Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World
Case 345: Just fooling around.

That afternoon, I spend some hours celebrating with my team.

The preaching has been an amazing success so far, with its online reception being exceptionally great. So, with all the people who contribute to my debut, I decide to offer a party of sorts. My lovers, my parents, my assistants, the architects, the seamstress, and some others.

It's nothing grand, really—just a light meal with a moderate amount of drinks.

Around twenty people gather at my home, the Emerald Palace, specifically, at its spacious garden. Basking in the afternoon breeze, I slowly take in the scenery around me—servants bustling about, guests chatting, family laughing, and my betrotheds quarrelling.

''Hum...''

Irresistibly good.

Although not quite the same, shouldn't my wedding look something like this, too? Especially since I've decided to have mine at this very place. I haven't thought about how to proceed, though.

I guess that can be considered after we defeat Eve.

Eve... that damned woman... where the hell did she go...?

As I let out a sigh of frustration, I notice someone settling down beside me. It's Eva.

''Is there something on your mind?'' She tentatively asks, her palm caressing my hair. 

''...I'm wondering about Eve,'' I reply. ''She's so... suspicious.''

To protest and really show my irritation, I pout with maximum power—something I've never done much. Still, I'm honestly vexed. I can't fix my fragile and easily shaken mind, can I?

''It will be... fine.'' Eva softly sighs, poking at my cheek. ''Knowing her, she should be scheming something right now.''

''Yeah...''

''I believe we can beat her.''

''Mhm...''

Hearing my unconvinced attitude, Eva chuckles and affectionately embraces me from the side. She is soft, smells good, and her divinity feels heavenly, so this depressed elf blob quickly recovers.

''Heheh...''

While everybody is working, I spend time gleefully flirting with Eva. I can feel astounded gazes pointing at us quite intensely, but I greatly enjoy them anyway. Hug her, kiss her, eat dessert, pull in Luna, drink, sing, dance, pull in Sariel, dance...

Is it bad that I sometimes want to just... fool around aimlessly like this?

''...''

The sky is still blue. Unlike that ghastly sky back in the apocalypse, it is blue.

I gaze at it blankly for a bit, shimmering my thoughts in the passing clouds. Then, I smile. Not knowing if I have accidentally drunk alcohol or something else, I drag my consciousness back to the celebration at hand.

''Ah...''

From then on... not much really happen.

I still uphold my duties properly on top of making content for my socials. I've been thinking about where to expand the religion, too. The Aragon Empire sounds like an obvious destination, or we can make one or two more branches in Everwood as well. It seems to be progressing too smoothly, which I won't even care to worry about anymore.

Otherwise... there's actually some free time I can enjoy.

I've been talking to more people recently. Teasing Camellia is fun, almost like poking at a corgi. Adele of the Camilla Duchy told me she greatly admired Eva the other day. I guess her enthusiasm is a good thing for us.

I've also been getting back into gaming lately. Not anything too hardcore, though, just light sessions here and there with my two elven lovers.

Today, too, I have a bit of time to crush.

I've briefly considered working overtime, but I actually found that to be less productive than my intended schedule. Y'know, I just thought I should listen to the advice I gave people, and they worked.

I don't really have the mind to play games now. Kinda tired.

Is there something relaxing to do?

Unfortunately, the only one I can consult now is Sariel, as the others are all busy. Of course, she is more than happy to answer.

''To relax?''

Bringing her hand close to her face, the dragoness ponders, ''How about a massage? Often, that's what eases me the most, especially if it is done by a beautiful woman.''

''Uh...''

Unknowningly, my body jumps a notch hotter, remembering those fiery pleasures Tina forced upon me some time ago. 

''Hm?''

''Ah, it's just...''

When I explain to Sariel my experience, she finally stops her weird hand movements, but instead giggles,

''She beat me to it, huh? I had a feeling that sneaky girl would slip herself to the front, but...''

''...Did you know about that lewd massage?''

''Why, she learned it from me.''

''...''

So that's why I feel familiar with those fingers. Either way, that mysterious massage is incredible, but...

''I think I'll pass on that for now. It's too intense.''

''Oh, no. That's just a variant of the original technique. Trust me and lie down, I'll send you straight to Heaven—not in a sexual way, of course.''

''...Can I really trust you?''

As Sariel confidently nods, I figure I'd just be made a cumsack at worst and obediently show myself to her. A certain sense of nervousness washes over me when I close my eyes, but the session is indeed wholesome, and I fall asleep soon after.

No deduction. Maximum score!

Soon, evening comes, and Emy is cooking for us today. Being the unemployed elf I am, I decide to probe around the kitchen. Watching the person I love, dressed in such a homey outfit—with apron and all—cook is just about the best thing today.

''Don't steal food.''

''Tch.''

There's also a rat called Liana here, whom I need to constantly monitor, lest she steal the meal before it even gets served.

After dinner, I sit in the corner facing Luna, a certain cat lying on my lap. Stroking her fluffy ears, I carefully listen to what the goddess has to say...

''...Mhm!''

''Two?!''

''Two.''

As she raises two fingers, I breathe out a sigh of relief. 

Luna is trying divination today, and we're trying to see how many children I'll have. Thankfully, that number is only two digits, although that in itself is already ludicrous according to normal standards.

''What are you guys doing?''

At some point, Tina pokes herself in, having just finished bathing. With her, the conversation somehow turns into startalk, and we end up peering at the night sky for a long time.

When I finally decide to get some actual rest, it is almost morning.

I feel like I've done a lot, but in reality, it isn't much of anything at all. No, maybe it's because I've been with the people I love that I hold such affection for those moments.

What should I do...? I just wanted to fool around a bit, but I might get addicted to this soon.