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Chapter 198 - 198 191_1
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Lv Zhong, of course, didn’t know that he had been filmed inadvertently, let alone that he had become famous overseas, and probably led to the revival of Chinese Medicine…
Early the next morning, Lv Zhong had just been in the yard to practice boxing when he heard the roar of a car from outside the village.
Then, within five minutes, Tang Lei, the fat man, appeared outside the Lv family’s large yard in a Land Rover Discovery.
As soon as he got out of the car, Tang Da Fatty started making a racket, calling from outside the yard, “Brother Zhong, get up, the sun’s shining on your ass…”
“What the hell are you howling about!” Bu Yao got out of the car from the other side, and seeing Tang Da Fatty’s antics, she angrily came over and kicked him in the butt.
With that, Tang Lei’s legs went soft, and he tripped and fell.
“You’re so fierce, you’ll never get married…”
Taking a dismissive look at Tang Lei, Bu Yao sneered, “Whether I get married or not is none of your business.
However, if you continue to be this fat, it will be incredibly hard for you to find a girlfriend.”
“Pfft, I’m fat, but I’m gentle.” Tang Lei scrambled to his feet and stood next to Bu Yao, saying, “My chubbiness is just a temporary thing, but someone’s short stature is a lifetime thing.
Plus, someone’s face is pockmarked enough to trap a horse and their chest is flat as an airplane runway…”
“Go to hell—” Bu Yao was furious, kicking directly at Tang Lei’s crotch.
Tang Lei was terrified, his body suddenly quickened, he dodged to the side, and shouted in shock, “Damn, you vicious woman!
You want to cut off the bloodline of your grandson’s grandfather…”
“Fine, Fat Man, you dare take advantage of me, I’m going to fight you…” Bu Yao was enraged, she yelled and charged at Tang Lei.
“Damn, the wicked woman is going crazy, a gentleman doesn’t fight with a woman, I’m out…” Tang Lei shouted and promptly escaped.
However, his heavy body was too slow, and within a moment, Bu Yao had caught up with him.
So the two began to tussle…
At this time, another beautiful girl got out of the Land Rover, looking quite puzzled at the roughhousing of Tang Lei and Bu Yao.
Yes, hearing that Tang Lei was coming to Lv Zhong’s home to lose weight, Bu Yao was a bit curious and wanted to come too.
But she was too embarrassed to stay with Tang Lei, so she thought of Yan Yan who was close friends with Lv Zhong, and invited her along.
The truth is, Yan Yan had been really busy recently, helping her parents sell watermelons and grapes.
When Bu Yao found her, she wanted to come, but she declined.
That’s because her family’s last batch of watermelons was about to hit the market.
However, as soon as Mu Qiongfang heard that her daughter’s classmates were going to Lv Zhong’s old home, she quickly took it upon herself to send Yan Yan out.
So, Yan Yan had to follow Bu Yao and Tang Lei here.
Lv Zhong opened the gate, his eyes scanning Tang Lei, Bu Yao, and Yan Yan.
He laughed, “Why did I hear crows cawing this morning?
Turns out it was the fat man, you, an unwelcome guest.”
Seeing Lv Zhong come out, Tang Lei and Bu Yao immediately separated.
At this point, Tang Da Fatty’s face was a sight to behold.
He grumbled to Lv Zhong, “Boss, maybe Bu Yao and I are the crows, but we have brought Yan Yan the peacock here, so we can’t be considered as unwelcome guests.”
Feeling a bit shy being described by Tang Lei like this, Yan Yan’s cheeks instantly reddened, she peeked a glance at Lv Zhong and quickly said, “Brother Xiao Chong, I…
I came without invitation, I didn’t…
didn’t disturb you, did I?”
“Haha, no.” Lv Zhong laughed.
Witnessing Lv Zhong treating Yan Yan so differently from himself, Tang Lei couldn’t help but mutter, “Boss is worthy of being the boss, indeed, he chooses beauty over friendship…”
Lv Zhong immediately glared at Tang Lei, warning him, “Fatman, be careful or I’ll make you even fatter…”
Scared?
Tang Lei’s eyes widened, his chubby body quivered a few times, and he cried out in fear, “Don’t…
don’t do that, boss, you better not mess around.
I’ll just watch and won’t say a word, okay?”
The look of grievance on his face looked as if his chastity had been violated.
Too lazy to argue with such an idiot, Lv Zhong directly led Bu Yao and Yan Yan into the yard.
Seeing no one was paying attention to him, Tang Lei quickly followed them.
“Boss…
boss, can you really help me lose all this flab?” In the living room of Lv’s house, Tang Da Fatty sidled up to Lv Zhong, looking extremely ingratiating as he asked.
Lv Zhong looked at Tang Lei and scared him, “It’s definitely possible!
And the results can be seen immediately.
However, you have to listen to me, or else it might rebound!”
In fact, Lv Zhong could easily cure Tang Lei’s obesity, but if Tang Lei knew that it was that easy to be cured, he might certainly eat more and be even less motivated to exercise.
That’s not something Lv Zhong would want.
“No…
really?
Boss, I feel like you’re trying to take advantage of this situation to punish me?” Tang Lei mumbled, looking quite suspicious.
Lv Zhong gave Tang Lei a cold look and calmly said, “You can choose not to lose weight!”
Having said that, Lv Zhong turned to Bu Yao and Yan Yan, and asked, “I guess you haven’t had breakfast yet, have you?”
Bu Yao rolled her eyes and looked contemptuously at Lv Zhong, “Please, Lv Boss, you’re asking the obvious.
It’s only 6:40 in the morning, right?
How could we possibly have had breakfast so early?”
Lv Zhong rolled his eyes and said, “What’s it to me if you haven’t had breakfast?
I’ve been living off other people’s food, anyway.
If you’re really hungry, find something to eat yourself.
After all, you two are here to ask me to treat you, not to freeload off me…”
“Pfft, who’d be married to that fat guy?
Don’t make stuff up.” Bu Yao threw a disgruntled glance at Lv Zhong, but her eyes sparkled when they landed on Yan Yan.
She laughed, adding, “Big boss Lv, you might not care about me, but you can’t ignore Yan Yan.
She’s a real beauty.”
When Bu Yao diverted the conversation onto her, Yan Yan felt a surge of embarrassment and quickly replied to Bu Yao, “Sister Yao’er, I’m not…I’m not a beauty…”
“Ha ha, Yan Yan being here makes no difference.
I’m hungry too.
Yan Yan, would you help me make breakfast this morning?” As Bu Yao brought Yan Yan into the conversation, Lv Zhong felt a sudden twinge of nostalgia.
It had been a while since he last tasted Yan Yan’s cooking.
Now that it was mentioned, he yearned for it.
“Damn, big boss Lv, I really respect you.
Aren’t you too good at taking advantage of people?
When Yan Yan visits your house, she’s an honored guest.
Who’d make their guest do the housework like you?” Bu Yao stood up, hands on hips, and boldly announced her disagreement, decidedly unladylike.
“Okay, Brother Little Zhong…” Yan Yan heard Lv Zhong ask her to prepare food, she wasn’t unhappy at all.
On the contrary, she was thrilled and quickly responded sweetly.
At that moment, Lv Zhong suddenly realized that a woman like Yan Yan was truly practical.
Moreover, she was gentle and well-behaved.
“Ha ha, the kitchen is in the next room.
Um, there are noodles and eggs in the cabinet, please make us a bowl of noodles each.” Lv Zhong disregarded Bu Yao’s comment and instructed Yan Yan again.
Nodding, Yan Yan slipped into the kitchen of the Lv family like a virtuous wife, getting busily to work.
…
Having enjoyed two big bowls of noodles, Lv Zhong looked blissfully content.
So did Bu Yao and Tang Lei.
As for Yan Yan, she was beaming and beads of sweat were trickling down her pretty and delicate chin.
An indescribable beauty overwhelmed Lv Zhong’s senses.
Suddenly, Lv Zhong’s heartstrings were tugged.
His spiritual sense as a cultivator gave him a strong feeling that this demure girl in front of him would have profound ties with him and would become the most important person in his life!
“This is strange.
I’ve known Yan Yan for a while now.
Why do I have such feelings for her today?” Lv Zhong felt surprised.
For a moment, Lv Zhong became deep in thought.
…
No one knew how much time had passed, when suddenly there was a commotion from outside the Lv family estate.
People could vaguely hear some foreigners trying to speak Chinese in a most awkward accent.
“Huh?” Tang Lei, who was always curious, was instantly intrigued and strained his ears.
He even managed to shuffle his obese body toward the courtyard.
Because of the arrival of Tang Lei, Yan Yan, and Bu Yao, the gate of the Lv family estate had not been closed.
At this moment, a large group of people suddenly rushed in.
Some of them were from Lv Family Village, others were from neighboring villages.
But what surprised Tang Lei was that there was a sizeable group of foreigners among them.
The most striking was a young woman who was as beautiful as a crystal.
She was only 168 cm tall but lean and pretty.
A tall black girl stood next to her.
She might not be considered attractive by Chinese standards, but she had an explosive figure.
What left Tang Lei, the fat man, speechless and stiff, was the transparent silk dress this black girl was wearing.
Her tiny undergarments were barely enough to contain her ample chest.
Looking down, Tang Lei almost got a nosebleed!
She was wearing a sexy thong!
If such a scantily-clad girl was seen on a coastal beach, Tang Lei wouldn’t be so surprised.
But they were in the remote mountains of Xiangnan Province in inland China.
“My God, I must be hallucinating,” Tang Lei gawked at the black girl.
At this point, Tang Lei had no idea that Bu Yao was on the verge of erupting like a volcano!
“You sex maniac!
Did you come here to lose weight or to perv on foreign women?
Do you want me to shove your head under that woman’s thong?” Bu Yao was furious.
She smacked Tang Lei on the head, then turned to the group of foreigners, her piercing gaze focused on the black girl.
Just then, the most beautiful girl in the group walked excitedly and fervently towards Lv Zhong.
She bowed respectfully and said, “Mr.
Lv Zhong, hello, your medical skills are amazing…
I am Shiller, and I’ve decided to offer my body to you to express my gratitude for saving my life yesterday, just like the White Snake repaying her debt of gratitude in Chinese legends…”
This woman was speaking in Swiss, which Lv Zhong didn’t understand at all.
Shiller noticed this and motioned a middle-aged woman to translate her Swiss speech into Chinese.
The middle-aged woman hesitated for a moment before reluctantly translating Shiller’s speech.
“What?” Bu Yao was stunned and her beautiful eyes widened in shock.
“Nani?” Tang Lei was also amazed.
He looked at Shiller a few more times, then turned to Lv Zhong with an envious look, drooling excessively.
“Shameless…” A hint of annoyance flashed across Yan Yan’s flushed face.
She thought to herself: This foreign woman is really shameless…
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