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Chapter 59 - 57: Instigate?

Chapter 59: Chapter 57: Instigate?

Seeing Xiao Yi rush into the kitchen, everyone was also startled and hurried to follow to check out the situation.

Inside the kitchen, the chef was scolding Yun Sha when they both saw Xiao Yi charge in.

"Xiao Yi, is something the matter?" Yun Sha immediately put on a smile and asked.

"Nothing, I’m looking for the chef." Xiao Yi then glared at the chef and challenged, "Chef! Why is the food so scarce every time!?"

"Is there a problem?" The chef was indifferent, "We can’t leave this mountain now, and there isn’t much food to replenish, so you’ll just have to bear with it."

"Yeah." Yun Sha also said, "There’s no helping it, this Feast only needs to last for five days, just hold on a little longer."

"This..." Xiao Yi hung his head in resignation.

"..." The chef glanced at Xi Yun, who was peering into the kitchen doorway, and then suddenly said, "However, if you can help me out a bit, I might be able to give you some extra food."

"Really!" Xiao Yi immediately perked up with enthusiasm!

Outside the kitchen, those who saw this scene breathed a sigh of relief, thankful that nothing serious had occurred.

However, two people were annoyed!

One was Dick, who hadn’t expected Xiao Yi to use such tactics to win people’s hearts! It was simply infuriating!

The other was Ah Yi, who was furious at the thought of Xiao Yi getting on his father-in-law’s good side before him, determined not to let Xiao Yi continue being so arrogant!

At the same time, in the live stream, cries of dismay rose one after another at the sight of Xiao Yi planning to help out in the kitchen.

Dragon Country People: "What?! Xiao Yi is entering the kitchen again! No, Brother Xiao Yi, spare me, I beg you!"

Dragon Country People: "Quack! I don’t want to see Brother Xiao Yi cook!"

Dragon Country People: "Stream off!"

Lighthouse Country People: "What are these Dragon Country People going crazy about?"

Japanese People: "Who knows."

But soon, people from other countries understood the reason.

Seeing that everything was okay, everyone left.

Xiao Yi also immediately expressed his confidence to the chef: "Don’t be fooled by my appearance, I have a real Talent for cooking! The first time I cooked, someone said it tasted so good it killed them!"

"Is that so?" The chef was unimpressed, perhaps even a bit gleeful.

With this naive young man doing some of his work, he could rest easy. He couldn’t miss this chance to put Xiao Yi through his paces.

"Hmph, then work hard and do more, start by slicing that pile of carrots into pieces."

"Leave it to me!"

Xiao Yi immediately went to the table heaped with carrots, picked up a kitchen knife next to it, and chopped down!

Then, the knife struck the stone table and shattered instantly, while the carrots sprayed out in all directions.

"???"

The live stream was naturally filled with question marks.

"What are you doing?!"

Yun Sha was stunned, and the chef hurriedly went to take the knife away.

"Who taught you to chop vegetables like this!?"

"Eh? Is there a problem?"

"Of course, there’s a problem! I’ve lost another knife! Sigh... never mind, just be careful next time. Use a cutting board to chop vegetables."

"Cutting board?" Xiao Yi was puzzled, what on earth was that?

"This!" The chef handed over a heavy wooden chopping block and said, "You’re supposed to use this to chop vegetables!"

"Got it!"

Xiao Yi took the chopping block and then, without a moment’s hesitation, smashed it down on the pile of carrots!

Following a dull thud, the pile of carrots was reduced to bits in an instant, and a small pit was left in the table.

"Oh!" Xiao Yi remarked, somewhat impressed, "All taken care of at once, I see. No wonder you have to use a chopping block, it’s indeed much more useful than a knife."

"???????"

The live stream chat was already overflowing with question marks.

At this moment, people from different countries actually understood each other!

"...Huh?" Yun Sha was completely stunned.

"..." The chef stared at Xiao Yi for a good while, the corners of his mouth twitching.

It was only when Xiao Yi, still somewhat proud, boasted to him, "How’s my knife work?" that the chef finally couldn’t hold it in any longer.

"What are you doing? Why are you using a cutting board to chop vegetables?"

"Eh? Is there a problem?" Xiao Yi asked, confused, "Wasn’t it you who said to use a cutting board to chop vegetables?"

"This... Huh?"

For some reason, the chef suddenly felt that Xiao Yi’s words didn’t seem completely wrong. His own words did seem to imply the meaning Xiao Yi had understood.

Could it have been his own fault? But would a normal person think to use a cutting board to chop vegetables?

The more he thought about it, the less the chef could understand, and he suddenly felt deflated.

"It’s my fault." The chef said weakly, "I shouldn’t have let you into the kitchen."

Then Xiao Yi was sent off to tend to the firewood.

This task he managed without a hitch, and the chef, as well as everyone in the live stream, finally saw their blood pressure stabilize.

After being busy with that, the chef impatiently shooed Yun Sha away.

"You have no part in this anymore, hurry up and get out."

"I understand." Yun Sha was already accustomed to this and subsequently left the kitchen.

Seeing this, Xiao Yi couldn’t help but say to the chef, "Why do you treat her like this? You two are husband and wife, right?"

"So what if we are?" The chef’s face showed complete indifference, "We married only for the sake of future generations, why should I put on a nice face for a woman who’s thinking who knows what in her heart?"

"But... if this continues, she’s going to divorce you and live with Iron Brother."

Upon hearing Xiao Yi’s words, the live stream audience was shocked; this was a sensitive topic, and Xiao Yi had spoken so bluntly that it wouldn’t have been surprising if the chef pulled out a knife and struck him the next second!

But to everyone’s surprise, the chef’s reaction was still nonchalant.

"Ah Tie, that guy, sure, everyone can see he has feelings for Yun Sha, it wouldn’t be strange if she went off with him."

"...Hm?" Xiao Yi couldn’t help but ask, "You don’t care?"

"Of course, I couldn’t care less who that woman wants to go with. In fact, I’d be more comfortable that way. As long as my daughter Xi Yun is by my side, that’s enough for me."

Hearing this, the audience understood; the chef had no affection for his wife and even saw her as a burden!

He only cared about his daughter Xi Yun.

"But one day, Xi Yun will have to leave here too."

"Impossible!" The chef suddenly got excited, "I will never let Xi Yun leave!"

"That’s not up to you," Xiao Yi said, "After a divorce, the child has the right to choose who to live with."

"What did you say...?" The chef was stunned, "Aren’t children supposed to listen to their biological father? Who made up such a stupid rule!"

"The law," Xiao Yi said with a bit of helplessness, "Do you not even know this?"

"The... law?"

The chef’s expression suddenly turned exceedingly vicious!

"I see now, I finally understand why Yun Sha that woman is so adamant about sending Xi Yun away to study. She’s planning to use outside rules against me! That woman really is cunning!

And that bastard Ah Tie! I knew his constant attention to Xi Yun had a purpose! His so-called ’teaching her’ is all nonsense! He’s trying to ingratiate himself with Xi Yun, to make her willing to call him ’Dad’! They both want to take Xi Yun away from me!"

The chef stood up abruptly, his eyes beginning to radiate murderous intent.

"I won’t let them succeed! Even if it means killing them, so be it!"

Seeing this scene, the live stream audience was also dumbfounded.

Dragon Country People: "Ah? What’s this... Doesn’t Brother Xiao Yi just incite internal human conflict? Could it be we’re about to witness infighting?"

Dragon Country People: "Although Brother Xiao Yi doesn’t consider himself a wolf, nor does he kill people at night, it seems that doesn’t stop him from doing things a wolf would do."

Some people began to realize that the upcoming Feast might witness some unexpected events.