to now. This is because he was too focused on the cooking tutorial playing on his phone.

"Excuse me?!" Rong Suyin took his son’s nonchalant attitude personally. He threateningly stood beside his big alpha son with just his petite body.

The morning of the Country C’s Bai family is just starting to heat up.