Livestreaming: I am retarded, but selected to join the analoghorror game?!
Chapter 314 - 256: Awe-inspiring Culinary Skills and a Heaven-defying ID_2

Chapter 314: Chapter 256: Awe-inspiring Culinary Skills and a Heaven-defying ID_2

The chef had just felt this way when, suddenly, he noticed something abnormal.

That was... the fish in the soup had actually started to swim around leisurely!

"This..." The chef’s surprised expression became even more astonished as he incredulously asked Xiao Yi, "Didn’t you prepare the fish at all?"

"Prepare?" Xiao Yi asked in return, "Prepare what? I thought the fish I’ve seen are all whole, do they still need to be prepared?"

"Uh... Didn’t you at least gut it?" The chef said helplessly, "The fish is still alive!"

But Xiao Yi said, "Master, haven’t you heard of the proverb about ’boiling a frog in warm water’?"

"..." The chef couldn’t help but twitch at the corners of his mouth.

Of course, he had encountered such people before, so he quickly regained his composure.

But quickly, the chef noticed something else that was wrong and hurriedly asked, "Wait! If the fish are alive, then how did you get this milky soup?"

"Um?" Xiao Yi replied, "Of course, it’s because I added milk. After all, I’ve seen other people’s soup and it’s white, so they must have added milk. Surely it couldn’t be water, right? Besides, this is a combination of terrestrial and marine life! The fusion of land and sea flavors, the taste must be great!"

"..." The chef fell silent.

Xiao Yi’s words left him with no idea how to respond; there were too many problems!

The chef struggled for a long time before he could manage to say, "There’s no such category as terrestrial creatures; it’s more appropriate to say mammals."

After the chef’s explanation, Xiao Yi finally realized he had messed up, but he didn’t mind. "I see, so this pot is a failure. Well then, Master, try my other pot of food!"

"Another pot?" The chef looked at the empty flat pan and said, "There’s nothing in here?"

Xiao Yi said, "Master, you’ll know if you just blow on it."

"...?"

The chef blew on it with confusion and then, he discovered that there indeed was something in the pot; it was just an indescribably black substance, completely fused with the bottom of the pot.

The chef had blown on it, and sparks had flared up before he realized this.

"...How about we start from learning how to hold a knife?" the chef suggested.

However, Xiao Yi shook his head, "No, when you fall down, you’ve got to pick yourself up where you crashed! Master, help me set up the pot and heat the oil again! This time I promise to handle the fish properly and not let it move again."

With that, Xiao Yi left the kitchen.

"..." Although uneasy, the chef had no choice but to comply with the orders of such an important person and reluctantly set the pot and heated the oil.

Soon after, Xiao Yi came rushing in with a fish that wasn’t moving and tossed it into the pot to start frying!

"Not moving? Seems like you did handle it properly, a perfect touch... Hm?"

The chef had just breathed a sigh of relief when immediately after, he noticed that the previously motionless fish began to struggle violently after being thrown into the hot oil.

Seeing this, the chef hurried to move away, but inevitably, his hand was still splashed with a few drops of hot oil.

"...!" The chef’s expression distorted at once; in all his years in the kitchen, this was still something he never got used to.

"Master, are you okay?" Xiao Yi got a bit angry upon seeing this, "Damn fish! I’ve fed you so much alcohol and you still dare to move! It seems I have to bring out the big guns!"

After saying this, Xiao Yi delivered a heavy blow on the fish’s head in the pot... and the fish finally stopped moving.

"Ah this..." Upon seeing this, the chef was left dumbfounded, not even minding the pain.

...

"Brother... let’s start from learning how to hold a knife," the chef almost pleaded.

"..." Xiao Yi also felt embarrassed to refuse and nodded, "Okay then."

But starting from the basics didn’t mean the chef could relax.

"Don’t cut like that! You’ll cut your own flesh!"

"Isn’t it good to give the customers a little extra meat?"

"... I don’t think anyone would want to eat that kind of meat."

Just cutting vegetables alone was full of problems, not to mention when it came to stir-frying...

"Heat the pan before adding the oil, so it won’t stick, understand?"

"Got it, got it, heat both the pan and the oil. Now it’s time to add water."

"Ah!? Why are you adding water?"

"Don’t you know oil and water separate? This way you can half-fry and half-boil, isn’t that perfect? Saves time and effort!"

"...Let me do it, just watch."

Some time later...

"The stir-fry’s about done, have you learned anything? Did you really? Hmm... Okay then, you stir-fry, we’re at the step where you add the seasoning, remember, add as much salt as there are vegetables, you just... Ah!!! Why did you pour in all the salt?"

"Isn’t that what you taught? A half pot of vegetables should have a half pot of salt."

"...Well, your salt stir-fry really has a hint of vegetable flavor."

"You’re mistaken." Xiao Yi corrected, "You should say the vegetables have a hint of salt flavor."

"..." The chef’s mouth twisted in irritation, "Do you have to correct me? Master..."

After that, the chef had no more strength to teach Xiao Yi how to cook and quickly found an excuse to escape.

He finally understood what those strange expressions on people’s faces meant.

This person named Xiao Yi was truly indecent! Even he, who had seen so much, found it hard to endure!

The chef began to feel the urge to retreat, unsure whether to continue teaching Xiao Yi how to cook tomorrow or not.

In his hesitation, the chef suddenly remembered Xiao Yi mentioning he was preparing to start a livestream today, and if the chef wanted to, he could go check it out.

The chef was also interested in this thing called livestreaming, and it would be a good chance to get to know what Xiao Yi was like on a day-to-day basis, perhaps it could solidify his decision.

So, with the help of someone knowledgeable, the chef successfully opened Xiao Yi’s livestream, and then he was completely baffled.

"Thanks to [Toiling Hard for the Fragrance of Rice, a Temple’s Sad Smile for the Southern Dynasty] for the drink more hot water gift."

The chef: "?"

For some reason, the chef thought he heard something outrageous, and wondered if he was hallucinating.

But this... was just the beginning.

"Thanks to [Brother Xiao Yi, I’ll take a Sony, a Microsoft would do too] for the drink more hot water gift."

"Thanks to [Is Brother Xiao Yi a primary school teacher? Why is my primary always so wet?] for the drink more hot water gift."

The chef: "???????????"

The chef didn’t understand any of this, he was just instinctively shocked.

But, this wasn’t even the end of it.

"Thanks to [Brother Xiao Yi, I’m studying the Southern Dynasty, you can prepare for the Northern Dynasty] for the drink more hot water gift." After reading it, Xiao Yi couldn’t help but ask, "Speaking of which, besides the Southern and Northern Dynasties, what other dynasties are there?"

Then, the chef saw the chat room filled with "Gao Dynasty" messages.

"...Hss—" The chef silently closed the livestream and walked into his own yard.

The wind blew gently, insects chirped, birds sang, and the moonlight was cool.

Everything was so quiet and beautiful.

Feeling the slightly cool and comfortable night breeze, a faint smile appeared on the chef’s lips.

He seemed to have an epiphany.

The world was so quiet, why should he be restless?

Thus, the chef calmed down and slowly exhaled a breath.

"Phew... I think I should resign, just staying in that kind of mysterious environment, that guy is just too much..."

The chef... was ready to face any punishment, but he would not give up his decision to quit teaching cooking!

However, after the chef reported his decision, to his surprise, it was immediately approved, not only was there no punishment, but there were also many condolences and subsidies!

As for Xiao Yi, when he heard the news, he didn’t react much; he was tired of learning to cook anyway, so it was a good time to stop.

Thus! The culinary road! Grandly concluded!

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