Livestreaming: I am retarded, but selected to join the analoghorror game?!
Chapter 99 - 94 First Love?

Chapter 99: Chapter 94 First Love?

Xiao Yi saw the girl suddenly freeze up and, thinking she didn’t understand the meaning in his words, he replied with a smile,

"Do you not know what an ellipse is? Let me explain it to you, an ellipse is like a circle that has been slightly pressed on both sides. And let me tell you, a circle is a very beautiful shape, it represents perfect symmetry and continuity!"

"This..." Everyone was inevitably baffled, wondering what kind of science nerd talk this was.

Just when everyone thought Xiao Yi was about to make another astonishing move, he completely surprised them with an even more unexpected act!

It seemed his words probably made any accumulated good impressions evaporate, causing the whole interaction to crash.

However, unexpectedly, the girl started to laugh softly.

"Such weird words, it seems your sense of humor is a bit off, but still quite interesting."

"This... huh?"

Everyone was confused again, and couldn’t help but remark,

"She actually finds it amusing? If it were me, I’d probably have just turned around and left."

"Is this what’s called the advantage of good looks? Truly terrifying!"

Seeing the girl smile, Xiao Yi thought he had made the right choice and got even more carried away!

"Not only that, but you are also very tall, just like... just like... right, how tall are you?"

"Um? I’m five foot seven," the girl answered.

"Five foot seven? Got it," Xiao Yi solemnly responded, "You’re exactly as tall as a five-foot-seven tree!"

"..." Everyone’s jaws twitched at such a forced comparison.

Yet, the girl still seemed very happy.

"Strange comparison, you already asked my height, saying it like this is like saying nothing, huh?"

"Is that so?"

It had to be admitted, the atmosphere between them was quite pleasant, anyone would think they were enjoying each other’s company greatly.

The girl even initiated a serious topic, "So, what are you doing around here? Not many people come to this area."

"What am I doing?" Xiao Yi honestly replied, "I came here to learn driving and I’m about to go for my driving test!"

"Learning to drive?" The girl puzzled, "Is there a driving school nearby?"

"Yes," Xiao Yi said, "The instructor was just next to me, speaking of which, where did the instructor go?"

The girl didn’t give it much thought, just assuming some new driving school must have opened nearby; still, it was odd to choose this location.

Initially, she thought Xiao Yi came here specifically to set an ambush and hit on her, but it seems she had overthought.

Was this not intentional, then? Could this actually be what they call a fateful meeting?

At that thought, the girl’s cheeks heated up a bit.

Meanwhile, Xiao Yi looked around and didn’t see the instructor anywhere, so he gave up, and the people hiding across the street in the bushes heaved a sigh of relief.

Xiao Yi then looked back at the girl, asking, "So, why were you walking around here?"

"Eh? Me?" the girl replied, "I was just passing by here on my way home from my dance class."

"Dance class?"

"Yeah, ballet," the girl said, looking a bit proud.

Hearing this, those eavesdropping couldn’t help but comment softly,

"So she’s a ballet dancer, no wonder her figure is so nice."

"I heard ballet dancers can do lots of difficult movements, wow! If they really got to know each other better, Brother Xiao Yi is in for a treat!"

"What the hell are you talking about!"

Just then, the girl spoke again,

"If you don’t mind..." She tilted her head down a little shyly, "You can come and watch me practice my dance."

This was the first time the girl had ever made such an invitation to someone, and her heart raced a bit.

Watching this scene, the others also got their hearts racing,

"She’s made her move! She took the initiative!"

"Facing the girl’s suggestion, what will Brother Xiao Yi’s answer be?"

"Met not long ago and invited to watch her dance, next will be inviting to her home, and what might happen next I dare not think!"

However, as everyone held their breath and watched Xiao Yi, anticipating his reply, Xiao Yi gave such an answer:

"No, I won’t go."

Everyone was shocked, wondering whether this was simply a straightforward rejection or a cunning tactic of playing hard to get.

Then, Xiao Yi’s words silenced everyone.

He said, "I’m not interested in ballet, and besides, don’t you think the way those female ballet dancers lift their legs looks like a dog standing by a fire hydrant?"

"..."

"...Right, I just remembered I need to go this way, let’s part here, goodbye... no, farewell!" The girl’s expression soured, and she immediately turned and walked away swiftly.

"..." Xiao Yi watched her leaving figure and belatedly said, "Did I just get dumped?"

"..." Even Xu Yingguang was silenced by Xiao Yi’s actions.

He put away his phone, beginning to wonder why he was wasting time he could spend with his daughter by following Xiao Yi’s love life instead.

At the same time, Xu Yingguang felt somewhat relieved.

Thankfully his daughter is well-behaved and sensible, not likely to run off or be interested in livestreams, at least there’s no worry she might mingle with Xiao Yi.

...

Elsewhere, people were also sighing quietly as they left, initially thinking they might witness some new changes in Xiao Yi.

But this outcome, upon reflection, seemed quite natural and inevitable.

Only the instructor stayed behind; a myriad of thoughts crossing his mind, he hesitated for a moment but still walked over to Xiao Yi.

"Sigh... Dating is indeed very difficult." At that moment, Xiao Yi couldn’t help but sigh, "Even I can’t seem to grasp a girl’s heart. Well, I’ve decided, I won’t date anymore."

"Xiao Yi..." The instructor approached.

"Oh, coach, you were here," Xiao Yi looked at the coach and said, "My first love, it ended in failure."

"No, I don’t think that counts as your first love," the coach corrected, "Don’t misuse the term."

"Is that so? Then it seems my first love is still up for grabs."

"Sigh..." The coach sighed, "Alright, I’ll come back tomorrow to teach you driving, let’s leave it at that."

"Really!?"

The coach wanted to say ’not really,’ but he still nodded with difficulty.

After witnessing that incident, the coach suddenly felt a sense of responsibility to prevent Xiao Yi from tormenting others.

Just thinking about what he might have to deal with later, the coach couldn’t help but feel a bit afraid.