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Chapter 34: A Prodigy That Shocks the World!

Chapter 34: Chapter 34: A Prodigy That Shocks the World!

Since Xu Yingguang had given his consent, no one else dared to say much more.

After receiving the nod, the principal dared to say, "Alright, then I’ll go make the arrangements! Mr. Yi, please come with me."

Xiao Yi said, "Wait a moment, before that, can I go to the canteen to buy a soda? I’m a little thirsty."

The men in black hurried forward when they heard Xiao Yi’s words and asked,

"Mr. Yi, we will take care of purchasing it for you. What drink would you like? A red or blue can?"

Xiao Yi responded right away, "Green can. Who drinks red or blue ones?"

"Understood!"

So, one of the men in black went to buy the drink, and Xiao Yi followed the principal into the examination hall, while the other men in black continued to stand guard by Xiao Yi’s side, not straying an inch.

Actually, the middle school entrance exam at this school had already finished, right when Xiao Yi was challenging the instance.

But that was not a problem. The principal immediately arranged another entrance exam and summoned two teachers to mark and grade Xiao Yi’s exam paper.

The two teachers were a bit sullen. They had just been cheering for Xiao Yi’s completion of the instance when they were called in to work.

Moreover, the principal specifically instructed them, saying,

"No matter what Answer the big shot writes, you must give the highest score! Or else, I will deal with the two of you!"

How could such a directive not make them feel sullen, but they could only helplessly nod in agreement.

The poor teachers didn’t know the biggest challenge was still to come!

...

Xiao Yi took the exam surrounded by men in black, experiencing such a monitoring squad for the first time.

However, Xiao Yi had no intention of cheating, it really didn’t matter to him.

After finishing the exam, Xiao Yi took his paper directly to the teachers for on-the-spot marking and grading.

First up was the teacher responsible for mathematics.

The moment he received Xiao Yi’s exam paper, he was stunned.

"Why did you answer ’7 times 14’ with ’7 times 14’?" the teacher asked, eyes wide.

"Is there a problem?" Xiao Yi retorted.

This question made the teacher’s mouth twitch, "There’s no problem, but there is a huge problem!"

Xiao Yi was confused and thought that the teacher sounded like a cultural thug, saying things that were incomprehensible.

Then, Xiao Yi candidly expressed his thoughts, "I don’t understand, teacher."

"You don’t understand? Was the teacher speaking in Chinese or English?"

"Chinese!" Xiao Yi immediately replied.

"Chinese, and you still don’t understand!" the teacher was almost frantic, "What I’m saying is that you have a problem! What on earth is your basis for such an answer!?"

Xiao Yi thought for a moment, then answered, "Based on feeling, I guess. If it feels right, then it’s right."

"..."

The teacher really wanted to give a zero, but remembering the principal’s words, he went against his conscience and marked it with a ✓

It was the first time he betrayed his teaching career.

But, it was not over yet!

That teacher noticed Xiao Yi had left a question unanswered and couldn’t help but ask,

"Why didn’t you answer this question?"

"Is there a problem?" Xiao Yi countered.

"Of course there is a problem!" the teacher struggled to suppress his irritation and said, "This is a bonus question! It’s all written there!"

Yet, Xiao Yi’s face remained calm as he said, "Yes, I know. So, give the points."

"Give the points?" the teacher was taken aback, "How can I give you points if you haven’t answered?"

Xiao Yi countered, "If I have to answer a bonus question, then how can it be called a bonus question?"

"......... Ah?" The teacher was dumbfounded.

Xiao Yi took a sip of his drink, urging, "What are you waiting for? Give the points."

"..."

Soon after, the scores were out, and without a doubt, they were perfect.

Another teacher was responsible for grading the language paper; he had just gone to the restroom, not knowing what had happened.

Seeing his colleague looking utterly spent for some unknown reason, he was somewhat puzzled.

However, he didn’t dwell on it and decided to start with the exam papers instead.

At first there was nothing unusual, but the more the teacher looked, the more unsettled his expression became, even starting to twist gradually.

In the end, he couldn’t help himself and asked Xiao Yi:

"Student, may I ask you some questions?"

Xiao Yi immediately expressed his generosity: "Teacher, feel free to ask."

"Okay, then... what does ’setting fire for three months straight’ mean? What exactly is supposed to be burned?"

"How would I know," Xiao Yi spread his hands, "it’s not me who set the fire."

"...All right, then what about ’the boss goes back home’? Are you intending to write a ’second boss goes to a new home’ or something?"

"Teacher..." Xiao Yi said, "please don’t make up ancient poetry, it’s disrespectful to the ancestors."

"You!"

The teacher was so angry that he jumped up, and just at that moment, he saw the principal.

There was a small window on the door of the examination room, and the principal was glaring at him through it. The threatening intent in the principal’s eyes was all too clear.

"... "The teacher had no choice but to sit down obediently and asked Xiao Yi again: "There’s another question, this ’Great sorrow of the old disciple’, I’d like to know, who is the ’old disciple’?"

"The author," Xiao Yi answered immediately.

"And who might the author be?"

"Li Bai."

"Your moth...!"

The teacher was just about to curse out loud, but he saw the principal outside the window gesturing to him.

It was a gesture of drawing a finger across the throat, and the threatening intent in the principal’s eyes gradually turned into a murderous look.

The teacher, frightened, could only force out an extremely reluctant smile and changed his tone:

"Your mother must be very knowledgeable about education, right?"

"I don’t have a mother."

But Xiao Yi’s words completely baffled the teacher.

"Uh... "

Then, Xiao Yi changed his tune:

"However, I’ve recently acquired a mother, but she’s different from other people’s mothers. She appears to be only about ten years old and is barely one meter forty tall."

"This..."

Now, the teacher was utterly at a loss for words.

However, he still had to speak up against his will because he saw Xiao Yi’s composition.

"What!?" The teacher’s eyes widened, still unable to hold back, he asked Xiao Yi, "An eight-hundred-word essay, how come you only wrote ’essay’ two words?"

"This you just don’t understand," Xiao Yi wagged his finger proudly, "Two times forty equals eight hundred, see, just read it forty times, right?"

This remark nearly made the teacher spit blood, "But this is a Chinese language exam! Would you pull this stunt in a math test?"

The teacher responsible for math instantly panicked upon hearing this.

Already burned out, he immediately revived on the spot and rushed over.

"No, what do you mean by that? We don’t have any feud, right? Besides, student, two times forty does not equal eight hundred. Come on, write up to twenty words, then let him read it forty times."

The Chinese language teacher also became anxious when he heard this.

"What do you mean by that!?"

Then, the two of them started arguing in front of Xiao Yi. Xiao Yi, sipping his drink, watched with great interest.

"These two idiots..."

The principal couldn’t bear to watch anymore and called them both out.

"What’s the matter with you two!?" The principal scolded angrily, "Didn’t I tell you to just give the highest scores and be done with it? What are you stirring up?"

"It’s not our fault." One teacher said somewhat aggrieved, "It’s that guy who is too frightening, he’s truly a startling genius!"

The other teacher also said, "That’s right, that’s right, principal, I really don’t understand, why should such a startling genius be given the highest score?"

The principal, speechless, glared at them both and asked, "If your student were to win the Nobel Prize, would you give him extra points on his exam results?"

"Well..." Both said in unison, "We’d consider it on a case-by-case basis."

"Idiots!"

The principal outright sprayed their faces with spittle!

"Why the hell are you testing, to begin with? He’s being sent directly to the top institution; we’re still here testing, what the hell!"