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Chapter 419 - 307: What Should a Poor Student Do at Hengshui Middle School

Chapter 419: Chapter 307: What Should a Poor Student Do at Hengshui Middle School

As for the outside world, Xiao Yi naturally could not know what was happening as he had already ventured into the instance.

The pure white space faded, and when Xiao Yi could see his surroundings again, he found himself bound to a golden chair.

"Mmm...!"

Xiao Yi instinctually tried to make a sound but realized that his mouth was bound, and some strange object was stuffed into it, reducing his attempts to speak to mere mumbles.

"...Hmm!"

Xiao Yi also tried moving his body but found himself tightly bound to the chair, unable to budge at all.

"Hmm..."

Xiao Yi was then left to observe his surroundings.

However, he found that it was pitch black all around, and he could see nothing, except for the area directly around him.

It seemed a light source was hanging above his head, illuminating only the nearby objects.

"Hmph..."

Unable to gather any information, Xiao Yi gave up and instead began to come up with a novel he planned to write to pass the time, waiting for something to happen.

As for the novel, it wasn’t anything special, just a mindless page-turner.

Its title was "Life at Hengshui Middle School: What Should a Bad Student Do?"

Overall, it was a story about triumphing over classmates, class leaders, top students, teachers, and the school principal... Constantly prevailing and advancing until overturning the entire education system.

For Xiao Yi, sometimes thinking about such brainless plots was actually quite relaxing.

Just as Xiao Yi was pondering how to most satisfyingly disgrace the minister, he heard footsteps.

"...Hmm?"

Xiao Yi immediately looked towards the source of the noise, and soon enough, two figures cloaked in black robes appeared before him.

One figure was petite and seemed like a child, while the other was relatively taller, slightly shorter than Xiao Yi, and peculiarly, this person’s robe was form-fitting, accentuating her curves—it was obviously a woman.

Sure enough, the taller black-robed figure spoke first, her voice crisp and feminine.

"Oh? You’re awake... Don’t worry, we haven’t done anything to you. There’s nothing missing from your body either, you can feel for yourself."

"It’s not..." The smaller black-robed figure, with a youthful girl’s voice, interjected, "You’ve tied him up so tight, how is he supposed to feel anything?"

"...You have a point!" The taller black-robed figure suddenly realized: "Then let me feel for him! According to relativity, if I touch him, he will feel it too! That way, he can know he’s completely intact, right? Here I go!"

With that, the taller figure eagerly reached out towards Xiao Yi.

"Ha!"

But the shorter black-robed figure beside her swiftly swung a punch, hammering against her shin.

"Aughhhhhhhhh!" Naturally, the taller figure screamed in pain, standing on one leg like a flamingo.

"Sigh..." The shorter figure turned to Xiao Yi and said, "Sorry about that, she’s like this. I hope you don’t mind."

Xiao Yi replied, "Mmm mmm, mhmm hmm, mmm blah blah mmm, huh mmm hmm hmm hm mmm!"

"...Huh?"

The shorter figure was clearly confused and couldn’t understand what Xiao Yi was saying.

So, she had to ask the taller figure for help.

"Hey! Stop standing on one foot. What’s he saying? Translate for me."

"...Hmm."

The taller figure also looked at Xiao Yi, thought for a moment, and then said:

"I think he was just saying... It’s okay, I don’t mind, but, by the way, can you morons let me speak first?"

"Oh!" The shorter figure then realized and quickly stood on tiptoes to undo Xiao Yi’s gag.

At the same time, she complained to the taller figure:

"I only told you to bind him, why did you have to gag him too?"

"Hmm..." The taller figure sheepishly replied, "I figured since we were binding him anyway, why not go all out? Plus... don’t you find gags kind of sexy?"

"Sexy my ass."

The shorter figure immediately lashed out in crude language, and at the same time, she freed Xiao Yi.

"Pfft..."

And after finally being able to speak again, Xiao Yi’s first words were:

"You translated that wrong just now. What I actually said was... It’s okay, I don’t mind, but seriously, you two idiots, let me speak first."

"Oh—" The taller figure nodded thoughtfully and said, "But I thought there wasn’t much difference?"

Though he could now speak, Xiao Yi was still bound tightly, completely immobile.

So, he could only ask the two black-robed figures,

"So, what exactly do you want? Why have you tied me up here?"

"Finally, the main topic... Hmm!" The shorter figure cleared her throat, then asked seriously, "Now then, I assume you’ve lost your memory by now, not remembering why you’re here?"

"Lost memory?" Xiao Yi tried to recall, and although he vividly remembered over-salting his stir-fried chili pork from yesterday, he indeed couldn’t recall any recent memories.