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Chapter 296 - 181 Not Very Harmful, Extremely Insulting! (Please subscribe! Vote for Monthly Tickets!)_2

Chapter 296: 181 Not Very Harmful, Extremely Insulting! (Please subscribe! Vote for Monthly Tickets!)_2

"I couldn’t believe that when I applied for funding from Qingyun Mountain, they covered all the medical expenses. Damn! From then on, I, the Heavenly Master, will sing their praises for life! My second uncle and his wife will join me in singing their praises!"

"Brothers, I was moved to tears today. I saw a video shot by a journalist, and there really are lots of families in need who have actually received money. What the hell is the National Religion? Isn’t this worth praising to the skies?"

"My family is from the mountains, and recently a lot of Taoist masters have come down, many from small Taoist temples. After they received the poverty alleviation funds from Qingyun Mountain, they took the money and came to the mountains to help the poor. I saw the masters buying a lot of things for impoverished families, while still wearing their own tattered Taoist robes—damn, I was moved to tears."

"The Three Pure Ones only need a body made of clay; the old Taoists carry the Divine Sword to save the people! When poor, take care of oneself; when prosperous, help the world! The masters really did it!"

"Everyone just saw the Heavenly Master making money, but in fact, when he makes money, he doesn’t spend a cent on himself, it all goes to poverty alleviation and the Hope Project. The brilliance of the Heavenly Master dazzles me so I can barely open my eyes!"

"By the way, I’ve always had a question. Today I looked at the application page for major illness funding from Qingyun Mountain. Many people have said that once they pass the review, the money arrives incredibly fast! Basically, the families in need just fill out the application, and they get immediate approval and immediate payment!

But those who are looking to take advantage of the situation find their applications stuck in review hell. How do the masters manage to get the money precisely to the families that need it without a single error?"

"I’m curious about this too. Being able to accurately deliver the money to those who truly need help is really impressive! This has always been a headache for charity work, how did the masters do it?"

Regarding this question,

many netizens tagged the official Qingyun Mountain, wanting an explanation from the masters.

Because it really seemed miraculous.

How exactly did the masters so accurately pass the review?

Half an hour later, a Red Robed Taoist from Qingyun Mountain answered this question.

"Announcement: In view of the questions from many netizens about the review process for major illness funding from Qingyun Mountain, we are now formally responding to the questions. The masters from our Taoist Temple use a scientific calculation method.

Through a specific formula that incorporates the applicant’s eight-character birthdate and family information, we can quickly determine which families truly need assistance, so as to facilitate payment!

With this scientific method of calculation, we can lock in with high accuracy those families that need help, their current actual situation, and the required amount, with an accuracy rate as high as 99.9999%!

Science brings a better life! ———— Qingyun Mountain!"

Looking at the official response from the Red Robed Taoist,

Netizens: "????"

This answer seems scientific on the surface.

But on closer inspection,

scientific my ass?

Can your formula calculate who needs help and how much money they need just by using birthdates and family information?

Netizens: You think we’re idiots!

Teach us then, what kind of formula can calculate these things?

Netizens: "Damn, I feel like the masters are grinding my IQ into the dirt. If you’re fortune telling, just say so; why bother with this scientific front?"

"Even at this point, you’re still clinging to science? Taoist Master, will you die if you don’t talk science?"

"I don’t know if a dying duck’s mouth is hard, but the mouths of Qingyun Mountain’s Taoist masters sure are. Even now, they’s still promoting science, which is ridiculous!"

"Fortune telling now counts as a scientific calculation method! Do you know how hard it is to hold back laughter in the middle of the night?"

"The masters’ ability to spout nonsense has never let me down!"

...

Netizens were joking about this announcement.

But no one took it seriously.

Everyone understood what Qingyun Mountain’s Taoist masters were doing in terms of cultivation.

They were just fooling themselves.

If the masters didn’t say it, everyone else just played along with the pretense, and over time they had formed a kind of tacit understanding.

And besides, the masters had put forth so much money to help the poor and families with major illnesses—which is a good thing!

Netizens were more than supportive.

Who would dare to criticize Qingyun Mountain? Not to mention the netizens would tear such a person to shreds.

Even the official police of Dragon Country would quickly locate the critic and arrest them on the spot, putting them to work on a sewing machine.

You dare to criticize such good people?

That’s asking for trouble!

The charity organization of Qingyun Mountain is operating efficiently.

Qin Hao had a vast amount of Earth Vein Essence at hand, and the financial chain was continually stable.

Let alone the 900 billion on the account that could be spent on charity projects.

Even with only the millions of Earth Vein Essence in Qin Hao’s hands,

when short on money, he could easily release a bit, and that was an unending supply of cash.

The charity organization of Qingyun Mountain could continue for hundreds of years without any problems!

...

During the following period of time,

Qin Hao practiced his swordsmanship up in the mountains.

Time flew by, and two months later,

one morning,

Qin Hao stood on the mountaintop of the Heavenly Master Mansion.

By his side was his only Direct Disciple, Li Yixi.

Over these years, under Qin Hao’s guidance,

her cultivation realm had also broken through the Foundation Establishment Stage and reached Late-stage Foundation Establishment.

Li Yixi was now on winter break from school.

Qin Hao had her stay inside the Heavenly Master Mansion to practice her cultivation techniques.

A few months ago, Qin Hao taught Li Yixi an Infinite Level Sword Control Technique.

At this moment, Li Yixi was controlling the Taia Sword within the Heavenly Master Mansion.

The girl’s talent for cultivation was indeed strong.

She only practiced sporadically for two months,

yet she was already excelling at Sword Control Technique,

handling the Taia Sword with ease and considerable power in her hands.

Li Yixi controlled the Taia Sword and gently chopped at a stone,

a sword qi released, effortlessly splitting the stone in two.

Li Yixi recalled the Infinite Level Taia Flying Sword,

her face somewhat filled with pride.

Qin Hao glanced at his proud young disciple.

He said, "You’ve only learned how to control a Flying Sword after two months, what’s there to be proud of? Even the use of sword qi is rudimentary; all of it is straightforward, without any variation.

In real combat, your Flying Sword Skill would be of no use; any slightly stronger opponent could easily dodge your flying sword attacks."

To take his somewhat arrogant disciple down a peg,

Qin Hao tossed a yellow gourd into the air with his hand.

The next second, from within the gourd’s belly, nine Flying Swords flew out.

The gourd itself also transformed into an Xuanhuang Divine Sword.

Qin Hao controlled ten Flying Swords, executing the Great Success Flying Sword Technique within the Heavenly Master Mansion.

The Flying Swords left trails of light wherever they went.

They were so fast that Li Yixi could barely see the swords themselves,

each Flying Sword like a high-speed bullet.

Controlling ten Flying Swords was not enough for Qin Hao.

With a gentle tap in the void,

even the two Flying Swords behind Li Yixi,

the Taia and Cheng Ying, were summoned by him.

All twelve swords under his control,

his sword qi cut through anything in its path!

Qin Hao demonstrated, then in an instant, all the Flying Swords were retracted.

The Taia and Cheng Ying, two swords, also "clang" returned to the sheaths on Li Yixi’s back.

Qin Hao said, "See? That’s a Sword Control Technique! Yours is not even close to small success, so don’t be arrogant; keep practicing."

Li Yixi was completely stunned.

She had just achieved a small success

and had just a moment of pride, then her master showed her how to control twelve Flying Swords at the same time,

undoubtedly causing a huge shock to Li Yixi’s young mind.

Li Yixi thought: Is this really okay, teacher?

Showing a Sword Control novice this?

Is this something to be shown to people?

What does it compare to?

It’s like a newbie in the game Arena of Valor, who just learned to move the hero and is barely familiar with the hero’s abilities,

and you show them the KPL World Championship finals and tell them to work hard.

Li Yixi’s mind exploded: Are you playing fair?

Plus, only outsiders know that what Qin Hao said while teaching Li Yixi was not entirely true.

Although Li Yixi can now only control one Flying Sword,

her Flying Sword Skill is actually not weak.

Qin Hao said any slightly stronger fighter could easily dodge Li Yixi’s Flying Sword,

yet, in reality, the Holy Hall Saint Masters, the United States’s SSS-rank Transcends Hayden, and the Tianzhu Spirit Mountain Masters would be speechless.

Because they couldn’t dodge, it’s really hard for them to avoid!

The ’slightly stronger’ fighters the Heavenly Master spoke of have a very high threshold.

Overseas Transcends: So, are we weaklings? Great, not very harmful, but highly offensive!

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